What's a girl to do when somewhere out there, there's a boy and every scar he gets appears on her body? When he's being abused? Hermione Granger, for one, is determined to find him and save him. Fourth Year. There's a big event at Hogwarts this year. The DOM is interested in the bonded. Darkness looms, old enemies return to haunt them and new foes make life more difficult.

-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, violence, sexual content. *This story is in the process of an edit for more canon compliance & (hopefully) better writing. 12/32 chapters edited.* Sequel now up.

A defender of travelers and minor healer renders assistance to a pair of dwarves crossing the River Lune into the Shire. All in a day's work for her, but neither she nor they realize it is the start of an incredible journey that will lead her to what she has always sought. Eventual Kili/OC, but it'll take a while to get there.

The younglings were drinking; insults were thrown and naturally a contest stems from it. Kili's arrow finds it mark but when he goes to retrieve it he stumbles upon the last thing he'd ever expected.

The heirs of Durin return from a four month journey and there is only one who Fili wishes to see after so long apart. Part 1 of "The Company One-Shot Chronicles".

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

The hobbit thought, perhaps, that observing their sleeping habits might give him an insight into the kind of people they were. As a matter of fact, he was right. (Or: Bilbo cannot sleep and watches the Company instead)

After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?

When the giant spiders that he is trying to befriend waylay some travellers a young Hagrid has to act.

Balin thought of Bilbo like a daughter. She was young, close in age to Kili. So that was that. Now if only his heart would stop fluttering whenever she looked at him… Movieverse, AU. No slash. Female!Bilbo.

Inspired by and based off of the extended edition of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. What was Lindir thinking as the dwarves had a rowdy food-fight? And would the elves truly have calmly looked on? (This is my first story, so please review and help me to improve my writing! Thanks for reading. (: )

-Bilbo is very popular amongst the people of Erebor - after all, he did save their city from a certain dragon. But this has gone too far. The very cheek of it...- IN which Thorin is jealous of anyone and everyone and Bilbo doesn't even realise.

Death itself would be a mercy in face of what he now knew. He was broken and there was no fixing it, no coming back. One shot. Am not responsible for any breakdowns while reading the story.

Years later, Freddie finds a picture of the attic of two boys. Curiously enough, one has the same name as him.

Talaitha is a traveling healer who's perfectly content with her solitary lifestyle, until a certain scheming wizard convinces her to join Thorin's Company as their healer. Faced with more terror, pain, and joy than she imagined possible, Talaitha must decide if Thorin and his kin are worth relinquishing her previous lifestyle. Thorin/OFC. Rated M for later. *REWRITES IN PROGRESS*

Sequel to As It Began; Harry begins his second year of Hogwarts with Snape as his guardian. When strange things begin to happen to Hogwarts students, some his closest friends, Harry must find a way to stop it before the damage becomes irreversible.

Kíli flirts with Tauriel who is extremely done with the whole thing. Suddenly she finds herself in position of desiring him for one night. Well, what is there for an Elf maid to do? (Smut)

They were focused on him, their whiskers ruffling in the breeze; when the ginger kitten yawned Bilbo felt something tug at his heart strings. 'Alright,' he sighed wearily. 'I'll take them.' When they began a scuffle in the basket, Bilbo was forcibly reminded of those two young dwarf princes and their incessant squabbling. He smiled fondly. 'Hello, Fili and Kili,' he breathed.

When Snape is sent to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter on his 11th birthday, will he still be able to hate Harry after meeting the Dursleys? Harry is a first year at Hogwarts. HP & SS

On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past. [DISCONTINUED]

Fili and Kili console a girl widowed too young.

James Potter's secret, Sirius Black's letter and a meeting with a Slytherin lady will change Harry's life forever. How will his friends and foes react when friendship and love blossom between the golden boy and the ice queen? parings HP/DG, HG/NL. Happens after the PoA. Sequel is up (HP and the Congregation of the Asp) Warning: Ron/Molly/Dumbledore bashing

[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bella collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.

