"Don't be sick!" Kurt said fearfully. Have you ever been in a Jacuzzi
filled with yoghurt and puke? No, I haven't either. "We haven't got to the
fun bit yet!"
Scott really really did want to be sick right then.
"Fun bit?" Logan asked nervously.
"Wait and see," Kurt grinned.
But they never got that far.
"What is that noise?" Logan asked, sniffing the air in that Logan way he has.
"That noise" was Rogue outside the door, trying to listen to what was going on inside. She had her ear pressed right up against the door, because she was dying to find out why Kurt was running around naked dripping what tasted like raspberry-toffee-banana-chocolate yoghurt everywhere, and she'd found there were no other places he could be than in the bathroom. She was quite worried when she heard Logan' and Scott's voices in with Kurt, and decided to listen for a bit.
"It's Rogue," Logan said decisively (but also quietly, so Rogue wouldn't hear him).
"Vas does she vant?" Kurt asked nervously.
"Oh, I vonder," Scott mumbled under his breath.
Logan smirked.
"What?" Scott asked, worried.
"This," he said, and started making loud groaning noises.
"Logaaan!" Scott wailed, trying to make him stop, but only making the whole thing sound much worse.
Rogue shuddered. She could imagine exactly what was going on in there, and she... was going in to have a look. Well, if the door was unlocked. Or if she could pick the lock, if necessary.
"Scott you moron, you left the door unlocked!" Logan hissed.
Scott did seem to remember fiddling with the lock then they came in, and... yes, it was true, it was unlocked. Uh oh. They were in trouble now. They didn't even bother to hold their breath and duck under the yoghurt. Logan hoped it would all be over quickly, and started praying.
Rogue tried the door handle, and it flew open. "Hi guys," she said sheepishly. "Ya havin' a party or summat?"
"Something like that," Scott agreed.
Kurt looked mildly surprised to see Rogue, and then yelped, "argh! Rogue, don't look! I'm naked!"
Rogue gave him a Look. "Kurt, Ah've seen it before."
Kurt looked worried, and then remembered the chocolate sauce. "Oh, ja."
"Can Ah join in?" Rogue asked hopefully.
Scott was seriously going to consider it, but then he remembered. "No Rogue, you'll kill us all!"
"Fine, I know where Ah'm not wanted," Rogue said, and turned and left.
"That was close," Kurt said when she'd gone.
"But she left the door open," Scott said.
"Ah yeah. But I'm not going to get out and close it, it's too cold," Kurt replied.
Logan agreed.
It was at this point Jean walked past.
"Hide me!" Scott wailed. He leapt out and hid behind the jacuzzi where she couldn't see him.
Jean stuck her head round the doorframe. "What are you two doing?"
"Absolutely nothing," Logan said.
"Nothing that involves Scott," Kurt added quickly.
Scott was going to kill him when he got the chance. Drowning in yoghurt seemed too good for him, somehow...
"Well, have fun then," Jean said. "All naked and stuff, in your yoghurt and that. And why is Scott hiding behind the jacuzzi?"
Damn it! Why had Scott forgotten about her powers? He stood up. "Hi Jean."
"That was more than I wanted to see," she muttered, leaving quickly.
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Just as a quick note, I know it's an Evolution/movie crossover in a way, but I like both, and... well, that's how it is, and it's funny anyway. Isn't it? You tell me.
Scott really really did want to be sick right then.
"Fun bit?" Logan asked nervously.
"Wait and see," Kurt grinned.
But they never got that far.
"What is that noise?" Logan asked, sniffing the air in that Logan way he has.
"That noise" was Rogue outside the door, trying to listen to what was going on inside. She had her ear pressed right up against the door, because she was dying to find out why Kurt was running around naked dripping what tasted like raspberry-toffee-banana-chocolate yoghurt everywhere, and she'd found there were no other places he could be than in the bathroom. She was quite worried when she heard Logan' and Scott's voices in with Kurt, and decided to listen for a bit.
"It's Rogue," Logan said decisively (but also quietly, so Rogue wouldn't hear him).
"Vas does she vant?" Kurt asked nervously.
"Oh, I vonder," Scott mumbled under his breath.
Logan smirked.
"What?" Scott asked, worried.
"This," he said, and started making loud groaning noises.
"Logaaan!" Scott wailed, trying to make him stop, but only making the whole thing sound much worse.
Rogue shuddered. She could imagine exactly what was going on in there, and she... was going in to have a look. Well, if the door was unlocked. Or if she could pick the lock, if necessary.
"Scott you moron, you left the door unlocked!" Logan hissed.
Scott did seem to remember fiddling with the lock then they came in, and... yes, it was true, it was unlocked. Uh oh. They were in trouble now. They didn't even bother to hold their breath and duck under the yoghurt. Logan hoped it would all be over quickly, and started praying.
Rogue tried the door handle, and it flew open. "Hi guys," she said sheepishly. "Ya havin' a party or summat?"
"Something like that," Scott agreed.
Kurt looked mildly surprised to see Rogue, and then yelped, "argh! Rogue, don't look! I'm naked!"
Rogue gave him a Look. "Kurt, Ah've seen it before."
Kurt looked worried, and then remembered the chocolate sauce. "Oh, ja."
"Can Ah join in?" Rogue asked hopefully.
Scott was seriously going to consider it, but then he remembered. "No Rogue, you'll kill us all!"
"Fine, I know where Ah'm not wanted," Rogue said, and turned and left.
"That was close," Kurt said when she'd gone.
"But she left the door open," Scott said.
"Ah yeah. But I'm not going to get out and close it, it's too cold," Kurt replied.
Logan agreed.
It was at this point Jean walked past.
"Hide me!" Scott wailed. He leapt out and hid behind the jacuzzi where she couldn't see him.
Jean stuck her head round the doorframe. "What are you two doing?"
"Absolutely nothing," Logan said.
"Nothing that involves Scott," Kurt added quickly.
Scott was going to kill him when he got the chance. Drowning in yoghurt seemed too good for him, somehow...
"Well, have fun then," Jean said. "All naked and stuff, in your yoghurt and that. And why is Scott hiding behind the jacuzzi?"
Damn it! Why had Scott forgotten about her powers? He stood up. "Hi Jean."
"That was more than I wanted to see," she muttered, leaving quickly.
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Just as a quick note, I know it's an Evolution/movie crossover in a way, but I like both, and... well, that's how it is, and it's funny anyway. Isn't it? You tell me.