AHighAndLonesomeSoundhide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Flash, and Arrow. Male, Irish, username is a lyric from a song by The Gaslight Anthem. That's all you need to know, really. I love Harry Potter, alternative rock, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and other stuff... The acronym HPSW before a story indicates that it is a tie-in to Harry Potter and the Second War and is set in the same universe. I like writing Luna (in both her moments of sudden profundity and her baseline cloudcuckoolander state), and I tend to like canon ships. I have a tumblr, where I do some stuff and sometimes upload posters for my fics: http:/// FIC POSTERS: Alternative The Biter Bit poster My series: THE BITER BIT: AU from midway through October of Half-Blood Prince, Harry/Luna: The Biter Bit - multichapter WiP, AU 6th year. Inner Demons and Icicles - one-shot, complete, missing moment from The Biter Bit. The Horcrux Hunt - multichapter AU 7th year, to be posted. THE SECOND WAR: AU from near the end of Ch. 21 of PoA onwards. Not a shipping fic but ships will develop over time. Harry Potter and the Second War - multichapter WiP, the main story in the series. Runs from the end of Harry's third year well into his adulthood. The Ancient and Most Secret Code of the Marauding Brethren - multichapter companion piece, a book the Marauders wrote in school. Essentially a book-within-a-book as the Code appears in the main story. The Newsroom - a multichapter companion story to Harry Potter and the Second War, focusing on some of that story's supporting characters. Runs from Harry's fourth to seventh years. To be posted. Cho Chang's Holistic Detective Agency - a multichapter companion story to Harry Potter and the Second War, focusing on some of that story's supporting characters. Runs from shortly after Harry's seventh year into his adulthood. To be posted. FRAGMENTS OF A FUTURE: A series of one-shots consisting of missing moments from canon and snapshots of a potential future of the canon universe. Began life as a number of one-shots written for unrelated reasons, but I kept throwing references to each other into them until eventually they started making more sense as a series. Currently consists of: The Hogwarts Years: Written In Blood - Ginny's perspective on being taken into the Chamber of Secrets. Takes place during Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Obviously. A Cup of Tea and a Quiet Conversation - Luna has a run-in on the corridor one morning, and ends up having tea with Professor Lupin as a result. Missing moment from Prisoner of Azkaban. One Winter's Afternoon - Harry and Luna build a snowman. My first time writing Luna. Missing moment from Half-Blood Prince. When Death Comes Knocking - In the aftermath of Dumbledore's funeral, Harry and Luna have one final conversation before everything changes. Sequel to Half-Blood Prince, taking place shortly after the book's closing sentence. Friends - Drabble. Luna does some interior decorating. Takes place after When Death Comes Knocking, during the summer between Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows. Recalled to Active Service - On the train ride to Hogwarts, the Patil twins and Lavender help plot the return of Dumbledore's Army. Missing moment from Deathly Hallows. On the Beach at Tinworth - As Harry plots the raid on Gringotts and mourns the loss of Dobby, he has a helpful conversation with an old friend. Missing moment from Deathly Hallows, taking place during the bit JKR flew through where the Trio plus Griphook prepared to rob the Lestrange vault. The Morning After - It's the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry has some decisions to make. Missing moment from Deathly Hallows taking place the morning after the end of the final pre-epilogue chapter. Post-Hogwarts: A Very Harry Christmas - Christmas 2000. Harry wants to create the perfect experience at Christmas to show Ginny how important she is to him. When a friend inadvertently ruins his plans, Hermione suggests Harry recall past Christmases. The Third Annual Meeting of Dumbledore's Army - An excerpt from Rose Weasley's edited memoranda of the post-Hogwarts meetings of Dumbledore's Army. Thoroughly silly. Remembrance - An outsider's perspective on the fifth annual Victory Day ceremony. Unusual Cravings - Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter team up to deal with the most terrifying threat the Boy-Who-Lived has ever faced: Luna Lovegood's pregnancy cravings. Borderline crack. Not as funny as I think it is. | |||||||
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For In Dreams by inactive0000000account reviews
ABANDONED. Harry never had friends, so he imagined one: a redhaired girl he kept forgetting to name. Ginny imagined a shy boy with untidy hair & bright eyes, who knew nothing of magic so she told him. He dreamt of a world of magic & of a girl who wanted to be his friend. She dreamt of a boy who always loved to hear her voice. Then dreams became reality as Harry met Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 455,930 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Complete
The Closet of Possibility by Books of Change reviews
Harry Potter accidentally turns 221B's cleaning supply closet into a magical portal that leads to worlds that reflect the deepest, most desperate curiosity of a person. Sherlock, unfortunately, didn't know that when he opened it to take out the vacuum cleaner. Sherlock, HP, Canon Sherlock Holmes triple crossover; ASIM compliant
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/29/2019 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
Ginevra Weasley and the Disorder of the Phoenix by Pokota reviews
Ginny Weasley, fiancee of Harry Potter, finds herself waking up one morning in a place she'd never thought she'd see again... Rated T due to me not really being sure how this is going to go. HP/GW among others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2019 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ginny W.
