xSecond Chancex isn't over, my dear, fantastic readers! I'm on what seems to be an impromptu hiatus, but it will be continuing within the month! I ADORE YOU ALL!

I'm a 18 year-old pan teen. That semi-emo kid with dyed-black hair, and huge blue eyes (or so I'm told). I'm terribly impatient, love yaoi/shounen-ai, a fairly hopeless romantic, and a terminal writer. I sing and act as well as read and write almost obsessively; I mostly write gay romance and supernatural fiction, typically about teenagers.

I don't tolerate homophobia, racism, stereotyping, or general bullshit. In the physical world, I'm way more passive, and I regret my cowardice. I'm sure I'm not the only one. _

It kills me inside that people can be so ignorant, selfish, juvenile, and self-righteous enough to pass laws like Measure 36, and Prop 8. C'mon people -- who do you think you ARE?

I know some German, but am in fact American (my bloodlines, however, are so European, it's not even funny O_o' -- with German and British being the most prevalent). Hence the username. XD

I don't typically write fanfiction, so there probably won't be too many things listed. =_=' But the ILH is for Sierra, to giggle and squee over at her liesure! =3 Love ya, gorgeous! X3 The SP stuff I also owe Sierra for, but am continuing writing for far more than just her. =D TWEEK IS JUST TOO MUCH FUN TO WRITE ABOUT. X3

Current Fandom: South Park (Creek, K2 are the biggest)

IF YOU DO FANART FOR ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

credit to Nari Starfire for the Gay Marriage list. Did you not smirk deviously at it? X3

HOLY FUCKCRACKERS, BATMAN! FANART!

xHe Obeysx

Relax

Hate Me

...Pancreas?

Intervene

Relax (different piece)

Who...?

xSecond Chancex (poster)

Creek At the Bus Stop

Creek On the Bus

xSecond Chancex (poster again)

OH GOD, DIRTY SEWER RATS

My King

Creek FTW (inspired)

Moar Creek: Spring (dedicated)

Oh Valentines'... (for me! =D)

CraigxTweak

xSecond Chancex

some creek

Tweek's Hair (done for me by a friend -- unrelated to xSecond Chancex, but dedicated for me.

Fcuk My Honesty

SP creek (inspired)

Merry Fucking Christmas (she did it for my holiday dA contest)

an awkward hug is a cute hug (inspired?)

IF YOU DO FANART FOR ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! It makes me sooo happy. =DD

These aren't for me, they're just awesome:

Coffee Facts

Semi-Colons: Punctuation from Hell

Jacked from xxX K-Squared Xxx's profile. =D

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.

1. Kenny

2. Craig

3. Tweek

4. Kyle

5. Butters

6. Stan

7. Gregory

8. Damien

9. Christophe

10. Pip

11. Clyde

12. Token

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?

Uh... no. ._. And, I just don't see it. That Crack would be a little too crack-y for me.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Like, can't take your eyes off him sometimes hot. Fuckable hot. Kenny-why-aren't-your-hands-in-his-pants-RIGHT-THIS-SECOND hot.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

...Uke!Damien?! WAT. Also: OH GOD, M-PREG! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Several. Yummy ones and funny ones and epic ones. =D =3

5. Would 2 and six make a good couple?

That conflicted-but-workable sort-of couple thing would happen. It'd be funny rivalry. =o

6.Five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Pip/Butters because it's uke with uke and it would actually last for a while, I bet. Christophe would get annoyed with Butters, and fast. O_O'

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

"Um, Token? I thought we arranged a meeting for this evening? What are you doing with this boring bloke?"

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Gevalia _'

9. Is there such a thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Oo! I wanna find one!=D They're probably out there...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic

Mutually Assured Destruction

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

...WTF, KYLE IS SO NOT SEME. Nor is Kenny not already "deflowered." But... um... this: Ky takes biology very seriously, and Kenny's failing grades are about to skyrocket...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Um... I don't really have a friends list. ;_; Wait, does ANYONE have a friends list on here?? @_@

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Um, if we mean outside of here, yeah, zeromotion. XD

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

That would be odd, I must say. I don't think they would. Cryle, maybe, but not Crytters. O_O'

15. What might Ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"OH, MY GOODNESS! D-DAMIEN, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY SMASHING!"

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight what song would you choose?

Dance With the Devil by Breaking Benjamin

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would the warning be

Warning: TOTALLY DELICIOUS CRACK.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

"I do so love that middle finger of yours..."

19. When was the last time you red a fic about Five?

Uh, going through an alerted author's oneshot collection... _

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Red pubes. ;D (um, ew.)

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Clyde wouldn't be the one shagging, and they'd both hafta be very, very drunk. (Craaaaaaaack.)

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?

Gregory, of course. ._.

23. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Kenny and Gregory are in a happy relationship until Greg runs off with Kyle. Kenny, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clyde and a brief unhappy affair with Token, then follows the wise advise of Butters. and finds true love with Tweek.