Zeilhide bio
 Author has written 48 stories for Misc. Movies, House, M.D., Yu-Gi-Oh, Matrix, 24, Law and Order: SVU, Collateral, Angel, NCIS, Troy, CSI, Blade, Charmed, Pacifier, Scrubs, Firefly, Doom, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Pirates of the Caribbean, Simpsons, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and RocknRolla. Hey. |
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January Thaw reviews
Guess what I went to see recently... Dark Knight, would you believe I'm not a Batman fan typically, damn Joker. Set through-out the movie though it will go slightly AU at points. Bruce/Harvey/Rachael to varying degrees, slash, but, nothing really scarring
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008
Junkie Logic reviews
RocknRolla: Johnny & Archie camped out on Uri's boat, musing, teasing, slash... Yeah the usual.
RocknRolla - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
And Who The Hell Are You? reviews
Slash. What would have happened if it was Tony in Kate's place during Bete Noir... has developed into a much longer story with multiple endings. Go figure...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,281 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/29/2005
Torment reviews
Slash... Just how I think the movie should have ended, the conversation between Zoe and Drake largely different...
Blade - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,865 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/29/2005
Something Old, Something New reviews
Slash. JD decides to check in on Dr. Cox when he doesn't show up for a shift.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,493 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 10/17/2006
Be My reviews
Hey guys This is the alternate ending o my fic And Who The Hell Are you If you haven't been reading that then this isn't for you... on another note though you should go check it out its cool... sorry had to advert something...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ari H., Tony D.
Que Sera, Sera reviews
A not so typical family dinner. Lisa's pregnant, Bart's gay, Sideshow Bob isn't there to kill anyone and perhaps strangest of all- Homer's semi eloquent... my usual, Slash.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Silver Promise reviews
Seth, thinks and wants and wish... Slash, just so there's no misaprehensions
Pacifier - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Old God's Of A New World reviews
This is set immediately after Dead Man's Chest and does not resemble At World's End in anyway... But if you like Slash and ancient mythology complete hacked and bastardized... step on in... WillNorrington and JackBeckett... since both are in short supply
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007
Devine Comedy reviews
Based on the movie Hannibal Rising. Possible slash depending on how you look at it, I personally like to see it but hey... If more follows though it definately will be! Hannibal Lecter and Pascal Popil have a brief interlude.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Kiss, Touch, Lick & Suck reviews
Slash HouseChase and what else have you come to expect from me. Just a conversation between House and Chase about Chase kissing underage patients...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006
Semper Fi reviews
Set sometime before Doom the movie, just the Sarge thinking about John Grimm as his new officer... slash...
Doom - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006
Tie me Down reviews
Hostage, I'm not entirely sure what this is, maybe nothing at all. Just a little look at the car scene... slashy, just a little.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006
Favourite Things reviews
Walking Tall Lovely little look at the twisted inner workings of Jay Hamilton's mind... okay so it's not that in depth, does have a nice slashy twist though.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006
Agitation reviews
Simon's thought about it a lot and there's absolutely something off with the world... He just can't quite get what though!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006
Sex Type Thing reviews
Gibbs has a late night visitor who's definitely not welcome... As always and forever slash... yeah I'm never planning on branching out.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2006
Need Somebody reviews
Okay you may wanna be open minded before you read this one... I think I was drunk when I penned most of it... Anywho... Slash, Finally its George who's the one with problems...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006
Stripping Off reviews
Lye has decided that he simply has to know how Rob handles women... Slash...
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006
Firelight reviews
The fourth in my christmas series... yay... Seth's feeling slightly dejected over a bad turn in christmas... Slash
Pacifier - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2006
Starburst reviews
The girls always manage to bollocks up their spells, only this time Pheobe's really gotten Leo into trouble...
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006
Token reviews
Okay so Lord of War Slash, what more could you want. Yuri goes abroad and makes a rather interesting purchase!
