Childish

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"Jack, you have to listen. I don't care if you don't want it to be true but you have to listen." Elizabeth Swan put her hands on her hips as she looked at Jack, who was ignoring her.

"Jack stop being childish and listen." Elizabeth grabbed Jack's shoulders. Jack immediately covered his ears with his hands, closed his eyes tight and started yelling,

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you," Elizabeth screamed in frustration and stomped away. Jack continued to yell, not knowing Elizabeth had left.

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I cant hear you." Jack continued to yell. Barbossa looked at Jack as an idea popped into his head, he smiled wickedly and then disappeared.

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you, I can't hear you," Jack was still yelling. Suddenly, he felt something slimy on his face. He opened one eye and then jumped and screamed girlishly.

"It's Davy Jones!" Jack cried. The whole crew started running around in frantic circles. Jack screamed again and ran blindly into a pole. The tentacle moved away from his face and Jack saw Barbossa on the deck, dying with laughter.

"You should have seen your face." Barbossa yelled, his face turning blue, from the lack of oxygen. Jack stiffly walked to where the crew slept. He found Barbossa's bunk and stuck a smashed banana under the pillow. Satisfied with his work, Jack then decided to humor Elizabeth. He walked to where she was staying and said,

"All right, I'm open to the idea of me needing to take better care of my self hygienically, IF, you are willing to admit that YOU, are the one who wears the pants in your relationship, and Will is the one wearing tights." Jack sad firmly. Elizabeth paused to consider then nodded. Jack smiled smugly and asked her,

"So if you wear the pants, and Will wears the tights, then what does Norrington wear?"