Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS

Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!

A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!

James and Lauren Adams - two highly sucessful CHERUB agents. But what happens when they're all grown up? Would their kids ever become CHERUB agents? And why have Lauren's children never met their uncle? YOU REVIEW, I'LL UPDATE. happy reading! :D

Kel's pregnant. Who wants to tell her she can't go kill Scanrans? KelDom! R&R! Chapter 33 Up!

Wondering how the rest of Jace and Clary's younger days together went? Well this is some main events that I've concocted. Fluffy and dramatic here and there but some action and angst. Enjoy!

Butler's past is even more secretive than the man himself. When a young woman shows up claiming to be his daughter, he must now choose between having the family he always wanted and his young master, Artemis. AFxOC

A series of Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles mostly focus on Valduggery or Skulduggery and Valkyrie Cain.

What would happen if Christine forced Erik to work on his penmanship by only writing stuff down instead of talking? We shall find out. Definetly OOC, and rated T just in case.

This is my version of how everyone finds out about Daine and Numair. Then the unexpected happens. Spoilers for people who have not read all of the immortals series.

Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic

It's Valduggery, Ghanith, and Fletchia galore! Fights, weddings, amusement, general mayhem, and a whole lot of OC's! Songfics, madness, Flaring and romance are sure to equal a lot of laughter!

Spoilers for Knockout, Season 3, ep 24. Ryan and Esposito have some things to talk about, but they're talking with their fists.

Little stories on Valduggery and Ghanith! Blah blah...you guys know the rest! R/R please! Rated T for lots of stuff! XD

Modern AU. Arthur is a glassblower whose life falls apart. His assistant is dead, his shop has been ransacked, and he is now the sole provider to three children. Enter Merlin, the cheerful hospital orderly assigned to care for Arthur. Life hits hard.

Artemis is doing a very unusual thing - he is throwing a Christmas party at Fowl Manor. But this won't be any ordinary party...especially with both Holly and Minerva coming along...And what happened to Opal? A Holly/Artemis romance/adventure set after TTP

Arthur has spent nights seeking out the most wanted thief in Camelot, but when injured in the crossfire of their capture, he has but little choice to accept help from the very person he sought after. So what happens if the thief steals his heart instead?

My AU version of Harry and Ginny's lives, and Ron and Hermione's lives.What happens when you get married young?What happens when the least expected accours very quickly?How do you really live happily ever after?Read and find out!First Fic.HPGW/RWHG.R&R!

Set in Victorian times but with modern aspects. Ianto is Jack's personal servant but in a society where rich and poor do not mix, will they be able to be happy together?

What if Ianto survived the 456 attack? What if Jack didn't know? And what happens when he finds out? A post CoE story.

A songfic of Taylor Swift's 'You Belong With Me'. Holly is positive Minerva is completley wrong for Artemis. And she also had a good idea of who's perfectly right.

Christine is bored.. Erik is bored.. What happens when they both find a way to take up the time by emailing one another through a Pen Pal site on the Internet? The boredom ends and a friendship begins, which leads to more. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE

Yuki dies...Possible KN or KD... I haven't decided yet. Reviews much appreciated. Back, revised and ready for shiny new reviews.

Valkyrie, Skulduggery and Tanith find their origins. 'Nough Said!

A few relativly short stories. Not a Valduggery amoung them; ain't that shiny!

This is my first story. Valkyrie needs cheering up after Skulduggery is taken away. Will the only person who can cheer her up be the least expected? Fletchyrie. ABANDONED read at your own risk

My ninth grade sociology teacher always told us to marry our best friends, if at all possible. Skulduggery and Valkyrie, however, need to understand their relationship a bit better before it can get to that. ValDuggery, Ghanith, future setting.

It's always the silent ones who have something to hide. . . Rated T, but later chapters will be marked M. Read and review if you please. Now complete!

Numair has finally confessed his love to Daine, thanks to Mira. Now he must court her in his own way, and work up the courage for the eventual question. Will she marry him?

Clary finally turns 18 so the the older shadowhunters send the young MI crew Down Under for a holiday in the sun. As per usual, it's not all just sightseeing that's in store for them...

Kel-Lady Knight in the realm of Tortall-leads a privileged life. That is, until she is asked to kill a traitor. Beginning on that fateful day, Kel's life takes a one way trip down disaster lane-and she get's a LOT more than she bargained for.

A sword fight between Kel and Dom turns out very differently than what is expected

Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.

Daine hardly ever thought she'd fall in love, let alone get herself pregnant! This is a short story about Daine and her tid-bit unusual journey with pregnancy and motherhood. Because, after all, every female has a maternal side. Humor/Romance. Four-shot.

Lately there hasn't been a case and it's gotten so bad that Skulduggery sends Valkyrie to school where she'll meet people he wished she hadn't met. bad summary, Skulduggery/Valkyrie. T, you'll soon find out

Erik is running in his secret passage when he hears a familiar voice.....what does the gift have to do with Elizabeth? Will Erik finally heal after Christine's refusal? And who is the Goblin King here?

