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Author has written 4 stories for Elder Scroll series.

Respectable Pureblood.

Yes. I am a Pureblood of the most Respectable kind. I sometimes find myself with enough spare time to engage in base Muggle-born activities such as fanfiction or croquet, but this is a complete secret of course. Respectable Purebloods do not write fanfiction.

Reviews are welcome. Loved. Adored. Made love to, frequently.


"The only way to rid temptation, is to yield to it," Oscar Wilde.

"Read a lot, write a lot," Stephen King.

"It is not a dress, it is a robe! Of the psychedelic monks!" the Mighty Boosh.

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A Selfless Pretense by EscapingxXxReality reviews
"Being the best isn't all it's cracked up to be." A collection of one-shots on Itachi and his introspective views on friends, family, the Akatsuki, and the clan. Because he deserves it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Izumi U.
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 206,839 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Rebels in the North by Marianne Bennet reviews
Eliante Cousland walks into the Great Hall and finds that Nathaniel Howe, onetime love interest, has arrived with his father in the brief days before Ostagar. Her brother Fergus wakes up in the Kocari Wilds when a couple of Grey Wardens trip over his presumed dead body. Multiple origins, multiple narrators: Cousland, Fergus, Nathaniel, Delilah, Amell, Caron
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 648,636 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Cousland, Nathaniel H., Fergus C., Amell
Then Shall I Know by Ssergit reviews
HG SB Novel Hermione travels back in time by unknown means and she and a young Sirius Black fall in love. When she returns, will her choice not to try to change the Marauders' future ruin her chance for happiness?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 175,032 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 4/2/2006 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.]
Poison and Wine by thinkdragonage reviews
The Wardens have always been fighters and mages of exceptional ability, until Duncan recruits a noblewoman with a brilliant mind and no combat experience. Elissa will uncover conspiracies, lies, and secrets, and no friend or foe is immune to her observational skills. But she may learn that there are some secrets better left unknown. AU campaign/multi-origin.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 374,154 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Alistair, Cousland] Leliana, Amell
The Season's Trilogy III: Season's End by Boys Do Like Girls reviews
Skyrim, 4E 212. When Jon Stormcloak recieves a letter from a King he once counted as a friend, but now hardly knows, his life is torn apart. Thrust into the deadly politics of the royal court, he and his family will have to abandon their ideals if they hope to survive. But in the South, the Thalmor advance and a broken Empire is all that is left between them, and all of Tamriel...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 80 - Words: 258,622 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 9/28/2012
An Apostate's Abominable Guide to Kirkwall by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
Kazar Surana had thought he'd escaped Templars, Warden duties, and all the drama that came with being a partial abomination when he'd fled Ferelden. He was even finding something close to peace among the Dalish. Then, Hawke happened. (A sequel to All Roads Lead to Denerim)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,235 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Surana, unknown 1, Merrill
The Shepard by Galexz reviews
The Reapers are bearing down on the galaxy. Organics' survival hinges on the ever elusive Catalyst. Garrus Vakarian is sent to find it, but instead finds something more. For 50,000 years she slept: The greatest human to have ever lived, the most brilliant tactician, the most inspiring leader, and the most lethal soldier mankind had ever produced. He found Shepard. (kmeme prompt)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,359 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Nihlus K.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35575 - Favs: 26,579 - Follows: 19,589 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, unknown 1 - Complete
Those Snake Folk by TheGreatness1 reviews
Resh is an Akavirian Tsaesci having a hard time adjusting to being the Dragonborn and his ever-following companion Lydia, not only is he painfully ignorant about how other races act, but acts strangely himself. Please review, eventual M!Dovahkiin/Lydia "M rated stuff". Other main M rated pairings that are in this are F!OC/M!Dragonborn Het, and F!OC/Brelyna Femslash.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 229,439 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia] [Brelyna Maryon, OC] - Complete
Avarice by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
She was stealing his underwear. He walked in on her. Perfect start to any affair? One wouldn't think so. Reaver/Princess. [ on hiatus, but may be completed soon. ]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,054 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
The Fabric Of The World by idioglossia reviews
With its suspicious abandoned buildings, power-hungry city guards and Skooma-filled bourgeois parties, Cheydinhal is a perfect place for children to grow up.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,446 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Bremman S., Farwil I.
