Jenn - female - 19 - British - student - brunette - way too easily amused

House MD - Torchwood - CSI:NY - Lost - Firefly - Doctor Who - High School Musical - Frankenstein - NCIS - Heroes

I've posted most of my stuff over on LJ (under the name paperclipbitch) but I'm moving some of it over here because... yay.

I write gen, slash, het and femslash. Homophobia and heterophobia will not be tolerated. I think everyone deserves the chance to get off with as many people as possible... Most things I write will at least contain bad language, so if that offends you then don't read them!

Life philosophies:

1. Life is nice. Sometimes there are unexpected pineapples.

2. Fuck it. I'll just ship everyone.

My ships (yes, they're contradictory and complicated and... whatever. Feel free to judge me but I'll go down with these babies.)

House MD

: Chase/Wilson : House/Cuddy : Cameron/Foreman : House/Chase : Cameron/Stacy : Chase/Stacy : Foreman/Cuddy : Chase/Cuddy : Cameron/Cuddy : House/Chase/Wilson : Amber/13 :

Torchwood

: Owen/Ianto : Jack/Suzie: Owen/Suzie : Suzie/Ianto : Jack/Ianto: Gwen/Suzie : Tosh/Suzie : Tosh/Gwen : Ianto/Lisa : Owen/Martha : Gwen/Martha : Ianto/Gwen :

CSI:NY

: Danny/Lindsay : Danny/Peyton : Lindsay/Mac : Lindsay/Peyton : Hawkes/Peyton : Stella/Lindsay : Danny/Flack : Lindsay/Flack : Stella/Peyton : Lindsay/Aiden : Hawkes/Aiden : Mac/Danny/Lindsay :

Lost

: Jack/Sawyer : Charlie/Sawyer : Shannon/Claire : Claire/Ana Lucia : Shannon/Boone : Shannon/Sawyer : Kate/Ana Lucia :

Firefly

: Simon/Jayne : Kaylee/Inara : Inara/River : Mal/Kaylee : Simon/Inara : Wash/Zoe :

Heroes

: Isaac/Peter : Isaac/Nathan : Isaac/Ted : Isaac/Eden : Eden/Candice : Hana/Bennet : Zach/West : Nathan/Ted :

High School Musical

: Ryan/Chad : Sharpay/Troy : Ryan/Sharpay : Ryan/Kelsi : Gabriella/Sharpay : Jason/Kelsi :

Doctor Who

: Jack/Nine : Nine/Rose/Jack : Ten/Martha : Martha/Jack : Martha/Rose :

NCIS

Abby/Tony : Abby/Kate : Abby/Ziva :

Crossover OTPS (because yay)

Robert Chase/Lindsay Monroe : Owen Harper/Greg Sanders : James Wilson/Jack Shepherd : Jack Harkness/Mac Taylor : Toshiko Sato/Eric Foreman : Lindsay Monroe/Sawyer : Robert Chase/Ianto Jones : Jack Harkness/Anakin Skywalker : Allison Cameron/Sheldon Hawkes :

I'll think of something else to put in here later...

xxx