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006
Obscure reviews
Tony's down by the seaside and its anyone's guess as to why. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
Gifts reviews
Nick starts getting gifts from an anonamous person... Everyone worries about the sender. If they only knew. Will cross over with CSI Miami
CSI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005
Basin City reviews
This is basically the scene from Sin City, between Nancy and Hartigan done with Seth and Shane... Don't ask... This is slash, not to mention bad... so really don't read!
Pacifier - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
And It's Getting Worse reviews
Shane reflects on exactly how they got to where they are. Slash ShaneSeth...
Pacifier - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2006
Ashes Of Another Life reviews
This is largely a lot or is going to be a lot of little unrelated stories about charmed... Revolving mainly around Cole and Leo.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006
In Tatters reviews
Just another little fic about the pay back House gives Chase for his betrayal. Will eventually be slash. First part is done! Songfic slightly...I think...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005
Vistoria's Secret reviews
Don't read! No seriously. This was written as a joke. So read at own peril. I had just watched Victoria's Secret's fashion show!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2006
Sex And Candy reviews
Well I think the tittle says it all. Slash. Yugi wakes up after a night of drinking to some funny surprises...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005
Scar Tissue That I Wish You Saw reviews
It's raining hard and House is trapped at home thinking... Mainly of mayhem he could do when someone unwanted drops by. Slash You were warned.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005
Undress Me Now reviews
House is pissed At Chase for selling him out. Just a slashy little piece to go with my stories Shattered and All Torn Down.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2005
The Rules Of Need To Know reviews
Chris is so secretive... But does he need to be... Leo pushes too far and Chris lets everything spill... Slash, Rape general not niceness... Not really graphic
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/29/2005
Every Teardrops Fall reviews
Prophecy Has anyone else noticed how Tommy cries... Gabriel has... Slash.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005
One Night reviews
What if Hector hadn't been killed, just captured... I only watched the movie once so be forgiving... Slash
Troy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005
Fine, Fine Line reviews
I blame this on that toothpaste ad. Angel finds Riley in LA when he's fallen off the wagon and show him just how he was cheating on Buffy. Slash
Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005
Last Hours reviews
Slash. Very grafic. You were warned. Just what Angel and Lindsey get up too before he leaves town...
Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2005
Leap Of Faith reviews
Slash... Just my take on how the movie should have ended... Max and Vince go down to Mexico...
Collateral - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2005
Shed A Tear reviews
A random story about a sniper creating havoc around the city...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2005
Spooked reviews
After a particularly depressing year Olivia drags the crew off to a Halloween party... Old favourite will pop up. Slash of all discrip and this is done largely because I'm missing Brian...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005
Sunday Morning reviews
I've only seen the first season. So this is how I think the Next 24 should have gone. Beware Slash. Jack and Tony... Set four years after the first season
24 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005
Pet Project reviews
Just your adverage slashy fic about some patient and why House is the way he is... Yes I'm actually atempting it...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2005
Replacement reviews
I've only seen the first movie... A lot... and the end of the third. But basically this is my take on what should have happened after the first movie... Slash.
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005
Gratuitous reviews
Just a little fic set when Cuddy almost has a nervous breakdown upon finding House in his Lab coat... Set sometime before Voglar goes.. Slashy...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2005
Your All Awfully Odd reviews
Slash... Doesn't that say it all... Very stupid kind of pointless... Three unrelated stories that happen to our favourite ducklings... Be nice
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005
So What? reviews
Prophecy Has Anyone actually watched it? Anyway just a little after story plot. It pretty much mindless dribble, but it does have some nice slashy themes and some humours moments. The devil and Tommy get a little dirty in the dust...
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/26/2005
Shattered reviews
Anyone ever wondered what would have happened if House told Chase about his father? Keep wondering. But seriously, basically Chase finds out about his dad and is pissed at House for not sharing. Slight slash... Maybe a lot. Enjoy...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2005
Faithlessness reviews
Prophecy Hey, my first story. Be Kind! Set during the movie with Basically the dialogue from the devil and Catherine set between the devil and Thomas... Only a bit more complicated than that. Very slashy.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005
All Torn Down reviews
Cameron offered mindless drivel, Foreman offered Pills... Ever wondered what Chase offered House when he was off his meds and why Chase is so akward... Ha, slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2005