Fancy Meeting You Here by thinkdragonage reviews
Varric is shocked and pleased when the King and Queen of Ferelden show up at the Hanged Man for a night of fun on the town. However, even the imaginative dwarf could never have predicted the twists and turns this evening will entail. Rating will change with later chapters. Warning: infidelity within.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,018 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Alistair, Cousland] [Isabela, Fenris]
A Matter of Pride by Michelle18 reviews
Gaara discovers his siblings think they have an advantage over him in a certain area so he decides to prove them wrong with the help of a certain female ninja or ninjas. Will he prove them right or wrong? Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,878 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Letters to Amaranthine by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
A collection of letters found on the desk of Warden-Commander Percival Cousland after his abrupt, mysterious disappearance. (a sequel to All Roads Lead to Denerim)
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Cousland, Nathaniel H., Anders, Oghren - Complete
Andraste's Cupcakes by Peres reviews
Just two women in a teashop discussing their children and their men. And gods. You know, girl talk. Written as part of the CMDA Secret Santa Exchange, for Phthalo.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Andraste, Flemeth - Complete
Catching a Shinobi by Jan Lee reviews
[NOVEL.] Everyone said it was an old wives' tale. It was just a scare tactic to keep shinobi within their own ranks. Until Kiba unwittingly discovered some truths about the village Konoha. A coming-of-age story, Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino/OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,618 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.]
The Games We Play by Peres reviews
Shepard has a very specific plan to test her flexibility against Garrus's reach. Miranda does not approve. A birthday present for the wonderful Reyavie.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Miranda L., EDI - Complete
1,000,001 Shells by Elira Rose reviews
Just a parody about what I think would happen after the Dovahkiin dies...and is confronted by the group of figures who all say they have claim to her in the afterlife.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath - Complete
Life and How to Live It by SurelyForth reviews
AKA The awkward and sometimes inappropriate misadventures of Wilhelmina Hawke. Dragon Age II fic, Act II. Sequel to Maps and Legends, rated M for sexual content, strong language and violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,147 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Anders, unknown 1
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
All Fun and Games by Peres reviews
Whenever Hawke thought back on it later – and she had plenty of reasons to – she still thought it was ridiculous. A silly prank war, started over a silly card game... and it got a bit out of hand. Well, that was an understatement. It nearly killed her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [unknown 1, Fenris] Isabela, Varric T. - Complete
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 101,994 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
The Lone Hawke by Trixxeh reviews
The Capital Wasteland proved to be cruel and inhospitable. No one knew that better than the Lone Wanderer, Hawke. This land had taken away the only thing she ever cared about; her father. Yet the world did not end with his life. Now, the young girl is left to try and find new happiness in this poisonous world. Starts with her life in the infamous Vault 101. ButchxF!LoneWanderer.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Butch DeLoria
A Bargain For Love by simplisticmuse reviews
With the Queen's funds slowly depleting and the Crawler looming near, a deal must be made to acquire the funds elsewhere and that deal is made with the richest man in Albion...but nothing ever comes for free.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,488 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Reaver
Dunmer Diaries by Nahkuri reviews
Welcome to the wonderful and epic adventures of Gals Gals, an unfortunately named 50-year-old Dunmer with few interests: excessive drinking and opportunity based substance abuse! The story will be told week at a time through the pages of his latest diary.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013
Joke by Aychaijaykayelemenopy reviews
A jester, a ghost, a horse and a dragon slayer walk into an inn. DB/Cicero, DB/Farkas, minor DB/Vilkas
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,117 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Cicero V.
From Small Beginnings by Link-luvr reviews
When Nibenor left his homeland of Valenwood for a better life in Skyrim, there were two things that he didn't expect to discover about himself. First; he's the Dragonborn of legend. Second; it turns out he's rather fond of Nord men. Big ones that lead him down a path in life he's never considered before. Rated M for mild sexual situations. Slash. Male Bosmer Dragonborn x Farkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,420 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas - Complete
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Hindsight by the-human-error reviews
Following the destruction of Konoha, Sakura sends herself back in time to change things... But even the smallest changes can change history... Story under construction: Rating and pairings may change Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,323 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H.
