Hello, world! I'm Disaster and welcome to the wonderful world that is my profile! I've been writing ever since I knew how to! I have dreams of becoming an author and creating my TV show, but right now I'm working as a freelance journalist for a local paper. It's pretty cool and I love it! I've met some really amazing people. Fanfiction has been a great way for me to express myself and strangely has helped me become a better writer.

Some Random Facts About Me:

I tend to make references to movies/tv shows, savvy? (Oh! See? That's one) Nobody ever gets them half the time, which is sort of embarassing. They just nod their heads and go along with it. It actually comes in handy if there's a triva contest or something!

I see the silver lining in every situation. Humor gets me through my problems. I mean, laughter is the best medicine!

If I could have any three people (living or dead) over for dinner, it would be Glenn Beck, Winston Churchill, and J.R. Tolkien! That would make for one crazy dinner party!

DO NOT bring up the words "Captain America" in my presence, unless you can stand an endless ran about the COOLEST superhero ever! Actually Iron Man is the coolest superhero ever. Captain America would probably be a close second.

In reference to the sentence above, I LOVE Marvel superheroes.

I have two jobs (excluding freelancing). I work at an ice cream place and a Mexican restaurant, even though I got kicked out of Spanish class. Ironic, isn't it?

I'm a Christian and I believe in God. However, I won't shove my beliefs down your throat. I just like for people to know that this is who I am and it will never change.

I look like a model, but I love eating! Don't let my skinny self fool you!

If you ever want to chat, PM me! I swear I don't bite unlike sparkling vampires!

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Iron Man, French Kiss, Unbreakable, Lost In Austin, Pride and Prejudice, Sherlock Holmes, Enchanted, Transformers, Spiderman 1-3, Hitch, Aladdin, King Arthur, Little Miss Sunshine, (500) Days of Summer, The Young Victoria, Toy Story, and anything else by Pixar!

Favorite Shows: The Office, Fringe, LOST, Spongebob, Psych, Leverage (which is a fantastic show!)

Favorite Bands: The Classic Crime, House of Heroes, Manchester Orchestra, Paramore, Arctic Monkeys, Queen, The Kooks, The Hush Sound, The Kinks, and anything British alternative. I love foreign music so much better than American music. All we have is rap!

Favorite Quotes (From Movies/TV/Books/Life In General):

"My name is Wilting Flower. I died without knowing love. Will you be my friend?" - Shawn Spencer (Psych)

"It's gone. It's done." - Frodo (Lord of the Rings)

"The world is still the same. There's just less in it." - Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes." -Sherlock Holmes ( The Hound of Baskervilles)

"It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!" -Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes

"What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want, including a gift-basket, so... it's kind of the best gift ever.
"What about a gift-basket full of cash?"
Yes! Cash-basket! Nice work, Tuna." - Dwight, Jim, and Andy (The Office)

"Did either of you see a guy run through here... in a bathrobe... with a coconut?"
"No...I saw a polar bear on roller blades with a mango" - Hurley and Charlie (LOST)

"Who is he?!"

"I don't know, he won't tell us."

"It's Charlie! Tell him I say 'hi.'" - Charlie replying to Ben and Bonnie (LOST)

Man: Is everything OK up there?
Shawn: It's fine... Uh, Banana.
Contestant 118: Can you repeat that?
Shawn: Yes... Banana.
Gus: Banana, Shawn? It's the third round!
Shawn: You could have helped me!
Gus:This is a debt, Shawn. We're walking. Let's go.
Contestant 118: Definition, please.
Shawn: What...? (into microphone) A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding. -Shawn Spencer as the Spell Master (Psych)

STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU! YES, YOU! If you're looking for a fabulous story, read Sand in My Shoesby Hidden Darkness...my good friend and fellow Pirates fangirl. It's right there in my Favorites and the story is not getting the wonderful reviews it deserves!

My latest story, Case of Mistake Identity, is being edited by the wonderful Obiwanlivesforever! Chapter Nine: What the Goddess Had To Tell, is up with the long awaited Chapter Ten from Thomas' POV sailing into your inboxes soon. What does Thomas really know? Well, you'll have to find out...

A HUGE thank you to everyone who has reviewed COMI! You're comments and compliments have been wonderful!*

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I, Disaster, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
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Review others as you would like to be reviewed

Like every author on this site, I love reviews! I know it takes time, but reviews really help me develope as an author. It also lets me know how I can improve my stories! So please read and review!

WARNING!: Some of my older stories such as Why Am I Surrounded By Sexy Beasties? and Hey! Look I'm You! were written when I first started on fanfiction and are absolutely horrible with spelling/grammar mistakes and filled with Mary Sues. I've come a long way since then. But you have been officially warned in case you ever read them!

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the book turned movie, Twilight, put this in your profile!

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you almost or ever got kicked out of the movies because you were being loud and obnoxious copy this into your profile!

If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile

If at least 3 of your favorite characters have died, turned evil or left and you feel like you're cursed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Harry)

If you believe that life starts at the moment of conception and that abortion is therefore immoral, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Obiwanlivesforever, XoBeautifulXDisasterXo

(NEW AND IMPROVED!)

YOU CAN TELL WHEN YOUR OBSESSED WITH

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

WHEN:

You have seen all three movies at least 23345642246954838392029282282828282828282 times!

You can relate everything or anything back to Pirates of the Caribbean! (ex. global, crackers, ginger ale, cats...you know)

You know every single line to all three movies and when you watch it, you say the lines along with the characters. You quote lines from the movie at random times. This has caused people to avoid you whenever the movie is on

You have strange urges to sing "I've got a Jar of Dirt" a lot.

You made you friends obsessed with the movies too.

You become obsessed with all the actors from the movies and hang pictures of them in your closet, room, locker...ect.

When someone ever says "Pirates" you scream REALLY loudly.

You either hate Elizabeth Swann with a passion or absolutely adore her.

You cried REALLY hard in Dead Man's Chest when Jack died or in At World's End when Will died and now you can't watch that one scene without balling your eyes out.

You have all the soundtracks on your ipod and listen to them everyday.

You know all the words to "Hoist the Colours" and sing it with your pirate obsessed friends.

You have a Pirates of the Caribbean action figure in your car. (or somewhere completely random...because I do)

When you're near the ocean or any other large body of water, all you can think about is pirates.