Yupp...what's up? Chapter one I guess...yeaaaahhhh...okay Dripping Air will be updated as soon as I get that chapter finished. I haven't had any time to write more of it yet. Sorry!!!! I know there was already a blog for Harry Potter called The Hogwarts Blog (one AND two) by TwiLyght. That's an awesome story, BTW, and I probably can't top it, but here's my Harry Potter blog thing. It's kind of a companion to the Blog of ONLY the Cullens, but not really at all (I will not be dating every post, but just the chapter itself...dating everything gets really annoying after a while!). It's just that I had made a blog for Twilight...NVM...okay let's end this rant and get to the story...
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New Post (Dumble the Dore)
Subject: Welcome to the Center of Blogging for Magical Persons
Hello, students of Hogwarts and magical people of other places! It is I, your headmaster Dumbledore. Some like to call me Dumbles, which I would like to say right now is an amusing nickname.
Some of the teachers ask why I have made the name so long. Well, it was inspired by the unusually long names of the Ministry departments (examples, Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures and Office for the Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects). So this is the Center of Blogging for Magical Persons. You can also call it The Magic Blog. Why not call it Hogwarts Blog, you ask? Well because persons outside of Hogwarts are going to be using this too, so it would be rude to disclude them. Am I correct or am I correct?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I'm correct.
Wow, the word correct is odd sounding isn't it?
Enough of this useless blabber. Start blogging, students and non-students who are still magical!
--Dumble the Dore (according to our new Muggle Studies teacher Ms. Brakens, that is my official gangster name. How awesome, dawg. Yes, McGonagall told me I shouldn't use Muggle phrases anymore because they are very awkward sounding when an old man like myself says them. Ms. Brakens has taught me very much)
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Comments
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Harry Potter says:
Wow. That is really weird of you to say...
It's just as weird when Dudley says it. And he sounds terrible...no offense sir.
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Dumble the Dore says:
None taken, Harry.
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Hermoine says:
Erm, sir, are you going to keep your name as Dumble the Dore?
By the way, I have heard plenty of Muggles say 'dawg' and it sounds really mental. So you kind of blend it with them...I mean that in the nicest way possible, sir.
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Dumble the Dore says:
Oh, maybe for a few weeks. I will probably change it when I get bored with the name. Muggles are odd humans, they are. Goodness me, I am sounding like Yoda!
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Ron says:
Sir, who is Yoda?
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Hermione says:
Oh Ron. Yoda is a character from the popular Muggle movie and book titled Star Wars. There are six movies over all, but it's quite strange because the movies/books are not in order 123. They are like 456123 or something. I forget.
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Ron says:
Hermione? Forget something? The world is ending!
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Harry says:
I love Star Wars.
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New post (Draco Malfoy)
Subject: What in Merlin's robes...?
I am sick of all you stupid mudbloods (oh, sorry, MUGGLE-BORNS) going around acting like you're real wizards!
Now, I'm just really angry so don't take that too personally. I bet that Granger will though. She's such a crybaby.
My mum is forcing me to wear glasses. Yeah. And they look like Dumbledore's. Well, they're only reading glasses, but they are the most god awful things ever! Everyone will pick at me. I'm the one who's supposed to pick on OTHERS!
-Draco Malfoy
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Comments
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Dumble the Dore says:
Please do not use that language, Draco. If you cannot read well, the glasses are necessary and your good friends should stand up for you and not tear you down or make you feel bad. Picking on others will get you nowhere, Draco.
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Draco Malfoy says:
Ugh.
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Harry says:
Hahahaa....Draco has reading glasses that's hilarious! You look like a wise one there, Draco. Looks can be decieving though...
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Dumble the Dore says:
Did I not just tell Draco that picking on others will get him nowhere?
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Harry says:
...Sorry sir.
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New Post (Dumble the Dore)
Subject: Chat section
A new section has been put in for those who wish to instantly speak with their friends. It is called 'Chat'. Thank you.
--Dumble the Dore
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No comments have been added yet. Be the first!
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Chatroom #124146543816478310
Inside:
SeekandFind
StayingRon
SeekandFind- Why are you StayingRon? What else are you gonna be?
StayingRon- I have no idea....Hey, SeekandFind isn't much better! Everyone will know it's you right away!
SeekandFind- Yeah and StayingRon is totally unguessable.
StayingRon- It's not meant to be.
SeekandFind- Neither is mine.
StayingRon- Whatever.
SeekandFind- You do know it's Harry, right?
StayingRon- Yes. You know, I'm not that dull.
SeekandFind- I beg to differ.
StayingRon- Growl.
SeekandFind- Don't growl at me!
StayingRon- I can do what I want! Growl ruff RAWR!
SeekandFind- Oh no you didn't!
StayingRon- It is sooo on.
SeekandFind- Bring it!
SeekandFind- Actually, don't bring it...I don't feel like fighting. I just ate a LOT of turkey...ugh I feel so bloated.
StayingRon- Me too. I'm gonna go lie down...
SeekandFind- We sound like old men.
StayingRon- I don't care. I just want a nap.
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Yay! The reason the chatroom number is so long is because whenever I open a chatroom to talk with all my friends at once, the chatroom number is ridculously long. The reason for this is probably because millions and billions of other chatrooms have been created before, but I don't care! RnR