Enjoy!

I'm a second year student in college. I love to read books (the people around me call it obsessive). I love to stay in my room and relax on weekends and week nights. Or, if I feel like it, I'll go out with my friends or to my local bookstore. I love going into bookstores, reading, and not buying stuff. It's fun to see the annoyed looks on the clerk's faces. You won't hear from me a lot unless I have no exams or I don't have to work on term papers. That means I won't have as much time as usual to write. Sorry...

I really dislike people interrupting me in my peace and people annoying me when I don't want to talk. I also hate people who are so random that they think that any conversation in the room is about you. IT'S NOT, SO SHUT UP! I hate homework so I work on it in class. I have amazingly average grades so as long as I don't go below a C I'm okay. Although it gets my teacher's panties in a twist when I do it, but I just find that funny.

I'm apparently a Ravenclaw. Yay me!

I love these and think they are hilarious:

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about going out there and dancing in the rain."- Unknown

"I can't wait until the day when I hear a happy love song on the radio and don't want to smash the thing."- Unknown

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh harder."- Unknown

"Have you lost your mind, getting married at twenty?" "Hell yeah, bring in the ambulance and get me institutionalized!"- Five seas (love you!)

"The boundary between the genius and the idiot is a slim one"- The Archon

"If you're going through hell, keep going."- Winston Churchill.

"A philosopher once asked, 'Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?' Pointless, really...'Do the stars gaze back?' Now that's a question."- Stardust.

"Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.-" Unknown

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?"- Unknown

"Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over."- Unknown

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."- Unknown

"Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."- Unknown

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!"- Unknown

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."- Unknown

"There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose."- Unknown

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."- Unknown

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."- Unknown

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."- Unknown

"Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?"- Unknown

"Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not."- Unknown

"Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door."- Unknown

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"- Unknown

"The more you love someone, the more you want them dead."- Unknown

"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love."- Unknown

"One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."- Unknown

"Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!"- Unknown

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."- Unknown

"Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS."- Unknown

"If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."- Unknown

"I love you is 8 letters, so is bullshit."- Unknown

"MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause...Goddamnit... all of our problems start with MEN!"- Unknown

"My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway."- Unknown

"A day without sunshine is like... night."- Unknown

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."- Unknown

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit."- Unknown

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."- Unknown

"If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun."- Unknown

"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."- Unknown

"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."- Unknown

"There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives."- Unknown

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."- Douglas Adams

"The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. "- Douglas Adams

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."- Unknown

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."- Unknown

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic."- Unknown

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.''- Mitch Ratliffe

"Beware the chickens, for in their silence, they plot..."- My quote for life. Chickens are evil little creatures.

"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions."- Unknown (SO SO FRUSTRATING!)

"There was just some things in life money couldn't buy. But for everything else, there was MasterCard…"- Lightning Streak

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but most abuse the privilege!"- Unknown (Way too true)

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!"- Unknown

"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest."- Mark Twain

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."- Cyril Connolly

"Show of hands. Who thinks we’re screwed?"- Devon, Trial by Fire

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."- Unknown

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide."- Unknown

"My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."- Unknown

"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"- Unknown (My second motto for life)

"Life sucks and then you die."- Unknown

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."- Unknown (mostly true)

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."- Unknown

"Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it."- Unknown (Unfortunately, very true.)

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought."- Unknown

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"- Unknown

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"- Unknown

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys."- Unknown (True. Very very true)

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"- Unknown (I wish I could hear somebody say this in a real life situation!)

"Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."- Unknown (They are fun to watch fall down the stairs.)

"I ran with scissors, and lived! Take that laws of physi-ow!"- Unknown

"Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter."- Unknown

"I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly in most situations."- Unknown (My number three motto for life. It should be my first)

"I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it."- Unknown

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."- Unknown (Very very very true.)

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."- Unknown

"What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding."- Unknown

"I am not saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it."- Unknown (Someone said this to me once.)

"Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history."- Unknown (I'm insane!!!)

"Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye."- Unknown (I said this to someone. She looked at me weirdly and then walked away. I still need to stab her in the eye...)

"You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter."- Unknown (I say that to this boy I hate. He hates it when everyone laughs afterwards)

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."- Unknown

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women."- Unknown

"So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone."- Unknown

"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face."- Unknown

"Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them."- Unknown

"Reviews are like marriage: once you are in, it's hard to get out."- lafeedeslilas (you rock man!)

"She was either not really poor or… heaven forbid, an optimist."- FHT3rdandCo

"You're more likely to be killed by a rouge campaign cork than a poisinous spider."- Unknown

"Volleyball is the most commonly played sport in nudest colonies."- Unknown

"1: Did it hurt?

2: Did what hurt?

1: When you fell from Heaven.

2: Awww.

1: Cause your face is seriously *&())(*& up!" - My Very Good Friend And Probably Brother From Another Mother Evan

"Get Whiny The Pooh out of here! He'll ruin me!" - Evan

"Guy 1: Why don't you get out of here before I get arrested?

Guy 2: Nah, I'd rather stick around and see that." - Evan

"Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"- Evan

"The sun is really bright. Why can't the rest of the world be like that?" - Evan

"Just because I have a big ass doesn't mean you need to grope it!"- Me

"I know I'm awesome, you don't need to stare."- Unknown

"Life is an avocado. I don't know why, it just is...shut up."- Evan

"Me: Don't go over to the dark side!

Evan: But they have cookies!

Me:...Their cookies are raw.

Evan: Yay! raw cookie dough!

Me: Dammit!"- Me and Evan (It actually happened. Everyone on that bus laughed so hard...)

"Me: Mom?

Mom: Yeah?

Me: If I start laughing hysterically in my sleep-

Mom: What do you want me to do?

Me: Record it! I want to see what I'm like when I laugh in my sleep."- Me and my mom (Again, it actually happened.)

"Life asked Death, 'Why does everyone love me, but hate you?' Death responded, 'Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."- hikarirose13

Writing is a lot like sex. At first, you do it because you like it. Then, you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all... you end up doing it for money. - Unknown

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic. - Unknown

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it's hot. - Unknown

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot. - Unknown