Redone. New Quotes 11/9/08

And yes, in my avatar image I am wearing a marching band hat.
And I love it.

Anywhoozit. Uhm. I am me.

Me & PLKW3 are tighter than peanut butter and jelly.

Tell me differently, I dare you. He's on my speed dial x) Unless Trisher's around me, then he never answers.
Trisher being my best friend.
"Idk my bff Jerrbear... ohhhhh"

I love punk.rock.ska.alternative.indie music.

I am very random, and one of my favorite things is whipping out my accoustic guitar and randomly coming up with songs I can never remember the next day. I also do this with my Tenor Saxophone (which is SILVER), but it's harder to sing, then blow, then sing.

I'm going to be FAMOUS some day.

Yo soy famouso. Something like that anyway.

I'm a band geek. Make fun of me, I'll hit you over the head with my mallet, or if I'm really pissed off I'll throw a cymbal or a cowbell at you -.- that has not happened yet, though I've been tempted.

I rock out to Journey with my Guitaraphone (my saxophone that I use as a air guitar to do the guitar solos).
I rock out marching band practice by singing "Clothes Off!" very loudly with my friends.
I found out this year no way in hell can I play trumpet, altough I can make noise come out of it. Yay, it's an improvement.

I love The Blair Witch Project. and America's Next Top Model. And Lost. And Grey's Anatomy.
"To Write Love on Her Arms" & "Invisible Children" & Hayao Miyasaki are my heroes.
I love the beach and swimming.
Clerks I & II are some of the most hilarious movies on the planet. So is Dogma.
Superstar is not.
I've written two books, and one short story that may be published.
I have Green 2nd Generation iPod Nano. I love it to death along with my matching earbuds.
I drive a white Malibu. It may not be fashionable, but I can fill 'er up for 40. Can you do that with your shiny car, Lolly? I thought not.
Lolly is the best Band Director ever. Mainly because he lets us call him Lollipop. Or any variation of "lollipop".
I once was kicked out of class for sitting under a table. Several times.
I was kicked out of class for singing "Don't Stop Believing."
I was kicked out of class for waving.
I had teacher that wouldn't let me leave class even though my nose had been bleeding profusely for a half-an-hour.
I once skipped half the above class to go get McDonalds. He didn't mark us tardy when we showed up late, because we told him our diabetic friend, who was in that class with us, needed food.
I had a teacher tell us clouds and rain were the same thing.

QUOTES not that you guys want to read quotes by me and my friends, but I do!

"She's pretty much my gopher." - Lolli

about Ring-tailed Hypotenuses "Aren't they extinct?" - Sarah

"I love sharpkers. I mean markies. I MEAN SHARPIES AND MARKERS!" - me

"Is SohCahToa related to Pocahontas?" - Tonya

"Dude, her face is bleeding, I think she needs to leave. In fact, I think I should escort her to the hospital." - Tonya

"There was this old man who lived in house by the sea, but it was haunted, but not really." - Brett

"We're still friends?"
"Yes."
"Even though I told you that you smell like old man?"
"Yes, because everyone needs a friends like that." - Me and Lolli

about baby chickens "Can we turn them into Chicken Nuggets now?" - Cascella

"Kenneth Cornelious Beechwood the Third. Yeah, that's got a good ring to it." - Carolyn

"Will you stop talking about crack babies?" - Jenna

"Let's rent that movie about that one guy."
"That movie?"
"Yeah!" - Me and Trisher

"Did you know they made bras with like water?" - Tonya to our MALE teacher.

"I think we just killed a forest." - Jenny

"Why does everyone love penguins? I say-- Screw the Penguins. Let's eat 'em." - Trisher

"You know I've always wondered... what's a wazoo?"
"Your butt."
"Oh, I just thought it was someplace where you could stick something."
"... I suppose you could." - Trisher and Me

"Your name is Zebra Kleptomaniac?"
"It's a family name."

"Nudity would be awsome if you were a campfire."

"STREAKER!"

"You are famous?"
"Si."
"For your amazing streaking skills?"
"No."
"For what then?"
"..."

"I like watching me die, too."

"Oh no, Anton, I think I ate some spicy beans."
"Uh-oh, that's not good, Peter."

..more later..

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