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Joined 12-22-09, id: 2187071, Profile Updated: 04-09-14
Author has written 26 stories for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Glee, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock, Merlin, and Supernatural.

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Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,578 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 1/28/2019 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The Straight and Narrow by Neriede reviews
The spiral towards love is made of a thousand infinitely close revolutions, all closer than the last. Nothing is as agonizing as the slow turnabout to intimacy-nothing quite as bittersweet as the tiptoe towards love. Apollo/Klavier
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,438 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Apollo J., Klavier G. - Complete
Thick as Thieves by krakens reviews
(LBD) AU. Lizzie befriends Darcy at the Gibson wedding.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,886 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
In Our Own Pretty Ways by krakens reviews
(LBD) When she gets home late that evening, Gigi discovers that Lydia has followed her on Twitter. She follows back.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Georgiana, Lydia
Sight Unseen by Pir8grl reviews
Tag scene to The Crimson Horror. A little bit of conversation based on that look that Jenny shot Vastra when the Doctor kissed Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
In Which Darcy Vlogs by loudlovexx reviews
Takes place after episode 78, Gigi convinces Darcy that the only way to win Lizzie over is with a Vlog confessing his feelings.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
Costume Theater by KenpoChick reviews
"Lizzie decided that, should she need a costume theater partner at Pemberley, it would be William Darcy." Over the course of her stay at Pemberley, Lizzie begins to let Darcy into her life as an occasional costume theater partner, a friend, and possibly something more. Set after episode 80.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,141 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Just Like Tony Stark by jncar reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries. During a movie night with Gigi and Fitz, Lizzie gives Darcy reason to hope. Later, an unexpected role model inspires him to action.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Failing by Ieyre reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries-verse. Sometimes even the most talkative, eloquent people can be at a loss for words. Lizzie has tea with William Darcy and his little sister while on her thesis company shadow and learns a little about the Darcy family...and how little she really knows about one Darcy in particular.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Important Bit by Rayndrop reviews
Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by LOVEZINKSY reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What's Left Of Me by myrmidryad reviews
Slash, oneshot where Merlin and Arthur come across a monster that can see into the minds of its victims, including all their secrets, which can only be bad news for Merlin. Rated T to be safe.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,589 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
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An Angel's (Lack Of) Desire reviews
He had hoped that it was an "angel thing", despite overwhelming evidence on the contrary (See: Gabriel, Anna), but Castiel's grace was gone, and he was still as asexual as a human as he was as an angel. (Asexual!Cas, Dean/Castiel)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Historic Recurrence reviews
Every 500 years or so, Merlin would meet a reincarnated Arthur, Morgana, Gwen and assorted knights. Every time, Merlin and Arthur would become friends, Morgana would betray them, and Arthur would pick Gwen. Merlin was getting kind of sick of it, actually. (Merlin/Arthur, university fic)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
One-Point-Five Thousand reviews
Approximately 1.5 thousand years, and Merlin still hadn't felt any sexual attraction to Arthur, the man he spent that time looking for. But does he love him? Of course. (Asexual!Merlin/Arthur)
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Those Little 'Big Changes' reviews
They didn't notice their relationship change. Everybody else did. (Johnlock drabble, Asexual!Sherlock)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Carters Coffee Shop reviews
LBD-Verse. Lizzie Bennet doesn't really like working in a coffee shop - at least she can pass the time making up the lives of her customers. But then there's this Darcy guy, a regular, and it's difficult to make up his life when he keeps proving her wrong.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Dates and Domino reviews
LBD!verse. Lizzie shared a lot of things with the internet. Her true relationship with William Darcy was not one of them. (Set during/between ep 83 and 84)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Muddy Tulips reviews
