A/N: Nananananana batman... nah it's just Skulduggery escaping my ownership once again.

(1) Distance
Whenever Skulduggery travels for his work he does miss his wife. However the underwear of hers that he takes with him always makes the distance seem shorter.

(2) Endowed
Nicky once commented that he didn't know how Skulduggery kept a woman like Valkyrie while being so poorly endowed. His father just turned and smiled saying 'Well what are hands for?'

(3) Silence
When it is completely silent at night Nicky can't fall asleep because he knows exactly what his parents are doing.

(4) Scars
As Tanith looked upon the marks on Ghastly face as he sleep she realised that some scars were supposed to stay to make us who we are.

(5) Differences
When Valkyrie had enough of the constant Jazz music that Skulduggery listened to she bought him a pair of earphones. However the sound just echoed in his skull and made it worse for her.

(6)Additions
When Valkyrie asked Skulduggery if he wanted to add a daughter to the family he asked, 'Can she replace Nicky?'

(7) Do I Look Big in This?
You have no idea how much it kills Valkyrie to have a husband who will always be skinnier than her.

(8) Differences 2
When Nicky has enough of his father's jazz music he just hides his CDs... and secretly listens to them later.

(9) Over Protective
When Ghastly found out his daughter was alone with a guy in her room he charged in guns blazing. Unfortunately he did punch the boy before his daughter screamed out 'DAD HE'S GAY!'.

(10) Smite Me
Nicky brought his father to the verge of insanity after asking his mother to stay with him when he slept for a month.

(11) Sweet Revenge
After that month was up Skulduggery made sure to 'forget' the sound proof spells on special occasions.

(12) The Boss
Sick of the competition that raged on between her son and husband Valkyrie handcuffed them together for a week. But it was only a day after they tried to kill each other after Skulduggery had to go to the toilet with Nicky.

(13) Compensation
Nicky always reminds his father what men with fancy cars are compensating for.

(14) Young Love
Skulduggery was very happy when Nicky got his first girlfriend... he was very unhappy to see that she looked oddly similar to Valkyrie.

(15) A Whole New World
Skulduggery and Valkyrie flying in the air hand in hand
Skulduggery: Valkyrie?
Valkyrie: What?
Skulduggery: I will show you the world-
Valkyrie: Shut up Skulduggery.

A/N: G Dammit I'm lazy and this took way too long to write