Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been updating my stories. I've started writing book. Like an actual book with its own characters and story line. I also need a new Beta. A while ago (a little after I started writing my book) my beta quit dew to IRL issues or something like that, I really don't remember. I don't want to post updates riddled with grammatical/spelling errors, seeing as I hate reading things with bad grammar, and it is hard for me to check my own mistakes. So if you are or know a good beta then please contact me. Thanx a bunch =D.

About Me

Age: 16 (YES FINALLY)

Gender : Female

Likes: Anime, Yaoi, Yuri, Animals, Reading, Lurking the internets, Dice, Sharpened pencils, Erasers, Being insane, Coffee flavored ice cream, Coffee, Anything peach flavored, Anime conventions, Shanalogic, Picking people up and spinning them around, Text speak, Monopoly, Uno, yaoi, Clue, Jeff Dunham, Dane Cook, All the really good old shows that Nickelodeon canceled, baking, sorting things, Etc.

Dislikes: Homophobes, Racist people, When stories are all smut no plot, How Nickelodeon canceled all the really good old shows like Invader Zim and Angry Beavers, Those people who flame stories just for the hell of it, Spammers, Being fully clothed and wet at the same time, broccoli(Not to be confused with rock lee)

Sexual Orientation : Bisexual

I have five stories up on here. I have three more stories I am thinking about. I wrote a Oneshot(and totally failed at it so i will not post it) and am thinking about two oneshots and two prologs.

If you have a problem with Yaoi I have no idea why you are here. All my stories are yaoi(so far).

I am taking requests from fans.

on http:// there is this awesome drarry fic Seeker to Seeker I suggest you check it out it's hilarious.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it;

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? [Sirius Black/Hagrid]
No. That would be both weird and hilarious thou. (What if poor Sirius ends up bottoming? O.o)

2.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? [Hermione Granger]
She is totaly hot in fourth year and all years above that.

3.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? [Collon Creevey -- Fred Weasley]

Everyone would freak out. George harry and ron would be all like "You bottomed/had sex with for Creevey?!". Fred woulf tell them that they had gotten drunk at a party one night after gryfindor beat slytherin in quiddich and it just happened. Most people would be like "How is that even possible?!". Collon would be like "OMG I'm gonna be a daddy LET ME TAKE PICTURES. Harry will you hold the kid when it's born and let me take a picture?" Luna would just be like "Well atleast now everyone can tell the twins apart."

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? [George Weasley]

No and No

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? [Ron Weasley and Sirius Black]
no. Theres the age gap, Ron's crush on hermione(Dont contradict me!), and the FACT that Sirius and Lupin are f*ing like bunnies XD. Also their personalities arent compattible.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? [Remus Lupin/George Weasley or Remus Lupin/Luna Lovegood]
Remus Lupin/George Weasley 'cuz george is similar to Siruis and he is the closest to not being a minor(He's not minor he's sirius lol)

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? [James Potter -- Ron Weasley+Collon Creevey]
James: "Ah bloddy hell. I'm sorry." *coveres eyes* "I was looking for harry. Do you two know harry he looks just like me only smaller. Also why are all you Weasleys having sex with that kid?"
Ron: BLOODY HELL A ZOMBIE
Collon: "OMG Mr.Potter I know harry he is soooo cool he is the greatest. Hey can I take your picture that would be sooo cool. Then I would have pictures of both of you that would be awesome. Would you mind if i put it in the paper that would be sooo cool."

8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. [Draco Malfoy/Luna Lovegood]

Attracted by her strange charm and care free attitude Draco cant help but be pulled in by Luna. Luna however seems clueless to his affections. Oh no. Neville likes her too?! Will Draco succede in winning over the love of his life or loose to Neville longbottom?

9.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? [Harry Potter/Fred Weasley]

I have no idea. but probably.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. [James Potter/Collon Creevey]

"He ran from a zombie and out of my arms"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? [Hermione Granger/Harry Potter]

While alone in the common room toutoring Harry after classes one night Hermione just cant help but notice how hot harry looks while concentrating. Harry pauses from wrighting and taps his bottom lip with his quill not noticing the ink getting on his lip. Hermione leans over and wipes the ink off and ends up getting lost in Harry's eyes. She loose controll and kisses him and they end up having hot, steemy, passionate, sex right there in the middle of the common room.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? [James Potter]
Nope. I don't acctualt think many of my friends read fanfiction {BLASTFAMY}

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? [Draco Malfoy]
Nonsense Draco is totaly gay for Harry.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? [Luna Lovegood]
No, she's now a very popular character.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? [Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger/Remus Lupin]
No. And Lupin isnt a pedo.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? [Luna Lovegood]
"Oh Crumple-Horned Snorkacks"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? [Fred Weasley]
What's my age again? (I don't know who it is by)

