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![]() Author has written 14 stories for NCIS, Avengers, CSI: New York, Torchwood, CSI, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mentalist, and CSI: Miami. Please check out my FictionPress profile, also under the name of JojotheObsessedFish. AND IN RESPONSE TO THE NEW PROFILE PICTURE, I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT, AND I NEVER, EVER SHUT UP! Story list Love Me - Mentalist - Complete A Poem I Left Behind - Torchwood - Complete Dream or Nightmare – CSI: New York – Complete Letter – Percy Jackson and the Olympians – Complete Titanic – Avengers – Complete Letter 2 – Percy Jackson and the Olympians – Complete Gone – CSI – In Progress Lost and Found – CSI: New York – In Progress Lost – Avengers – In Progress Lost in my Heart – Avengers – In Progress – Okay, Sandie's given up on this one so it's only me. If anyone wants to co-author, just let me know! Crossing Paths – Avengers – In Progress Changing Heart – NCIS – In Progress Stuck in the Past – NCIS – In Progress I’m sorry for any long gaps in updating, I have had many technical issues and plan on resolving them ASAP. And for anything that goes wrong, blame Sandie Brody. I do. Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? Her abusive boyfriend is telling her she looks ugly without it. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. 95% of you won’t. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs. 100 Questions 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my chin where I fainted in a church. Dumb enough for you? 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM? Avengers posters, a massive corkboard and a slightly smaller full-colour periodic table. 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I never, ever shut up. Take a wild guess, why don’t you? 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mainly classical, opera and Latin. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Yes. And no, I will NOT tell you! 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To be able to sleep. I’m an insomniac, unfortunately. 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My school. No really, it’s the middle of the term and I miss my school. 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My tablet and my advanced maths textbook. 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5’ 10”, 5’ 11”. Not quite sure. 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Extraordinarily so. Doesn’t matter who I’m with or anything. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope. The last time that happened I had just watched Torchwood season 1 “Countrycide”, and I was scared of the Welsh cannibals hiding behind the tree in my garden. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? When my volleyball coach kicked my bad leg, which we later found out was internal sprain and bruising of my hip. Actually, more recently, same guy said he didn’t want to see me again for like three weeks. Harsh or what! 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? No idea. No idea about perfume whatsoever. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE FOR THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Dark hair, and kind eyes. Guess my dream man… 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Knowing my luck, in a sewer somewhere under Tokyo or something like that. Not that my wonderful boyfriend would ever do that to me… I suppose, the place I where I would really want to be proposed to is up a mountain in Russia. Just don’t even ask, okay? 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Not really a fan of either, but definitely energy drink over coffee! 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Ham, sweetcorn and extra cheese. 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cheesecake lol! I am obsessed with cheesecake, so ignore me if I ramble about it! 19. PET HATE? People talking in class instead of working. It annoys the heck out of me! 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Nope. Never eaten a goldfish. 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Christmas 2013. A gift from Meerkat Mythologer, showing our friendship group in a series of photos, including herself, myself, Sandie, Hermione Katniss Winchester and three others. 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? As in a celebrity crush? Yes. The guy who played Count Claudio in a 1996 film adaptation of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. I don’t know his name, and if anyone can tell me what it is then I’ll love you forever, but all I know is he looks fantastic! Don’t judge, he’s hot! But in real life, I have a boyfriend, so no. 23. WORST DATE? They’ve all been amazing! 24. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? No idea. Don’t care what brand it is, as long as it is comfortable and preferably black. 25. ANY SIBLINGS? Yep. Little brother. 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Nope. Never ever had a pet. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? FOR GOD’S SAKE, I JUST SAID I DON’T HAVE ANY PETS! 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE IF YOU KNEW THE PERSON WAS LEAVING? Yes. I don’t know why, so don’t even bother asking me. Well, actually I do. If they’re the right person for you, somehow you’ll always find each other again. It just happens, and if they’re the one for you, then nothing will ever stand in your way. I’m a romantic. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Show them, not tell them. I get awfully self-conscious when I talk, soI believe my actions speak louder than my words. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: One, as it is my lucky number and also happens to be THE most argued about number in the current English counting system. MATHS BOFF ALERT! 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Blondes. However, I am biased, being a blonde myself. 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Sandie Brody. My best friend, and not only on FanFiction! 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Sandie. Seriously. She’s my best friend and all, but she can be a right pain up the backside. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? Yep. I have been to England, Wales, Malta, France, Belgium, Germany and the Netherlands. England coz I live there, Netherlands coz half my family’s from there, the others on holiday. AND I’VE NEVER BEEN TO AMERICA! 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? English, Textiles, Art, DT, Geography, PSHEE, Drama, RE, and ICT. And not falling over. I’m all about school, me. 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Simon King. Famous British birdwatcher/all out wildlife enthusiast. Just saying. 37. FIRST JOB? Not old enough yet. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope. 39. FAVOURITE SONG? At the moment, several. They are: “When You Loved Someone” by Agnetha Fältskog, “Manboy” by Eric Saade, “Catch Me” by P!nk, “National Anthem” by Lana Del Ray, “Remember the Name” by Fort Minor, and “Angel with a Shotgun” by the Cab. Call me musically diverse, why don’t you. 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I can’t remember, I don’t think I was conscious. 41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? My Latin homework. For anyone who’s wondering, I happen to love Latin. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT THE MOST? I don’t get complimented very much. Probably my maths skills, or at volleyball when I don’t fall over, which is not very often. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No. And unless my parents are willing to pay £2000-£3000, I ain’t getting them either! 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A copy of the Avengers on DVD, and all of the CSI novels. And not just the Max Allan Collins ones, for all three CSIs. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Not sure. Probably only one or two 46. CELEBRITY CRUSH? The guy who plays Frodo in LOTR. Elijah Wood? 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No, I wish on the tooth fairy. Of course I wish on stars! *However, I also wish on nebula. Just saying.* 48. FAVOURITE SCHOOL SUBJECT/SUBJECTS? Latin, maths, physics, German. Languages and natural sciences, really. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Whatever’s around, really. 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes, very much. It is completely illegible and messy, which is amazing because only myself, Sandie and the Meerkat can always read it! 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? I don’t eat meat at lunch. Unless this question has some double meaning or something… 52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails, and chew pen lids, and constantly sing annoying songs or whistle them or hum them, I write deliberately messier than normal… I could go on for hours here, but I don’t have time, so on to the next question… 53. WHAT CD ARE YOU EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None. However, the one my friends are most embarrassed to know that I have is Berdien Stenberg’s “All Seasons”. Dutch flautist. 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No. Not ever. Not even if I was the only person left to be friends with myself. 55. FAVOURITE YOUTUBER? Danisnotonfire. Amazing! 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No, just make sure you NEVER wear a black bra under your white school blouse. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Punching things, shouting, screaming, playing my flute, or dancing. Please, just leave the subject, yeah? 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Public library. It is THE most incredible place in the universe, and in any other universes there may be. The staff are really nice, the books are fantastic… you get the idea. I love the place! 59. LEAST FAVOURITE BUILDING? Local church. That’s where I passed out and got that scar I talked about in question one. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? My calculator. Honest to God. 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Hold on while I count… 36. God, I have so many! 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes. I was. Got a problem with that, ya’ll? 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Obviously. I mean who doesn’t? But 99% of the time, if you are sarcastic towards me, I will ignore the sarcasm and answer as if you actually meant what you said. 64. WHAT’S YOUR BEST FRIEND’S FANFICTION NAME? Loverofallthingsmusic. But my other real close friends are Meerkat Mythologer, Hermione Katniss Winchester, Fanwrite, Gottaloveastory, Chocolatesundae123 and Sandie Brody. 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Kind, self-respecting, honest, gentle, respectful, reliable. And someone who cares but is not over-protective. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? The obvious ones, like Jojo, the Fish, Obsessed etc. And then some others like Nutjob, Mental Health Issue and my favourite, Asylum Inmate. I am also renowned for injuring myself. 67. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND/SINGER? At the moment, Kinderen vor Kinderen. But it kinda flits between that, ABBA, Queen, Eric Saade, Gloria Estefan and Vivaldi. 68. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? NCIS (both), CSI (all three), the Mentalist, Agents of SHIELD, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Mythbusters and Police Interceptors. 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? No idea what that is. I’m a Brit, remember? 70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? I don’t have one. I just hate any mint and any coffee flavours. 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes, if being burnt counts. Six burnt fingers, due to a fatal combination of food tech practical and Chemistry practical. 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Thursday. Team volleyball training. 73. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE BOOK? My favourite book at the moment is Holly Smale’s “Geek Girl - Model Misfit”. Don’t even bother asking me why. 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? No idea. Seriously, who looks at the speedometer when you’re in a bus on a German autobahn, with no speed limit! 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yeah, why the hell not? 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing. Well, it is 2:30 am. 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water. From a coke bottle. 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Hermione Katniss Winchester, about three months ago. I’m a texter, not a caller. 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Eyes. Kind, sad, vulnerable etc. That’s the first thing I look at in a person. 80. FAVOURITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG? “When You Loved Someone”, by Agnetha Fältskog. I love it, and it really makes me think about what it is like to lose someone you really care about. 81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE? Probably Sandie. I know, we hate each other, but also love each other in a strictly friendship way. 82. FAVOURITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June. SUMMER EXAM WEEK! 83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? No idea. I don’t know what they are! :/ 84. FUNNIEST MEMORY? Like, 6 hours ago, when me and my bro made a video of us singing Tom Lehrer’s “The Elements”. 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Blonde. 86. EYE COLOUR? Grey. Annabeth look-alike! 87. CHEESIEST CHAT-UP LINE? Shamelessly taken from , here are my 2-“I kiss you on the neck because I want to feel you quiver” Hawkeye/Clint Barton, and “Is that an SVN-98 12.7 x 108mm Caliber bolt action sniper or are you just happy to see me?” Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff. 88. LAMEST JOKE? Have I told you the joke about the blunt pencil? No, didn’t think so, there’s no point. *Cue tumbleweed blowing through the room* *sighs* I know it’s awful, it’s one of my dad’s. 89. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? American Burger. 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Never tried it, actually. 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? CSI New York! I love it so much! But I hate season’s 7 onwards. Why? Because there’s no Stella, obvs! 92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? First day back after summer holidays. That’s right ya’ll, I love school! 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Yes. Flute, recorder, keyboard, piano, limited talent on ukulele and limited talent on glockenspiel. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? No idea. Ask me later. 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs, all the way! 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? Relationships. I’m a boring person, me. 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Copy of Mentalist season 2, NCIS season 3 and a book called “Ultimate CSI: Crime Scene Investigation”. 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Not old enough to drive yet. ;_; However, old enough to ride a bike though. Anyone else confused as to why? 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Daphne Du Maurier’s “Rebecca”. 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE. In a steady relationship, thank you VERY much! I know, boring. To you maybe, but for me it is fantastic, one of the best things that has ever happened to me! OC Form: Make your OC as unique as you can. Name: Alexia Hannah Flynn, Clint Ryan Lucas Nickname: Lana, Loser Age: 14, 15 Gender: Female, male Godly Parent: Poseidon, Athena Birth place: Saint Petersburg, Russia, Las Vegas, USA Date of Birth: 16/09/2000, 29/07/1999 Appearance: Flame-red hair, green eyes, 6 foot, slim, blonde hair, grey eyes, 6 foot 3, well built Camp clothes: Black tank top, jeans, trainers, camp t-shirt, jeans, trainers Mortal clothes: Black turtleneck, black jeans, black boots, band t-shirt, combat trousers, trainers Formal clothes: Black prom dress, strappy heels, black tux, white shirt, black bow tie Night clothes: Anything black, oversized band tee Personality: (Be DESCRIPTIVE! I want full sentences not simple words) Lana is very withdrawn. She has no self-confidence, but is a logical thinker and does what she believes to be right. She is a loner, and only trusts people who earn that trust. Clint is a very open, honest guy. A quick thinker, he is always ready to help people out. He is very friendly, but has a few very close friends. Likes: Water, maths, Latin, Clint, numbers, reading, logical thinking, Lana Dislikes: Titans, anyone who hurts his friends Hobbies: Reading, archery, shooting, hand-to-hand combat, reading, mental agility puzzles, writing, drawing Quirks: Calls everyone 'dude', 'doodle' or 'babe', fiddles with hair when talking to someone with authority Fears: Heights, spiders, claustrophobic Fatal flaw: No self-confidence, too trusting Strength: Logical thinker, honest Weakness: Loyal to a fault, but a loner, with no true friends, relies on one person too much Powers: Power over water, slightly telepathic History: Her parents had a fling, she was born. Her mother died when she was one, and she was in state care until she was 3 and she was taken by the Titan Atlas. She was then brought up by him, and hated the Greek Gods until meeting Annabeth and escaping to Camp Half-Blood at thirteen. Again, his parents had a fling, he was born as a brain child. Adopted at 4 because of his step-mother's neglect of him, ran away at 10, and found Camp Half-Blood at 13 because of Thalia and the Hunters. Friends: None, anyone he can trust Best Friend: None, Lana Enemies: Everyone she cannot trust, anyone who hurts his friends Would you like a love interest or not or (if a girl) Huntress: Yes, Clint, yes, Lana Good or Evil: Evil to begin with but good at the end, good all the way If evil, why?: She was brought up under the influence of Titans, so she hates the Gods, N/A Are you okay with your OC dying?: If it's to save someone she loves, yes, if it's to save someone he loves No matter what you say, how would you like your OC to die?: Killed by a Titan, saving Lana Can they be emotionally hurt: Yes, yes Can they be physically hurt: Yes, yes Can they be kidnapped: Yesyes Anything else? Do whatever, she's just too awesome for you to handle! He hates pink. |
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