Hee hee, I remembered a fic like this today and I noticed there wasn't one for Bleach, so I was like "OMG I'm gonna write one for Bleach" and well, here we are.

Disclaimer- I don't own "All That" or "Bleach" even though I wish I did

Bold is the Broadcaster (you could say it was me, but… XD)

Normal is the Character

Italics is the "Up Next" person speaking

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Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars-

Ichigo Kurosaki… Secretly wants to become a pink haired girl like Yachiru.

Pink –twitch- I hate pink. And I don't want to be a girl. I am perfectly fine being a guy.

Ichigo Kurosaki… Became a shinigami to pay the electric bills.

What??? I don't have to pay the electric bills, my dad does that.

Ichigo Kurosaki… Hates to admit he pays the bills at home.

I just said my dad does that! There's no admitting to something I don't do!

Ichigo Kurosaki… Is in denial.

-twitch twitch- There's nothing to be in denial about!

Ichigo Kurosaki… Loves Momo Hinamori.

WTF! Who the hell is Momo?!

He's still in denial.

I am not!!! About anything!!!

How can I trust a strawberry?

I am not a strawberry!

Your name means strawberry, so that must mean you're a strawberry.

You know nothing you dumb ass!

Whatever… Ichigo Kurosaki… He takes steroids before every battle, so he wins.

WTH! I do not!!!!

How can I believe a cheater?

I am not a cheater!!!

Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater!

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

Ohh scary!!! And now you know, Ichigo Kurosaki –runs off-

WHAT THE HELL???? THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!! AND GET BACK HERE, DAMN IT!!!

Up Next: Toshiro Hitsugaya!!!

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Hee hee, I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Leave a review on your way out!

I would like to give special thanks to Sasukes-girl08 because her fic gave me the idea and inspiration to write something like this! Hee hee!