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Joined 04-15-07, id: 1261469, Profile Updated: 12-27-15
Author has written 5 stories for Jak and Daxter.

Yeah, I did. I deleted my stories and am editing them before re-posting them. All my lovely reviews... gone =(. I'm done with the oneshots and am currently working on Insanity before I do Nightmares.

Progress:

Insanity: Deleted. Edited chapters are slowly going back up.

Nightmares: Deleted. In line to be edited.

This is Home: Deleted, edited, extended and re-posted with a new, much better ending

Invasion of the Fake Cheese: Deleted, edited and re-posted.

Tomatoes are Irrelevant: Deleted, edited and re-posted

A Rose of New Hope: Deleted. Will never been seen again unless it goes through some MAJOR changes until it's to my liking.

After the War There Comes Life: Deleted, edited and re-posted. Now under the name "When the War is Over, There's Fluff" because of how fluffy and pointless it is.

Here's me on DeviantART http:///

Paradise Eco/MidnightCalle's amazing cover for Insanity http:///art/Insanity-152621999Yes, my fan work now has fan art XD And it looks so good!

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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8886 - Favs: 6,051 - Follows: 5,501 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The New Random Adventures of Jak and Daxter by ChocolateZombie reviews
A bunch of random oneshots that I thought of while playing the Jak games. Mostly involves Jak and Torn, because you know you can make them do the stupidest, most random stuff together. Chapter 13 up
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Jak M.
Riding the Bull by Philliwolf5 reviews
This will be a series of oneshots based on the adventures of my F!Inquisitor, Garesh Adaar, and HER private adventures with The Iron Bull. It goes without saying that there will possibly be mission SPOILERS within. Contains NSFW content. You've been warned! DISCLAIMER: I do not own Dragon Age. Characters, places, lore, etc. belong to Bioware.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/20/2017 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Iron Bull, Adaar
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7116 - Favs: 14,714 - Follows: 11,570 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
When the Mist Clears, You by PrincessTverski reviews
Lady Trevelyan falls mysteriously ill after a desire demon attack. Commander Cullen decides to help her recover. Three Parts. NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 12/3/2015 - [Cullen, Trevelyan] - Complete
Shiner by Alternative Delirium reviews
Only days remain before the big race, and Keira goes and gives herself a black eye. Jak is nothing but supportive, so why does she keep pushing him away? Their relationship might be in trouble if she can't figure herself out. Love is complicated... but so worth it. JakxKeira
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,878 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Figure It Out by Tina Redwood reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he can win over Hermione Granger. Blaise Zabini thinks he can win over Ginny Weasley. And it all starts with an embarrassing mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,254 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Perhaps the Night Isn't Quite Over Yet by tinneko reviews
Inspired by the diary entry in Fable II. Just what does Reaver find in his bedroom after his companion's less than impressive performance? Updated to include expanded plot line! Rated M for a reason. Very lemony. You've been warned.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Reaver, Inga
Wicked Games by DulcieFlorbelle reviews
Two of the loneliest people in Albion found solace in each others (frequent) company. Creatures incapable of love express affection the only way they know how. Queen/Reaver. Rated M for smut.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Bad Medicine by Garrus's Bad Medicine reviews
When Garrus runs into a unidentified aphrodisiac, only one thing can help him. Garrus/everyone. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Gazing by Myka reviews
Sirius takes an interest in a lonely Remus during their third year and decides he is to be the next Marauder, but James isn't too enthusiastic with the idea. AU. siriusxremus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,872 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
The boy it could have been (Original) by suspense button presser reviews
One drunken night changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,084 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ginny W., Neville L.
Caught in the Act by xbamxheartagramx reviews
Shepard decides to relive some tension all on her own and Garrus lets her know just what he thinks about that. M for language, sex and violence. So if that isn't your thing I suggest you keep on scrolling. Garrus/F!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
You Do Know How To Whistle, Don't You Garrus? by thepurplewombat reviews
fill for a kmeme prompt, again :) Can be found here: In which human whistling freaks Garrus out.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Shepard's Birthday by thepurplewombat reviews
What if Shepard didn't have to choose between Kaidan and Garrus? This started out as a one-shot and kind of...grew. Also, may soon acquire an actual plot! Some parts are pretty dark.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Kaidan A.
The Last Will and Testament of Legolas by Aranel Carnilino reviews
Helm's Deep, before the battle. Legolas needs to write...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Legolas, Haldir
The Fourteen Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Eowyn by Voldie on Varsity Track reviews
Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Good Queen Vold mocks everything that always happens to Faramir and Eowyn. Also contains the delightful pairing of Eomer/a mop.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Faramir, Eowyn
Palace Stories by Corad and Bijoux reviews
Early chapters being revised. The never ending Rampages of Baron Praxis. This is the Haven City we know and love. Chapter 45: There's something lurking on the Precursor Mountains and Erol, along with six boy scouts, are the first to know about it. Will this beastly terror be the end of him? And is it related to Praxis? Only tenacity will tell...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 182,595 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Praxis, Ashelin, Erol, Veger
As The Prophecy Foretold by YamiTami reviews
Seers see more than the history changing events. Especially when they're drunk. //Jak/Dax, spoilers through Jak 3, Onin being a perv//
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Daxter, Jak M. - Complete
A Good Old Fashioned Parody by truetabularasa reviews
Bringing back the age old LOTR movie parodies, although this is from the extended version of the movies
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,985 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/13/2006
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Triangle by herp-di-derp reviews
Valkyrie Cain is torn. Two men adore her. Or so she thought. What if one of them was only using her? Just to hurt her and wreck her very core? M for a reason. Slight humor I guess. Enjoy and please R&R!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010
I Can Do Bad All By Myself by Paradise Eco reviews
I will tell you a story that not even the Precursors know the ending too, I will tell you about love. About sins and blood. About courage and virtues of a hero. Now can you guess who is the man and who is the monster?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,846 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Oh No! Another Lord of the Rings Parody? by Kitt Otter reviews
'Fraid so. Frodo's a stinker and Bilbo's worse. Sauron's beard is pointy and his minions wield chainsaws. Aragorn couldn't find his nose in the dark. And the worst of it…? Gandalf owes me money. MEFA 2010 nominee; thanks Clodia!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Frodo B.
Growing Desires by Little Miss. Anonymous reviews
As the war in Haven City dies off, tension grows between the Highly respected General Ashelin and a Wastelander named Jak. Soon their friendship will grow into something more. M/F,Lemon.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,133 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Jak M., Ashelin - Complete
Sammich? by LoorTheDarkElf reviews
Call it an accident. Call it being caught in the rain. Call it whatever you want, it still dosn't change the fact that she stole his sandwich. Rated for Language just being safe.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,020 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Torn - Complete
Always Here by wawwhite reviews
Rogue needs Jean's help if she want to join Kitty, Jubilee, Bobby, and Piotr in a game of spin-the-bottle. My first X-Men fanfic!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix - Complete
On the Fence by bufudyne reviews
When Jak and Ashelin forget about Keira and Torn, a relationship begins to form between the mechanic and the Freedom League soldier. But maybe Jak has to lose Keira before he realizes what she was to him... Will he be able to get her back? Jak/Keira/Torn
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,574 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Keira, Torn
Notes by an obsession too far reviews
MWPP. History of magic is boring. so they pass notes. SBRL. AN some of it is ment ot be in bold but isnt, sorry I tried but my computer is going blah! Rating changed for language used in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Shadowcat's Knight by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
What was first a private Danger Room session finishes off with an unexpected twist. R&R
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Katherine P./Shadowcat - Complete
The Hobwit by Odo Banks reviews
Bango Bigguns is whisked off on a perilous adventure by a wizard and thirteen dwarfs during which he must confront a pack of sexual innuendos, a bucket load of toilet humor - and more anachronisms than you can poke a wild rabbit at!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010
Something Happened by Lady Bracknell reviews
Frozen white stuff falls from the sky and makes something happen. Five times. Remus/Sirius festive fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Adventures of Dustfinger and Mo by BrokenWarrior reviews
SLASH! Crack!Fic. What happens when you put me and an eleven-year-old girl together? This story is what. Enjoy. Flames will be used to keep me warm when I go to America. Review please! There is no plot!
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Dustfinger, Mo F. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Moondance by Captain Hilts reviews
After Torn and Errol recieve invitations to the Formal for the KG officers-inspite of the fact they're nothing but recruits- they decide to attend, but surprises await at least one of them upon arrival. Feedback always appreciated!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Erol, Torn - Complete
Rebels With a Cause: a tale of the Underground by Captain Hilts reviews
Set a few months before the events of Jak II. Life in the Underground, and Keira's struggle to be accepted by Torn. Why is he so unwilling to let her join? There must be something beneath the surface...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,968 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Keira, Torn - Complete
The Fellowship Cooks Dinner by Nari-chan SND reviews
After a hard days worth of travelling, the Fellowship needs to make the most important descicion of their lives... who will cook dinner and what will they have? Rated what it is to be safe. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006
Weight Of The World by Paradise Eco reviews
Can you really follow in your parent's footsteps? Will you turn out like them? A Hero? A villain? Things that happened in the past can't really effect the future... right?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Emmett Cullen by Mrs Emmett McCarty reviews
Emmett has been banned from touching Rosalie for a whole day by Carlisle. What will he do with the extra time? OOC at some points. This story is not finished and won't be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Torn by Wolfykhjak reviews
A brief poem about Torn from the Jak games series. Please read and review and enjoy.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Torn - Complete
A Walk in the Woods by Mistress Ivy reviews
Kurt goes for a walk in the woods and finds a nice little surprise.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
100 Ways of Killing Ashelin! by giantshroomhead0 reviews
Let's make our least favorite character die 100 times! Inspired by "100 Ways to kill Ilia" from the Zelda category. If you have an idea for a death scene, write it up and email it to me! Let the killings begin!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ashelin
All Knowing Elf by DARN i lost my ink pen reviews
Based on the movies. Legolas gets a dose of his own medicine when nobody responds to his random words of wisdom the way he expects! Scenes will be re-written to accomodate our elvish hero's idiocy. Some Legolas-bashing, open to requests.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Legolas
NEVER READ FANFICTION TO HOBBITS! by DARN i lost my ink pen reviews
The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
When Pig's Fly by hpgirl4ever reviews
Sirius manages to get a sleepy Remus to join him on a six a.m. stroll, find out what happens when secrets are revealed and Remus is not a morning person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by giantshroomhead0 reviews
The title is what it is. There is a massive gathering for every character in the series, and they play a giant game of truth or dare. You choose the truths or the dares! Make 'em up and send them to me! T-rated truths/dares allowed!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008
Born of Magic by Bottlebrush reviews
Nymphadora Tonks’s autobiography. Canon-compatible throughout. Implied slash SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2009 - N. Tonks - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Room by Halan Lore reviews
See what is going on in the Harry Potter World! Starts in 3rd year, actual story part ends near the end of the 4th year. Mostly crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
A Bamf Too Many by KatLeePT reviews
A bamf is only a sneeze away for poor Kurt. Slash, Het, and Warped Humor.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
memory of darkness by Sawlt to Your Suger reviews
Murtagh remembers her skin and forfeits promises he intended to keep. His fingers and "lips will be the only things to give her pleasure, and though my mind wanders and wishes for more, in my heart this is enough." M/N, Empire in background. Post-Eldest.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
The End Of The World As We Know It by Paradise Eco reviews
Before the Dark Warrior project, there was the Eco Projects. Where people were choosen to have ecos pushed through their bodies. Blue. Red. Yellow, most died but others surived. The Blue Eco Experiment, a confused girl with a fate worse than death.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,276 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Erol - Complete
Life Therapy with Gwen by Lady Death 77 reviews
After all the stress the LOTR characters go through you'd think they might need some therapy. Well, things might get a little crazy when they come to see Dr. Gwen and admit some long forgotten issues. Au.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008
Boys, Drama, and Eating Disorders by FrednGeorgeFanGirl reviews
Watch the drama unfold as Ginny battles with anorexia and bulimia. Where did Fred and George's puking pastilles go and why has Ginny developed an unhealthy jealousy of Cho? Will she ever reveal her secret and get the help she needs? Follows through OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,119 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty Blue Eyes by Little Mouse reviews
Each of the Hobbits is puzzled by Legolas's mysterious response when asked about his reasons for coming on the quest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Legolas
Their Personal Heaven by KatLeePT reviews
Kitty awakes to find that she is alone . . . or is she? Kurtty.
Excalibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Shadowcat, Nightcrawler - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
NEVILLE! And the Epic of the Toad by empaige reviews
Through pain, laughter, tears and toads, we shall follow Neville Longbottom's first year through and through. Drabbles. Chapt. 1 Revised. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 11,724 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Balkeirv by IrishLeFay reviews
Remus is taken in the middle of the night by the Ministry for failure to comply with the Werewolf Codes, and it only gets worse from there. Takes place before Harry's conception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Daxter by FFNend reviews
This is the novelization of the PSP game Daxter.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Daxter
This One Is A Memory by Lady Bracknell reviews
Tanya ruins Edward's evening. He can't find it within himself to mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
The Lament of Pants by KatLeePT reviews
Winnie the Pooh and a friend discuss the lack of clothing choices for some Disney characters.
Crossover - Disney & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by JKWhite reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Gay Old Time by Arfea and Alcy reviews
Action! Adventure! Horror! All the things you'll read in another story. The Crackiest crack fanfiction you will ever, ever read. Don't ask, don't question it, don't even think. Just sit back and let the strangeness flow. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
The One Where Chandler Is King, But Who Is Queen? by Exintaris reviews
A plan of Janice's went wrong, with the result that Chandler is now with Monica. But Janice has discovered that she was tricked, and intends revenge. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2002
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Molly by GrandmaBeth reviews
At last! My fav. character! It starts with the births of her children. Peak at a few choice pages from her diary. I am not JK Rowling. I make no money form fan-fiction. If you recognize it from JKR it belong's to her and I am just borrowing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Secret Life of by Bridgette Potter reviews
Little oneshots of the secret lives of various LOTR characters. Tell me if you have ideas! And they can be of characters I have already written about!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Frodo B.
Something In The Giraffe Meat by Forsaken Elf reviews
Legolas goes hunting and kills an albino giraffe for the fellowship to eat. The fellowship and eventually the rest of the world goes crazy. complete crackfic warning
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007
Bad by saxgirl42 reviews
Why exactly did Arwen come to Frodo's aid during the Flight to the Ford, instead of Lord Glorfindel?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
Bit of a Holiday by Only Sometimes reviews
“So, after SEVEN YEARS you decide to waltz back in, a bit drunk, at two in the morning! You’re legally dead, being missing for seven years!” “Legally, not literally, c’mon now, let’s focus on the positive..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Bad Timing, Worse Circumstances by Elenillor reviews
Future RS. Set just after the Snape incident, Sirius lets slip his feelings for Remus. On top of gaining Remus' affections, he must now also regain his trust.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,163 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
So Much Like Blood by Punkindoodle reviews
As we tumble to the bed, her foot knocks over the vase of roses on the night stand and it falls over, spilling water onto the hardwood floor. Neither one of us cares; we're too far gone in our own ecstasy to worry about such trivial things. DRACO/HERMIONE ONE-SHOT ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Adventures in the Bar of Killed off Characters by Captain Pagie reviews
DEDICATED TO NOTA LONE! Boromir, Haldir, and Sirius Black are in a bar where all characters that have been killed off from other novels dwell. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they work together to fidn a way out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,024 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Boromir, Haldir
To Kill Her by Kicho101 reviews
This is a funny poemfic about killing people! Read if you hate Ashelin! Second chap, peeps!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Keira - Complete
Seven Sisters by Pearl Took reviews
Pippin Took is now The Took's son and lives at Great Smials - where a group of his sister's friends are tormenting him. This time, did they go too far? **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Faeries by Pearl Took reviews
Young Faramir Took is horribly upset when some Brandybuck cousins tease him, but, might what they said be true? **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Yule Tales by Pearl Took reviews
A series of stories about Pippin and Faramir of Gondor at various Yuletides while they were growing up. **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Faramir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Game Night by Hekate101 reviews
...What happens when Hermione runs out of homework. Truth or Dare, Spin the Bottle, and I've Never. ToothFairy!Ron, Drunk!Hermione, Sexologist!Millicent and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/11/2004
A Day in Time by Pearl Took reviews
Merry has some very strange dreams - or were they more than just dreams? Marigold’s Challenge #47. I was paired with Pippinfan who gave me these elements:gold locket, moonlight, a sledge, sick/injured Merry **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Autumn and Spring in Love by LarienGreenleaf1 reviews
Legolas finally takes action to his hearts direction. Gandalf is encoraging and Aragorn concerned.First set briefly after Mithrandirs return and then a night in the wilderness before Edoras. Slash Gimli/Legolas. Very very VERY! SLIGHT L/A -NOT EVEN FUNNY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Jak and Daxter Bloopers by Demyx's waterbaby reviews
With every great production comes a bunch of screw-ups. Let's get a chance to see those screw-ups, shall we?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Once a Traitor, Always a Traitor by WishfulTrance reviews
The night of Allan's betrayal. Will/Djaq Allan/Djaq
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8500 - Favs: 7,766 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Silly little Songs by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
one or two silly little parody songs my friend and I came up with a few years ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
LOTRMarySue style by Rossmonster reviews
This is The Lord Of The Rings if a Mary-Sue writer had gotten hold of the book on the way to the publishers. Read at your peril
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Taste of Home by Pearl Took reviews
While living in Minas Tirith in their old age,Merry and Pippin celebrate Yuletide, and find they are missing the way they celebrated Yule back in The Shire - especially one of the foods. **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Those Nonsensical Moments by Only Sometimes reviews
A series of short one shots that revolve around a few of our favorite characters as they experience some of the strangest, most awkward, hopefully hilarious moments of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