He looked warily from the brunette to the k'mir, a new name "Numair Salmalin" a new start.' Numair escapes Carthak when he's thirty, can he protect himself and the wildmage from his past. DN. Abandoned and up for adoption.

So Mary Alice was this happy little girl who had dreams that somehow would come true. What happens when one day she has a too scary dream and is taken to a crazy people asylum all because a certain man starred in it and did unimaginable things.

KD - Life is dull and restless for Kel now that the war is winding down, except for when she's with a certain blue-eyed sergeant. Follows Dom and Kel as they realize they're in love and their relationship progresses.

I was hunting when i heard the crash. I ran to the wreck and heard a shrill cry. Their in the back seat was a baby girl. The mother was dead on impact and i was responsible for this child.

Christine falles in love with Erik during "The Music of the Night". But, will she stay with him, or go to her childhood sweetheart. Her childhood sweetheart that wants her to marry him...

A Dom and Kel story that starts off with a twist...ends with a twist...Read and Find out! Chapt. 17 just added!

AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.

Foaly has a secret that's warping his view of Holly. When strange things start happening, and a link to the captin emerges, he must choose what to believe. H/A. Sequel to 'Double Trouble'. On Hiatus

Kel's life takes a new turn when her grandparents decide to step in. When Dom unknowingly hurts Kel, she decides to make a few changes in her life. Will she be able to mend her broken heart?

Skulduggery and Valkyrie are on th trail of a mysterious woman named Donna Thorpe but who is she and what does she have to do with Serpine? R&R Please :

When Yuki and Neal decide to interfere with Kel's non-existant love life, anything can happen. With the help of Alanna, Buri and Raoul, Kel finds herself in a tangle of secrets, disguises and confusion. Kel x Dom.

COMPLETE Sequel to Young Love. Christine and Erik have been married for 5 years. Happiness surrounds them, but what happens when several events begin to try their marriage? Will their love make it? RandR Please!

COMPLETE Wendy came back with Peter and they are now enjoying their lives together forever. But when things seem to be against them whenever they try to create their lives together, will their love be able to survive?

Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan is upset by her friends attitude toward her, and the fact that they don't realize she is a woman.

What if Edward had gotten to Port Angeles too late and was faced with Bella begging him to do everything in his power to save her? She knows he has the power no one else does...what will he do? One night changes everything. AU *MAY CONTAIN RAPE TRIGGERS*

Formerly known as "Dance?". Summary: Holly comes to stay at Fowl Manor. Minerva pays a surprise visit. And Arty is caught smack in the middle of everything. Do people ever get the meaning of vacation? A/H. After TTP. A little OOC. Taken down for re-write.

Valkyrie wakes up to find her Reflection gone with no reason. Now, Valkyrie soon finds that her reflection is now taking over her life. Will Valkyrie be able to live her own life again and control her reflection?

Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human

He loved Finn very much, but he never thought that it would be this difficult. She had helped him before, but duty called and he hadn’t seen her for at least three years now. Finn hadn’t seen her since he was one and a half and no doubt he didn’t remember

Christine meets her voice teacher, Erik, when she's twelve. Years pass and their feelings for one another deepen. This story has to do with their time together, their time apart, and the relationship that develops and grows. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE

What happens after Lady Knight, several weddings, love, promotions and battles. With your favorite character Neal, Kel, Alanna, Dom, Raoul, Buri and many more. I try to keep the story as canon as possible!

And as much as she wished she could simply concentrate on what her heart was saying and the amazing man on his knees in front of her, her mouth voiced the thoughts of her ever-practical mind: "I can't." K/D, Persuasion-esque story.

What if Kel was with Nathan, Dom's equally handsome and charming older brother? Kel must decide who she likes better, Nathan or Dom. Please read and Review

-FINISHED- A little treat for everyone. its "Sweetheart's Day" in Tortall. Who would confess? Who would get love letters? HAPPY VALENTINE'S/SWEETHEART'S DAY EVERYONE!

Raoul refused to listen to Christine at the graveyard, and so instead of walking away, he slew the Phantom of the Opera - but in doing so, he loses her love forever - and makes a mistake which costs him his sanity. After all, ghosts never truly die...EC

OneShot. Kel gets an interesting letter from her Mother...what kind of havoc could it cause? KD. Please R&R.

She was young, she was alone, she was in pain - but she was strong. That was undeniable. Daine/Numair; modern AU, 9-part series of oneshots. Please give this a try, even if modern AUs aren't your thing.

What would happen to Stephanie if Skulduggery just left, without saying goodbye?

26 Drabbles for 26 symbols and 26 random situations. Get ready for angst, humor, 'your mom' jokes, and much, much more.

It's a poem about something we're all guilty of. Don't try to deny it. Please read and review, but most importantly, take action with this idea, and spread the word.

China’s eyebrow rose almost imperceptibly at her, before she answered what the detective had asked. “No, I don’t have a skull lying around.” Pure Crack. Enjoy. Chapter Two: "Phones," is up.

