Disclaimer: I don't own POTC
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me. We pillage and plunder and rifle and loot. Drink up me hearties, yo ho! We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs, drink up me hearties yo ho!"
Elizabeth stared in the direction of the house. She had a slight idea of who was there, but she wasn't exactly sure. She opened the door, and saw Jack sitting there, in a bathtub (okay, I know Jack doesn't take baths. But for the purpose of the story, he will.). He was singing while he was in the tub!
"Jack, what are you doing?"
"I'm taking a bath, luv. So if you'll excuse me…" Elizabeth turned and left, while thinking,
"I never thought I'd see the day, when Jack Sparrow would take a bath."
THE END
The idea for this came to me while I heard my brother singing in the bath this morning. Don't ask me why I thought of it.