Lady of the Lost and Found
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Joined 02-09-04, id: 536587, Profile Updated: 02-20-18
Author has written 18 stories for Lost Boys, Sky High, Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Daybreakers, Hobbit, Princess Bride, and Elder Scroll series.

"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires..."

~ Grandpa Emerson from The Lost Boys

Greeting Sportsfans!

How the heck is everybody? Long time no speak! I hope these words find you well and good on your side of the netscape. Can you believe that it has been thirteen years since "People Are Strange" went live? Cha! To this day I still get messages from readers, old and new alike, commenting on the story and it continues to amaze me each and every day that people want to read it. Same goes for "Little Fighter". To all of you I say thank you to the power of ten. You inspire me to keep it together and keep pushing forward on the good days and the not so good ones. Major kudos and thanks to all of you. You folks are the best.

2017 was a big year for the Lost Boys fandom as the cult classic turn the big 3.0. Quite the milestone achievement for a film who's main antagonist sports a bleached mullet that only Billy Idol could love. There's so much love for this film that last year I decided to dust off the original drafts of my main fics and give them the old college try. New and improved (and grammatically edited I AM SO SORRY!!!!) each chapter is coming straight off the presses a little better than it was before. Heck, some chapters have been scrapped completely and others are brand spanking new with never before seen/read narratives and dialogue. Think of it as the director's cut with plenty of behind the scenes read-age.

Hey, I've had over a decade to sit on my dragon horde of notes. It's only fair I share some of them so I hope you enjoy every new discovery and "ah ha!" moment. If you have any questions or want to inquire about something that's been tickling your brain matter don't hesitate to send me a message. I am happy to answer!

Also, since my brain is all about the sound waves and zeitgeist of the 80's all of the story soundtracks are now available for you to enjoy on 8Tracks. I have included the links at the bottom of this bio so go nuts!

Seriously Rad Theme Song Linkage

People Are Strange (Lost Boys Anniversary Edition) Character Theme Songs: 8tracks (dot) com/paranorm/all-the-damn-vampires People Are Strange (Lost Boys Anniversary Edition) Story Playlist: 8tracks (dot) com/paranorm/in-this-town-people-are-strange Little Fighter Special Anniversary Edition Story Playlist: 8tracks (dot) com/paranorm/death-by-chevelle-ss-stereo

Disclaimer: In regards to "People are Strange", "Little Fighter" and "The Rose Sword" I do not own or hold any claim to the original characters from The Lost Boys or The Princess Bride. The characters of Fay Prima, Figaro and an assortment of cats and secondary characters are the works of my slightly deranged mind and I would appreciate it if they remained that way. The same goes for and the rest of my fan fics.