The bet by Karen Starr reviews
Jak want to ride Keira's nice new zoomer in a race but she says no what happens when he bets his freedom, money, and sanity on this race and what is the positive out come JXK LEMON... yummy enjoy REView please
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Jak and Daxter The Lost Frontier by Kiwiprince reviews
The people of Haven City are on the losing end of the Metalhead Wars and Jak absorbs too much dark eco and is stuck in dark form. More INFO in Profile Pls R & R
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Jak M., Daxter
In Which Our Heroes Try Being Real Teenagers by agnes-says-hello reviews
Absolute rubbish, honestly. Just playing around with the idea of how UNREALISTIC Harry Ron and Hermione are as teenagers. Rated T for swearing and drugs whoooopeee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Downside Of Brilliance by the goofball reviews
*oneshot* A bright mind has its downside – as Severus and Hermione know. Warnings: OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Show Concern by Cuban Sombrero Gal reviews
remus x tonks, ficlet. Nymphadora Tonks had always loved the wild and insane ones, but Remus Lupin was different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Jak: Fallen Angel by longearsdude reviews
Jak wants to avenge Keiras death and travels to hell. but he's in for more than he bargained for, Demon muraders, An insane ruler,and death himself. Soon, he will meet his true destiny, and his loved ones. CHAPTER 11 IS BACK UP! Sorry, explanation inside.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Jak M., Keira
Hey Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle, the Goa by CEShaughnessy reviews
When young Pippin gets his first musical instrument he is eager to show off his newfound talent for playing it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Superpower by myeerah reviews
Drabble set in Jak II: Daxter muses on what makes him special.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Daxter - Complete
The Uruks March to Helms Deep by MCR Lurver reviews
What the uruks really say on the way to Helms Deep. Just something that my sister and I made up. One-shot. K for mild language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Pictures Of You by Finding-Emo reviews
The important events of Razer's year, told in a bunch of short drabbles. Implied RazErol, maybe JakRazer in later chapters, although the jury's still out on that one. If you can think up a better title, review. If you can't, review anyway. C:
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Razer
Let's All Take A Trip To Ward 12 by Finding-Emo reviews
Run for cover! The severely insane authoress Finding-Emo has been let loose upon Haven City! No, it's not a self-insert fic. Read and review, peeps!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008
Arwent by TauVertex reviews
Arwen leaves Aragorn to be with Treebeard! A shipping parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Arwen U., Treebeard - Complete
Dolls by OnlyFunOnFridays reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett does not play with dolls.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Cutler B. - Complete
The Key Guard by baby le reviews
William "Liam" Swann Turner III finds himself in trouble with the Pirate King & Captain of the Flying Dutchman when he's caught playing with the very item he's supposed to guard.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Rivendell International Airport by Primsong reviews
A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Our Bodies are Magic! by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
What happens when Ron has to sit through a lecture about the physical development of witches and wizards from Snape? Utter humiliation, that's what! Outtake from Daphne Greengrass and the 6th Year From Hell, but can be enjoyed on its own. One-shot AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the terrors of my imagination by rixietrixie91 reviews
There are too many problems with the world today, but Harry has a way to solve all that. Even world hunger! warnign, this was written at 1:50 a.m. I think that should speak for itself
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thwarted by Ancalime8301 reviews
Frodo's love life isn't going very well, and he's not happy about it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Do You Love Me, Merry? by GothicPenguin367 reviews
During FOTR. Pippin sees a vision in Galadriel's mirror, and begins to ask questions. Humour. Slight Merry/Pippin. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Two For One by Shire hobbit reviews
Response to a Valentine's Day challenge. Frodo ends up escorting two girls to a party. Even though he doesn't want to.... Just a short, cute little story....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Frodo B. - Complete
Keira The Axe Murderer by Gemster reviews
Chapter four is up! What WOULD it be like if everyone was scared of Vin? R&R
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Keira
Dark Jak Massacre by The Imaginary One reviews
A story containing 99.8% randomness generated from two people's twisted minds. Oh, the other 0.2% is currently being used for a small amount of storyline. Enjoy! Chapter 5 added!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Jak M., Praxis
Hogwarts Chat Room by Tina Redwood reviews
Hogwarts gets a chat room. M for Harry&Ginny's webcam cyber, etc. :D One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Edibility, Drinkability, and Chewability by foxtrot852 reviews
This is the short story of an argument between Legolas and Gimli about whether water is considered edible, drinkable, or chewable. LabyrinthXover in that Jareth shows up for a few paragraphs, but requires no knowledge of Labyrinth. AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Needs an Employee by Tina Redwood reviews
Read letters between your favorite characters as Fred and George try to find someone to work at their store. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Lord of the Rings: The Musical by onichild420 reviews
A fanfic written by my sister YEARS ago. Just a parody of LotR, only one chapter at the moment, but I might find some others if people want it to be so. Implied gay, swearing and characters being morons. Enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Frodo B.
Torn's Surprise by IvyBlonde reviews
Jak meets Torn for a breifing but something seems off about him. whats with the strange looks? Jak doesn't get it till he starts to pull the fast moves. first installment, rest done by MinxBubblOo .link in my profile to hers.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Diary, Oh Diary by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Arwen tells Merry and Pippin to guard her diary from Aragorn that's filled with her marriage problems. So what happens when they read it? VERY FUNNY! ONE-SHOT! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Story of Harry and Ginny's Love Life by twilightdancer66 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Will sparks fly between Harry and Ginny? Or will their relationship be killed? Harry/Ginny with some Ron/Hermione... But something happens with Ron and Hermione's relationship? Will things turn out all right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Twas the night before Fisshmas by Otter Seastar reviews
Celebrated Gollum-style. Poemfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Gollum, Bilbo B.
Home Movies by Strawberrykin reviews
Twenty-three year old Emma Geller-Green is moving into her first apartment and finds a box full of old home movies. Watch with Emma as she relives the past of her family.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Randomness of DOOM 4: The Randomness Reloaded by Finding-Emo reviews
Yeah, you thought it was finally over, didn't you? WRONG! Not suitable for kids under the age of four. Parental guide dog reccomended
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Gandalfs What! by Spellspinner777 reviews
Mary Sue. But its a funny parody mary sue. so dont lift your nose in digust please. lol Find out the truth About Gandalf and some ridiculously long name! R&R please. No flames Though. Constructive criticism is welcome. Smile you miserable lot...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Mary Sues of Middle Earth by Agent Motiel reviews
Ever get annoyed with Mary Sues? This is a collection of all the different types of the creatures so you can avoid them. Learn exactly what makes them so darn annoying! Now with the new and improved Ravarastwinklet... oh, forget it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Reality's Denial by AlterEgoSadist reviews
Set during Jak 2. How their first private reunion...didn't go as planned. And all because she refused to believe what he told her. Oneshot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
TOW Phoebe Believes by SqutternutBosh reviews
Intended to be the Christmas episode that Friends never had. Phoebe believes in Santa and Ross is out to prove her wrong... until he realises the possible consequences. He decides he'll need some help. Some love, some laughs and some wacky Phoebe theories
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Moanings of an Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Three by The morrigan three reviews
Back to Hogwarts for another tedious year. Black has escaped,Lupin is teaching and I, as always, am the last to know. Then to top it all Potter didn't get killed or seriously injured during the holidays.' A diary from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Show Me The Shadows Where I Belong by Paradise Eco reviews
Why Dark Eco hates Light Eco. Another poem by Paradise Eco xoxo.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Cyclops and Wolverine get High by Sunlit A Colony reviews
Cyclops and Wolverine have a crazy adventure and Beast has a farting problem.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 2/28/2005
Naming Hugo by Only Sometimes reviews
Short drabble. Not to be taken too seriously. Just a glimpse in the way that Ron and Hermione might have gone about coming up with the name for their son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Jealousy by Raxacoricofallapatorius reviews
AU. Erol is jealous of Jak and Keira's relationship so he decides to confront her about it. He turns nasty and leaves her for dead.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
The Christmas Gift by otteropessed523 reviews
Ginny and Hermione return home for the Christmas holidays. What happens when they get some well deserved alone time with their boyfriends? Lots of fluff and some smut.Post DH. HG & RHr. Rated for sexual content in the last chapter.Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Holding My Last Breath by Paradise Eco reviews
another poem by P.Eco, about Jak during his time in prison, i hope u like
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Jak M. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by death-comes-too-quick reviews
Sirius doesn't go after Wormtail that night and raises Harry to be just like his dad.Cocky!Arrogant!Marauder!Harry. will be HPGW. rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hamsters, Hobbits and Supermarkets by Spooks Apprentice reviews
Frodo throws a birthday party at the local supermarket for his invisible pet Hamster Chad who is the Ringbearer. All of Middle Earth is invited to the event where Frodo drinks too much coffee and Chad shows off his powers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Frodo B. - Complete
A Few Lusty Hobbits and Some Crimson Joys by Regina L reviews
A visit by part of the Fellowship to Minas Tirith's finest brothel teaches Faramir a humorous lesson about what women really want.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Faramir, Peregrin T. - Complete
Boromir and the No Good, Very Bad Day by Hosanna reviews
I went to sleep with my dagger at my side, and now there's a scratch on my arm, and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on my bow... Boromir tells of his terrible, horrible day, in which no one understands him... except for Mother.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Boromir, Denethor - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Twilight Characters by ScarredShaddix reviews
50 ways to annoy all of your favorite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2007
Spike's good day by Eviljellybean88 reviews
like spike's bad day, only i made it up to him by giving him a good day.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Spike - Complete
Spike's bad day by Eviljellybean88 reviews
poor spikey always has horrible luck on the 19th of every month. won't you read and review to make him feel better : rated to be safe
Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Spike - Complete
Glowing Christmas Baubles by Aurora West reviews
GeorgeAngelina Christmas drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Comfort and Joy by Pearl Took reviews
Pippin has trouble sleeping while on a visit to Bag End which does not bode well for Merry and Frodo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Romancing The Snow by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Just some fluffy goodness in the snow at Christmas time. JakxKeira. Post Jak X. Short summery, story is better.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - [Jak M., Keira] Daxter - Complete
How Gol & Maia Captured Samos! by Finding-Emo reviews
Xmas prezzy fo' Paradise Eco, coz she fawesome! Basically, it's how G & M caught Samos in Jak One. R'n'R plz!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
New Peregrin and Diamond by Pearl Took reviews
My version of the meeting, courtship and betrothal of Peregrin and Diamond. This is a rewrite of one of my early stories that was here on FF dot net. There are new scenes and some old scenes have been rewritten, but the plot and feel of the story is unc
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Legolas P Greenleaf by Riverjem reviews
What happens if Legolas has a ridiculous middle name? What happens when Gimli finds out after an almost dramatic lifeordeath encounter with the river? Find out and read this fic that spurred up after the question do elves have middle names?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Legolas, Gimli
LotR: A Parody by SireenC reviews
Oh, geez, I apologize for the lack of originality for the title. This is written by my sister and myself...it is a parody we came up with, and it mostly follows the movie. We wrote back and forth, so some sections are by her and some by me. Quirky humor..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007
The Lard of the Rings: The Couple a' Towers by Grant A Kress reviews
Because Lord of the Rings is so amazing, me and my friend, Kai had to make fun of it. Here's what we came up with... for the second one...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007
Silver and Ebony by Earendilion reviews
Glorfindel looks back on his part in the courtship of Elrond and Celebrían.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
Randomness of DOOM 2 Son of Randomness of DOOM by Finding-Emo reviews
More random crap, written solely by yours truly as an extremely early Xmas present for Dark Eco Angel, coz she loves her some randomness
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Silence by Punkindoodle reviews
Better to make love in silence than speak of promises that would never be kept, or feelings that would no doubt cause pain. Yes, when passion was this intense, words were unnecessary. WARNING: EXTREME SMUT AND I MEAN IT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In MiddleEarth by IthilielCuivienien reviews
Just a list of things I am not allowed to do in Middleearth... pure nonesense!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas
Big Brother: LOTR Style by Obi wan Kanoli reviews
Just what the title states. The Fellowhip and a few others are sharing a house together. Only problem is, they don't know each other, or anything about each other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007
Randomness of DOOM by Finding-Emo reviews
Random crap me and my friend typed up when the school's internet connection was down. Does contain a KH reference
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
LightEcoSage's Humor Stories by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Title change. All my oneshot humor stories will be going here from now on. Chapter 14: Just how did all that JakTorn Yaoi start? Well... read here to find out! It's funnier than you might think.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,771 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - [Jak M., Keira] Daxter, Torn
It's A Wig by Princess of Ithilien reviews
In which Gollum decides he doesn't want to be mostly bald anymore... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Gollum - Complete
Graduation Day by Only Sometimes reviews
Her mother wanted her to wear the stupid gold dress, so Ginny's wearing the stupid gold dress. But it's been a few years since she's worn it, and she's, well, grown...Who knew one dress could have such a, er, big effect on Ginny's graduation day?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Lady Bracknell reviews
For all his supposed genius, Sirius Black had always had rather a blind spot for the patently obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Voldemort the Happy Bunny by BandGeek58407 reviews
While going to check on a Horcrux, Voldemort takes a wrong turn and gets trapped in a super cheery parallel universe. Can the Dark Lord take the happiness? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Except When They're Drunk by storyranger reviews
Originally posted under TagYourIt. I originally did this story as a TagDare, but I liked the consequence and decided to extend it. I will post the dare first though.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
What the Urukhai REALLY smelled by Arianna i Dunadan reviews
The Urukhai smelled manflesh and quickened their pace… or… did they smell something else? Something NOT so intone with their surroundings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Keep Your Nasty Chips! by Anonymist reviews
A poem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Gollum
Tree Hugging by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
One morning, Thranduil woke up to find his son doing something rather peculiar. Random humorous, cute drabble about a very young Legolas. PLEASE REVIEW! :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Legolas - Complete
The Comeuppance of Scoundrels by Cheryl Ann Alexis reviews
It’s difficult to imagine any scenario in which the ever elegant Arwen could lose her cool. But my friend disagreed: the Evenstar would definitely holler if she caught someone going through her underwear... and my Legolas muse's ears pricked up at that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Why Do They All Have Blue Eyes? by Shakespeare's Lemonade reviews
Gimli and Sam wonder why they are the only browneyed members of the Fellowship. Legolas tries to enlighten them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Gimli, Samwise G. - Complete
For the Love of a Mushroom by faramiriel reviews
What will a hobbit do for mushrooms? Or perhaps the question should be, what will they not do? Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Mary Sues of Hogwarts by Agent Motiel reviews
Ever get annoyed with sues? Want to rip their heads off and throw them from the highest tower? Join the club. I'll relieve your frustration by presenting a different sue each chapter and murdering them very messily! Companion to Mary Sues of Middle Earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - OC, Harry P.
Something in the Pumpkin Juice by Forsaken Elf reviews
All of Hogwarts is permanently brain damaged from insane house elves' tea. Emo poems, Mary sues, fireworks, marriage and lol ensues. [ femslash & slash ]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
The Mother of All Pranks by draco-is-the-punk reviews
James Potter has made the mother of all pranks. Sirius and Remus must pretend to be in love for one week, and if anybody guesses its a fake, they both get cursed by a potion James gave them. Cursed with a six month long disfigurement. SBxRL eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
There is a Bug on my Window by tribewar reviews
There is a bug on my window sill, but I can't kill it, it might have a twin too.' Post DH fic. How George copes without his twin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Nursery Rhymes: Hogwarts Style! by jennifer snape reviews
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Tradition by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius needs a new tradition. Written for merrysmutmas 2005. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Anticipation by Only Sometimes reviews
One shot, post DH. Mrs. Weasley and Ginny bring a bit of entertainment to the dinner table at the traditional Weasley family dinner as they fight over the usual thing: When will Ginny end the anticipation and have baby Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Molly W., Ginny W. - Complete
Mirror Conversations by Only Sometimes reviews
Post DH, spoilers. Five years after the war, George Weasley finds himself talking, remembering, and arguing with a mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Organised Chaos by elenwyn reviews
Welcome to the utterly mad world of one, Lily Evans. If you ever met her, she'd tell you with utmost certainty that she doesn't fancy James Potter. But what does her diary say about that?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
An Alternative Ending to Harry Potter by The morrigan three reviews
How I think the seventh book SHOULD end. This isn't meant to be serious, just my thoughts and opinions on JK Rowling's decidedly dodgy writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
The Lord of the Apples by Quelebnen reviews
What if the Lord of the Rings took place in a highschool setting, or two schools? It’s one of those things in life no one really knows! Well in my opinion it would go like this...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005
The Fellowship goes to the Zoo by Quelebnen reviews
Just like the title says, the fellowship goes to the zoo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Senses by made.unmade reviews
We all make a first impression through sight, sound, touch, smell, and taste. What was Katie Bell's first impression of Oliver Wood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
The Council of Pippin by Earendilion reviews
What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
The Ramblings of a Ranger of the North by The morrigan three reviews
Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Bright Lights, Big City by Lady Bracknell reviews
They've been out six times, which is five times more than he expected, and twice more than he had ideas for. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tis the night to be horny by HPismysugerquill reviews
one night Fred is walking the halls and hears somthing very wrong indeed...after writing this I was ROTFLMFHO!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In Your Room by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus can’t say he anticipated this reaction to him being outed as a werewolf and splashed all over the front of the newspaper, but he can’t say he doesn’t like it. Set during chapter 15 of OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Folly by Lady Bracknell reviews
You've watched them, and perhaps seen more than they have. You're happy for them. Or so you tell yourself. RLNT, Sirius POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Faint Heart by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus has gone to a lot of trouble to transform Grimmauld's kitchen into a traditional East End boozer. Sirius repays him by asking probing questions about his lovelife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stay by Lady Bracknell reviews
Tonks wonders if it's remotely possible that Remus has just said what she thinks he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Maybe it's the Accent by shirebound reviews
Seven teensy ficlets about the lovable and unquenchable Pippin Took. These ficlets range from baby!Pip to postQuest and back again, and include Frodo, Merry, Gandalf, Legolas, and Sam. NEW! 'Trouble Brewing' and 'Pippin's Secret'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Peregrin T., Frodo B. - Complete
Rebound by Sodom reviews
Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes it turns out to be hot. M! threesome Lucius,Draco,Harry !M warnings: spanking, smut, bdsm, rape, snakesx, threesome, dom!Harry to slave!Harry SEQUEL to PERFECTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crushed by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus is adamant that he doesn't fancy Professor McGonagall. Only problem is, he's wrong....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
For Always by Moony8193 reviews
Lily and James' funeral, main character is Remus. ONESHOT, sequelish to For Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Marauder's Lists by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
A few list made by the marauders, and Lily. Prety much each chapter is a oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
Equicide by faramiriel reviews
The death of Shadowfax.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bubblegum, Roses and You by purewanderlust reviews
Tonks’ hair is pink again…how did that happen? Takes place between chapters 29 and 30 of HBP. LupinTonks fluff. HBP Spoilers! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
SexyBack by heyhey13 reviews
It's the seventh year dance and Draco Malfoy is bringing sexy back. Song fic. One Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Galadriel's Mirror by faramiriel reviews
What if Galadriel had failed the test and accepted the Ring when Frodo offered it to her. Totally OOC. Random and goofy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Galadriel, Sauron
Allo Allo in Aussie by fiestyone reviews
What if the Allo Allo chracters were in the Gold Coast random idea I had on Holiday
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006
Kissing It Better by Lady Bracknell reviews
On her first date with Remus, Tonks discovers that spilt beer on wooden floors is the enemy of the less than surefooted everywhere. Will she die of embarrassment, or will Remus find a way to make it all better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Moon by Totally Raven reviews
Oneshot, femmeslash. An awkward Hermione takes a bath with Cho Chang. Smut, sap.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Hermione G., Cho C. - Complete
Curse of the Elf and Ranger by Erestor reviews
Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Unwanted Surprises by tweetypie reviews
Susan has a calling, and persuades Ben to talk to Michael about life. Abi is unhappy with her love life. Nick returns from the unknown, and Janey has a new boyfriend. Please R & R!
My Family - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
The Love Disaster by Shizuka Usagi reviews
One potion. Two dangerous men. While battling metalheads, insanity, and an infuriating redhead, Keira learns that concocted love is not cool. Jak x Keira x Torn.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,873 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Wipe My Wand by go.suck.on.a.lemon reviews
Penelope goes to Lockhart and asks him to raise Percy's mark in return for her...services. PenelopeLockhart, PenelopePercy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Penelope C., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Jak and Daxter Prank War by animedragongirl reviews
[I AM BACK!]Lessee, a prank war between the two best of friends and their allies. Who will win? Summary sounds WAY more sophisticated than story actually is. [17TH CHAPTER UP: CAMPING! As well as an explanation of my absence that isn't very good]
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,751 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 9/15/2005
The Wrong Kind of Fun by KatLeePT reviews
Cordy and Fred are having fun, but is it what the guys fear?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Cordelia C., Fred B. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 1,636 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sunset Football by LegolasLover2003 reviews
ONE SHOT. PrePOTC. Will's kicking around a football, contemplating his emotions, when Elizabeth appears to tell him some news that could be good or bad for the blacksmith.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Dominus Recordatur by Sodom reviews
Harry Potter really ought not to wander off because the Lord remembers well...a torture oneshot written by Maddevillechilde. WARNING, this contains graphic violence and torment, LVHP, BLHP and LVBL. No like, no read, and no flames either please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Beast of Prey by Sodom reviews
ONE SHOT! Draco Malfoy is fascinated by the dangerous and animalistic Fenrir Greyback. When Fenrir returns the interest, Draco gets more than he bargained for. hard M! warnings: bestiality, werewolf on boy, consensual, smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Draco M., Fenrir G. - Complete
Perfection by Sodom reviews
Harry finds the perfect man to fulfil his fantasies, but realises too late who the stranger really is. threesome Harry Draco Lucius, warnings: incest, slash, noncon, flogging! hard M, smut! sadist!Harry ONE SHOT with sequel REBOUND!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
No Regrets, Nor Tears by Nea's world reviews
She watched him, and she learned, she saw, what no one else could see. What no one else was allowed to see.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Mr Brightside by mecca-dog reviews
Torn and Kiera are both betrayed, but find friends in each other TxK
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,606 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Torn, Keira
25 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by made.unmade reviews
Well, since 25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do got a lot of nice feedback, I did another like it! Basically, if you want to annoy Mouldyshorts, then just follow this list. But be sure to run in the opposite direction of Voldie afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue of another Kind by Agent Motiel reviews
Something is about to happen that will change everything we've come to know about Mary Sues. Gimli is about to get the suprise of his life! I guess you could call it a twoshot, but that's kind of stupid...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
My Bubble by made.unmade reviews
Short Oneshot. Lily Evans is sitting by the fire, enjoying the quiet when the prat, James Potter invades her bubble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do by made.unmade reviews
A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Moanings of An Overgrown Dungeon Dweller by The morrigan three reviews
A diary by your favourite teacher, Severus Snape. Potter is coming to Hogwarts, I hope he's ready. As long as I have coffee to drink and McGonagall to bully, I'll survive. Repost. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Christmas With Lily by Lady Bracknell reviews
It's Christmas Eve in the Gryffindor common room, and nothing is stirring except two Gryffindor prefects. A bit of festive fluff. RemusLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Goodnight, Nymphadora by Sparklystuff reviews
A crucial evening in the recent life of Nymphadora Tonks, in which Tonks embarrasses herself, Remus is polite, and Sirius is drunk. Or at least, that's how she tells it. T for strong language & adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/11/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Three Little Words by made.unmade reviews
[short oneshot] Lily finally admits to James that she loves him. The problem? He's already moved on. A 'What If' ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sisterly Love by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
She was her sister the same blood ran through their veins. Bellatrix was her love, her life, her very being she could never be replaced, not by any man. BellatrixNarcissa FEMMESLASH. INCEST.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
Dear Dragon Lady by Only Sometimes reviews
For her last year at Hogwarts, Ginny is forced to constantly write to her mum. She ends up writing things she never thought she'd tell her mother...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,037 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Moanings Of An Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Two by The morrigan three reviews
I'm back for another year. Hopefully Potter may have got run over by a bus during the summer. A diary full of complaints from your favourite teacher. Severus Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Family Fortunes by EM-D8 reviews
Susan decides to have the whole family together on holiday for three weeks, which means that Ben takes some convincing. His mood doesn't improve when Nick wins the lottery...
My Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Dork3 Nothing Special by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Sequel to Dork2 Recless driving. Once again Jak and Daxter are morons, Seem is an even bigger moron, the metalheads are females and Erol? is he dead or not?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,891 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Jak M., Damas M. - Complete
Greenleaf by LegolasLover2003 reviews
CH3 UP! Legolas falls in love with a mysterious maiden in the woods. Later, Arwen professes love for Legolas. He rejects her & Arwen acuses him of trying to seduce her. Legolas is put on trial & only his mysterious love can save him. Based on "Lanval".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Dork 2 Recless driving by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Parody of Jak2 renegade. How Jak2 would have been if all inhabitants of Haven City were idiots and all the metalheads were females. Contains spoilers for Jak2
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 31,167 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Loser Says Marriage? by Starlen Skyes reviews
JK, DT, TA, SP. All's fair in love and war, but what about marriage? And do the guys even have a choice? I promise it'll make you laugh.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2005
The Last Will and Testemant of Ginerva M Weasley by Only Sometimes reviews
ONE SHOT Ginny uses her will as a way to get back at the ones she once loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
Teachers Pass Notes Too by TheGossipQueen reviews
The title says it all. Teachers pass notes too. Read the ones that the Hogwarts teachers pass between each other. Pure humor. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Moldy Voldy by Black XIII reviews
A summary? We have no idea. But when Voldemort is reincarnated into a moldy loaf of bread... I'd say that's pretty disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2004
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Hating Lockhart by Vista15 reviews
Albus finding Harry's test from his 2nd year in which he is making fun of Lockhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/28/2004
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Shoe shopping by Quick-Demon reviews
Jak is forced to go shopping with Kiera. As all the men will know... shopping with women isn't easy...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
100 Years by fourandtwenty reviews
Remus Lupin wants something he's sure he'll never have: love. In his hundred years of life, however, love will become such an integral part of him that it is what defines his life. RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Sweets and Secret Ingredients by Budgielover reviews
Chapter 2, "The Morning After" added. A lovesick Pippin seeks to make amends after his poem to Lady Arwen arouses Aragorn’s ire. His well-intentioned effort is regrettably not helped by the assistance of his fellow hobbits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
More Than Cousins by Pearl Took reviews
This is a repost of my first Tolkien fanfiction story. I have edited and done some rewriting. After an argument, Pippin finds out why he and Merry are More Than Cousins. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,226 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Knock Knock by michelle-31a reviews
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Eggwhisk by elfin2 reviews
My first ficlet. The forgotten characters.
Allo Allo! - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Complete
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Jak and Daxter, meet Coke by Quick-Demon reviews
Find out what Jak and Daxter do when they find earth's populuar black drink. Short fic.Raises coke glass Cheers!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Whose Line is it Anyway: Jak II Style! by Phoenix Flower reviews
Jak and company appear on Whose Line is it Anyway? Rated for mild language and some suggestive humor.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
The Legolas Story by Erestor reviews
The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Frogs by Lindelea1 reviews
The homesick halflings teach their Big friends a pub-game from the Shire. Chapter 2 added by request.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Shower Fantasies by RiddlePanda reviews
Let's take a look of the Jak II cast in their showers...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2004
Strictly Confidential by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius figures something out, and sends a note. Shameless fluff, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Thump! by ColourVegan reviews
Sirius and Remus are "helping out" in the Potters' nursery some weeks before Harry is born... Warning: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Denethor and the Mithril Pea Shooter by Erestor reviews
Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story by Erestor reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
A Simple Deck of Cards by Strega Brava reviews
Severus reluctantly attends a tarot reading with other Hogwarts staff. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Nuvion Drama Club by Serb reviews
In order to stop the Resistance, the Germans form a drama club. Herr Flick singing! Harry Potter German version! Please read + review!
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/28/2003
The Marauders and the Triwizard Tournament by tempestuous reviews
Canon timeline? Who bothers with that! (a sarcastic Marauderfic parody) FINALLY UPDATED!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,902 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 8/8/2002
Return of the Game by Serb reviews
Sequel to 'Madness at times'. This is nuttier than the first one. Is Clarence really evil? Had Hermione traveled really too much in the past? Does Bertorelli really like his hat? Find out here!Read + Review!
Allo Allo! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2002
Madness at times by Serb reviews
Throught this story you find out the answers that you always wanted to ask the 'Allo 'allo characters! Read+ REVEIW
Allo Allo! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2002
Ottsel For a Day by Sandy87 reviews
Gol and Maia have lost it, and decide to turn Daxter back to himself if Samos, Jak, and Keira will be ottsels for a day! Oh, where will the insanity end? At the end of the story, of course!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2002
The Nut Crackers by Danae reviews
A night of fun at the Russian Ballet of the Nutcracker... Very silly...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2002
More For Me by fourandtwenty reviews
This is for Megan - a happy 16th birthday to you! Harry and Ron, sitting at a club, having more than their fair share of drinks, and watching Hermione... dance? A Hermione/Dobby (yes, you read that right), Snape/a certain blonde/Fred, and a special mentio
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Ron W.
Least Likely Of All by fourandtwenty reviews
Set in the Lily/James Hogwarts Era in the beginning, he's abusive and she can't let go. Who helps her? The Least Likely Of All... in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 179,415 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/31/2001 - Published: 5/21/2001 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Lord of the Drugs by Brent1 reviews
Look! After billions of years I finally updated it! Check it out and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2001 - Published: 2/6/2001
Strange by Mithrandir reviews
My first attempt at comedy...you either love it or hate it, folks!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2000
The Hedgehog Song by morrigan reviews
Co-written with NS and Peeves is Peeved-- our version of Nanny Ogg's most infamous number. PG13 for vulgarity, and it contains an MP3 link so you can sing it in the bath
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2000
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Insanity reviews
EDITED! First uploaded 2007-present. I know... 37 chapters, gone. But they're coming back as fast as I can edit them! This is where to go for all your randomness needs. Sometimes it's hilarious and sometimes it's pointless. Rocky start, but I got better.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
When the War is Over, There's Fluff reviews
EDITED! Another one from 2008, this was a gift for xXxrisenangelxXx. Very cute and fluffy if you like that sort of thing, not my proudest work but it's work nonetheless. Cannon pairings at their most cliched.An anniversary party full of fluffy revelations
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Keira, Torn
Invasion of the Fake Cheese!
EDITED! I'm on a roll with this editing stuff. I posted this one back in 2007 as a challenge from Finding-Emo. Who doesn't love randomness? Apparently I'm full of it - Gol and Maia are back! And they've turned the cheese fake. What will our heroes do?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Vin, Torn - Complete
This is Home reviews
EDITED since I first published it in 2007 and with a completely new and improved ending. This is a songfic to This is Home by I Am Ghost with a tragic ending. JakXKeira. Gotta love that angst.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Tomatoes are Irrelevent reviews
EDITED since it's first appearance in 2008 as a gift for the wonderful Finding-Emo. Sig tries to join the Tutle Club, Torn shows his crazy side and Vin really loves tomatoes. A lot.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Torn, Sig - Complete
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