Team Gai is Family by Sandataba reviews
TGIF Series. A compilation of short stories about Team Gai. Updated, incidentally, on Fridays. Stories 9 & 10: Family and fanaticism
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Team Gai, Tenten
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
The Season's Trilogy II: Season's Ruler by Boys Do Like Girls reviews
Skyrim, 4E 202. The Civil War has left Skyrim devastated. The reunion with the Empire is tense at best and the realm is divided. In Windhelm the Kingsmoot has begun to decide and crown the next High King. Jarl Jon Stormcloak, the new Jarl of Windhelm is thrust into a world of intrigue where smiles are false and loyalties are as deep as your pockets. And a King will be crowned...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
The Season's Trilogy I: Season Unending by Boys Do Like Girls reviews
Skyrim, 4E 201. Alduin's return on the eve of Jon of Solitude's execution begins the end of Tamriel. Hailed as Dragonborn and confronted with impossible decisions Jon will have to choose between love, duty and friendship as he struggles to battle an impossible foe... Skyrim is a much larger world/map ranging at about 1,500 miles. Some elements of the Lore have been changed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 69 - Words: 134,668 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
The Blue Boy by LadyPureblood reviews
Just a short drabble that came to me that I decided to write down: what I perceived as the beginning of Ted and Andromeda's relationship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by riptey reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Flip by remuslives reviews
The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Dirge, we need to talk by Heiwako reviews
Inspired by Skyrim Kink Meme. Vekel has a sit down with Dirge after he threatens the new Guildmaster one time too many.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Vekel the Man - Complete
To Catch a Thief by bigolbagonuts reviews
Margot left High Rock to live a simpler life, but she finds that even life on the Waterfront can get complicated; especially when a certain guard captain comes into her life and she learns that even lazy thieves can have adventures. Join her as the causes and changes the course of many stories all across Cyrodiil, entirely behind the scenes. COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,154 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Song to the NightMother by BooderSpagooder reviews
Is it possible for the Fool of Hearts to feel love? And is it also possible for someone to even return the love? Such things Cicero asks himself, for he is yet to find out.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Cicero V. - Complete
Taming the Wolf by Trash Shinobi reviews
A chance encounter with a faction of warriors on her way to Windhelm redirects Luthien's course. She has a lot to learn about being a warrior, and the Companions can teach her about glory, honor, family but first she must prove she's worthy of the pack.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,432 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Vilkas, Farkas - Complete
Bat Out of Hell by Bleddyn reviews
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,771 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The List by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione has a list of 20 things to do & only 6 months to do them. She asks a group of former Slytherins, called 'The Vipers' to help her with her tasks, but she should know that with a den of snakes, nothing is free, for one always has to pay the piper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 168,066 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Where you hang your friends head by calico118 reviews
Parody fic! What happens when you give me excessive amounts of money in Skyrim. Dark Brotherhood quest-line spoilers.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Nazir, Babette - Complete
It's a Holiday! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Crime doesn't take a holiday. Apparently, neither does Nick. A MonRosalee fluffic, designed for Easter. Rated T for light swearing.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Monroe, Rosalee C. - Complete
Darkness Rises When Silence Dies by Heiwako reviews
Not sure what to do with herself after defeating Alduin, the Dragonborn gets drawn into the Dark Brotherhood. Follows DB story line after completion of Main.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,090 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
From a Different Perspective by Dustbunny3 reviews
[One-shot][NaruSaku] Body-swap. When a jutsu goes awry, Naruto and Sakura find themselves walking in each others shoes. And feet. With no solution immediately in sight, all they can do is make the best of a strange situation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Persistence by The Reading Cat reviews
Naruto really wants to go on a date with Sakura - so he just keeps asking her. If he doesn't stop trying maybe she'll accept him... Right? Short Story. NaruSaku. Some JiraTsu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fourteen Moments on February Fourteenth by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When the human's away, the Grimm and the Blutbad will play... in a not devious sort of way, naturally. Non-slash. Valentines fic.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Snow and Stones by Lilith Encodead reviews
The cursed souls of Oakvale are trapped within a curios little peace of objet d'art, and only Sparrow and Reaver can free them. But curses are never that simple, are they? Reaver/Sparrow Fable II, some links to Fable III later on
Fable - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Reaver
Recall by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
Sometimes it all seems familiar to her. The dagger, the contracts, the killings. Him. Skyrim-set, DB,hints of LL/Dragonborn
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/23/2011 - unknown 1, Varric T. - Complete
Penalty for Winning by tinyfierce reviews
Hawke stayed away from Varric's card games for a reason. Neither likes to back down, and when it comes time to put her money where her mouth is, he doesn't show any mercy. Especially when it could lead to a fantastic story. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/18/2011 - unknown 1, Arishok - Complete
