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Author has written 9 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Artemis Fowl, and Vampire Academy. Hola, Como estas? Merci here. My taken name is MercyFul Fear. I'm 49% crazy, well as far as I'm told. Take that seriously because I am. I am totally random and obsessive. Skulls and bones are my peculiar weakness, since I can not live without them. Seriously, I would be a blob without them. I have a pencil named Stewart Von Hun, and I suppose that's why I'm crazy. Though, I am Mad As A Hatter, I am also intelligent in a very slowish way. I love critics because I can harass them afterwards about hatting on me. Oddity, freak, or just plain goth. What ever you may call me...I am who I am and no one can change that. Well, for some moments my Stewart can. Anyhow, read some of what my mind has produced. Which, to me,are very enigmatic. And one more thing...some plain truths here: WEIRDOS WILL RULE THE WORLD! This is my link to my facebook page:http://www.facebook.com/?sk=ff#!/profile.php?id=100001744435309 Don't Click Here: Fear
Reality Monsters The real monsters are in side us all... Age: woudln't you like to know Jokes I know: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. HA That is so punny. How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face. LOL :) random quotes i stole from various peoples profiles, book, movies, and other places (read if you are sad): Boys don't fall for me, I trip them. I want revenge. Is that so wrong? Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw hard enough. I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying. doors are for people with no imagineation "you seem to have me beaten"he said at last "then why are you smiling?" "because" dalrymple awsered "I know something you dontknow" "and what is that" asked skulduggery "im not right handed" dalymple replied, and threw his sword into his left hand its a fez. i wear a fez now. fezzes are cool. bow ties are cool my train of thought derailed and kill 102 people and a cat gordon. i havent heard from him in years. how is he? 'dead' give him my best, will you? 97% of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump. If you are one of the 3% sat in a deck chair eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP" then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here: By Skulduggerys-Girl-Valkyrie I live in texas in a small town where i have lived for all my life.tis very boring here, and vegitarians like me are shunned. they are also mistaken for vegans. i am looking at nice bording schools. GET MEH OUT OF THIS TOWN copy and post this on your profile with your own awnsers! FAVS: music:rock,not that reall heavy type, the green day "do you your ememy" sounding type. food:anything book:skulduggery pleasant number: 3 color:green pets name: the green goat who couldn't gloat(this is what happens when you take suggestions on faceebook :D ) band: dunno, likin park or green day Me Info: Gender(scoff): female Basically I'm a Lunatic with the license to laugh my head of at anything that seems or is funny. (Not Really!)I will burst out laughing. My fav... Food: Anything with sugar and chicken, chocolate, peanut butter, and potatoes. (I'm weird.) Color: Black, red, and blue, green. (Sometimes yellow.) Authors: Stephen King, Derek Landy, Lurlene McDaniel,Annette Curtis Klause, Cliff Mcnish,Chris Wooding,Sally Gardner, Rachel Mead, Terry Pratchet, Eion Colfer,Lemony Snicket and well alot others I can't remember at the moment, and that lady that wrote the Vampire Academy Series. Help me figure it out if you could. (I hate Twilight, no offense to any of that lady's fans though.) Artists: Lady GaGa (I love how she kills all the men at the end of the music videos, and well she is just plain awesomely weird like me.)Kanye West, Chris Brown, Jason Derulo, Black eyed Peas, Sick Puppies, Paramore, Muse, Life House, 3 Doors Down, Green Day, Finger 11, SwitchFoot, My Chemical Romance, Smashing Pumkins, The Plain White T's, All American Rejects, Three Days Grace, Toby Mac, 30 seconds to Mars, 3!OH!3, Flyleaf, Evanescence, Alien Ant Farm,Gucci Man, Ne-Yo,Lil Wayne, Chalie Boy, Jay-Z, Ludacris and many more. Songs: Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson, whatchasay by jason derulo, obsessed by ?(to me they are pretty cool) bad romance by lady gaga, and her pokerface, locked up by akon Places: Ireland and Italy (Honestly USA is a dump and to come to think of it is in debt because of broken promises.) And any library that i have a card to. Currently: In Texas, the Lone Star State (The Boring State) I'm not sure I know what I am, somewhere between a real reality person and a fictional human, there is a difference. DIS LIKES OBSESSIONS: Skulduggery Pleasant Jack Skellington (Did I mention)Skulduggery Pleasant Dimitri Belivok (Cuz he is a HOT Russian) Derek Landy Tim Burton Magic Zombies (And most of all) Skulduggery Pleasant DIE DUSK YOU BLOOD LUSTING WANKER, YOU PERVERT, I HATE YOU, but i love BILL FROM TRUE BLOOD :) SXC VAMPIRE o_O O_o here were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Im kinda scared, like IzzydaWolfeGrrl that's why I posted it. LMAO TWILIGHT SUCKS FUCKING DICK I HATE EDWARD HE CAN SUCK ON HIS MAMMAS HAIRY ONE :) XOXOXOXOXOX 97 of teenagers would be screaming and crying if The Edward Cullen of Twilight was standing on top of a 40 story building ready to jump. If you are one of the 3 sat in a deck chair eating popcorn and shouting "DO A BACK FLIP" then paste this to your profile to show the Edward Lovers that we are here: By Skulduggerys-Girl-Valkyrie God is my keeper as the liars run deeper and deeper, I can't but fear my only seer. ~Merci Le Fer Roses and Blood Roses bleed in my hands I wrote this on your behave, some things are true some are not Not even death can part you from me no matter what you do, Not even saying i love you can help you, Not even saying im sorry can change it, Not even that night could stop haunting you, Not even the apologies could make me forgive you, Not even the angels could find mercy as they weep, Not even Heaven would help you, Not even Hell would want you, Not even God or your religion, Not even me, by chelsea voorhees-myers-krueger With out love is pain by itself and we endure such things on the daily basis by me "What is human?" "Nothing but a being of malice and misery." "Girl with innocence, purity, loveliness and cruelty." "Joker's joker, loser's loser." By My Twin Mademise Morte or Mistress (something) I forget. Sorry twin. Ever wonder why the sky is blue? Well here's the answer, direct quotes from Derek Landy Himself: The sky is blue because when the light from the sun meets the air molecules in our atmosphere, the molecules shift and scatter and our brains register that as the colour blue. Now wasn't that just smart? Yes I asked him and I also asked what he likes better peanut butter or jelly. He said peanut butter, heheheh my side. WEll I am a double agent you see and... Arguments with my inner thoughts: I love you Skulduggery Pleasant. Wait...wait what about the hot and smart Artemis Fowl...wait no Pleasant...no Fowl. Oh wanker this is hard to chose...Both. Yup that's about it. Peanut butter deserves freedom...nope stay the same...wait I like being different...wait I don't like change...but I thought i did. I'll just be a double agent. Eion Colfer rules...but he didn't make a talking skeleton detective...but he did make smart arse Artemis Fowl...but Derek Landy knows me...I'll just favor both. ...Why are you reading this line...bananas...Randomness!!!! |