I'm crazy, i have an odd sense of humor and love creative things like drawing and writing. i hate squares like pants who are always uncomfortable to sleep in and freezing when you put them on in cold mornings. Tool is undoubtedly the best band ever! Anyone else a fan of Gothic looking things? The only couple i really like is Sasuke and Naruto,(sorta like thilbo but would never attempt a fic of it) don't really care who's on top as long as they're in character. I am arguably the most interesting person you will ever meet. I don't post a lot of my stories because I'm still learning the basics of writing and don't want to torture people with my bad stories. Hope you enjoy and have a good time, ciao!

(p.s. I'm not gone i'm just working on a bunch of stories at once, that way after a while they'll all come out at once and you guys can revel at having more pointless stories to read so you don't die of boredom[cuz seriously who actually reads because its fun nowadays?]and besides my stories are perfect to read when you need to get away from annoying family or mindless chatter that is otherwise called socializing.)

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Naruto
2. Sakura
3. Gaara
4. Tobi
5. Itachi
6. Sai
7. Kakashi
8. Iruka
9. Sasuke
10. Shikamaru
11. Kiba
12. Hinata

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? sai/kiba, i can't say i have. i've seen some things in my day but that has never been one of them.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? haha tobi is sooooo hot! have you seen that mask? and that hair *swoon* i think i need to sit down.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? hinata! i would have thought better from you than to chase after iruka! though i have to say if hinata got him pregnant that would confirm my 'why she's so shy' suspicions.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? more than you will ever know, sasuke is my fave character after all, and i just want him to be happy, even if that means he's gonna be taking it up the ass.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? sakura and sai, hmmm, they would have some issues. 'so the carpet doesn't match the drapes,' *punch* 'they didn't go over this in any of my books.'

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? itachi/sasuke or itachi/shikamaru... sasuke, i have some bad news for you-*holds katana to throat*'don't you dare.' shikamaru-*walks out the room*

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? i think if kakashi found sakura ad hinata having sex there would never be the need for another porn book again. ever.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. after suffering from multiple personality disorder his whole life, gaara just wanted to give up, but a stranger he meets smoking outside the psychiatric ward might just change that. idk gaara's mental and shikamaru tells him suicide isn't the answer or something.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? probably, naruto and iruka are always seen as super close, am i the only one that doesn't think iruka was really as supportive as others see him, sure he could relate to naruto and he eventually saw him as a son but he still treated him differently in the beginning, whereas sasuke treated naruto just like everyone else, sure he treated him like trash but it wasn't just him, he treated everyone like that, naruto just wanted to feel like a normal kid and sasuke gave him that when others(including iruka) didn't, but that's just my opinion.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 'the violet book' or 'the silver lining' i think if a kaka/hina fic were to use the second one it would include a sappy ending where hinata relates kakashi's hair to a silver lining of problems.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? if tobi were to de-flower naruto i think it would go like: no one would have ever guessed that naruto liked sticks so much. where tobi would bonk naruto in the ass with the stick he had in the woods scene when he was trying to postpone naruto from getting to sasuke when he was fighting his brother, what? it's completely normal to stick a stick in someone else's ass, wait... is that why i don't have any friends?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? friends? is that, that thing you do with other people when they try to talk to you? talking is for squares, so is brushing your teeth, bathing, shaving, and pants.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? STOP ASSUMING I HAVE FRIENDS! but nah even if i did they probs wouldn't like kiba.(no offense kiba)

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? sakura/tobi/itachi, that sounds interesting, i'm sure somewhere someone wrote some story about that.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? shikamaru? scream? you'd be lucky to wake him up.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? iruka, hmmmm, 1985 by bowling for soup, get the hint? your life is boring, seriously your basically just a side character that never gets a line until flashback hell.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? naru/sai/hina, just don't.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? shikamaru and sakura, 'you're more interesting than the clouds, can i watch you all night'... *facepalm* that's terrible.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? how would kiba describe a relationship between sakura and iruka... gross? you have honestly stumped me, well played.

20) How emo is Seven? have you seen how many fucks kakashi gives? 0, and just look at his hair.

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