Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Soundwave x Jazz, Prowl x Jazz)

Autobots. Decepticons. Drones. New Universe? Aj's life went from downright ridiculous to incredibly dangerous all in the time it took to get blown through a portal. Now she has to deal with her new role in a war she wasn't ever prepared to handle. Her list of people she cares for is growing, but so is her list of enemies. Can she handle this new reality or will it devour her whole?

What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU, updated version and other materials will be available on AO3, under the same name.)

Cybertron history, twin pranks and Prowl's rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Humans, Decepticons, Wheeljack, Bumblebee, Arcee, Ancient Primes, Ultra Magnus, Annabelle, glyphs and NEST, budget officials, femmes, sparklings and human teens mixed together. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. Ongoing story arcs.

He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.

G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)

Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.

Jazz; rumored to be the most dangerous of the Autobots, friendliest most cheerful mech you will ever meet,his name spoken in hushed whispers by friend and foe alike. Captured and separated from his unit he plays a dangerous mind game with a shadowy Decepticon rumored to rival Megatron in ambition and cruelty. Many thanks to my Beta nebroadwe who stepped in at chapter 18. :)

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

"You know you can't run. And you know you can't hide. You are mine. You will be for the rest of eternity." OC centric, very dark. Remastered.

When a meditation with the Matrix of Leadership reminds him of the Prime's priestly duties, Optimus decides to hold the Rite of Prima's Blessing: an ancient ritual devoted to connection, unity...and the Prime's submission to all Cybertronians.

Babysitting. Debts. Cancer. Living toys? Aimee's life went from pathetically simple to downright ridiculous in the span of a week. Now she has to watch her nephews and niece for two months while their mother is away while also trying to help a group of alien robots get back home. It doesn't seem too hard, but if Wheeljack touches the microwave one more time...

She expected to live happily ever after with Sarek, but what she got instead was a fierce struggle to find her place in an alien culture and a crash course in high stakes, interplanetary politics. The story of how Amanda Grayson quietly negotiated a critical Federation peace treaty and defined herself as more than an ambassador's wife. [Part 3 of the Serendipity Paradox Series]

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

"Spock?" Kirk asked with the best poker face he could muster. "Am I… interrupting anything?" Spock's eyes widened. "It's not what it looks like." Rated T for misinterpretations. No slash whatsoever. Happy 50th Anniversary, all Star Trek fans!

McCoy's transport is destroyed in what is thought to be an accidental containment field explosion. No major character deaths. COMPLETE!

Destitute and desperate, Bluestreak becomes the Cybertronian equivalent of a mail-order bride. A story about politics. Bluestreak/Thundercracker/Skywarp

The third and final story in the Pint Sized series. First there were little robots, then there were sparklings. Now Victoria will have to face an even bigger challenge as she learns to transition into the new form, culture, and life forced upon her while simultaneously coping with the powerful AllSpark forcibly trapped within her. [Put on Hiatus for the moment]

I thought that tonight's photographs would get me into the magazine, maybe get some extra money, you know? Now, I'm running away with a sexy, giant, alien robot. The same one that trashed my car! Wait, did I just say sexy? What the frag?

Doctor McCoy struggles with depression and his feelings for a fellow crew member. Rated M for later chapters. Warning: Violence and Angst.

Hunger. Everything in the universe is driven by hunger in one form or another. Be it the hunger for food, love, forgiveness, placement or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he'll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it's a bad day to be an Autobot. Halfway across the galaxy Hot Rod can't help but agree, Simmons just thinks they're all idiots, and Kup is just too old for this.

...and one time he came out- BROKE out, Jim, BROKE out, good Lord, get your head out of the gutter. Rated T because Jim has a lousy sense of humor.

SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.

Prowl and Jazz often come to visit a young human without letting her know. What could be interesting them so much in the young human? ProwlxJazz fic, oc input, AU.

"From the moment I separated from my carriers spark it was chosen who I would be bonded to. I had been raised with that knowledge, knowing that no matter what I would end up with them."

EDIT 12/16/2015: New chapter is up! When the crew goes back to their proper universes at the end of "Mirror, Mirror," both McCoys are left in the wrong universe. BDSM, graphic slash, violence, suicide in one chapter. Mirror verse Fic is also on Ao3 with much better formatting

...and one time it wasn't. Chronicling the melds post Mirror, Mirror, beginning with Spectre of the Gun. He just thought this was normal. Suck it up, soldier. But why was it getting worse?