Odds and Ends by Wrexscar reviews
A collection of unconnected shorts and random ideas. So far we have a snowball fight, a flirtatious Sue, a psychopathic Bella, some zombies, a tale of Tom's childhood, a were-squid, a thug, a brutal death, Scorpius slash,a drabble,some Ronimone good and bad, Neville post battle. Pansy and Hermione trapped in a classroom. Other stuff too but I've hit the word limit for summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,850 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 7,561 - Follows: 5,775 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11957 - Favs: 12,769 - Follows: 11,549 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Bits and Pieces by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Assorted HP drabbles. Most major ships - some minor ships. T for now, will warn of any M chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 21,323 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Call Me by Wrexscar reviews
A found phone number, the decision to tale a risk. What does a different summer of 96 hold for Harry? A tale of light romance. No secret training no major angst. For once Harry meets someone normal. Now completed. A tale of one summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Harry P., Lisa T. - Complete
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Ship Tease by Wrexscar reviews
A series of unconnected and contradictory tales of Harry and various females. Sophie, Morag, Megan, Lilith Moon, Tracey. Katie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Harry P., Morag M., Megan J., L. Moon
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3515 - Favs: 6,460 - Follows: 8,003 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
A Question of When by vlad the inhaler reviews
Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Harry P., Romilda V.] - Complete
Christmas Cheer by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
A small collection of Christmas stories. Written for the 2016 Holiday Exchange in the Teachers' Lounge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 12/4/2016
Harry Potter Drabble Pit by Arpad Hrunta reviews
A series of Harry Potter drabbles on various topics and starring various characters. Hopefully each will be 100 words long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 8,402 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 2/20/2013
3 Doctors, 9 Companions, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by CaitlinJ1021 reviews
As the fabric of the universe crumbles, the TARDIS crew over 300 years are pulled back to the ship and are forced to live in close quarters and get along while going on daily, episodic adventures in between the domesticity. Stars Nine, Ten, Eleven, Rose, Jack, Mickey, Martha, Donna, Amy, Rory, River, Clara and later Jenny, Tentoo, Oswin Oswald and Adam Mitchell. [Improves With Age]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 500 - Words: 906,395 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Senior Year by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, Fred, and George were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'A Very Potter Sequel'. But now that's over and they're joined by Neville and Luna to watch A Very Potter Senior Year! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Sequel'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,689 - Reviews: 8713 - Favs: 9,133 - Follows: 7,960 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11875 - Favs: 9,867 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deck the Halls by TLX reviews
An unexpected visit from an old friend's offspring has Charlie Weasley travelling down memory lane. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge 2015 Holiday Exchange for Cordelia McGonagall by Lightblue Nymphadora.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015
The Christmas of the Ice Pixies by TLX reviews
Charlie Weasley wasn't looking forward to Christmas and seeing his ex-girlfriend. Someone tripping the wards in the mountains on the Romanian Reserve changed not only Christmas but everything for him. Written as part of the 2015 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Camilla Blue by MuggleBeene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Luna L., Charlie W. - Complete
Red Tape by TLX reviews
In his duties as head Auror, Harry is asked to unravel an old case where all is not as it appeared. Written as part of the 2015 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Iwright by Cordelia McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Percy W. - Complete
Just Friends by TLX reviews
Harry sorts his mail and his thoughts after breaking up with Ginny. Written as part of the 2015 Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for AHighAndLonesomeSound by Bad Myrtle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2015
Ad Finem by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic, "The Carli Lloyd Classic". Contestants had a week to write 1000-2500 words about "An end, and a beginning". My opponent wrote: /s/11582201/1/Helena
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Neville L. - Complete
Home by unshakespearean reviews
Ten-year-old Chloe Amanda Donnell was just looking for a policeman. That's all. And that blue box with the words "POLICE PUBLIC CALL BOX" seemed to fit the bill. But when she opens it, she finds something far better than any policeman: she finds the Doctor. Series 1 rewrite. Rated T for language and also a few trigger warnings, namely mentions of abuse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,086 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., TARDIS, OC
Wanderings by camillablue reviews
Harry's musings as he wanders, Elder Wand in hand. One-Shot Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Whistle Only Dogs Can Hear by littlebirds reviews
They just have to intersect in a loo. And from the catty incident before the Yule Ball, and several others after, Parvati is all too familiar with the particular strain of ugly restrooms can grow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Up to No Good by Snarky64 reviews
The adage says to keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Are you certain you know the difference? Written for The Teachers' Lounge Ultimate Iron Fic Challenge, Round One.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Marauders - Complete
And Your Enemies Closer by By Another Name reviews
The course sounded idiotic when Slughorn described it, but it might prove useful after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Just this Once by TheFredtoherGeorge reviews
They weren't friends. She was fairly certain that they weren't even the same species. Just this once, though, she needed his help. Just this once, they would have to work together. Written for The Teachers' Lounge: Judgement Day, round one. Prompt: Frenemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2015
Felis Silvestris Catus by camillablue reviews
Albus and Gellert follow a lead for the Hallows in Cairo. One-Shot Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Non Omnis Moriar by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic, "The Nutella Bowl Round". Contestants had a week to write 1000-2500 words about "Frenemies". My opponent wrote: /s/11502349/1/Just-this-Once
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4710 - Favs: 6,108 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Quell It by Intervigilium reviews
Challenge Fic. Some wounds you heal. Some, you don't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Black by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
One-shot. It'll be simple, Dumbledore said. Just pretend you're a loyal Death Eater, and use your position to protect the students. Sure. Simple. But how was Severus Snape supposed to protect the students when they did stupid things like try to steal Godric Gryffindor's sword from the Headmaster's office?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Severus S. - Complete
Erasure by excessivelyperky reviews
Assumes events in RAISING STEAM, and that the Patrician behaved oddly in that book because he was supposed to. Vimes must act as Blackboard Monitor to save Ankh-Morpork. Character death. Tribute to Sir Terry. DEATH becomes him.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2015
Kreacher's Christmas Present by Snarky64 reviews
Some things are too terrible to be forgotten, and yet life can still hold hope and surprises for an old house-elf and his inherited family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Kreacher
Oblivion and Beyond by Bad Mum reviews
"Get over it," they say. "Move on." George and Angelina know that that isn't possible. In the bar of the George and Dragon and in a London square, they try to forget. Rated M for sex, alcohol and substance misuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2015 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Snape's Application by fuelforthefunnyfarm reviews
Because it would take a real genius to apply for a cursed position every year. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter: Hero by WriteShop reviews
Voldemort is back, and nobody gives a damn. Or so it seems to Harry Potter. After his loss last spring, Harry decides he has to put a stop to Voldemort, since nobody else is doing enough. Combine that crusade with school work, relationships, a certain young witch who is confusing the heck out of him, and you get a really rough year. 6th year AU, third in a trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,771 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Doctor and the Zombies by epickumquat42 reviews
The doctor and Donna end up on a luxury resort planet with a 'slight' zombie problem. Of course, Blood-thirsty tourists might be the least of their worries when a mysterious woman shows up and drags them into an investigation. Can they save the planet before it's too late?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 8,876 - Follows: 4,147 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Hello, Tom! by pleurocoelus reviews
When Lord Voldemort goes to kill young Harry Potter, he encounters resistance from the person he least expected, the young child himself. A story of time travel, its cause, and its aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P.
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4959 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 4,983 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Stories of the Past by jewelzgirl reviews
When Rose receives her Hogwarts letter, Ron and Hermione share their memories with their children about their adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,104 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W., Hugo W.
The Heart Giver by stars90 reviews
AU Post OOTP. Harry is stuck at Privet Drive mourning Sirius when he gets help from two separate sources, one of which he'd never have expected. Now, surrounded on all sides by enemies, Harry must figure out what exactly this power the Dark Lord knows not entails. But how can love be a weapon? And if the greatest wizarding authority in history can't figure it out, how can Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,959 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter: Zero by WriteShop reviews
Harry has avoided doing anything unusual or anything that would draw attention to himself for the first three years of his Hogwarts life. But this is Harry. The universe won't let him be a loser forever. This is the story of that change. AU, set in fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,459 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Metamorphosis by WriteShop reviews
People change, some more than others. Harry started out a slacker that kept his head down and tried to avoid trouble, but fate threw him into the maelstrom. Now, he can either succumb to the chaos that is his life, or face it head on. And grow into something, someone, new. Year 5 AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,041 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unnecessarily Amorous Relationship by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
After killing Voldemort immediately following his ressurection at the end of their sixth year, Harry and his twin sister Danielle decide that, as the law of the land refuses to penalize the Death Eaters, they'll do it themselves. And so, they decide to rob them all blind. Warning: twincest. Lots. Of. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Harry P., OC]
Remus Lupin and the Restaurant that Attracts Annoying Customers by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Twenty years after a falling out with the rest of the Marauders, Remus Lupin has completely cut himself off from the wizarding world and opened a restaurant in the muggle one. Unfortunately for him, his past comes back to haunt him in the most irritating way possible: his restaurant seems to attract the weirdest possible customers, both magical and muggle. Episodic, Remus-centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Remus L.
Black Hearts by Nightmare Prince reviews
"It's ironic how those born off Tojours Pur will always find each other in the end" - Draco Malfoy reminisces over the fate of The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black whilst at the wedding of two of its youngest descendants: The grandson of Narcissa and the great-granddaughter of Cedrella. For Beneath their stained lineage there beats the hearts of Blacks. Drabble! Gift!Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] Draco M. - Complete
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Above the Powder Sky by luckbringer reviews
Another normal day...but then the TARDIS disappears. The good news? It landed on Earth. The bad news? The Doctor and Rose will have to take a plane to get there. Some fluff with angst-y bits thrown in.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Educational Decree Number Twenty-Six by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Harry storms outside one night after a particularly frustrating Defense Against the Dark Arts Class with Umbridge, only to receive unexpected company as he reflects on his hatred of "the toad." Company, it seems, that is determined to change his life for the better. Three-shot. Complete. I mean it this time. Rewrite in progress, but it might be a while before it's up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., L. Moon] Pansy P. - Complete
I Write Complacent Notes of Correspondence, Not Love Letters by twilightstargazer reviews
Lily and James exchange letters throughout their summer. Madness ensues. Set in the summer before seventh year. L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,608 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cuppa by TheFredtoherGeorge reviews
An evening chat between Rose and her Dad shows her that they have more in common than she'd ever realized. Written for "HighandLonesomeSound's Song and Prompt Challenge of Awesomeness" in the Teacher's Lounge. Song was "I Knew Prufrock Before He Got Famous" by Frank Turner and prompt was quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2014
Not Everyone by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Natasha might be right about a lot of things… but not this time. Of course, no one could have predicted Tony Stark would fall through the roof. One Shot.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Sam W./Falcon, Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Nightmares by Lara1221 reviews
In a rage at his Mum and Dad, Hugo dives into their Pensieve, and discovers something never meant for his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
Houses and Hurricanes by MissWitchx reviews
Ten years after the war, Neville writes a letter beyond the grave to Bellatrix Lestrange. "Right now, I don't feel like I'm writing to a dead woman. Because you still have a hold over my family, and you have done ever since 1981. Enough is enough." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Neville L. - Complete
The Right to So Many Wrongs by Paradox.bookjunkie
Jily. Made for the Quotes of All Occasions Challenge. Oneshot. Rated T for mild language and crude humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P.
