31 ways to annoy Hisoka:

Warning: these things below are EXTREMELY dangerous!! I m risking my life writing this since I m hoping too much for reviews!! Do NOT try it!! It might cost you your life!!

Ask him if he is working in a circus.

2. Ask him no.1 until he says yes.

3. Ask him to show you how to juggle.

4. Tell him that you will kill Gon and Kuroro before he could even fight them.

5. Send a letter to Illumi, telling Illumi about how Hisoka loves him.

6. Take Hisoka to the Kukuru Mountain and tell him to meet his future family-in-law.

7. Secretly arrange a wedding between him and Illumi.

8. Take pictures of him naked and show them at the wedding.

9. Let them be married for a few months.

10. Secretly send Illumi pictures of Hisoka making out with Machi or any other girls.

11. Watch as Illumi beats him up.

12. Tie him up on stage and announce publicly that he is a traitor of the Zoldick family.

13. Take him to the York Shin auction and sell him as "the famous hunter-former Ryodan-clown that is the former-now-retired-due-to-making-out-with-another–girl-groom of the Zoldick family".

14. Say that Illumi is sexy for him.

15. Repeat 5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 over and over.

16. Make sure the Zoldick family wants to assassinate him.

17. With Hisoka's name, apply for a job in the circus.

18. Run away.

19. Freak out every time he smirks.

20. Follow him with a camera.

21. Take pictures of him at random periods.

22. Post it on the web and label it "the famous hunter-former Ryodan-clown that is the former-now-retired-due-to-making-out-with-another–girl-groom of the Zoldick family".

23. Sell Kuroro a one-way ticket to Pluto and tell the Ryodan that Hisoka kidnapped him.

24. To be on the safe side, post it on the internet and make sure Shalnark or anyone of the Ryodan knows this.

25. Make sure the Ryodan tracks him down (you can give them some hints).

26. Watch the Ryodan beat up the surprised Hisoka.

27. Tell them that it was a mistake.

28. Tell them that it is not a mistake after all.

29. Watch no.25 again.

30. Let Hisoka read this fic.

31. Make sure Hisoka is really irritated.

RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!

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Destiny