DISCONTINUED. Cade and Bumblebee find an injured woman on their way back to base, a former ally of Optimus Prime. But can a human ever fully enter their world? I put all the timelines in a blender and I'm not sorry for the resulting chaos. Prime/OC; established relationship; slow build; SO MUCH PLOT; Optimus is a BAMF; T for descriptions of torture.

After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.

The Decepticons decide to do their part to cement the fragile peace. Now the Autobots have to come to terms with culture clash, interfacing kinks, and rubber chickens. Jazz can only hope these things aren't somehow connected.

A one-shot romance about a woman who falls for a guy she doesn't know really well. Standard theme but hopefully an interesting read. Thanks for giving this story a shot! Bee/OC

After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!

Jim's first time catching. PWP.

A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!

Kirk has ordered some language disks from Vulcan to help him understand his First Officer, and maybe help him seduce the Vulcan. What he finds, changes his whole approach.

Mirror!Spock has appeared on the U.S.S. Enterprise. McCoy doesn't trust him. Can he get Kirk to listen?

This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the third part because the second part is giving me fits for uploading just like part one. How's that for a crappy summary?

Polyphony -Two simultaneous lines of independent melody. Amanda Grayson and Sarek of Vulcan didn't have a lot in common. Except how they complemented each other.

An unexpected illness leads Kirk and Spock to a new understanding of their friendship. Gen.

She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.

Mech x human OC rated for lang., sexual content, and violence. It started as a simple wager. All he had to do was get a kiss... from a human female. It shouldn't have been that hard, but fate had other plans. Now oneshots with various TFs. Mecha/F smut.

KS Advent story: Jim wakes up on Christmas morning to find a Vulcan snuggled up to him in his bed. This is, as far as Christmas mornings go, just the best that Jim can ever remember. But there's one catch: Jim has to figure out how Spock ended up there before the Vulcan melds with him and finds out he can't remember a thing about their epic first night together! (Warning: slash).

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

Um... pretty explicit romance. McCoy is still holding a torch for Jim Kirk, and he is shocked to discover that Kirk has entered into a new relationship with Spock. When Spock finds out that Kirk and McCoy used to be lovers, McCoy expects all hell to break loose.

"So," Spike asked the berthformer, looking puzzled, "when you recharge, do you do it on a bed or as a bed?"

"Oh fuck me," Jim says, groaning. "Is this some kind of April fool's joke?" he asks, double tapping on his PADD to bring up the chronometer app for good measure. "Do Vulcans, like, keep a separate calendar and it's actually April the first today?" - in which Kirk and Spock engage in an unusual battle of wits (that somehow ends in a battle of sex).

Prowl/Jazz AU. Prowl is a talented tactician. Jazz is a Decepticon saboteur. Jazz finds Prowl fascinating. And when something fascinates him, he doesn't let it go. T for now, but rating WILL go up in later chapters

One-shot on McCoy's healing from Mirror Spock's mind meld. Set after the events in 'Waking Dreams, Waking Nightmares'.

Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.

Soundwave saved Starscream's second life and asked for nothing in return. Nothing, except for everything he had to give. A lot can change between death and life, relationships are no different. Sticky slash PWP. WaveScream

After the Mirror Universe, McCoy needs a little help. It turns out MirrorSpock understood more than anyone thought. Slash Spock/McCoy Assumes Mirror Mirror take place after Journey to Babel.

Friday Child- After Credits Sequel to Across the Distance. Now that Spock and McCoy are lovers, how do they reconcile their living situation on the ship they serve. Spones

Every frame-type has a reproductive cycle, Polyhexian's have a rut. Prowl is the subject of Jazz's. Run Prowl. Run. Obvious slash is obvious. (P-W-V-L-P)

Warnings: Sticky, tentacles , PWP Had this one sitting around in my files for AGES and tonight's episode of Prime finally perked up my muse enough to finish it. It's a little choppy, I haven't had it checked over by a beta.

Seven times McCoy mind was violated, and one time he didn't have to face it alone.