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? [Harry Potter/Sirius Black/Collon Creevey]
pedofilia, photoplay, bitting,

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? [George Weasley -- Ron Weasley]
So I see you'r already in my pants, how about i get in your's? ;)

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? [Remus Lupin]
mid to late 2009

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? [Sirius Black]

He likes it doggy style XD

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? [Hagrid -- George Weasley]
He would friggin split him in two.
drunk, but only if he can get past all the kicking and screaming and crying.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? [Draco Malfoy+James Potter]
James considering he's older, bigger, and more skilled with his wand.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Harry and George are in a happy relationship until George suddenly runs off with Hermione(Poor Ron). Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Hagrid(Holly crap harry) and a brief unhappy affair with Collon (Wtf will everyone just stop shagging Collon), then follows the wise advice of Lupin and finds true love with Draco." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"The sexcappade that George caused"
I don't have many friends who read fanfiction, non of whom really read Hp fanfics.
um I guess me if I could change out Hagrid for Ron(Take that Hermione)

also FTW DMHP (Hahah Lupin is so smart.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (I think i liked Red rangerxGreen ranger all tho it might have been Red rangerxBlue ranger I dont remember but I do remember that I was pissed that the girls wore 'girly' colors and the boys got to wear 'manly' colors)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (Dude I just made one of those last week!)
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies (I had a white one and then a black and white one. The black and white one was my fave =D)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (I remember that every time the Rugrats came on me and my brother would run threw the house singing(?) the theme song, W/ the power rangers I had already been a yaoi fan and I wasn't ever ten yet =^.^=, Ninja turtles were the coolost thing EVER! They should totaly bring that cartoon back. [Dose anyone remember the animated Sonic cartoon? The one with the cruddy drawings and that I'm pretty sure had lighter faded looking coloring not the newer anime style one. I used to rent it at blockbuster. I liked the episode where Dr. Eggman's 2 minions slowed Sonic down and put him in a cage. They were robots right?])

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(No but I had a Lisa Frank doll - the orang haired one - But i wanted the blond one and the purple one)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended. (OMG Lambchop! T.T I miss you!!!)
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls (My grandma had like ten of these and I absolutely loved them.)
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (I remember this but it never creeped me out)
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" (I said this several times but not to often)
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (I had a huge box of pokemon cards. I mean like over a thousand of them. I don't remember trying to collect them all but I do remember really liking them)

You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.(I do that now but I didn't do that when I was little)
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick. (My brother still has an original gameboy.)
You did MASH to figure out your future

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I was born in 1994 and the things that are highlighted and bold pertain to me. I miss alot of this stuff T.T

also adding to the whole me liking power rangers yaoi when I was little I also thought that a) Woody had a crush on Buzz b) Buzz was mean flirting with Woody (Like how when a boy pulls on a girl's piggtails.)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

(Fun Fact: I once read the 'Abercrombie and Fitch' sign at the mall as Abracrazombie then I stopped because I realized that that was wrong.)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (This among other things. I have some pretty strange urges. I think I might be half zombie-vampire.)

Pairings

for yaoi/yuri pairings not specified w/(.) interchangeable seme uke

-Naruto:

(.)SasuNaru

(.)SasoDei

GaaLee

(.)KankuroxKiba

KisaIta

KyuuIta (w/kyuubi as human)

GaaNaru

KazukuxHidan

(.)ZetsuxTobi

(.)KakashixIruka

(.)ZabuzaxHaku

DeixTobi

ShikaTema

KibaxHinata

NarutoxHinata

ChogixIno

PeinxKonan

NejixTenTen

(.)TemarixTenTen

-South Park

Style (StanxKyle)

(.)Bunny (kennyxButters)

(.)Creek (CraigxTweek)

TokenxWendy

-Harry Potter

DMHP (DracoxHarry)

RonxHermione

(.)SiriusxLupin

JamesxLily (lol. i find the names of these two amusing for personal reasons, feel free to ask)

-Eyesheild 21

(.)HirumaxSena

-Fullmetal Alchemist

(.)RoyxEd ('cuz i'm a sick disturbed little fangirl)

EdxWinr

I don't know where I am either. (this was my away message on Aim at one point)

guys aren't worth your tears and the one that is wont make you cry

I am currently an unregistered animagus . . . I mean Beta. (nervous laughter) Animagus? What animagus? None of those here, nope none at all. (shifty eyes) - I posted this before I became a regestered beta on . I liked it so I decided to keep it =3