It's an amazingly funny fanfic, and I really want you to write what the students were writing while all the teachers were going half insane.

This is a good story. I wanted to say that earler, but got caught up in anyone not thinking Draco used Pansy for sex as soon as he could. I mean she's always thowing herself aat him. Unless you he's gay I'd vote for at least oral at 15 and full sex at 16

Wait, wait, they are 17 and you think Malfoy hasn't already had Pansy?
When I saw Lupin I thought this was third year so at 13 yeah they most likely wouldn't try it.
Then I saw probation and only umbridge put people on probation so I thought at 15 the teachers might not think they would, but most likely they will.
At 17 when they are adults in there world? What in the world does age have to do with him not fucking her?

oh my god Gangsta Flitwick is DA TING x

Flitwick isn't black...

Hey...I resent that 'eleven' comment. They're acting like they're eight!

Umm... McGonagall is about thirty yaers older than Lupin.

3 bloody brilliant!

Hilarious still laughing and I finished 20 mins ago

Peace out Funk Master Flicky Flicks #1 Fan

Heyy

Omg haha that was one of the most entertaining stories I have EVER read ! ]

I cannot stop laughingg

By the way, I just checked your profile and didnt see 'Advice" there ?

I hope you didnt change your mind about writing it.

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Hilarious!

Your Flitwick is a genius! I nearly died laughing!

I loved this. It really made me giggle. May I ask where you found the other teachers' names?

that was soo funny it made my day!

This reminds me too much of those stories where ppl mmail each others. Except that this is more lame because you can't get the notes seem like written on a paper. You could lift this to another level, which mmail can't reach, by writing a one liner or two where the note was left/found and in what condition. How was the hand writing etc. And there really is no need to use different formatting in each message. Just leave the underlining and boldwriting off.

I liked Flitwicks note. Suited him. Minerva's was awfully ooc. I can't imagine her using the word 'freak' of a fellow colleague. She isn't that forward or rude. Not even to Trelawney in the books. There's something very ooc in Sprouts message as well. And really, no need to introduce Snape in a relationship this soon. It should be told later on, after a few snarky messages from him :)