LBD-verse. After Darcy tells the story of his first-ever date, Lizzie finds herself inexplicably jealous. Which is wierd, because before that moment, she didn't think she even liked the man like that.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Potions Class reviews
Set during HBP. Everyone's gone to Hogsmeade for their apperation test leaving Harry and Draco alone in potions. Well, with Ernie. The fumes must be going to his head because there is no way that he... is Malfoy flirting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
What She Must Say reviews
Continuation from Death Bringer. China has called Valkyrie to her library, where Valkyrie admits to what she had promised herself she'd tell a certain Skeleton Detective... Valduggery oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Memory Charms reviews
Ron keeps meeting Hermione, but he doesn't know who she is. After all, it had been just he and Harry who defeated Voldemort... right? AU - Romione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chances reviews
When you think about it, it was Professor McGonagall who bought them together. The Second-Chance Scheme was her idea, after all. Harry and Draco became closer after the war than anyone would have thought. Draco/Harry, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,471 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blaine's Boy reviews
Companion piece to Don't You Want Me. Blaine has got himself a BF, and Kurt's not sure how he feels out it... Futurefic, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Fury Of Amelia Pond reviews
"The Doctor had had a lot of companions, but I doubt he'd had one who'd turned on him with a hospital instrument in a fit of motherly rage." Amy's reaction to River's identity. Doctor/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Don't You Want Me? reviews
Based on the song "Don't You Want Me". Three years since leaving High School, Blaine's a recording artist, and Dalton's all but forgotton - until he meets Kurt, working as a waitress in a cocktail bar! Little more angsty than it sounds.Futurefic, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tinsel reviews
In which Kurt gets annoyed at out-of-season Christmas decorations, and Blaine gets his hand stabbed. Fluffy Klaine oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ten Things reviews
Whether you realise it or not, you think in lists. These are the lists of your favourite Ace Attorney characters. There will be a mix of pairings.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Ema Skye: Gavinners Fan reviews
Ema's love for the Gavinners was a secret, but what will happen when the cheif of police descovers her less-than-proffesional relationship with her boss? Ema/Klavier. Mini-drabbles - 50 words!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Ema S., Klavier G. - Complete
Apollo's Christmas reviews
Apollo Justice wasn't a great believer in Christmas, that is, until a surprise visit from an old friend of Phoenix. Apollo/Maya fluff. Try out a new pairing this festive season!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Apollo J., Maya F. - Complete
The oddly Tragic Life of Phoenix Wright reviews
We go over Phoenix's Life, skating over the good bits,biography-style! *WARNING: HUGE SPOILERS FOR GAMES 1-4*
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Uresolved Emotions reviews
Lana Skye is free to feel again, but what she feels for Miles Edgeworth is like nothing she's felt before. Lana/Miles because there's not enough.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Lana S., Miles E. - Complete
Pearl Fey: Ace Actress and Drama Queen reviews
Filming for the last case of the new movie "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney" is about to wrap up. What'll diva Pearl Fey have to say about it? Very odd. Please read - not sure it counts as parody but meh.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Pearl F. - Complete
A Guy With A Lip That's All Twisty Like reviews
When Maggey is arrested for murder, Phoenix and Maya set out to fnd the truth behind Gumshoe's dissapearance. Based on the Sherlock Holmes case "The Adventure of The Man With the Twisted Lip".
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, D. Gumshoe - Complete
Meaningless Banter reviews
Ema and Klavier have a meaningless debate over the Blue Badger. An attempt at funny.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ema S., Klavier G. - Complete
Unlikely Friendship reviews
Right after the events of Rise From The Ashes, Ema meets a mysterious, handsom boy on a park bench. His name is Klavier Gavin - an they become fast friends. But what happens when their new found friendship is challenged?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ema S., Klavier G. - Complete
Emails to Europe reviews
Ema's new year's resolution is to email her sister more often. Through the messages of two young women tells a story of friendship and romance. Ema/Klaveir, Lana/Miles.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Lana S., Ema S. - Complete
Going to Kurian reviews
When Apollo and the Wrights visit Kurian, Trucy and Pearl get a new couple to set up together. Apollo/Maya. I recomend reading it if you're either looking for a new couple to support, or just in the mood for a lighthearted romance. Oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Apollo J., Maya F. - Complete
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