DRUNA IN MY BOOK U R THE BEST PERSON OUT OF DFS SINED PIZZAGLASSMILKDRUNA MALGOOD GDHGGDHGBCFHJG

*Tries to stop laughing*

WHOOOOOOO!

Good job.

Blessed be,

JammersFlood

P.S. This has nothing to do with anything but... I WANT TO GO TO THE HARRY POTTER PARK IN ORLANDO FLORIDA!

thats so good you have to keep on writing! i have a question though...why was flethcer dressed up like a girl? LOL love it im a fan! :D

You're not the least loved! Or, at least, your shouldn't be. In fact, you should be most important! D comes first. So THAT'S who drugged my egg! Aww man, sorry Sirius!

But AWESOME CHAPTER OF AWESOMENESS IN AN EGGCUP! So many favourite bits...so many...

"You are such a moron! Skulduggery, back me up here. He tried to kill me!"

"Fletcher, my friend, you are a moron."

"You told on me! You told the skeleton on me! All I came out here to do was wish you a happy birthday and all, but oh no! You have to go and tell the skeleton that I tried to kill you…Which I didn't. Why would I kill you?"

Val's birthday arguments. They were awesome xD

"Hey, did that Seagull have a bottle of vodka tied to its leg?" DONNIE!

"Hey, is detectiving actually a word?" Valkyrie piped up

"Valkyrie, you've known me for a while now. I tend to be great enough to make up my own words."

"….And you see, you just can't put clumps of gel in and hope for the best. You have to put the appropriate amount and mould it in to get the best effect-" (Yes Druna, exactly! my poor hair...)

"Hey remember that time when Paul the Drunk guy kissed you?" Valkyrie asked randomly, turning to the handsome boy beside her. He stopped talking and his eyes narrowed furiously when she brought up that certain subject. (PAUL!)

"We promised never to speak of that, woman! He didn't kiss me! He tried to. It was a scary time for us all." He spoke so solemnly it made Valkyrie laugh again.

"I'm suing you for rape." (that's Fletchyrie at it's finest)

"What was that?"

"Probably Fletcher tripping over his own ego or something."

He was wearing a blue onesie and had a small, single curler in his 'beard', with a hairnet covering his hair and a toe-separator in his foot, doing just that. (disturbing and so, so awesome).

Best thing ever: Fletch-man's beard. Holy, holy Tré...nothing else can be said...

Sanguine DOES pwn everyone! best evil texan ever. And serious ending note! Poor Fletcher.

And because I didn't say it in the other comment: Gothbert! Awesome dudes with the chin hair!

Love n peas n apologies from the most suckish, worst at doing shit on , worst at reviewing member of DFS.

If you were the least loved member of DFS, why are you first? :P I think ALL of DFS rule :D Hehe, Fletcher's bedtime routine is funny :D YAY! ALMOST VALDUGGERY! :) Caelan rules :D (how do you pronounce his name?) YAY FOR YOU!

:O COOKIES? I want cookies! OMFO! (Oh My Faceless Ones!) THE DEAD PERSON IS CONNECTED TO...FLETCHER! :O :O :O :O

Waiitt a second...

I was just reading your story AGAIN (It's so freaking hilarious) and I realised what it said at the bottom

You are NOT the least loved member of DFS! :O

You're freaking awesomenes!

And anyone who says you are I shall hurt them with balloons and...uh...maps of Thai...land?

Ahem.

Anywho you are NOT the least loved member! Your the most loveedd! :)

EXTRA love n peas n j'adore yer ma,

Flaring

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo X)

*Busy being sick at the thought of fletchyrie*

DFS WIT THE SOFA'S!

I almost died when i saw fletchers bed time routine#

(I can't be bothered to log in so..)

Whoop Whoop WHOOP! :D

FORKING AWESOME!

I actually nearly DIED laughing when Fletcher ran down the stairs with the curler on his beard and the hair net XD

'I'm sueing you for rape'

*Dies*

I Am SO doing a fletchyrie/Valduggery fanfic... *dies laughing some more*

Hurry up and Write more!

and don't posion our eggs!

*pauses*

Oh good god that sounded wrong...

Love n peas n j'adore yer ma, Dark Days, et Valduggery,

Flaring

Support the Fletcher Renn's Thong foundation!

... Answer me honestly. Do they really act any differently on drugged Easter eggs? Thought not...

Ah, if you think yourself least-loved, you're wrong. Just keep on with all the Skulduggery fanfics.

And, I'm sorry, but I have to say this. YAY FOR VALDUGGERY. Ok, moment passed.

I liked that. Thanks for it.

~Mademise Morte

O...

Ah...

Whoa...

UPDATE!

Please or I will send my personal assain to grab you at brunch,drown you in syrup then feed you to the crakin in my UPDATE OR BE DEVOURED

Continue please?

and a cookie thankyou very much.

This is brilliant!

plz write more because i will love you ever and ever!

renesme smile xx

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im guessing that fletchers mum the lol, cant wait for the next pat :D