Hi :)

My name is Anna, as my pen name suggests (yeah I know, I was feeling ridiculously creative). I'm from Iceland, which means English isn't my mother language, and I'm likely to make few mistakes here and there, but I hope nothing too bad.

Well, since I'm drawing blank on what to say, I'll just move onto some typical profile stuff nobody actually reads unless they're suffering from some serious boredom...

Some quotes I like:

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." ~ Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Everytime I make a plan, God laughs at me." ~ Jason Isaacs

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." ~ Robert Bloch

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."~ Louis Hector Berlioz

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." ~ anonymous

"Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." ~ anonymous

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." ~ anonymous

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." ~ Homer Simpson

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" ~ anonymous

"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." ~ anonymous

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." ~ anonymous

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." ~ anonymous

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." ~ anonymous

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." ~ anonymous

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

"He who laughs last didn't get it." ~ anonymous

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" ~ anonymous

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button" ~ anonymous

"Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement." ~ anonymous

"I think I mentioned to Bob Geldof I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie." ~ Sting

"Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot." ~ Joey - Friends

"You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH?! MY SANDWICH!!" ~ Ross - Friends

"Aw, Phebes" - Phoebe "Honey, that's your name." - Rachel "That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other" - Phoebe - Friends

"You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!" - Ross "But your divorce isn't even final yet." - Rachel "Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy." - Ross "Do you want us to leave the room? Or..." - Chandler

"What are we gonna do? What are we gonna DO?!" - Chandler "Uh, uh, we'll flip for it, ducks or clowns." - Joey "Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?" - Chandler "You got a better idea?" - Joey "All right, call it in the air." - Chandler "Heads." - Joey "Heads it is." - Chandler "Yess! Whoo!" - Joey "We have to assign heads to something!" - Chandler "Right, okay, okay, uhhh, ducks is heads, because ducks...have heads." - Joey "What kinda scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!?" - Chandler - Friends

Fine - the Real Definition

(From Italian Job)

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Dr. Laura's man rules:

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports; it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 Colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A Color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
15. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
17. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really .
18. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. You have too many shoes.
21. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
22. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER