A proud member of the Sue slayers! (if you have no idea what I'm talking about, go read the epitome of randomness's story 'The Sue Slayers: A New Fangirlogist. It ought to be down there in my favorite stories section.)

if you spot a mistake, PM me, and I'll change it. this computer hates me, and frequently mis-spells things that I could SWEAR I spelt right...And it decapitalises letters at the start of sentences. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES.)

20/7/09

Note: I Recently (Well, Actually, About Mid-May..) Discovered The Musical Spring Awakening.

From Thereafter, Spring Awakening=LOVE.

END OF. London Cast Beats Broadway By Miiiilllessss

(Sorry Broadway. But London Cast has Aneurin Barnard. AND Jamie Blackley. AND IWAN RHEON. And, So I Seem Less Shallow, Lucy Barker's Voice And Acting Make Me Almost Cry Every Time :') SO SAD It Closed :( Youtube Stalking Is All I Have Left... If Anyone Has Or Knows Of A Full Show Recording Of The London Cast, I Will Love You FOREVER. FOREVER, I SAY!!)

OK, so i used to be WingsOfDestiny27 but i got bored of that name, so i changed it to what people have started to call me at my new school, except i added 27 to it. then thought that was a bit kiddish...then i got bored and just put what the computer keeps telling me - that I'm not valid.

Anyway, there isn't much that you need to know about me. Mainly just these three things:1) I have ridiculously high standards in those old fashioned things like oh, I don't know, punctuation, grammar, you know. Occasionally, I'll make an exception, but only for stories with a unique storyline that \i haven't seen about 50 times before. Or if its a parody, obviously.

2)My name is Cameron, but if you like, you can call me Cammie. Oh look, i should probably have put that before, as number 1, shouldn't I? oh well.

3) This is a WRITING site, therefore, PLEASE for the sake of my sanity, don't write shit that doesn't work with number 1 and not expect me to flame it. because i WILL. and asking me to be nice will not work. Because I'm not going to be.

And finally, number 4) I am quite possibly one of the strongest atheists you ever have and ever will meet. If you have some odd wish to have your ass whipped in some little debate about theology, please PM me, by all means. I would find it amusing.

ooh wait, i just thought of another one: it ties in with the first, kind of- i really, really, really, really hate excessive amounts of punctuation. There is no need to put about 5 exclamation marks after one word, just to empathise your point. OK, so i do that when I'm on facebook, or MSN or whatever, but that's different. I'm not publishing that as a work of quality, for other people to read and critique.

favourites...

Books/authors( in no particular order)

pretty things, for when i can't be bothered to read something with substance

Sarah Dessen, int he same category as above.

ANYTHING by Terry Pratchett

Lord Of The Flies- it could happen. Really, it could.

Tithe & Iron side, because the writing is just...wow.

I Capture the Castle- She's so ridiculously naive that you have to love her, really.

if i were being a good girl, i would put War and Peace on here, but no. just-no

Rebecca- Daphne du Maurier

Captain Corelli's Mandolin- Louis de Bernieres

the Catcher in the Rye- J.D Salinger

Psshhhtt. I Could Go On :P

Hobbies:

reading, writing, reading, sleeping, reading, climbing, reading, daydreaming, reading, fighting, reading, fan fiction,reading, drawing, reading, talking, reading, being a smart-ass, reading, being sarcastic, reading, skiing, reading, painting, reading, dancing,reading, singing, reading.

other stuff (and, yes, i know that you've probably read them before- i only kept the ones i really liked or agreed with):

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

In case you need further proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his. –George S. Patton

To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life. –W. Somerset Maugham

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work. –Mark Twain

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. -A. Whitney Brown

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets..

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman. - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

I can't die, because I'm the main character of my own life.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -Unknown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania- Dorothy Parker

Aaaand, there you go. That's it. I may update it at some point. Probably. but if you've read this far, well done!