Name: Sage of the Wolves (but you can call me Sage)
Age: 26
Real Name: Classified
Sex: Female

Orientation: Don't know, trying to figure it out.

Updates: Whenever I have the time

My best friend is Yesenia AKA Dark Uzumaki 93.

Stories I'm Working On:

A Demon's Fire- Ongoing, Warriors

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Completed Stories:

My Own Paradise- Wolf's Rain

Devils of the Sand and Leaf- Naruto

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Coming Soon:

Redemption (Rewrite) - Ginga Densetsu Weed

Her Name Is Asura- Ginga Densestsu Weed

Wolves of Manhattan (Rewrite)- Gargoyles

Searching But Not Believing- Wolf's Rain

Chimera (Rewrite)- D.N.Angel

Devils of the Sand and Leaf (Rewrite)

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On Hiatus:

Broken- Naruto

A Quiet Ninja's Pride- Naruto

Coldest Italy, Warmest Russia- Axis Powers Hetalia

Devil's Friend (Rewrite of Devils of Sand and Leaf)- Naruto

Favorite Quotes:

"It makes me pleasure smile to think that they will all be crushed by my overwelming power." Russia, Axis Powers Hetalia

"Man up or I'll beat you with my Peace Prize!" Swizterland, Axis Powers Hetalia

"I'm the Hero!" America, Axis Powers Hetalia

"Excuse me, did you just tell me what I love?! Write this down, you Toad-faced flump, I LOVE pancakes!!" Stewie to Lois, Family Guy.

"I won't whine anymore and I won't run away." Toboe, Wolf's Rain

"Dattebayo" Naruto, Naruto

"And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry" the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song" Narrator of Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales

"Pizza Angel please come to me, tomato sauce and cheese so gooey." Larry from "Silly Songs with Larry", Veggie Tales

"God Damn!! (Engrish)" GaoYellow, GeoRangers

"To serve as a guide to the next generation of Fighters, that is how a fighting Dog dies!" Benizakura, Ginga Nagreboshi Gin

"I am a female, I can withstand pain and hate but I cannot ignore the cries of a Child" Cross, Ginga Nagreboshi Gin

"Riku, Kairi, give me a little time okay?" Sora, Kingdom Hearts II

"You sick little Monkey!!" Ren Hoek, Ren and Stimpy

"Happy Happy, Joy Joy" Stimpy J. Cat

"I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel" Larry, "Silly Songs with Larry",Veggie Tales

"We're Wolves, we're not afraid to die." Kiba, Wolf's Rain

"Big-Lipped Alligator Moment!!" TV Tropes

"Why you fin-sucked Dooberry, I'm going to find something to strike you with!" Stewie, Family Guy

"A cool Guy like me would do something like this." Soul, Soul Eater

"I'm a big man." Black Star, Soul Eater

"Become great, become strong, Weed." Smith, Ginga Densetsu Weed

"Why does a big strong fighting Dog like you have to pick on a Pup?! Fight me instead!!" GB, Ginga Densetsu Weed

"Kids Next Door, Battle Stations!!" Numbuh One, Codename: Kids Next Door

"Aw, crud." Numbuh Four, Codename: Kids Next Door.

"Muriel, I'll save you." Courage, Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Shinigami CHOP!" Shinigami-sama, Soul Eater

"My friends are my power!" Sora, Kingdom Hearts

"Shilly shally, Dilly Dally" Tifa, Advent Children (I think)

"When you wish upon a Star... Evil Will Find You!" Nostalgia Critic

"These are the Top 11 (Insert Theme). Why Top 11? 'Cause I like to go one step beyond." Nostagia Critic

"I'm scared, I don't want to die, but at least I died saving you." GB to Weed, Ginga Densestu Weed Manga

"Whoa, Mule, whoa! Whoa, Mule. Whoa, whoa! (hits Animal on the head with a club, Animal drops to the ground) When I say whoa I MEAN Whoa!" Yosemite Sam, Looney Tunes

"Liiiightbulb." Gru, Despicable Me

"If I don't change something in myself then nothing in this world will ever change!!" GB, Ginga Densetsu Weed Manga

"BILL!! BILL, YOU HAVE TO BE THE STUPIDEST MAN ON THE PLANET TO THINK THAT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOU ARE WEARING?! THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK A SEQUIN TRAINWRECK! LOOK AT YOU!! YOU'RE PART OF A 12-HEADED JACKASS! THIS CHORUS IS THE FECES THAT IS PRODUCED WHEN SHAME EATS TOO MUCH STUPIDITY! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME EVNY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND!! UNDERWEAR, MONEY, FAT!! HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKKKK!" Dale to Bill, King of the Hill

"The point is, I can die anytime for friends who freed thier soul and fought in the same way!" Kagetora, Ginga Densetsu Weed

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If you were, copy and paste then write your name.
Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Ruka-x3, MadViolinist1994, Aqua girl 007, Sairey13, Sage of the Wolves

The little girl asks the teacher. "How did the man get off the cross?"
The Teacher replied: "He never did"
The little Girl argued: "Yes he did, the night mommy and daddy died he sat behind the couch with me and telling me everything was gonna be alright."
66% of you wont post this on you'r profile. But remember the bible says"Deny me in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my father.'
Post this on you'r profile. Because I already did my part. Now It Is Your Turne

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.