While on a mission from Jonathan, Daine and Numair must learn to see what's before their very eyes. Set after Emporer Mage. Updated! DN

The sordid tale of Artemis Fowl the Second, in which he gets hit with a fish and sent into another dimension... namely ours. TTP Spoilers semi-crack.

For Numair and Daine life is going well and the wedding is just around the corner. But when a strange girl shows up at their doorstep asking for Numair trouble can't be too far away. *Edited*

What if Raoul thinks he is homosexual and took a liking on Squire Alan? Summary doesn't speak out, so read and find out! Review is a must! [AlannaRaoul]

Set after "Playing with fire" Life goes on for crime-fighting duo Pleasant and Cain, but not as they would have liked to, with Guild still in charge and their resources cut, but a visit from some of Skuls old friends might just change that. "I own nothing

Of course Artemis had always expected it to happen. He had never quite trusted the people entirely, but even then he had never dreamed of something like this. When the faeries want the surface again, and no one is there to stop them what will Artemis do?

A series of drabbles from situations in the 2nd book that I thought could be interesting. No real pairings, but tiny implications of Cain/Pleasant friendship, Sorrows/Vile and Low/Bespoke

It's music camp. They're seventeen. And they've just tried to summon the Opera Ghost... What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The odd rude word in later chapters, all justified. ;-P

I entered the manor, and met his gaze. His eyes were uneven, He's hair was black. What am I, a girl from a far away 3rd class country, to him? Then he smiled. A genuine smile. I raised my head, then smiled back. I finally belonged.

Valkyrie and Skulduggery argue over which movie to watch. For some reason, Tanith and Bliss are there, and China makes a house call. Christmas fic, no pairings, rated for a bit of language.

Artemis is in a coma. Holly, Butler and Juliet are the only ones that know what really happened. When Artemis wakes up, he can remember his parents, Butler, his adress, but he can't remember what happened or the fairies.So,Artemis must rebuild hismemories

A different take on Christine and Raoul's abusive relationship. RC and then EC.

she paced to her window and tried to take in some of the lamplight from outside. Before she could even recognize that another person was in the room a large gloved hand swept over her mouth while another pinched her shoulder and made the room start to fad

Alanna's real identity is revealed early on - she's caught by Duke Roger! She flees the Palace, not knowing where to go or who to turn to. What will happen?

What will happen when Erik is dropped into a modern Phangirl's house? Narrated by Erik. WARNING-REALLY RANDOM THINGS HAPPEN.

He loves his wildmage. Continuation of Daine and Numaire's love affair after The Realms of the Gods, bittersweet. Reviews jubilantly accepted! :P

War has finished, Numair and Daine never fell in love, only their friendship was brought closer. This fic is all about the hardships after war, the struggles to keep feelings hidden and the overwhelming power of love... read to find more. RR

Bella can play with people's memories. she can remember everything from everyone else's lives. everyone's except her own. the only thing she remember's is her name and the fact that she was in love... but with who?

Jack returns from his trip with the Doctor to find things aren't quite how he left them. Is there anythign he can do to make ammends and fix his mistakes? Jack/Ianto; Ianto/OC. M for a couple of explicit chapters

Fifteen year old CHERUB navy shirt Joshua Asker gets a "make or break" mission. What is it? And how will he handle it? Featuring most of the original CHERUB cast. R&R please.

Lucy Brickell is 11 years old she lives with her abusive father and her mother is dead. but weeks after living in a childrens home she soon wakes up to a new home where children are trained to be spies! This place is called CHERUB. No Flames please!

This is what I think may come of Kel&Dom. Hilarity ensues as the Lady Knight is determined not to relax while she is pregnant

Modern day, Erik needs a wife, so he hire's one. It's alot better then it sounds. EC

Liza had been the gem in her fathers' crown, his one precious good that would never be traded on his london Gang circuit. Then, it all went wrong. Her family slaughtered liza was thrown into a Home, a place she was determined to escape, and CHERUB knew.

Here are the tales of how our favourite women gave birth, the stress, the pain, the happiness, the anger towards certain somebodies. This is my first Fanfic so please read and review, even if you think it was crap. Tales about Alanna, Daine, Kel, Thayet,

Sequel to I See You In My Dreams. Set after RotG, Daine and Numair face hurdles like revealing their love, and the occasional hurrock attack, while recovering from the aftermath of the Immortals War. Rating for safety, just kissing for now.

If love is a weakness, then is betrayal the hidden blade? When Numair proposes to Daine, she is overjoyed. But their love becomes a fleeting memory when Varice Kingsford finds out…

When Daine and Numair visit Carthak, Daine lands in a difficult position. Offered with the choice of marriage with Ozorne in exchange for her teacher's freedom, Daine has to decide between discarding her true feelings, or discarding Numair's life FINISHED

in the realms of the gods. an addition to the chapter by temptation lake.

Daine is forced ten years into the past, in Carthak... which means she'll meet nineteen-year-old Numair--or rather, Arram! Arram falls head over heels for her, and now, Numair and Arram are rivals for Daine's heart...

Ever wondered how a giantess fell in love with Raoul? Just filling in some of the gaps in Squire...