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Number your 12 fave Katekyo Hitman Reborn! characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Belphegor
2.Mukuro
3. Hibari
4.Squalo
5. Collonello
6.Tsuna
7. Ryouhei
8. Dino
9. Reborn
10. Fran
11. Gokudera
12. Rasiel

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Yes… lol! GOKUDERA IS TSUNA’S PERSONAL STALKER!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
...if you put him with one

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Umn an Angry Twin brother and an angry disciplinary student… LOL, crack crack crack crack!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
A couple, don’t remember the names though

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
HELLS TO THE YESSUMS! In a rapey I’ll pretend to love you way…

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
KORA! Yay! Five/Nine for the win! Its adorable…though I see Nine/five more ;) wink wink(UKE!Collonello! SOMEBODY WRITE IT)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I think Ryouhei would have a fit and throw Rasiel into a wall for raping Mukuro…or Mukuro into a wall for raping Rasiel…whichever

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
UMN……………Not possible

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
That’s interesting… Belphegor and Dino… but to what ends? I don’t think theres any ‘fluff’ for our prince.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Why is everybody pairing Rasiel with everybody but his brother! JEESH! ‘Cruel Intentions’

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Well that’s an interesting story. You see, the prince was annoying our poor shark, bored out of his princely skull, and Squalo, being the intolerant cutie-pie he is, turns and attacks the prince, surprising the usually unsurprisable. Squallo has his oversized knife up against poor Bel-kun’s throat, barely drawing the royal blood that excites the blonde. Already aroused, the blonde uses Squalo’s momentary absence of movement to kiss him and thoroughly torture him verbally and physically (not all good torture mind you, Belphegor is a swinging Sadist/masochist (is there a word for that?) and loves to see the embarrassment and the anger roll across Squalo’s pretty face) till Squalo cannot take anymore and finally gives the prince the punishment he deserves oh so much. (I ship them… can you tell?)

12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
There is no such thing I tell you. No such thing. bombarded by books

13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Nope, not really. None of my friends draw actually

14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?
Mukuro/Squallo/Collonello…that’s ludicrous…that’s crack… THAT’S INGENIUS! Squallo taking advantage of an older, UKE!Collonello when suddenly, Mukuro gets in on the action, genius!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
S-Senpai!”

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Well, for a DinoxHibari fic, probably I hate everything about you by Three Days Grace, because the two seem to hate eachother on the outside, but underneath all the crap Hibari piles on and the crap Dino uses to deal with it, theres this rabid fascination…

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Twincest, Rape, Symmetry sex, Bondage, Knife Play… Belphegor, Tsuna, Rasiel FTW

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
‘Don’t kill me…please? I’ll do whatever you want…Mukuro…senpai…”

19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Belphegor and Reborn are in a happy relationship until Reborn suddenly runs off with Squalo (crack already). Belphegor, Broken Hearted, has a hot one night stand with Gokudera (Feesible, though I think it’d be Gokudera who was desperate in this situation) and a brief unhappy affair with his older brother Rasiel (TWINCEST FTWINCEST!), then follows the wise advice of Collonello and finds true love with Mukuro….. WTFBBQ! I would give it the title “CRACKTACTULAR!”