.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.

"I've been thinking. You can't obvious see your reflection in the mirror so you can't use it to shave. So how do you do it? You simply don't care about cutting yourself?" "Are we having a Vampire 101 class?"

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Lily, a girl left alone with only a letter to guide her, is taken to a world different from her own. Somehow she feels that she belongs there. She is given a chance at a new life with a great adventure right around the corner. Kili/OC.

The Company enjoys a carefree evening in Rivendell before facing the dangers that await them on the rest of their journey. There is music, beard-grooming, lettuce-roasting and chronicle-writing. Will even Thorin Oakenshield be able to relax and enjoy himself for a while? Written in response to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme.

Young Kili accidentally influences Dwarf politics in the way only a sleepy toddler can. Updated: Fili learns what it means to be a big brother. Fluff, movie-verse, more chapters coming

Bofur's awesome hat - an origins story involving the mischief of young Fili and Kili. Oneshot.

Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.

Post-movie. Bilbo Baggins goes for a night walk, gains a rather unusual pet and brings new meaning to the words 'it followed me home, can I keep it'. Done for a kink-meme prompt.

Or at least the beginning of one... Life is looking up for Ori, what with Nori turning up again and business going well. But then Kili and Fili play a joke on him and...well...what's a dwarf to do but find some way to retaliate?

Ever since he was a young lad, Kili had been known to talk in his sleep.

After the BoFA Bilbo receives only mistrust and decides to leave Erebor. However, he does not know yet that he will be forced to return rather soon.

Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.

Bofur is waylaid on his way to the pub by his adoring nieces and nephews and persuaded to join his brother's rowdy, jolly family for dinner. Bombur has more children than most people have dinner plates, and each one loves their Uncle Bofur something fierce. A pre-The Hobbit ficlet featuring Bofur, Bombur and Bifur's family.

Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter

Written for Kink Meme request: The group gets de-aged, only one or two of them don't get infected and have to take care of all of the others. This is going to be mostly light-hearted fun but to be safe, I'm rating it T for some future events. Also, this is gen, probably more movie!verse than book!verse but it should remain fairly neutral.

Although Gandalf himself thought he had found a perfect burglar, he is approached by many strange women who seem to disagree. A light hearted Mary-Sue Parody. ;)

Haytham tries to strike a casual conversation with his son

"Allow me to put things into perspective," Fili offered, rolling onto his stomach and peering at his brother's profile. "Though you don't remember it… it's not the first time you've been mistaken for… something else." Sequel to A Manly Problem, but can also be read alone.

Short humorous one-shot set at the beginning of the quest. One night, Bilbo is bored and irritable, so when two inquisitive Dwarves come and ask him what card game he's playing, he cannot resist having a little fun at their expense. Please R&R!

In which Fili and Kili act like children, assert their independence, talk about serious things and just will NOT go to sleep. From tomorrow morning, whether they like it or not, Thorin is going to be their King and not their Uncle, but does Thorin have other ideas? Bit fluffy. Okay, more than a bit fluffy. COMPLETE

Fili recalls some of the highlights of growing up with Kili which involve imagined Goblins, stolen property, pretty girls, lack of facial hair, drunkards, and stupid ponies. Spans from early childhood to the early parts of the Unexpected Journey. Mostly movie verse with splashes of the book.

It has been said that hobbits have a passion for mushrooms, surpassing even the greediest likings of Big People. While in Rivendell, Bilbo manages to persuade Fili and Kili to try some. But what he doesn't know is that these, being Elven mushrooms, have somewhat *ahem* magical properties! Movieverse

This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.

Kili prowled around the base of the pine, his eyes scanning its lowest branches like a cat hunting out the best place to land. Fili sprinted into a jog as soon as he recognized his little brother's behavior. He knew from experience that once Kili was in a tree, there was no getting him out of it until he was ready.

