Yes! I'm finaly done with this chapter! :) . When wrighting this i relized just how inapropreate me and my life realy are XD
I got a Beta 3. I know, I know, why don't i just beta my own work i am a beta myself afterall. But do you how hard it is to Beta you'r own work? I figured owt how hard it was after going back and rereading my stories that were already posted only to relize that alot of words are COMPLEETLY MISSING! I think my spell cheack is eating them T.T
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"Hey assholes, stop fuckin' fuckin' (1) and get up" Hidan yelled as he stood over Sasori's bed looking down at the snuggling Sasori and Deidara. When Hidan yelled Deidara jumped and stared at Hidan while Sasori just opened his eyes and glared at the Jashinist.
"We were doing no such thing." Sasori growled out at Hidan. 'There's no way I would ever allow myself to fall to Orochimaru's level like that.'
"Yeah of course you weren't Saso-chan" Hidan replied teasingly.
"Don't call me that." Sasori said glaring daggers at Hidan.
"Hey I know you just wanted to cuddle, why the fuck else would you have been asleep?"
"Because I couldn't get anything done with Deidara's whimpering"
"What? Was your cock too big?" (2)
"WHAT! Un." Deidara screeched, his face turning scarlet to mach Sasori's hair.
"Ha, ha! Look it talks!" Hidan laughed.
"What are you doing to Dei-chan?" Itachi asked walking into the room. Itachi was wearing blue pajama bottoms with cartoon weasels on them; his hair was down and he was holding a yellow smiley-face mug filled with coffee.
"This idiot was just insisting that Deidara and I were having sex." Sasori replied nodding to Hidan.
"Hmmm" Itachi hummed into his coffee.
"We weren't" Sasori clarified.
"I know, I was just thinking" Itachi replied looking up from his coffee
"About what Itachi-san? Un." Deidara asked looking over at Itachi.
"If you to do have sex, can I watch?" Itachi asked nonchalantly.
"WHAT! Itachi-san! un" Deidara yelled.
"Get out, NOW, the both of you." Sasori growled out, pointing at the door.
"Hn, you're no fun." Itachi said, turning on his heel and walking out the door.
"Breakfast motherfuckers."(3) Hidan said flipping Sasori off and walking out.
- - - - - - In the Kitchen - - - - - -
When Deidara and Sasori walked into the kitchen they saw Itachi standing on one leg and holding a tray of assorted muffins, while pushing Kisame away with his other foot which was placed on the sharks face.
"Itachi-san please just give me a muffin!" Kisame half whined grabbing for the muffins.
"No you shouldn't have woken me up so early. Now you have to beg." Itachi said this as if he was explaining to a child why he couldn't have a cookie before dinner. "Now down on your knees!" Itachi exclaimed trying to push Kisame's face into the floor with his foot. Seeing this, Sasori sighed and went to get some coffee.
"Hey Itachi-san? Un."
"Yeees Dei-chan?" Itachi asked in a sing-song way.
"Can I have a muffin? Un."
"Sure Dei-chan." Itachi said, holding out the tray of muffins to Deidara while continuing to hold Kisame down.
Deidara grabbed a blueberry muffin and took a bite. "Oh great lord Itachi-sama! Can I please have a muffin!" Kisame begged.
"Hm, let me think about it" Itachi took a chocolate chip muffin from the tray, taking a bite of it. Itachi removed his foot from Kisame's face "Sit" Itachi said holding the muffin over Kisame's head. Kisame sat. "Beg", Kisame begged. "Good boy" Itachi said in a baby voice patting Kisame on the head and sticking the muffin in his partner's mouth. Kisame stood up and walked over to the table to devour his prize.
"Oh my fucking god! You guys are better than fuckin' TV!" Hidan laughed slapping Kisame on the back.
"Itachi-san, don't you think that was a little harsh? Un." Deidara asked softly.
"Nah, I'm just asserting my dominance. He IS my bitch after all." Itachi stated smugly.
Deidara stared at Itachi in a confused manner. But then again, maybe he really didn't want to know. "Um, ok? Un."
"Oh my god! I slept through Tuesday!" Konan yelled as she ran into the kitchen.
"What are you talking about Konan-chan? Un." Deidara asked tilting his head to the side.
"I slept all through yesterday."
"But Konan-chan Today is Tuesday. Un". Konan looked dumbstruck "It is?"
Deidara nodded. "Yes, un."
"Then why does my calendar say that it's Wednesday?"
"Because, last night you knocked it off your desk and the page ripped off." Pein said walking into the kitchen.
"Oh that makes sense, ooh muffins." Konan said grabbing a muffin. "Thanks 'tachi-san" Konan said this through a mouthful of muffin.
"You're welcome."
"Sasori-san, Deidara-san. I have a mission for you." Pein said turning his attention to the aforementioned partners. "Come with me"(4) Pein said walking out of the kitchen.
- - - - - - - In Pein's office - - - - - -
"The two of you are to go to Jouryokuju Shi(5) a small village about three days walk from here. I need you to kill Tekiya Sonin(6); he was one of our best informants but he has gone a-wol. I need him dead as soon as possible, he is a great risk to the security of the organization. The rest of the information you will need is in this scroll." Pein concluded handing Sasori a scroll and a small bag "In that bag is money for food and housing, whatever you don't use give to Kakuzu. You are dismissed(7)."
There i'm done! =3
(1) I ment to type this twice, he is saying stop fucking having sex
(2) about fifteen minuts after i wrote this my teacher accedently wrote cock on the white board :)
(3) I know it is weired but i couldn't help but think of the song i'm on a boat by the lonely island when wrighting this. I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA!
(4) lol when i typed this up i giggled 'cuz it sounds naughty =P
(5) jouryokuju = evergreen tree / shi = city
(6) tekiya = faker / sonin = an informant (lol)
(7) at this Deidara felt a vage sence of dejavu XD