ALSO I FUCKING LOVE THE YOGSCAST MY GOD. I AM FEMALE DAVE AND I HAVE THE BALLS.

Name: yup. because i'm so giving out personal detail over the internet.

Age: nope

Apperence: meh, I'm average looking I guess. Not short, not tall. Not overweight, Defintetly not thin. My hair is dark brown and long past my shoulders. My eyes tend to change colour daily from green to hazel to dark brown (I have no idea why) And my friends and family are convinced that I look asian because of how my eyes are shaped. Aren't they just lovely? (Not to be mean or rude, but If one more of my family members calls me Sakura I will strangle them)

Favourite band: I have so many bands that I love but I think the main are probably Maroon 5, five finger death punch (I swear they are no where near as bad as they sound by the name XD) Bon jovi, Nickleback and Bowling for soup. (Some of the bowling for soup songs are terrible I know but when they get it right, they REALLY get it right, that plus any song that talks about star wars is a winner in my opinion

Favorite food: I have a passion for apple pie, it cures every problem in the world!!!!!!!!!

Favorite drink: I'm a milk kind of person... that did not come out right...

Writing goals:

.To not suck

(Serioiusly, this is a biggy lol. I took down my old starwars story. Partly because it was an abomination and partly because it wasn't a real story to be honest it was just crack and the result of my boredom over the holidays. I've been working on my writing, and thankfully I'm no where near as bad as I once was; but i still need practice. LOTS of practice, so for now I won't be writing much and I will never attempt to rewrite my starwars story either sorry, I'm afraid it's just not salvagable; that and in the time I've been away from fanfiction I've fallen away from the fandom quite far)

.Practice plots

(This is a big one as well, Not because I am bad at writing plots; it's actually one of my strong points. It's just because I totally FAIL with pacing, I either have everything so fast where it gets confusing or so incredibly slow that it becomes boring)

.Actually freaking finish something

(Heres the main one :D I am so BAD at carrying on. Dear god, I'm suprised no one has shot me yet. Jeez. It's my main weakness, I get really exited but eventually I get distracted or start something else, and then whatever I was writiing just shrivels up and dies when it comes to insperation in my mind. So when I finally come back to finish what I began, I am completely out of tune and I just can't write it any more.)

Hopefully with a bit of work and practice these f*cking annoying traits will lessen slightly.

We'll see I guess won't we?

(Just so you know by the wya, I am no where near as creepy as I seem I promise. I'm actually pretty friendly and I promise I won't eat you or anything k? so just inbox me if you want to chat :D)

Just so you know, I LOVE frankie boyles humor no matter how offensive he is.

I love russel howard.

And I love trolling.

Funny conversations with friends and/or family:

My 7th birthday party.

Carla: WOOOOOOO LETS GET STONED AND PARTY ALL NIGHT! (falls over)

Mum: silly aunty carla has had too many glasses of wine

Me: aunty carla's had one too many bottles of wine

Everyone else: ...

(Dropping my aunty off at her house)

Aunty: did you know that your cousin is still with Lisa?

Mom: how longs he been with her?

Aunty: about a year!

Me: What so she's deaf AND blind?

Everyone else:...