Even Vulcans have to mate. Jim wants to help Spock, and Leonard is under oath to ensure Kirk and Spock survive. K/Mc, K/S, S/Mc. K/S/M. - COMPLETE

As cadets on a summer internship, Kirk and McCoy are supposed to keep their eyes open and their mouths shut. After all, they've both seen enough trouble in two years at the Academy. However, when a mystery starts to weave itself around the mission, and the senior officers don't seem interested in investigating, how far can Kirk and McCoy let it go?

Amanda Grayson has always dreamed of being a language teacher, but when an exciting opportunity is extended to her she is thrown into a whole new world. Amanda/Sarek

Jazz is on vacation, and takes to opportunity to go to a parade when he spots Soundwave and decides to tag along with the large mech. What happens after… he wishes didn't. He finds... his sparkmate. (also usually posted sooner to AO3 under the same handle, or LJ on a-o-t-a) Updating: Chapter 14, Interlude: Council, and Interlude: Reforge drabble/blooper.

Never screw with a Praxian. Especially one that has been granted leniency to incorporate "human corrective measures." The Autobots are about to learn this valuable lesson.

After being shot down by Autobots, Thundercracker's trine is forced to leave him behind. With no way home, he seeks shelter in an empty horse trailer, and its owner is less than thrilled… RATING CHANGED

Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.

Series of oneshots based off of StoleTheSpider's Rules For Not Getting Squished. Written with her permission.

Ratchet's in a mating cycle and wants to get sparked. He chooses Optimus to spark him. Optimus runs. Ratchet chases. Hilarity ensues. slash, mechpreg, Ratchet OOC on purpose main pairing: Optimus Prime/Ratchet, rating will go up later

When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.

"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."

After accidental exposure to Seeker pharmaceuticals. Soundwave gets cuddly with a captured Autobot. Jazz is totally going to use this as blackmail material. Humor/Crack.

First Aid has a...problem...that he desperately tries to hide. What happens when Ratchet finds out? Slash! First Aid/Ratchet/Optimus/Jazz...Just not all at once.

An accident sends Mirage, his socket Alicia, and her daughter he helped bio-engineer to a Cybertron that has never known war and where organics are treated as slaves, possessions and pets. How will Mirage cope with gaining back everything he lost?

TFP: Soundwave knew better than to act on impulse, but doesn't always listen to his own advice. In saving the human's life, Soundwave dramatically alters his own. Xeno slashfic 24yr old RafaelxSoundwave

After the encounter with the Vians, Leonard is suffering from a sleepless night. There's always a refuge to be had, though, even if it's not the expected one. K/S/M

"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."

RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.

There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.

More fun with Mikaela's mecha-suit. Arcee/Mikaela pwp sticky mecha suit xeno.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

Crack fic. Ratchet is appalled by Carly and Spike's lack of understanding of her own anatomy and decides to give a much needed lesson.

A long time ago, Ratchet had been more than just a medic. He looked at Optimus and his circuits sang with the memory of the young mech that had been presented to him times ago. SLASH, R/OP, warnings inside

Earth's new monetary system means sacrifices for everyone. Amanda Grayson is no exception, she's just a little more creative than most. Her creativity lands her in the employ of one Sarek of Vulcan and education takes on a whole new meaning.

"The Witwickys were human."

Everyone knows that one of the many gifts the Matrix bestows is tentacles. Somehow Rodimus missed that memo. Crack fic, explicit, and yeah, has tentacles. Please heed warnings.

AU: "My name is Spock. Are you male or female?" The child scrunched up its nose. "I'm a boy of course!"

Bonds, by nature, go both ways. McCoy learns that not only can he help Spock, but that the Vulcan is quite good at returning the favor. Warning: Graphic portrayal of Star Fleet life and the hazards there in.

After a depressingly failed mission, Spock is there to help Jim keep it together. Jim finds that this is not altogether unwelcome. Hurt/Comfort, with a healthy dose of fluff! Enjoy!

Ratchet's in the middle of a heat cycle and the others mechs help him. Ratchet/multiple, eventually Ratchet/Optimus Prime

Jazz/Prowl/Soundwave. Everyone is used to Jazz as the former Con, but what if we go with IDW's origin for Megatron and the war and Prowl, a former low-ranked city planner/inspector angered by the glass ceiling sided with them?

After Spock is severely tortured, will Jim and Bones be able to put the pieces back together? Jim/Spock pre-slash

Being related to Seekers meant having some of the same programming and Prowl has been suppressing his for way to long. Now the codes are out and he wants a Trine and two poor bots won't know what hit them. T-M

Poor Jim, he just can't keep his shirt on. Spock just hadn't realized how often the captain lost his shirts until now. Just friendly stuff people Rated for 'suggestive' situations and language.

Kirk survives a deadly virus, but to Spock something seems changed about him. It threatens their friendship and Spock's ability to serve on the Enterprise. Will Spock find the truth before it destroys his Captain? Not slash. COMPLETE!

G1 Jazz/Prowl. When Jazz took the job to break the Praxian enforcer's newest secret weapon against the mob, he had no idea he'd come out of it a completely different mech.

Broken hearted Mikaela opens up. Optimus takes care of his friends - all of them and what follows transforms Mikaela's world. Joining beyond sex. Healing beyond expectation. Optimus/Ratchet/Mikaela various.

Chapter 10! More Red Alert/Inferno! Red gets an unexpected visit from two very familiar mechs from his past. P/J will be sprinkled in. It is slashy, some angst. *Been Warned*

Another story for the livejournal flesh-and-steel community's Spring Fever & Lingerie Challenge, because there can't be too many stories about Autobots and underwear.

Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...

Love takes all sorts of forms. For Jim, one of those desires is to submit to Spock. WARNING: Consensual corporal punishment. No brutality. But this is an adult story with adult situations. Very firmly "M".

Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.

G1-verse Basic crack fic including a Uke Ratchet in heat, plotting twins, and a not too helpful Wheeljack. Mostly smut with dialoge...

Chapter 3! Jazz isn't use to such challenges when nabbing a lover. Prowls not use to...being groped. XD

Kirk, Spock and McCoy seek shelter in a cave after their shuttle craft explodes. As they wait for rescue, a badly injured Spock becomes delirious and expresses his deep longing for an emotional relationship with Kirk. Orig. Pub. 1976 Warped Space 20

After Jim breaks up with his fiance, he meets a most interesting being. Slash.

Jim's having trouble adjusting to the Academy and living under the shadow of his father's heroism. He copes by seeking out reckless situations and relationships. Bones shows Jim a new way to satisfy his needs without endangering himself.

After years of waiting, Bumblebee finally claims Sam as his own, much to Sam's delight until he understand what exactly Bee has done. Sequel to Prime's Dilemma & The Cost of Living. UPDATED now with some 'Hide/Will. Warnings inside.

Allison was having a bad month. When her car breaks down, her boss goes missing and she finds herself stalked by a sentient robot named Wheeljack, things take a turn for the worse. OC, harmless fluff r/r plz.

Canon-faithful, Wheeljack-centric. An alternate ending to the G1 episode "Atlantis, Arise." Raped by Starscream, Wheeljack struggles to cope. Not your standard rapefic. Slash ensemble, multiple pairings. Rated M for mature themes; may be triggering.

No not the Disney one. This is my version of Pon Farr. It's adult and it was intended for adults

G1 AU. Inferno has been offered an arranged bonding with a naive and virginal Red Alert, and now he must consummate it - in front of witnesses. Based on a prompt from the tfanonkink LJ community. Dub-con/semi-con.

After getting into a bet with Sulu, Kirk finds himself trying to seduce Spock, whom Kirk believes hates him. But he finds out what Spock feels for him is certainly not hate.

A restless Kirk goes to the observation deck where he soon gets a visitor.SLASH

With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.

Just before they bonded Amanda broke up with Sarek. But he decided she may be done with him, but he was not done with her. My first attempt at a Sarek/Amanda fic.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

Or the five crew members who wished they didn't know the truth and the one who refused to look away from it. Warnings: Implied abuse, rape, Tarsus, and K/S *Set in Bedtime Stories Universe*

Jim and Bones are meant to be together. Until Spock gets in the way. Spock/Kirk/McCoy

ROTF: Soundwave first found Sam annoying. Then he found him intriguing. After that Sam became sensual. Usefulness became one of his quirks. Until finally Soundwave called him "My Mate". Warnings: MechxHuman, Mpreg, Tentacles, Dub-Con, Stalking, Slash.

What would have happened had Spock's primal side not retreated at the end of the episode "All Our Yesterday's"? Lemon. Kirk/Spock

Q decides to play matchmaker. Kirk and Spock are somewhat less than amused.

