BunnyWithEvilIntention - A teen that consume books at a dangerous speed and produce stories at an even more alarming rate.

Of course, when she's not studying immensely hard... :P

So, you're looking at my profile, this means you are either in one of three catergories.

1. I am showing this to you and boasting. (Note to self, this can backfire.)

2. You saw my name and thought "What the Hell?" and decided to start reading.

3. You've actually read my story(s), and either thought is good or terrible. In either case, you wanted to learn more about the author. Let's put it this way, I like half of you, guess which half.

So, welcome! A little introduction...

I believe that the best thing you can do in school, is to work hard and achieve. I think that no one should dictate what is cool. I agree that reading is proven to be the worst form of procrastination, well, second only to writing.

I love many books. I'll only mention a few, Artemis Fowl, Study series, Vampire academy, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Rain Wild Chronicles, Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica, House of Night, Strangers of Paragor, Witches of Eileanan, Harry Potter ex cetera ex cetera...

If you are wondering how the hell I got the name, it is all thanks to my good friends, who sabotaged on of my poems about a Pheasant, a llama, a tree and an axe, and changed it to a bunny, a llama, a tree and a machete. They then proceeded to read the edited version to the whole english class.

As one of them reasoned, "If they (the class) don't like it, we can always point out that we only edited it."

And here it is!!!!

A bunny, a llama, a tree and a machete.

One day, a frolicking bunny picked up a machete,
‘O what am I do to with a machete?’
He went to a tree, bend down on one knee,
And proceeded to test its stability.

The tree groaned and grumbled grimly,
‘For this is the lament o’ thy death,’
He protested immensely, moaned intensely,|
But nothing could stop the machete.

The tree spotted a animal, twas a llama,
And the tree waved amongst life threatening drama,
And the llama came trotting ‘O what is thy need?’|
It exclaimed, that llama, such a noble steed.

The tree cried ‘I am being attacked! By a bunny with evil intention!’
The llama said, ‘Do not fear my friend! I have planned an intervention.’
And with such remark, the llama tugged on its wooly coat,
And out came a sham-wow, which soon came afloat.

The llama tossed the magic rag around,
The pleasant laughing away at what it found- ‘Strange’ to say it politely,
But when it saw defeat, with the cloth in its face,
I admit with much sadness, the bunny left, ‘just in case’.

And the tree and the llama became best of friends,
Until the llama needed to make amends,
Which the tree remarked ‘OH NO!’, I hate that thing,
Don’t do it!’ And so the llama left and went to Beijing.

The tree cried out with a broken heart,
And turned to comfort food, It ate a pie chart,
And in agony it spend its days waiting, and grew quite fat,
So it grieved for the llama, its other half, but stopped it at that.

Meanwhile the llama taught physics, and loved its job,
Then fell in love with Anna, amongst an angry mob.
They had a Llamalisous, named after the tree of course,
And finally the llama was happy, until Anna left him for a horse.

And on moonlight nights, you can hear the unlucky pair,
Their grief seems to chill the air.
The tree and the llama, they long for each other,
And will never, ever see each other again.

THE END!!! :D

Yeah, that was random. But the un-sabotaged version was worse, or rather, I don't think pheasant with evil intention is as such a good pen name.

PS. If you don't get the poem, as 99.99999999999% of the world WON'T, Don't worry, you're part of the sane population.

Well, you can always blame the air down here. Everyone is not exactly stable.
I'll just go and cry with my kangaroo.

G'DAY MATE!

Now, something actually about me. I have long, blond hair that I am never intending of cutting short *Cough cough Amelia*. I am obsessed with dragons, beaches, travelling, friends and of course reading and writing.

My hobbies... Buying books, and the subsequent new bookshelves that I constantly need. Uh, surfing, (if only I improved just a bit..).

I was just kidding, I do have a social life, so yes, chillin' with friends is definitely a hobby.

What else can I use to expand this profile... Hm, oh yeah! Favourite quotes! (Book quotes, duh!)

"Why are they arguing about this?" Quixote asked the cartographer. The cartographer shrugged,
"I think it is the process they have to go through. They are somehow required to argue pointlessly about things that are completely irrelevant before deciding to do what was staring them in the face all along." - The Dragon's Apprentice, James A. Owen.

"He halted, suddenly embarrassed, but whether it was because he was speaking of my father to the cause of his abdication, or because he was addressing a puppy and a six-year-old as if they had intelligence, I am not sure." Assassin's Apprentice, Robin Hobb.

"Someone should be flogged." Shakespeare (who is a character in The Shadow Dragons, James A. Owen.) (You'd only get this if you've read the books.)