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The Breaking Point by Miss Melpomene reviews
She would never be able to get away. She knew that now. She could run as far and fast as she liked, but she wouldn't ever be able to reclaim what she knew she'd lost. Her life ended the minute she set foot in Santa Carla. Part 1 of the West Coast Vampires Saga.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,965 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 1/22/2009 - David, Marko, Paul, OC - Complete
Fraud by emmish reviews
Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Destination Unknown by LostInSantaCarla3 reviews
Serenity Wood has discovered she's not ordinary. She can do things even science has yet to explain. The question she asks is why? A brief stop in Santa Carla for a quick break lands her deep in trouble when she is suddenly hunted by vampires.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,035 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Marko - Complete
Going Home by Santa Carla Sunset reviews
Madeline's been a foster child since she was seven and has wanted nothing more than to go home. It won't be long before she finds out where home actually is.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Jareth
To Gain A Son by rimera reviews
When Jeanette died, Lacroix said he had lost a daughter, but gained a son. What if Jeanette's death had been enough to make Nick realize his quest to become mortal had been wrong? AU, no pairings, Nick finally returns to his Master. Not slash. This story is on hiatus, pending the completion of another one.
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
And Then There Were Two by Santa Carla Sunset reviews
Sequel to Hunted--A runaway gypsy and Little Boy Lost merge into Detta's new bloodhungry family, throwing off the stability of an already shaken group. Tensions mount as scores are settled and adjustments are begrudgingly made. Changing Light Series, 2
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,701 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
We are not alone by jessesgirl29 reviews
A breakfast club fanfic, starting where the movie finishes. Will mostly focus on the relationships between AndyAllison and ClareJohn. Please review. Chapter 18 now up!
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,114 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/21/2005
Hunted by Santa Carla Sunset reviews
Shunted from New York by an arrogant editor, Detta is forced to accustom herself to Santa Carla. There she makes some dangerous decisions but who's willing to protect her and who's out to kill her?[Changing Light Series, 1]
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,906 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
To the Shock of Miss Louise by Mneme reviews
What if the movie wasn't just fantasy, but based in truth?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,033 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 5/24/2003 - David, Dwayne, Marko, Paul - Complete
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Little Fighter: Special Anniversary Edition reviews
Rise Again Little Fighter! The Lost Boys are the lords of the Santa Carla boardwalk once the sun goes down. However their nightlife gets interrupted when they end up saddled with the responsibility of teaching a new and confused vampire the ropes of the Undead Life. But when a dark figure from David's past comes roaring into town the Boys are left reeling in the aftermath.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 10/7/2017 - David, Edgar F., Max, OC
Little Fighter (Original Draft) reviews
The Boys nightlife is interrupted when they get saddled with the responsibility of teaching a new and confused vampire the ropes of the Undead life. Yet when Big Brother comes to town and starts to meddle with the Boys, things spiral out of control. (This is the original draft from 2006-2009. There is now an updated Special Anniversary Edition that can be accessed on this account.)
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,400 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 10/26/2006 - David, Edgar F., Max, OC
The Wolf of Riften reviews
Felnore Greymane is through with being a Companion. However, his decision to turn his back on Jorrvaskr will come at a heavy price. With the civil war between the Stormcloaks and Imperials tearing Skyrim apart, Felnore has no choice but to relocate his family to the city of Riften where their fate will become entwined with that of the Thieves Guild. What is a Papa Wolf to do?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2019 - Published: 9/14/2018 - Brynjolf, Mercer Frey, OC, Jenassa
Outfoxed
Brynjolf has a score to settle. Only instead of the usual torture methods, he is going to do things his way. But what happens when a fox tries to outsmart a big ol' papa wolf and bites off more than he can chew? (This is an off-shoot scene that was cut from the "Wolf of Riften" main storyline. All the naughty bits in one place because Bryn is a stinker.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,464 - Updated: 4/29/2019 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Brynjolf, OC
People Are Strange: Special Anniversary Edition reviews
Enjoy the newly remastered "Special Anniversary Edition" of the original "People Are Strange" backstory. Fay and the Boys are back along with brand new chapters and never-before-seen content. Everything you loved about the original has been polished up in honour of the 30th Anniversary of The Lost Boys film. Sit back, relax, and as Paul would say, "Let the good times roll!".
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 10/6/2017 - David, Dwayne, Marko, Paul
The Rose Sword reviews
Murder. Espionage. Betrayal. Bullfights. Ghosts. Pure Passion. Stallions. This is not your typical over-the-top no-holds-barred medieval Spanish soap opera. Find out what happened to Inigo Montoya after he defeated the Six-Fingered Man. It is a story that burns with the fiery ecstasy of a thousands blazing suns. In Spain the passion, it is in the blood.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Westley, Fezzik, Inigo Montoya, OC
Our Burdens to Bear reviews
This is the tale of the Heirs of Durin and the two Dwarf women who played a role in the Reclaiming of Erebor. To a mother nothing is more terrifying than the threat of losing her sons. To an outsider challenging a king may lead to serious repercussions or a new beginning. Slight AU/Romance/Violence/DOS Spoilers (Rating may be updated to M at a later date)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
Daddy's Girl reviews
Charles Bromley, head of Bromley Marks, is the vampire that has it all. The power, fortune, perks, and all the pleasures of the vampire nation at his beck and call. All except for one. The daughter he lost. But daughters can be replaced.
Daybreakers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,235 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Charles B.
Vampires Everywhere, A Reunion reviews
The vampires of Luna Bay are dusted, the Emersons are safe, and Edgar can finally get a break. That's what he thinks. He never anticipated Sam Emerson appearing on his doorstep nor did he expect what would become another Edgar Frog Nightmare. Post Tribe
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edgar F., Sam E.
Get Shorty reviews
Movieverse - As the Autobots wait in vain for a response from the Heavens, an old story that has been circulating on the net for years has caught Prime's attention. Sam and co. are sent to see if the rumors of a living mechanical being are true or a hoax.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008
Closure reviews
After being MIA for the last two years Dwayne shows up right when Fay decides to pack up and move on with her life. Will they come to terms with the past or will they end up killing each other? Is this the final goodbye?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Dwayne, OC - Complete
Mambo Italiano reviews
Fay and the Boys are back and this time they're getting dragged to a wedding...an Italian wedding that is. Will the Boys be able to get through the ten course meal and deal with Fay's relatives and come out in one piece? Let's find out shall we? Salute!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007
Santa Carla Dreaming reviews
No matter how hard you try to distance yourself from them, there is no getting rid of the Lost Boys. David won't have it. He'll get what he wants even if he has to track you down in your dreams in order to bring you back into the fold. (One-shot collection)
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2009 - David, Dwayne, Grandpa E.
Size isn't everything reviews
Back in 2008, I recorded this to reveal the truth about what was going on with our pals, the Autobots. You have seen the films, watched the shows, read the comics, and all that jazz. But did you ever give the toys any thought? As it turned out, the Autobots were real, they were everywhere, and they were tiny.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,676 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Ironhide, Starscream, OC
Kitten's Got Claws reviews
Ever wonder what goes on behind the closed doors of Fay Prima's house when Dwayne comes sniffing around? Well, now you'll know! The game of Cats and Vampires was never so exciting and naughty.[Oneshot]
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Heart of Gold reviews
Warren Peace graduated from Sky High but has no idea of what he wants to do with his life. When he gets a chance to partake in the Herolympics his life takes an unexpected turn and he discovers if he has what it takes to be a true hero...[ON HOLD]
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,091 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
Dinner at Fay's reviews
This is a short story that deals with the how's and why's of the relationship that the Boys have with Fay. Honestly, why would a bunch of teenage vampires bother spending time with an Italian witch and vice versa? Well, let's find out. ON HOLD
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006
People are Strange (Original Draft) reviews
A close friend of the Boys finally decides to reveal what really happened to David, Marko, Dwayne and Paul before Michael and Sam arrived and why they ended up the way they did...or did they? Complete with soundtrack. (This is the original draft from 2006. There is now an updated Special Anniversary Edition that can be accessed on this account.)
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,917 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete