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Author has written 3 stories for Gundam Seed, and Fairy Tail.
Im an anime freak. Lets just put that out there.
I, Baka4Anime, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
AsuCaga Facts and Trivias!
CAGALLI YULA ATHHA
Age : 16 (GS), 18 (GSD)
Alias : Goddess of Victory, The Lioness of ORB
Nationality : United Emirates of Orb [GS/GSD]
Birthday : May 18, CE 55
Genetic type : Natural
Ethnic Origin : Japanese
Hair Color : Blonde
Eye Color : Golden Amber
Blood Type : A
Height : 162 cm [GS, 164 cm [GSD]
Weight : 54 kg [GS, 48 kg [GSD]
Family : Adoptive Father (Uzumi Nara Athha), Brother (Kira Yamato), Father (Ulen Hibiki, deceased), Mother (Via Hibiki, deceased); Possible Brother (Canard Pars)
Love interests : Athrun Zala (Her Soul-Mate), Jona Roma Saran (ex-fiancé, not husband—she never said "I do.")
Position/Rank : Princess (Orb) [GS, Chief Representative (Orb) [GSD, Supreme Commander (Orb) [GSD]
Mobile Suit : FX-550 Skygrasper [GS, MBF-02 Strike Rouge [GS/GSD, ORB-01 Akatsuki [GSD]
Additional Info of Cagalli:
1. Cagalli is named after Japanese word 'kagaribi' which means a 'bonfire' or a 'watch fire'.
i. It may also have come from a type of Orchid which is in deep red color, Slc Kagaribi Dawn 'Red star' Orchid.
2. There are several references to 'dawn' in groups/objects around her.
i. Her love interest, Athrun Zala's first name means 'dawn' or 'daybreak' in German.
ii. The last mobile suit she pilots, the 'Akatsuki' means 'dawn' in Japanese.
iii. The resistance group she joins is known as the 'Desert Dawn'.
iv. The disastrous counterattack after the ZAFT attack on Tassil took place at dawn.
v. The company that built the original 5 Gundams, Morgenroete, is based in Orb. 'Morgenroete' is German for 'daybreak'.
3. Although her favorite color is green, she has links to the colour red as well.
i. The 'Rouge' in the name of her first mobile suit means red in French.
ii. Her love interest, Athrun Zala, mostly pilots MSes which were all in shades of red.
iii. Her image song is 'Precious Rose'; roses are mostly known for the red colour.
4. Despite the fact that she and Kira Yamato are twin siblings, she insists that Kira is her "little" brother. This is most likely due to his meek nature in the first series. It should be noted that Kira was taken from his mother's womb early in his development and placed into an artificial womb while Cagalli was born as a Natural in her mother's womb, so the two could literally have been born at the same exact time. On another note, since Kira was taken out of their mother's womb first, he is definitely older.
ATHRUN ZALA
Age : 16 (GS), 18 (GSD)
Alias : Alex Dino
Nationality : PLANT [GS/GSD, United Emirates of Orb [GSD]
Birthday : October 29, CE 55
Genetic Type : Coordinator
Ethnic Origin : German
Hair Color : dark violet [GS] - navy blue [GSD]
Eye Color : Emerald Green
Blood Type : O
Height : 170 cm [GS, 174 cm [GSD]
Weight : 60kg [GSD]
Family : Father (Patrick Zala, deceased at the end of Gundam SEED), Mother (Lenore Zala, deceased)
Love Interest : Lacus Clyne (ex-fiancé), Cagalli Yula Athha (His Soul-Mate), Luna Maria Hawke (flirt), Meyrin Hawk (admirer), Meer Campbell (Slut)
Position/Rank : ZAFT Red Coat, FAITH [GS to GSD37, Colonel/Captain (Orb) [GSD45 to GSD50, Admiral (Orb Military Forces) [Destiny-Special Edition]
Mobile Suit : GAT-X303 Aegis Gundam [GS, ZGMF-X09A Justice Gundam [GS, ZGMF-X23S Saviour Gundam [GSD, ZGMF-X19A Infinite Justice [GSD]
Additional Info of Athrun:
1. Athrun's given name means 'dawn' or 'daybreak' in German. This is a nod to his love interest, Cagalli Yula Athha, who has several links with 'dawn'.
i. In Greek, the word 'Athrun' came from the word 'Al Athrun', it is a small village in Eastern Libya, located about 35 kilometres east of Apollonia. One of the main archaeological attractions of the town are two Byzantine basilicas, beautifully located by the sea and adorned with white marble from Proconnesus. The name Al Athrun is often spelled in various ways, like Athrun, Alathrun, L'athroun, Lathrun or Latrun. According to some sources, the town was established by the Byzantines, who originally named it 'Erythron', from the Greek ερυθρός (Erythron: 'red'), in reference to the red colour of the local earth. Another nod for Cagalli who has links to that color as well. 'Asuran' is actually just the Katakana version of Athrun.
2. He has the somewhat dubious honour of being the only character in the Cosmic Era who self destructed his mobile suits not once but twice. (He detonated the Aegis to destroy the Strike and self destructed the Justice to destroy GENESIS.) Coincidently, in both detonations, the one who saved him was Cagalli.
Asucaga's First Meeting:
C.E. 71, March 08
- Cagalli and Athrun met for the first time and spent the night on an uninhabited island in the Indian Ocean. [SEED PHASE-24]
October 02, 2004
- The first ever broadcast of SEED PHASE-24
CLARIFICATION!
It's been confirmed that Athrun and Cagalli DID NOT SEPERATE. Athrun did NOT get together with Meyrin! This is official!
The creator of Gundam Seed and Gundam Seed Destiny made an appearance on television apologizing for not making it clear that Athrun had returned to Cagalli at the end, wearing an Orb Admiral uniform.
Besides, interview with Naomi Shindou (who voiced "Cagalli Yula Athha") said: "... However, according to the director (Mitsuo Fukuda), he said that was the speech from the representative head's standpoint. Cagalli approaching Meyrin "Please take care of Athrun", for Meyrin, it was "You will be fine to get on the Archangel". It seems Cagalli, as the representative head, helped Meyrin by providing her whereabouts, isn't it?"
The director of the show, Mitsuo Fukuda, then created two AMC's (anime music clips) where he made this clear to fans who had missed the airing of this report. The two AMC's are known as 'Reason' and 'Akatsuki no Kuruma'. The links to these respective videos will be placed below. Their authenticity is proven towards the end with Fukuda's signature and Sunrise's approval.
These videos are unlisted. So, only those with the link can see it. Consider yourselves lucky for I am such a kind person. (*evil laugh!*)
Reason (I so love this one!)
Akatsuki No Kuruma (this one is a little cheesy because of the flowers but it has Fukuda's signature at the end which proves that he made it, so put the blame on him.)
Of course, I checked all these out first before putting the links here. Also, I included here the official AMC for the other songs that I could find. These also has Fukuda's signature at the end, so I assure you that these are all official!
A very touching story. Please feel free to read it when u got time. :
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.
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Bloom like an artist,
there are no borders,
Dreams aren't untouchable.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.(LOL).
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.(well...)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (never usually my own -_-)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
FUCK STEROTYPES! WOO!
Girls Don't Realize These Things...
I'm sorry
That I brought you roses
To tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
Not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
To satisfy your wants
I'm sorry
That I open your car door
And pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
To be your guy
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice
Not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
To buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
Cuddling with you, instead at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
Like some random guy
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to
But never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car
But when we went, you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere
But not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat
Only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours
Instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
That you don't realize
I've been the one all along
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all...
I'm sorry
For not being
Sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
For who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good
Enoguh to make it in your world
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
I thought that was what friends were for
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you
And actually meant it
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
Instead of spending time with my family
I'm sorry
That
I cared
I'm sorry
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish
You could have done something different
you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Reposted from 'SugarCarly'