When Winter Cries by Paradox.bookjunkie reviews
Luna's life. Written for the Title Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2014
Lioness by MissWitchx reviews
Wendell Wilkins starts hallucinating when a bushy-haired young woman points a stick-like object at him. His mind becomes filled with vivid images of a man who looks just like him. Except this man has a daughter who bears an uncanny resemblance to that young woman. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
What Does the Future Hold 2 by Fizzy2310 reviews
The inhabitants of the Room of Requirement have finished 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' but there are six more books! It's time for Chamber of Secrets! But with a new book comes new visitors, that not everyone agrees with. Forgiveness will be needed so these people can be welcomed... but perhaps, they don't want to be welcomed? Read on Macduff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 304 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Foundations of Feud and Flame by MissWitchx reviews
The origin of the Malfoy/Weasley feud can be traced back to 1666; the year of The Great Fire of London...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
Controlled by alwaysmarauders reviews
It slowly took her soul, her mind, and her control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Ginny W. - Complete
Soaring by alwaysmarauders reviews
Once she finally agreed to go out with him, James wanted to give Lily a first date she would always remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Restricted by autumn midnights reviews
'He doesn't expect to find anyone else there.' In which Lily and Scorpius find themselves meeting in an unexpected place. Rated T only because of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Ambivalence by MissWitchx reviews
With Rose so invested in the on-going contest to out-do Scorpius Malfoy, she becomes naive when he suddenly changes his tune towards her. "He must be plotting something," Rose said through gritted teeth. "He's always his most dangerous when he's nice to me."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Recipe for Disaster by Sage Defender reviews
Hermione takes a Muggle cooking course to hone her cooking skills. One errant spell and chaos takes over.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Minerva M., Seamus F. - Complete
Obliviate by glanmire reviews
This is a story about a man named George.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2013 - George W. - Complete
What I Did On My Holiday, as Told By Me, Severus Snape by EcoWarriorX reviews
Short, look-back-in-time version of Holidays. Slytherin and Gryffindor students have been seen actually talking and actually holding hands! The school is in uproar and the mystery needs solved. What happened last summer? And why, oh why, is Severus in the thick of it again? Professor McGonagall investigates, and makes him write it all down in his own incomparable style...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 15,543 - Follows: 9,520 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sunshine and Rainbows by Snarky64 reviews
A drabble prompt as an antidote to torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Smelly Sneak-Thief by Snarky64 reviews
The rules for the selection of Aurors have been widened. Some new recruits have unconventional methods of law enforcement. Teachers' Lounge Challenge: Luna and Dobby working together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Mundungus F., Dobby - Complete
How I Met Your Mother- George and Angelina by Gryffindor010697 reviews
Simply put, this is the story of how George and Angelina got together. Read the rises, the falls, and the silly stories as the originally unlikely couple fall in love, marry, and have kids. If I get good responses I will do some other couples. So read, enjoy, review, favorite, and follow, in that order. *Be brutal in the reviews!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - George W., Angelina J., Fred W., Fred W. II - Complete
Harry Potter and the Responsible Adults by Snarky64 reviews
If the adults in Harry Potter took responsibility seriously and Harry and co. had done as they were told, imagine the utter dullness that would ensue. Just a bit of fun. Warnings for OOC responsibility and not so much as even mild peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Petunia D.
A Squirrelly Thing Happened on the Way to the Burrow by pleurocoelus reviews
Harry finally achieves his animagus form: a Eurasian red squirrel. When he realizes he is unable to transform back to his human form, he decides to seek help from Mrs. Figg. Unfortunately, Harry forgot about all her cats. Mortal peril has a way of making your life and priorities a lot clearer. AU HP/GW Different beginning to Half Blood Prince. Written for Animagus Challenge on SIYE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Arabella F. - Complete
A Letter to The Prophet by Bad Mum reviews
Petunia Dursley writes to the Daily Prophet after the end of the war. "Yes, you've heard of me haven't you? Heard of me and condemned me. How could you treat a child as you did? Your own nephew? And Harry Potter? How could anyone treat Harry Potter as you did? Let me explain." For the Diagon Alley Fic Crawl Challenge, Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
The Power to Vanquish the Dark Lord by ArgentNoelle reviews
Harry hears about love and the power that will defeat Voldemort, and comes to some very strange conclusions. ... ... ... ... ... Harry/Voldemort... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Rain and Lemons by XSpike4evaX reviews
Luna surprised Harry during a walk on the beach at Shell Cottage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Playing Cupid by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Michael Corner is being insensitive to Cho Chang. Obviously wrackspurts are to blame. So it's up to Luna to save the day! Written for Rose of the West for The Teachers' Lounge Exchange: Love Is In The Air Edition. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
The Anniversary by XSpike4evaX reviews
When James forgets his wedding anniversary he calls in the cavalry. Can Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs get a surprise ready for Lily in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lilacs by XSpike4evaX reviews
Harry is busy wallowing in misery after Dumbledore's death and worrying about the next step forward. Will Luna have some words of wisdom and some superstitions to help him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Peeking Angels by XSpike4evaX reviews
When all his friends are talking about mother's day Harry sneaks off to be by himself and wallow in his own misery. That is, until he meets Luna who offers him a different way of looking at things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Christmas Nargles by MuggleBeene reviews
The daughter of Harry and Luna Potter decides to use her father's invisibility cloak to see Father Christmas. But Diana Potter finds out that Nargles not only exist but help Father Christmas. Can she bring one home to her Mummy? Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge Holiday Exchange for Arpad Hrunta.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 771 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
I Can Tell That We Are Going To Be Friends by littlebirds reviews
So it's a Fred and a George who've bowled her over in the corridor of this train. Angelina and the Twins in six acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Angelina J., George W.] - Complete
Pecan Pie by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Hermione and Ron are sharing a meal at the Burrow, and over dessert, Hermione is enlightened about Ron's relationship with food. For the Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic Contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2012 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by susieboo reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
Heart of a Lion by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Severus Snape's sorting doesn't go quite as he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Severus S.
All We Know is Falling by slightlysmall reviews
Neville becomes a leader as he faces his last year at Hogwarts under the Carrow regime. Rated T for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,404 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Time Turner Incident by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
When Rose Weasley lets James Potter snoop around his father's study she did not expect to be sent back in time to 1995 with the rest of her family. And especially not into a room filled with a bunch of dead people. But Rose has only one question: How will they get back?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Rose W. - Complete
Luna's Radishes by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Over Christmas at Grimmauld Place in his fifth year, Harry talks with Sirius about his mistletoe adventures. Extremely juvenile humour, no continuity with my other stories. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
When There Was a Tomorrow by General Rage reviews
Do you remember when there was a tommorow? Commander Wade Shepard does, but with a Reaper threat looming he's not sure there is one anymore. And he's about to discover that his universe may not be the only one where mankind faces extinction. M for B&V
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 630,925 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard - Complete
Give Them What They Want by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Sybill Trelawney needed this job. After all, sherry doesn't pay for itself. Fortunately, she knows how to give them what they want.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sybill T., Albus D. - Complete
The Bar of Requirements by Wrexscar reviews
A silly little multi crossover. One shot. After a bad day Harry needs someone to talk to who understands the pressure of being the hero. Be careful for what you wish for. (Try and name them all)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Cheese Shop Sketch by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Luna drops by Harry's flat. They watch some Monty Python. Luna does *not* find it funny. A response to a prompt at the Teachers' Lounge forum. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Half Blood Prince by RRFang reviews
The story of "Harry Potter and the HBP", but told from the 3rd person POV of Ginny Weasley. Strictly in-canon. Suitable for anyone whom the "Harry Potter" novels themselves would be suitable for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,509 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Sword of Solomon by Books of Change reviews
It's been years since Sherlock returned and yet John refuses to update his blog. There is a reason for that. Like many things in their shared life, it has to do with a case—a case John doesn't want to write up. Post-TRF casefic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/2/2012 - John W. - Complete
Midnight by TamariChan reviews
Regret is just a word. You are just a person. And the clock keeps ticking but it's digital. Set after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Pansy P. - Complete
Reunion by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Ron and Ginny talk for the first time after the war. Fanfiction Idol: Round VI. First place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Let's Talk by thesecondshelf reviews
"Having a conversation with her about... things... might lesson the tension in this damn tent." Three conversations between Ron and Harry. Written because I refuse to believe the night Ron destroyed the locket never came up in conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Severus Snape's Last Christmas by Bad Mum reviews
Christmas is a time for looking backward in joy and forward in hope. Severus Snape can do neither. Written for the Iron Chef Word Processor Stadium competition at the Teachers' Lounge Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
The Judgement of Harry by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Pansy crashes Slughorn's party, and Harry must choose who the most beautiful is. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Lord Voldemort Forbids you to Take a Pee by Writer of Written Works reviews
Draco is terrified of the punishment Voldemort is sure to inflict upon him when he finds out he failed to kill Dumbledore. But, as it turns out, Voldemort still has some humanity in him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Hermione Writes Bad Fanfiction by 3theCaptain reviews
A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself. Quickly dissolves into parody territory. [Comedy! One shot, so you can just read this, then you and I will pretend this never happened.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 931 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 333 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
I am silver and exact by Amatara reviews
Seven years; seven times Severus Snape refused to show weakness. He never did learn. Gen fic, focusing on the adult characters mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S. - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Other Things Ending In 'Olly' by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Just a Hogswatch-themed oneshot collection, really. Ho. Ho. Ho. Oh, and my first attempt at Discworld fanfic, so reviews would be wonderful.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Albert, William de W.
Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie by Ayla Pascal reviews
Harry never thought that he would ever need to use Luna's ten point plan to surviving a zombie attack. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Very Musical Potter by Loopy Looney Charny reviews
A bunch of one-shots that have the HP characters in different situations and they wiil eventually burst out into songs to do with that situation. M just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Neveragaine by Helena L reviews
Ada Ventura just wants to get back to her homeland of Cyrodiil, but a series of bizarre events conspire to force her down the path of the Nerevarine. She can't really be the reincarnation of a legendary Dunmer hero... can she?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 220,667 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Things that the Golden Trio are no longer allowed by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Slightly bored with always being attacked, the Golden Trio try some things out... leading to a list being made of things that they're not allowed to do. Based on various lists and streeching between ALL the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P.
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 8,879 - Follows: 2,238 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 277 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Hogwarts In Season by HRT reviews
When the Marauders meet for the first time at Hogwarts, strange events start occurring around Remus Lupin and Sirius, James, and Peter attempt to solve the mystery. Warning for Whimsy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Silence by Bad Mum reviews
Seamus is missing his room-mates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Seamus F. - Complete
The Doctors' Mission Statement by nichelle.hp reviews
The Doctors' relationship with his companions in 100 words.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 447 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Upside Down by Bad Mum reviews
Ron and Hermione and different priorities. Silly, fluffy and drabbly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 1,061 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Detention in Defense by Perspicacity reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 168 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Images by Sindaheri reviews
A glimpse of a person, a moment in time. A series of drabbles following the main quest, from midpoint to aftermath. Spoilers within.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 8,752 - Follows: 1,356 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Sharing by Bad Mum reviews
It is the closest he can get to explaining that sharing with Fred is not like sharing at all, because Fred is the other half of himself." Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthdays project, and to celebrate Fred and George's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,206 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Our Bodies are Magic! by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
But I Want to be a Weasley! by deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and grandparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 228 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle-31a reviews
Set during OotP, Ginny tries her best to persuade Luna to stand up to her brothers teasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
The Dark Wars: Empire's Plight by Marquis Black reviews
17 years have passed since Voldemort's fall and the Potters vanished. Now, as part of the revitalized British Empire's elite, the Potters return in the midst of a new Dark insurgency. However, their orders quickly come to head with Dumbledore's plans. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 557 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 190 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 255 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gone by Komillia reviews
The summer after Dumbledore's death, Harry sees the Dark Mark raised above Luna's house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4733 - Favs: 6,330 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Gift by michelle-31a reviews
Desperately searching for a last minute Christmas gift for Hermione, Ron reluctantly turns to Luna Lovegood for advice...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Ron W., Luna L.
Luna's Friendship by michelle-31a reviews
Set at the end of OoTP, Hermione is recuperating in the hospital wing when she receives a visit from "Loony" Luna Lovegood...the resulting talk ends in surprises for both of them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Luna L., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts' Day of Compliments by Drea Leeways reviews
Third year. Dumbledore has a crazy idea. What if for a day everybody inside Hogwarts walls has to pay compliments to... well, everybody inside Hogwarts walls? Yes, I know third year is kinda retro, but even so, you might give it a try!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Harry P.
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The Morning After reviews
It's the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry has some decisions to make. Consider this the origin story of a certain item in 'Remembrance'. One-shot, fluffy, written for a Teachers' Lounge Iron Fic challenge quite a while ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Ginny W., Luna L.
A Very Harry Christmas reviews
Harry wants to create the perfect experience at Christmas to show Ginny how important she is to him. When a friend inadvertently ruins his plans, Hermione suggests Harry recall past Christmases. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge 2015 Holiday Exchange for Bad Myrtle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.
Unusual Cravings reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter team up to deal with the most terrifying threat the Boy-Who-Lived has ever faced: Luna Lovegood's pregnancy cravings. Borderline crack. Not as funny as I think it is. Written for round one of the Teachers' Lounge Ultimate Iron Fic Challenge. The prompt was "frenemies".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stolen reviews
After his capture at the end of Arrow season two, Slade Wilson broods in his cell, until he receives an unexpected visit from a fast kid in a red costume who tells him some life-changing news. Spoilers for Arrow from season one up to 3x10 'Left Behind' and the Flash season one. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Flash & Arrow - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Barry A./The Flash, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Slade W./Deathstroke
Written in Blood reviews
Ginny's perspective on being taken into the Chamber of Secrets. Written for the 60 Prompts competition. TW for psychological abuse and mention of suicide. One instance of strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Biter Bit reviews
It's the morning after Ginny and Ron's fight in Half-Blood Prince, and she can't concentrate in DADA class. Unfortunately, that means she incurs the wrath of Snape. But somebody in the class has had enough of Snape's bullying and decides to take a stand. No longer a one-shot, and spinning out from HBP into something AU and silly. Harry/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Severus S., Ginny W.
A Sudden Moment of Clarity reviews
London, 2002. After a difficult conversation with Ginny, Harry ends up drinking alone in a shady bar, where he has an encounter with an old friend. One-shot written for the Teachers' Lounge Adults Only Hard, Fast And Loud Challenge. Rated M for drugs, rock'n'roll, and strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
On the Beach at Tinworth reviews
Harry takes a break from planning the raid on Gringotts to think about the cost of the war, and ends up having a helpful conversation with the most unlikely of warriors. Missing moment from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Written for Screaming Faeries' Lyric/Quote Drabble or One-shot competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Luna L.
Inner Demons and Icicles reviews
Severus Snape goes for a walk to clear his head, and overhears a conversation that gives him a new perspective on two of his least-favourite students. Missing moment from Chapter 17 of The Biter Bit, written for Bex's Secret Battle competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Parade of Meaningless Clichés reviews
During the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, a mysterious bottle marked "return to Troperville" gets broken. Strange things begin to happen to Harry's life in the aftermath. What on Earth is going on? And will things ever return to normal? Parody. Rated M for strong language, crude humour, cartoonish violence and wanton cruelty to Dramione shippers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Second War reviews
What if, when Harry and Hermione traveled back in time in Prisoner of Azkaban, they had captured Peter Pettigrew and brought him to justice? With one simple act, history changes, but there is still the Second Wizarding War to be fought, and history has a great weight of inertia. What lies in store for The Boy Who Lived and his friends? AU from near the end of Ch. 21 of PoA onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
The Young Ones reviews
It's the Marauders during their time at Hogwarts... written as if they were the protagonists of the sitcom The Young Ones. Rated M for strong language, comedic violence and crude humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
A Cup of Tea and a Quiet Conversation reviews
Luna has a run-in on the corridor one morning, and ends up having tea with Professor Lupin as a result. Missing moment from Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Recalled to Active Service reviews
On the train ride to Hogwarts, the Patil twins and Lavender help plot the return of Dumbledore's Army. Missing moment from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Parvati P., Padma P., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
When Death Comes Knocking reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's funeral, Harry is sitting by the lake pondering his course of action and mourning the death of his mentor when a friend offers some unexpected comfort. Missing moment from HBP. Written for Ami L. Mendal's Title Challenge and Rae's Lightning Fast competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Friends reviews
Drabble. It's the summer after Luna's fifth year, and she's been doing some painting. Written for Tris' Never-Ending Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Companion piece to The Third Annual Meeting Of Dumbledore's Army, but not humorous. An outsider's perspective on the fifth annual Victory Day ceremony. Written for the Sensational Seasonal Song Quotes Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
The Third Annual Meeting of Dumbledore's Army reviews
An excerpt from Rose Weasley's edited memoranda of the post-Hogwarts meetings of Dumbledore's Army. One-shot. Written for Cheeky Slytherin Lass' Quotes For All Occasions Challenge, my quote was the Emerson one I used as an epigraph.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
HPSW: The Ancient and Most Secret Code of the Marauding Brethren reviews
Here it is, pranksters! From the brilliant minds of Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs (with a little help from their friends) comes this annotated guide to marauding! Enjoy, and use wisely! (Tie-in to Harry Potter and the Second War, this guidebook is first mentioned in Book One, Chapter Two)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
One Winter's Afternoon reviews
One-shot written for TrisanaChandler13's Sensational Seasonal Song Quotes Challenge. Fluffy, friendship. Luna and Harry build a snowman and Harry gets some unexpected advice. Missing moment from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