The Arrangement by Addai reviews
There is nothing Loghain Mac Tir would not do for his country, but an arranged marriage with a woman half his age is the last thing he thought might be required. Canon-based AU with Elissa as eldest. Spoilers for The Stolen Throne and The Calling.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,740 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Loghain M. T., Cousland - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Head Boy by xMagicalMystery reviews
"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James P., Marauders - Complete
Feminism Begins at Home and Others by Lavender and Hay reviews
But a lot sooner than Lady Grantham suspects. A oneshot from Sybil's childhood leading on to further oneshots. Sybil/Branson pairing.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,702 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sybil C., E. Hughes
All's Fair in Love and Kisses by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Everyone remembers their first kiss with fondness, but not her. He took all of that away from her, and she'll never forgive him for that. Written for Granger Enchanted's Pick-a-Pair out of the Hat Challenge. Pairing - Lee Jordan & Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hermione G., Lee J. - Complete
Affirmation by Spoiled Sweet reviews
A lesson on cuddling leads to admissions leads to affirmations. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
White and Black by Zerbinetta reviews
All fates start so simply; clean sheets of parchment, pure, allowing all manner of people to leave their mark. What matters isn't how much is written upon them - it's how dark the ink that stains them is that really counts. Currently being part-rewritten.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,481 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
All The Wonder That Would Be by Bedelia reviews
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, Hermione receives a mysterious gift that allows her to change the future. She can't save everyone, and every action has consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,751 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Maps & Legends by SurelyForth reviews
Kirkwall was never a place Wilhelmina Hawke wanted to call home, but there's a chance the people she meets there might make it worthwhile. Or not. DA2 fic, Act I. Rated T for violence, language and adult situations.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,884 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Anders, unknown 1 - Complete
The Right Words by pistachio gelato reviews
Everyone knew Ino was Queen of gossip. After discovering that Yamato was as prolific in gathering information as her, things truly begin to get wild and exaggerated. Has her King been found? - YamatoxIno. Yes, you read that pairing right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Yamato, Ino Y. - Complete
What I Want by Ton'dan reviews
She knew better than to get close to the most immodest man in all of Albion, but she did just that and came to realize that she wanted more, much more than this man with benefits could ever seem to offer.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall - Complete
finding chivalry by wendlin reviews
She screamed at the fishy smell that was soaking into her Victorian dress, at the ship, at the dock filled with drunks and prostitutes. But mostly, she screamed at Asuma and made a fit over how chivalry was dead. Kakashi was very disturbed. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Young Justice Anonymous Meme Fills by Tsuchi reviews
A collection of fills I've written for prompts on the Livejournal YJ Anon Meme. Each chapter is it's own story. I'll update as I complete fills. WARNING: Contains a grab-bag of themes, main characters, pairings and story lengths. Most chapters are K .
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,334 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Imperial Guard Handbook by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!... and read this handbook! This handbook contains all you need to know about everyone's favourite, elitist, "CRIMINAL SCUM"-catching law-enforcers: the Imperial Guard. A must-read for all aspiring Imperial Guards!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Time Twitch by AtticFan reviews
Who would've thought that using a time turner practically every day for a year would have consequences? Certainly not 13 year old Hermione Granger. Once she hits 7th year she finds out how wrong she was. Fairly AU. Read&Review if you please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Ulterior Motives by remuslives reviews
Sirius shows Luna the cave he stayed in during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Written for the Twin Exchange Love in Unusual Places Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
True Power by protohyuuga reviews
It's been awhile A long, long, long while but here is chapter 15 of the story of Neji joining Akatsuki. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Mosaic by the-human-error reviews
Ibiki has been missing his physicals. Sakura is pissed. SakuraIbiki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sakura H., Ibiki M.
Marriage in the Sand by danyel reviews
In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,365 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Doomed by Sandataba reviews
Tenten could only hope afterwards that a marriage proposal by means of torture was the Copy Nin's twisted idea of a joke. Otherwise, it didn't look like there was anything she could do about it. Kakashi x Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Essence by WhispertheWolf reviews
A drabble series that takes a look at human nature. Even the author doesn't quite understand. Current drabble: The Fear
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008
Where Hugs Can Get You by Sandataba reviews
Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Tenten, Gaara - Complete
Gentleman by StuckInThePast reviews
He really ought to be a gentleman. Sybil/Branson PWP
Downton Abbey - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Empty by remuslives reviews
Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Players by Kukaburraxxii reviews
Ino joins the league of players Genma/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 153,119 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Genma S., Ino Y.
Endlessly by NotLaura reviews
Five years since The Blight was driven back, and you have not returned to Denerim. Until now. Complete
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fervent by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Students had fallen in love with their teachers before, and vice versa. It wasn’t some taboo, shocking sight. But, damn, why did SHE have to be one of them!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
CPR by BWL reviews
He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/29/2009 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Two Limes in a Coconut reviews
Three years since the war ended. Two years since his life turned into something even he couldn't figure out. He only thinks of himself as one thing now: A monster. Rated T for violence it's a Tokka story
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something After Practice by TeddyRuxpin reviews
It's a oneshot with KonahamoruxNaruto pairing. Or NarutoxKonahamoru however you want to say it. boyxboy, yaoi, love, Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Center of Blogging for Magical Persons by Shipper Friendly reviews
Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
No I Am Not Random! by Angsty Anime Star reviews
Yes, I finally started a random drabble series. One word prompts. NEW NOTE: I guess these are tecnically oneshots not drabbles. I can't write things that short. So random oneshot series. NOT drabble series. xD
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Zuko, Sokka
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Killer Who Stole My Heart by xGloryHartx reviews
Hidan is a talented homicide detective, but he may have met his match in Jack of Hearts, a ruthless serial killer hell-bent on a showdown between them. And amidst all this, he is developing feelings for a handsome banker, who also happens to be a suspect!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,743 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Believe by Keeper of Tomes reviews
Little anecdotes about daily life in the Atmos, on both sides of a waging war. Lives change, and yet somehow, people cling to the little things. Beauty is found in unexpected places. Hate lives side by side with love. 3rd drabble series, but not the last!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008
Practice Makes Perfect by Coneasss reviews
After a clumsy first kiss, Jet decides Zuko needs a little practice. Jetko. Jet/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
The Mummy and the Forbidden Portal by Aeada128 reviews
Ever wonder what took place in between the second and third movie? Well, now you can know! Chapter eight has just been added; as always, please review. I do take your feedback into consideration.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Baby Boom by lovesrainscent reviews
COMPLETE! Set 10 years after the original series,Konoha experiences its own baby boom. Seven kunoichi,7 pairings,7 pregnancies,7 decisions,7 outcomes. Lee/Tenten, Shikamaru/Temari, Kiba/Hinata, Konohamaru/Moegi, Chouji/Ino, Sakura/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,561 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Team Mentality by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
It had been a really freaking long mission. Gai. Lee. Neji. Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Tenten - Complete
I Thought I Knew You by HellFire Kitten reviews
She thought she knew him better, so as her heart freezes in his shady haze of winter she can't help but ask who is the one to unthaw it. Carelessly she could be swallowed in the lies and deciet of another, here's to hoping she won't drown.NejiTenTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 544 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
To My Dearest Voldie Poo by iremainsilent reviews
Harry decides that the only way to make himself feel better is to write to his arch-enemy, Voldemort. He realises that it will achieve nothing but a laugh here and there, but really, who sends dear old Voldie any mail?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Can you? by AlwaysNotUpdating reviews
My first poem ever...really. So please flame so I can learn. This is a poem on Jemima asking Alonzo if he can ever be faithful.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Jemima, Alonzo - Complete
Haven for lost souls by see1like reviews
When Madara ofered Pein to form Akatsuki, little did he know what he was in for. He certainly never planed on falling in love. now some rough decisions are need to be made. Yaoi warning! PeinXItachi-Main, MadaraXDeidara-slightly .LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Humor in 100 Words or Less by Ambrel reviews
This is the home for my collection of humorous drabbles! Current Drabble: The Question Lives!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Captain Neji and the Hidden Straits of Death by wildcatt reviews
A mysterious prisoner. A pirate lass with remarkable aim. Betrayal, bloodshed and perhaps freedom for one Neji Hyuuga, Captain of the Royal Guards. And thus, the swashbuckling adventure begins...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,888 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
Hey Itachi by Cat.Ninja.Assassin reviews
this a story of younger sasuke annoying itachi. he soon gets the message and leaves him alone, but at what cost? rated T for language, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crush by Cylinse reviews
GaaSaku It's an obsession...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Leave by Momijilol reviews
This is Shounen-ai a relative of yaoi so if you don't like that kind of stuff please don't read this! For everyone else, please enjoy this very short fanfiction, and think about whether the words "I love you." truly mean anything anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Trials of the Emperor by Disorderly Conduct reviews
Zuko/Sokka, one-shot. Zuko knows that his relationship with Sokka cannot last, no matter how much he wants it to, no matter how much they love each other...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Finn's Biggest Fear by WhispertheWolf reviews
Oneshot: At Terra Neon, Finn is terrified. Apparently he has a patholigical fear of . . .
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Finn - Complete
The Usual Reasons by aliwildgoose reviews
Sokka would swear, later on, that it was completely innocent when it started. Sokka/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
The Girl in the Other Room by Hermonthis reviews
Piper/Finn - She didn't want him to change at all. She just wanted him to grow up a little.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2008 - [Finn, Piper] - Complete
Soft as Petals by Moony92 reviews
First Naruto fanfic. Entry for DateMe's May contest. Pairing featured: LeeHina. Theme: Flowers. "We are alright! Hinata's voluptuous figure broke my fall!" /COMPLETE/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
One Last Dance by DiamondHeart31 reviews
Seqel to The Dress. The Storm Hawks have been invited to the Terra Rex Ball. Master Cyclonis has ordered Dark Ace to go under cover to convince Piper to join them. But will he be able to win Piper over if she finds out who he is?
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Books by Karasu Kyra reviews
I can't read it," he said. IzuKo fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Out on the Landing by runaway ballista reviews
CGH; Genma might not care about his own birthday, but Hayate wants to do something -- anything -- to make it special. GenHaya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Hayate G., Genma S. - Complete
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Snow White Byakuugan by Midnight Memories reviews
A mission goes wrong when a blizzard attacks the forest they are in. Keeping a relationship secret isn't easy, especially when the man you love is risking his life for others and you're safely waiting for him to come back. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions by Eggo Waffles reviews
Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
A Familiar Place by AnneM.Oliver reviews
She looked outside the train window & everything seemed familiar, it felt right. She was going home, back to Hogwarts. One question needed asked, why was Malfoy on the train? The answer, he was leaving home,and he had no where else to go. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,315 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Oversights and Celebrations by Runespoor reviews
After The War Against Sound, the Rookie Nine and additions spend the evening celebrating. This apparently translates as 'prying into Hinata's sexual life'. [NejiHina, implied TemaShika, NaruSakuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 4,590 - Follows: 747 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Like This Or Like That by iPAiNTED reviews
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Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Samurais, the Ninja and the Cabbage Farmer by shi-chan reviews
GenKaka Kakashi was tired and bored one day in the office lounge when he decided that Genma looks like one of the IchaIcha male character. Raidou joins in. Arguments arise. It's just a damn book anyway. What's the big deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 4,299 - Follows: 904 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 363 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Thicker Than Water by rallamajoop reviews
Gaara fic, preseries. Just how do you raise a baby who will probably kill someone if he ever throws a tantrum?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Gaara - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
And I Think They Got Most of the Spoons by EggSalad reviews
Jonathan and Rick expel some unwanted guests.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Jonathan C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Most Dramatic GutWrenching Tragic Rape Fic Ever by Rashaka reviews
A bad, bad fic. Short too. Run away. If you read this you will leave feeling insulted and swear that all fanfic sucks and you're never going to read another fic again. Scaredy cat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/8/2004
Lessons On an Incomplete Relationship by Sunfreak reviews
Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2004
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Closure reviews
The Dragonborn visits Ulfric Stormcloak seeking forgiveness, before the Jarl is put on trial, and then put to death. What to do when a conversation with the man raises more questions than answers? Multi-chap. Slash. M!DB/Ulfric.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak
Through Dangers Untold reviews
After a horrendous night of babysitting Whiterun's offspring, the Dragonborn spitefully wishes for all the little runts of Skyrim to disappear forever. Bad move. Now she must embark on a mission to rescue them from the clutches of one wish-granting Daedric Prince of Madness, before they become his slaves forever. Oh, and keeping her sanity would be an added bonus. F!DB/Sheogorath.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath
The Wretched Game reviews
Behind the scenes of Civil war, the Thalmor seek to assume control of Skyrim and further their ambitions of bloody domination. But at quiet docks of Dawnstar, from the ashes of Helgen and in the sewers of Riften; a revolution sparks, a thief dreams and a Dragonborn awakens. Plots, conspiracies, guerrilla warfare and more! Reviews adored.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Love You Madly reviews
The road to love is never smooth but it's especially rough where the Daedric Prince of Madness is involved. Dovahkiin has one piece of advice for you. If the madgod Sheogorath comes a-courting? Run. RR? Be ye warned. Short mad chapters ahead.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath