Well hello there :D

I, if you haven't already worked it out, am Flaring Rhyhtm, and I'm slightly ever so obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant.

I'm a proud Valduggery supporter :D Sign the petition by going to chapter 105 of my Songfic, or go to my Bebo page-http:///Profile.jsp?MemberId=9724758019

RIGHT. So I absolutely adore the Skulduggery Pleasant Series :D It's my life, quite basically :B

The Fact File of Flaring Rhythm

Movies- Twilight Saga, Alice in Wonderland, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Irobot, Toy Story 1,2,3 , Killers, Paranormal Acivity, Human Centipede, and many more I cannot think of at this moment in time XD

Food- Pizza, Ice-cream, cheese and cucumber sandwiches, Chocolate, coco pops.

My catchphrase- I lick windows

Favourite catchphrase- Anything from Skulduggery Pleasant :D

Favourite book- Have a guess. Go on. SKUlDUGGERY PLEASANT SERIES.

Favourite bands in no order- General Fiasco, The Killers, Linkin Park, Kasabien, Paramore, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Arctic Monkeys, Vampire Weekend, You Me At Six, All Time Low, Cobra Starship, Biffy Clyro, Bombay Bicycle Club, Muse, Kids In Glass Houses, Scouting For Girls, Now Now Every Children, Papar Route, Train, Sugarland, Mumford & Sons, The Temper Trap, Kings of Leon,

Favourite singers- Paolo Nutini, Kate Nash, Jack Johnson, P!nk, Lady GaGa, Florence + The Machine, Ellie Goulding.

Personality- Absolutely totally nuts

Stubborn

As

Hell

: ) FLETCHER_RENN

give me envy give me malice
give me your attention
give me envy give me malice
baby give me a break
ValXSkul

I xxchavs, orange makeup, pink, time, people telling me what to do, religeon, rules, uniform, O_o prejudgment, exams, when your family fights, school, authority figures, cliff hangers, when your not let in on secrets, when people back stab, CLIFFHANGERS ON AWESOME BOOKS, when something bad happens to awesome fictional charactersO_o I ...music, SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT SERIES, anything to do with Alice in wonderland , tim burton, ice skating, reading, fanfiction, writing, converse, concerts, music , singing, tatoos, scrubs, drama, my friends, my family, VALDUGGERY, books, romance, punk, my guitar, being imaginative, dublin, rain, irish and welsh accents, drawings, night, dark, city lights, night life, photography, being with friends, the park, town, shopping, hollister, my laptop, sarcasm, chocolate, laughing, fire, bentleys, weird things, being myself, action, danger, swimming, eyeliner, skinny jeans, hats, clothes, twilight saga, team edward, diet coke, humour, being annoying, russel howard, penguins

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Best days ever

12/12/09

11/04/09

1/4/10

6/4/09

31/3/09

2/10/10

9/10/10

18/12/10

2/9/10

13/9/10

22/6/10

I gave up Jesus for lent

I never finish anyth

Have a nice cup of shut the hell up

I love math- 1+1=11

Trust me. I'm a Jedi.

Jesus Saves- passes to Noah- He shoots! He scooores!

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Im not short! Just fun size.

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Global warming killed Frosty

Screw world peace- I want a pony

The police never think its as funny as we do

Forget love- I'd rather fall in chocolate

Dyslexics have more nuf

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minuet of it.

I don't get drunk, I get awesome

That's what she said

I love cats. But I can't eat a whole one.

Fang Banger

Severus- found it yet?

SIRIUS- no- will baileys do for now?

SEVERUS- HELL no!

SIRIUS- are you sure whiskey is a good idea?

SEVERUS- sure- flaring'll never no

SIRIUS- good enoguh for me grabs bottle of whiskey from flarings cupboard and they run for it

next one!

FLARING- jeesh- that was scary

SHAKRA- skulduggery was NOT happy

FLARING- got that freakin right- thanks for covering me- NEVER again will i say he's perfect for val- EVER.

SHAKRA- dont mention it- i mean, what are friends for?

FLARING- i dont know

SHAKRA- pauses neither do i...

next!

DEATH- did you close the portal?

EDWARD CULLEN- did i what?

DEATH- stiffens you DID close the faceless ones portal didnt you?

EDWARD- shakes head i didnt know where the key was

DEATH- bangs head of steering wheel there isnt a key! YOU USE A TELPORTER!!

EDWARD- oh. looks up as faceless one looms over car

DEATH- oh hell.

NEXXXT!

VALKYRIE- i swear to god! you are such a sissy!

BELLA- at least im not a freak!

VALKYRIE- bite me

BELLA- gladly

VALKYRIE- at least i dont freakin SPRAKLE!

BELLA- your the one whos dating a skeleton!

VALKYRIE- pauses what?

BELLA- you heard me- your dating a skeleton

VALKYRIE- are you mocking my boyfriend?

BELLA- i think thats what im applying

VALKYRIE- your gonna regret that launches herself at bella

next!

SERPINE- hows it hangin?

SCAPEGRACE- Ok! stop with the mocking! i didnt know cain would be able to hang on to the edge of the tower! it was my first time i tried to kill her- come on!

SERPINE- TRIED to kill her huh?

SCAPEGRACE- at least im not dust

SERPINE- shut up.

last one!

FLETCHER- how do you get your hair to stay like that?

EDWARD- i dont know

FLETCHER- well could you turn me into a vampire and we can see if its a vampire thing?

EDWARD- raises eyebrow and walks away

actually, more.

FLARING- stands there looking angry at scapegrace and serpine who are fighting just screw eachother dammit!

SCAPEGRACE- i will NOT screw him!

SERPINE- I agree!

FLARING- look-me an shakra have already agreed you should screw so screw, assholes, screw!

MORE!

FRED PERRY- sirius, wheres severus? he escaped from shakras desk using an enchanted vaccum!

SIRIUS- i told shakra not to leave enchanted vaccums around. i think sevs in his bed. with iris.

FRED PERRY- dear GOD too much information! WHERES THE WHISKEY?

MORE!

SKULDUGGERY- maybe...maybe their just kidding? looks at computer screen again at bebo page at comment that shakra and flaring sent

VALKYRIE- if that shakra girl and that flaring rhythm one were kidding about coming to anoy us- then WHY are they coming up the drive way in ridiculous black tail coats and top hats?!

SKULDUGGERY- uh...

VALKYRIE- oh for gods sake- why do they have dancing crabs?!

SKULDUGGERY- RUN

SOME SORTA QUIZ THING

WHATS YOUR AMBITION- well. finally choose a deamon, laugh at azlan,recruit some fromage fighters for the battle of magnebosh pine, find skulduggery pleasant and eternally annoy him, make derek put valduggery in the sacred books of sacredness from somewhere sacered, go live in fork and just piss them all of,and many other thinsg which are just random shit basically.

IF YOU HAD 10 KIDS-WHAT WOULD THEY BE CALLED?- good fuck! ten kids? well, edward, stephanie, bella, emmett, alice, rosalie, fletcher, pixie, jacob, and hayley! (SUCH a twilgiht addict!)

Try this, it's quite entertaining XD

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Starstrukk-3OH!3 (...yes...)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

i kissed a girl- katy perry (er...im outgoing? NOT LESBIEEEENN!!)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL

monsters-new moon soundtrack-hurricane bells (rrriigghhtt...)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY

fences- paramore (er...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE

Bulletproof- la rounx (W.T.F)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO

paint it black- rolling stone (just...no.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

brick by boring brick- paramore (fricking awesome song...fricking awesome person...:D )

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN

Poker Face- lady gaga (what?...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)

Cops and Robbers- the Hoosiers (huh?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE

Undisclosed desires- Muse (oohh...kinky)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY

bellas lullaby- new moon soundtrack ( im like bella...?)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU

theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just havent thought of it yet- panic!at the disco (wha?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

undisclosed desires- muse ( i LOVE that song!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

meet me on the equinox- new moon soundtrack- death cab for cutie

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS

what a catch, donnie- fall out boy (beautiful awesome perfect song, beautiful awesome perfect friends : 3 )

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

dont you know who i think i am?- fall out boy (...)

HOW WILL YOU DIE

one foot wrong- p!nk (so i'll die cause i get my footing wrong and fall of a cliff or something...cool!)

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET

Bad Influence- p!nk (what...)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

This aint a scene, its an arms race- fall out boy (...indeed...)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

its all your fault- p!nk (wha??)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

i'm not alone- calvin harris (...)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Holler til you pass out- 3OH!3 (...)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU

21 guns- greenday (er...im guessing thats a no then?)

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

im not crazy- the residents (i am, actually. very.)

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT

i write sins not tradgedies- panic! a t the disco (i LOVE THIS SONG! :D)

Twilight Confession-I will name my children after the Cullens

Everybody say fuck the club fuck the club

Welcome aboard the Cobra Starship the time is exactly 3OH!3 and it's the Vampire Weekend. Our destination is Owl City, leaving from Empire of The Sun and we will be arriving at You Me At Six. Please keep calm and Panic! At The Disco because this is going to be a General Fiasco. The onboard meal is Black Eyes Peas.