While a deadly disease incapacitates the Enterprise, an old enemy of Jim's forces him to remember his time on Tarsus IV. Spock finds Kirk's pain unacceptable. K/S RATED MATURE! Please note warnings in first chapter!

After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew? eventual Spock/Kirk

The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.

In the transporter room of the MirrorVerse, Spock sees something he wants and commits sabotage to get it.

You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now.

2009 Movieverse - Optimus Prime and Elita One attempt to cheer up Ironhide. WARNING: Threesome within! Pure smut alert! Sticky! Ch.6 - Optimus, Ironhide and Elita continue their threesome. Ironhide brings toys. Optimus experiments.

Kirk and Spock are watching McCoy, and they don't like what they see. He has terrible nightmares, doesn't eat, and no longer finds any pleasure in baiting Spock. In fact, he seems to be avoiding the Vulcan completely. A conclusion to "Mirror, Mirror".

The crew of the Enterprise engage in an inter-department competition of Capture the Flag. Team Gold thinks they're going to wipe the floor with Team Blue. Team Blue thinks Team Gold needs to be taught a lesson. And Team Red sits back and enjoys the show.

Days like this, he hates being on any planet with Jim Kirk, because Jim has just the sort of dismal luck that likes company. -Spock/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Spock-

S/Mc Slash. Leonard McCoy buys some cursed Runes. In order to break the curse he has to have sex. Sounds easy enough, but McCoy finds that his life is irreversably changed forever. Horror, hurt/comfort, friendship, angst, romance.

09 Movie verse with other continuity undertones - Mikaela’s love life hits the road block from hell while Ratchet is left fuming over having committed Wheeljack inspired malpractice. Mikaela/Ratchet with mocking of Sam/Bee; Nothing for, or against, slah

When Kirk and Spock beam down to Vulcan to investigate the recent destruction of a village, they get more than they bargained for. This story is 15 years old. My writing has improved since then, I think. I'm posting it as I review it. No pairing.

Five times Amanda thought Sarek was going into pon farr and the one time he totally did. Please comment, it'd be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

At 1700 hours, the command chair tries to eat Captain James T. Kirk. Total crack!fic. -Various Pairings, Kirk/McCoy-

Spock/Kirk. Mature Content. A short one, written for a friend who loves Kirk and his vanity. When the showers on the Enterprise are broken, Spock and Kirk have no option but to share...

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Quality time between Kirk and Spock. Not much of a plot. "Slice of life" would be an adequate description. Plenty of romance. Feedback welcome.

His dark hair was wavy and manicured back against his scalp, and his eyebrow twitched upward as she took in his Kevlar jacket and moderately ruffled clothing. She knew him, he was the Vulcan who rode the hoverbike outside. Amanda/Sarek Fluff.

-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?

Who says that being captured by the enemy and subjected to the whims of their medic is a bad thing? AU and sticky m/m elements. Second in the "Star-Crossed" series.

Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. Bumblebee struggles with 'HIS' secret but he can't help but worry that Wheeljack saw more in the garage than he's letting on. Of course, Wheeljack has problems of his own. One-shot. '07 verse. Mentions of M-preg.

MOVIEVERSE POST 2007 MOVIE Optimus Prime made a special movie a very long time ago, and he wishes the universe would forget about it. Chapter 13 It's DONE! It's up! Holoform Optimus Prime tries out his talents on Maggie. Naughty bits enclosed!

Ratchet's feeling a bit depressed after the hardships of being a war-medic get to be too much for him. The Twins try and find a way to help him out of his funk. Ratchet/Twins

Ratchet is busy, but Sideswipe wants to play... Set between Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. G1, slash, PWP. Gift fic for hoppersnail on LiveJournal.

Bumblebee continues to struggle with 'HIS' secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook. Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot. Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. 2007verse.

Sarek meets his match when Amanda holds a birthday party for a host of little girls. Holography series, 3 something.

Miles would have said it was standard alien behavior. Mikaela would have been weirded out, but amused. Sam just wondered what exactly he'd done to piss off the universe. Slash for science, and implications of mpreg. Written for the TF kink meme on LJ.

Complete. KS. What was really going on in “Requiem for Methuselah” and what happened afterward. First time story. AU since in my universe Gol never happens.

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

That handy guide every Red-Shirt should read before embarking on their first, and probably last, away mission. Warning-VERY light SMc. If you blink, you'll probably miss it.