The turning of the year is the time for old stories and new promises, the education of the young and the remembrances of the old. Thorin attempts to teach some family history to his young sister-sons, Dís laments her kin's poor choice of gifts, and Fíli and Kíli seize their birth-right (and their new wooden swords), causing a small riot in the process.

What was Thorin supposed to do when Bilbo just whipped out that candy cane and began sucking on it halfway through the movie? College AU.

Through various events concerning his stray mess of outgrowing curls Bilbo finds he is much wiser – and much more included – in the culture of the dwarves.

Fíli and Kíli give their Uncle Thorin quite the fright. One-Shot.

For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.

AU. "I began praying to anybody out there –God, Satan, the God of Bartenders– to not let him kill me." Desmond meets the ancestors. [Desmond][Altaïr][Ezio][Connor]

Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is also complete!

Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.

Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.

"It has been eight years, Isabelle," he whispered, his voice soft. "He's not the man who you married. I know that you love him. I know that you still care for him regardless of what you want to feel. But, you need to know that he's no good for you. He can't give you what you want in the future." Crane/OC. NEW FINAL CHAPTER!

Harry sends a letter to Dudley saying that he is accepted to come to Hogwarts. Will Hermione approve of this prank? COMPLETE.

Clove is not someone who gets jealous, so she's not quite sure what she's dealing with when her stomach churns at the sight of Cato and Glimmer together. Cato/Clove, Marvel/Glimmer; slight Cato/Glimmer

"It's not a face that anyone could love, and he is glad to hide it away." Some things are not meant for saying.

Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.

He was a '...hardened hooligan who attended St. Brutus's Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys.' He guessed the Dursley's never noticed the 'Incurably Criminal' in the school name.

Fred Weasley comes back as a ghost. Fred Weasley II can see him. George is confused, and then gets a huge surprise when all is revealed. ONESHOT drabble

Arthur Weasley gets his hands on Harry's iPhone. Ridiculousness ensues in the form of singing, angry McDonald's employees, and Fruit Ninja attacks. Set in 2012, five years before the Epilogue.

Harry, Ron, and Draco and the day they all have something in common. A moment between fathers outside the nursery of St. Mungo's.

Hermione Malfoy almost dropped her cup of tea when she heard her daughter's cry, from the upper landing of their home. She carefully placed the cup on the table and a second later, ran up to see what had happened. "Rosie", she said worriedly, entering her eleven year old's bedroom. "Is everything alright?" Dramione one-shot.

TDKR SPOILERS! It's a long, cold, boring five months, but Talia has a toy: a broken Crane. Dark, one-shot, gen, set during TDKR.

TDKR spoilers: Gotham City was still standing and it's people still staying there despite their reoccurring tragedies. Very few of the city's major players remained though. Batman gone, Joker gone, Ra's and Talia al Ghul dead, and Bane dead, but two still remained. Jonathan Crane and Commissioner Gordon talk things over in the aftermath of Bane's rule, two of Gotham's few survivors

Gotham City is full of *crazies*. Even the therapists. In this story one doctor will look to help unlock a girl's inner insanity. Rated M for adult themes and language. Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow/OC Please review!

WARNING! Do not read this fic. EVER! Gratuitous juvenile crude humour inside. Also bad language, and other sundry naughtiness. Your better off reading something else. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! So don't blame me if you hate it. Further warnings inside. 08/07/2012- The horror is finished. COMPLETE!

Snape killed Dumbledore. Every Hogwarts student knew it as they stared at their new headmaster. All it takes is a couple of words to spark rebellion. All it takes is one Seamus Finnegean. "Don't feed us lies, murderer!"

Oh, Dumbledore...

One-Shot. AU. The buzzing needle was poised above her skin, a firm hand on her shoulder to keep her still, as he said "This is going to hurt, I won't lie to ya love." Hermione/Scabior. Might turn into a series of one-shots.

When D.G. Cohen moved from Gotham to Georgia, she expected her senior year to be boring. She never expected to be in a battle with the popular crowd and find her only solace in a quiet boy obsessed with fear. Part one of a series. Crane/OC. Now complete.

Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.

Wren's just been arrested. Wanna guess who her cell mate is? One-shot, rated for swearing. **EDITED**

'What's his name' 'Doctor Jonathan Crane.' A new hospital, a new doctor, and a new danger. Rebecca Wells has been thrown right into the deep end of the Narrows, and luck has chanced her with a very unique doctor. Arkham's dark secret is out. Batman c DC

Eleven. It haunted his dreams and taunted his waking hours. She beat him. She beat every Career. And so she was destined to win. And he was destined to die. He just didn't know it.

I hate blondes. All of them must die. Especially giggly, ditzy blondes who like to run their hands over their equally dim-witted fair-haired hormone-fueled counterparts. Clove's POV of the Tracker Jacker incident in the movie. One shot.

Opening her eyes, Hermione became acutely aware that she was not in her bed, or even in Gryffindor tower. Panic quickly set in when she cataloged all of the places she could be and none of them matched the pretty princess room she was in. Hermione Granger has woken up in 1944 and must learn to exist with her "family" and their friends...

Harry and Hermione are sick of Ginny and Ron shoving their relationships in their faces. So, when Hermione gets the idea for them to pretend to date, Harry agrees. Because, it's only pretend, right? H/Hr. HBP.

*COMPLETE* Without the scar, without the hair, without the name...Harrison Evans is just another Gryffindor trying to make it through First Year. *NEW* Chapter 17 - The Epilogue.

"No!" he said, before leaning into her and laying his forehead against hers. "I was wondering if you wanted to go take a bath." Rose/Scorpius, rated M for a reason. Oneshot.

Ron and Hermione are normal teens. Just a light, fluffy lemon that is written for those who love romance. Rated M, slightly OCC.

The 1st November was a beautiful day: You-Know-Who was dead and everything was right with the world. Francis, however, was gone and Horace Slughorn could only think of one reason why.

There was a monster in the wardrobe in Fred and George Weasley's room. They knew because Charlie told them so. Fluffy little Weasley story, inspired by a random HP story title generator.

Hermione and Harry share an intimate moment in the tent. Afterwards, Harry pushes her away. But with the war behind them, Harry is not willing to let Hermione slip through his fingers again. The question is: Can he win her back?

For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.

Hermione needs a little help after their encounter at Malfoy Manor and Ron's eager to lend a hand

Tom Riddle/OC. An ordinary witch stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she return completely unchanged?

What would have happened if Ron hadn't interupted Harry and Hermione's talk after he is seen kissing Lavendar? HP/HG. Disclaimer: Not mine. Comments: pretty please?

Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!

It became a tradition in the Malfoy family to throw themed birthday parties for Scorpius. "Can I be a superhero for my birthday?" EWE!

Oliver wants to be a Chaser but he finds out on his very first day, that he doesn't have the talent for it. A little meeting with Charlie Weasley helps him see that he doesn't have to be a Chaser to prove he's good at Quidditch.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Hermione and Harry have always been good friends, but Harry decides to try and take it a step further with some magical fun. Erotic one-shot HarryxHermione piece. Contains sexual content,sub-non-con and a tiny BDSM theme. Do not read if you are offended.

How can a bowl of cold soup change the world? Ginny's going to find out. Rated for language, character death, self-harm, and other possible squicks. Semi DH compliant. TomxGinny

The Trickster has stuck Dean and Sam in TV land, and HBO is currently showing Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Suddenly, the boys find themselves in the film and surprisingly Dean knows a lot about one Harry Potter.

Similar heartbreaks have Hermione seek Cedric at the Yule Ball and, after a string of uncertainties, ultimately bring them together. But with Voldermort's return can it truly last? A "what if Cedric lived and fell for Hermione" story.

Warning: This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't read up to Chapter 32 of Tied for Last. Just so you know.

Sky High has implemented a new partnership education system but when Mindy is paired with Lash, not only does she have to deal with her useless power but the bully as well.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Four roses. One every year after the red eye. What could possibly be the outcome when a killer seeks out his prey in a different way?

You've had a taste now, lover. And its bitterness was to your liking.

The Head Girl makes a mistake. Now the Head Boy is in the Hospital Wing with no recollection of who he is or who she is- but he certainly doesn't care enough to keep his perverse thoughts to himself. One-Shot. Rated M for naughty language and sex talks.

Hugo likes to cuddle with his grandma and grandpa, even if it is in the middle of the night

Jonathan Crane and the Joker have just broke out of Arkham Asylum and Jonathan is getting quite fed up with the Jokers antics.

Jimmy comes across a Wooper while walking down Route 34 and decides to catch it. However, he chose the wrong Wooper to mess with. One-shot. From J.Whitnee's Pokemon ABCs.

The Monday after her tell-all webcast goes live, things don't go back to normal for Olive Penderghast. In fact, they get a little worse. Olive/Todd.

George learns a lot of things after the war. Mostly from Luna. Luna/George.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.

What is poor Cedric to do when his girlfriend, Hermione, announces that her hand is covered in pineapple juice? Well, help her, of course! WARNING: smut

Hattie has to testify at Lockhart's trial that may send him to Azkaban, and Neville is determined that Sirius Black escaped to get him at Hogwarts, considering his parents are the ones who put Sirius there. Also, Quirrell is back on the loose!

Crane finds himself in the company of a nosy and persistent child and he's not exactly happy about it.

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

Sometimes there's a reason to fear the night. Ginny/Tom

She came to him as a vision from the past, but instead of letting her torment him for the things that were, he will torment her, punish her, break her, and scare her. But soon, he realizes his plan has a flaw. Is it possible to scare Crane?

When Dobby gets pissed off, it's not a pretty sight... really random. Please review!

A chance meeting at a NYC coffee shop leads to old friends reconnecting. Jack hasn't seen Kathy in years. Back when they were teens, she had a huge crush on him, but he was a tough kid and she was nerdy and shy. Would things be different this time around?

Sent to his exiled Squib Aunt's home whenever his tyrannical father is displeased, Marcus meets a spunky Muggle girl that sends his world spinning. An AU where one of them does NOT have magic yet still catches the eye of the other.

Hermione gets a much bigger gift than she could have ever imagined for Christmas.

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Kate and Garrett meet, only once for a night of pleasure, before we see them in Breaking Dawn. This is my one-shot for the Love for the Unloved contest.

The Ducks are teaching a class on Mary Sue. Come, watch, learn. WARNING: there will be much Mary Sue mocking and bashing ahead. It will be loud, messy, and quite possibly violent, but it will be fun. Read and review - if you can handle it.

Everyone is surprised when Harry and Draco come in to the Great Hall with their hair colors switched. Everyone is even more surprised when it turns out that Draco and Harry have quite their own little surprise for them. Funny fic, you won't regret it!

“Oh, I get it, ha ha, a sparkling Vampire.” Mitchell muttered. “Very mature.” An obsession with twilight and a Christmas accident sends Annie into a fit of laughter. short cute one-shot

Harry and Hedwig play a game.

“The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.”

The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?

Jareth's son wonders why his daddy keeps calling him his hair.

An elusive hacker begins a game of deceit that threatens to plunge Gotham into chaos again. To play his game he chooses Connie Tate, Head of Research at Wayne Ent. And in his game he attracts the attention of Gotham's masked hero, fallen from grace.

Robert Toulon's daughter is the most important thing to him. When someone hurts her he decides to use his family "inheritance" to fix the problem. One-Shot Based on Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys

Maybe the night of the Yule Ball wasn't ruined after all... Hermione/Viktor oneshot.

Missing Moment Victor Krum asks Hermione to the Yule Ball from Her pov. She knows she has feelings for Ron but is flattered by Victor's attention.

B.B. asks Bill about her mother...

Joker thinks Scarecrow fails at life.

Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.

Gordon messes around with the Joker. Harry Potter crossover ... sorta. A twoshot?

SEQUEL NOW UP! Stef/Mouth. Mouth tries to convince Stef that he's called "Mouth" for a different reason than what she thinks, and she has a hard time believing him.

Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY

For years Hermione has hidden a rock beneath the bathroom sink. Now that her children have discovered her secret she is forced to reveal the story of the rock. Winner of the Twin Exchange November 2008 Challenge. ViktorHermione.

..Marcus/Hermione.. Hermione wants to be swept off her feet. She wants her own true love story. She just never expected to have one with Marcus Flint, of all people.

Just as it sounds. Draco spends some quality time with five-year old Scorpius with a tiny bit of Astoria thrown in. Post DH one-shot. Kind of fluffy I suppose. Part of my “father-son” series of stories.

Growing pains: emotional difficulties experienced during adolescence. Otherwise known as Hell. REPOST COMPLETE.

The dreaded Mary Sue pollutes the Harry Potter fandom, and who else but Ron Weasley, with the help of Harry, Hermione and Ginny, will all teach you how to make a Mary Sue into a plesant original character. Expect weirdness and a lot of chaos. AU [Slowly undergoing edits]

Celes decides to move her and her daughter to the city trying to attempt a new life. What happens when she meets someone that could be just as dangerous as the life she's trying to leave behind?

Minutemen. Zeke Thompson meets his match. Moody, sharp-tongued Kyoko ends up at Summerton High after a family move. When these two loners collide, there's no telling what will happen.

Draco tells a bedtime story to young Scorpius. *Father-son story* One-shot.

AU. When Hermione is the person at the bottom of the lake for Cedric to rescue during the second task, everyone is surprised. None more than Cedric and Hermione themselves. How can they mean something to each other when they don't even know each other?

COMPLETE. Harry Potter Xover. Cole joins the staff of Hogwarts. Set in HP5 OotP and immediately after Centennial Charmed. Rumours have Cole looking for his lost son. Will he find him and himself along the way? Cole/Phoebe pairing in later chapters.

Seventeen year old Squid makes a transition from juvenile delinquent into murderer, and only the sister of the victim can give him the chance of redemption.

A new shower curtain allows Ned and Chuck to touch--almost.

An instructional pamphlet recovered from the bus to CGL, which provides inside information for the Mary-Sue who is about to find herself at Camp Greenlake. Similar to "The Tough Guide to Fantasyland" if that helps.

A true manipulator will control the universe, but who will achieve the wanted mastership? Hermione suddenly finds herself opposing Tom Riddle in a quest for knowledge banned by the founders of Hogwarts. Can she stop the heir before he becomes invincible?

Kaden's luck has always been bad, but after being accidentally put in CGL, her luck's changing for the worst. Recurring dreams of Myra Menke and a knack for causing trouble seems to be the highlight of Kaden's stay. What's a girl to do?

Hmm, who knew water could be so...hot. Oneshot, rated M, but we all know how effective that warning is Enjoy.

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Oneshot about what Ryan Kuhn, aka The Jackal thinks of all the other spirits. Premovie. Rated for mentions of things in the spirits' life stories little kiddies shouldn't know about. R&R if you wish

Think of all the dirty, naughty, fun things you could do with brownie batter. Now add Harry and Hermione.

Jack and Bobby are on Mission: Impossible. The target? Get in and out of Ralphs with a Christmas turkey. Not as easy as it seems.

Sometimes they’d mess around. Just sometimes. AU TRHG ONESHOT

Paul wins a turn at being leader of the Lost Boys. Hilarity ensues, at David's expense.

Sequel to Red Eye. One year after the event, Lisa is a lot better, but far from completely well. And of course, things start to turn ...

After a mind swap, Warren, Layla and Lash learn more about each other and themselves than they could have imagined. Eventual pairings hint: one contains slash …

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

The whole movie as it should be. A full length spoof that will get you laughing.

Angelina,Katie,Alicia,Hermione,and Ginny find love with people who they would least expect.Just to let you know this story also involves, Adrian Pucey, Marcus Flint, Terrence Higgs,Draco Malfoy, and Blaise Zabini.

Abandon thought, and let the dream descend... Ginny has some strange dreams, as a phantom from her past calls her back.

Lindsey gets involved in trouble, and can't get out. She's sentenced to 18 mo of camp greenlake of course. With a lot on her mind, she finds it hard to adjust to camp.

Ron and Hermione share a magical experience. Oneshot. Rated R for strong sexual content.

He's sick of always coming second to someone else. She want's to annoy the pants of someone. Togethor they see the perfect oppurtunity in each other.

She may have hated him, but that didn't mean that some small part of her didn't want him. Rated for sexual content. One shot.

All that tension between Jackson and Lisa had to turn into something. Rated for sexual content. One shot.

Cynthia is in charge of the Lux Atlantic while Lisa Reisert is away. During her tenure, certain events happen which lead to several phone calls. And a very confused Cynthia.

Jenn Greentree accompanies her father to his office at Wayne Tower shortly after the events in my first story Lapses I would defiantly read it first because I’m pretty sure you’ll have no idea what’s going on otherwise. Complete!

Ginny is kidnapped by the Dark, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione must race against time before Lord Voldemort gets what he wants.Rated M. EPILOGUE ADDED. COMPLETE.

A story about a girl named Mary Sue, a ghost named The Jackal, and the beautiful love that they shared. Next week on Jerry Springer: Men without pulses, and the women who love them!

There have been an abundance of Mary Sues coming into Sky High as of late. To Warren's way of thinking, the only logical solution is to blow them all up. Makes perfect sense! I mean no offense to anyone except those who write Mary Sues.

I was asked to go to Camp Green Lake to observe the boys from a normal citizen's point of view. 'Write a report on each boy from one tent,' they requested of me. So I did. And in all my life, I have never met such PSYCHOS.

Over a year after the events of Red Eye, Jackson comes back to steal Lisa, only to find her life has changed more than he could imagine. Oneshot, LJ.

HGTRLV CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HBP! It is up to Hermione to destroy Slytherin's locket and rid the world of another one of Voldemort's horcruxes, but can she truly do what it takes? COMPLETE

The scene in the airplane bathroom goes a little differently. One shot, for those of you who thought there would be a little more LisaJackson romance.

The other Slytherin Quidditch players dare Marcus to kiss Katie Bell. Fluffy ficlet.

Post Batman Begins: Bruce’s life grows even more complicated when Wayne Manor receives a new inhabitant…Dick Grayson. The boy hides behind a wall of silence, scarred by his tragic past. But Batman is going to teach this crippled bird how to fly. Moved fro

Fred and George discover the delights of Muggle advertising. Very slight GWKB

Bilbo takes heart after making a new friend on his first visit to Rivendell.

Finished! Roxie has never fit in. That is until she goes to stay with her aunt in Tulsa. There she meets a group of people who accept her for who she is and help her find out what fitting in really means.

Oliver Wood is positively shocked when a horrid bit of bright pink clothing ends up in his Quidditch quarters. He is even more horrified to find that it belongs to one of his Chasers. What's a Captain to do?

Complete! The epilogue is here! What would you do if you had a stalker? Angelina is about to find out what it means to have such an obsessed fan. And as though this wouldn’t be enough is the man who shall protect her nobody else but Marcus Flint!

The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins

Jim teaches Hannah a little something

...you know, the awesome Gingerbreadman in Shrek? This is his story!

Courage and the couple go to an amusement park run by the infamous Katz. I think it sounds like an episode, but that's up to you to decide. r&r. [Warning! Extremely OLD work!]