BandGeek58407hide bio
 Author has written 49 stories for Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, National Treasure, Pearls Before Swine, Twilight, A Knight's Tale, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, House, M.D., Bones, and Criminal Minds. College junior majoring in English (and possibly minoring in film studies) who has been in the marching band for what some would consider far too long. Hopeless romantic in a long-term relationship with fiction in every form. I write, I play tuba, I fangirl: all in a day's work. You will catch me fangirling over: The Social Network, Supernatural, House MD, Bones, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Community, Dexter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, Covert Affairs, National Treasure, Inception, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek...things like that. I realize that I'm not very active here most of the time, but to those of you who are still reading and enjoying the stuff I have here, I thank you. Writing a lot of this kept me fairly level in a challenging part of my life--which is not to say that simply because I have gotten better I no longer write. The problem is that most of my writing nowadays is for school, which keeps me incredibly busy. I try, though. I really do. You can catch me other places: |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Taming of the Scarecrow by Aloria-Catalonia reviews
It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City....Slash, AU, Joker/Jonathan Crane rated for safety. story loosely based off of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 20,728 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 2/13/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
One More Clue by BG Sparrow reviews
Sequel to Another Clue. A new historian is on the map after discovering Roanoke, but it isn't a map he needs to find its treasure: it's a compass. Rules everchanging, Ben, Riley, Abigail, & Carolyn risk it all when the compass surfaces in their possession.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,995 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - [Riley P., OC]
Closed Break by save changes to normal reviews
A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,836 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Riley P., Ben G.
What We Don't by Iwaveatyou87 reviews
Your daily dose of vitamin slash with the ever-lovely House and Wilson. No real detail, but rated T just to be safe. Now combined with calcium and angst for strong bones and teeth. Drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
And Then There Was The Labradoodle Incident by Missy Jade reviews
BenRiley ' Fifteen things that Ben and Riley have found out about each other, and two things they haven't. Well. Yet.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Delusional by endsoftime reviews
It's not easy having to determine what's real and what isn't, but when it's the only thing you've ever had, there isn't really much choice...SLASH OR NOT, WHATEVER YOU WANT
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/12/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
RICE in Reverse by Phate Phoenix reviews
AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her. House/Wilson, canon!House/Cuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
B Is For Bromance by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When it came to arguments, House could have discussions about the most inane topics ever to have been conceived, and as far as ridiculous conversations went, this had to somewhere near the top of the list.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Glimpses by moviefreak4634 reviews
Relationships don’t come naturally to her. She supposes it’s a side effect of her husband’s death. However, Chase thinks he may have been waiting for this his whole life. - Both Chase and Cameron's POVs on their relationship - Set during Season 3
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
The Answer by Ivory Novelist reviews
Sometimes, it takes dying to figure out life. House-Wilson strong friendship. No slash intended. Future fic. Warning for dark themes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Obsessed by Dillyn Breeze reviews
Ben and Abigail are reunited and happy. With life back to normal, the couple is focusing on their future. But one late night phone call changes everything. A decision must be made. Love will be tested by a man's obsession, a man they thought was long gone
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,917 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ben G., Abigail C.
Circadian Rhythm by in vegas lights reviews
After Amber died, Wilson took 2 months of leave to deal with his grief. What exactly was he doing all that time though? Wilson-centric fic. House/Wilson friendship/pre-slash, mentions of Wilson/Amber and Wilson/other.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Architecture Of Heartbreak by SilkenBone922 reviews
House/Wilson. Friendship or whatever He’s signed himself up to an eternity of bad luck and House is more than just part of his punishment-House is the curse.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Complications by Maverickson reviews
It's Christmas in July and Wilson is Jewish.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House
What Changes and What Doesn't by Ivory Novelist reviews
A short character/relationship study on House and Wilson, in the season 5 finale, "Both Sides Now." No slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/29/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Conscious Desire by in vegas lights reviews
House begins viewing his fantasies as reality. One-shot based off the promo for Under My Skin. Brief House/Cuddy, House/Wilson. Spoilers for season 5.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Here by travln1 reviews
House during his first hours after the season 5 finale. Major character death. No pairing implied. Oneshot. I had to throw my efforts into the post finale fics, with a different spin to it. Thanks, as ever, to my awesome beta: Wrytingtyme.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Thing with Feathers by blackmare reviews
I don't trust myself anymore, Wilson, but I do trust you. Set during and just after the season 5 finale.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
High Heels by Bonomania reviews
Alcohol, bets, dares and challenges that can't be ignored. House is the king of game playing! House/Wilson/Chase FS H/W slashy undertones . R&R appreciated.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/15/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Diabolical Plan by Revengent reviews
Kutner, Thirteen and Taub share a secret. Meanwhile, where's Foreman? Is their secret about Foreman? Who cares? Humor, oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - E. Foreman - Complete
Goodbye by georgemygeorge reviews
House is leaving and Wilson finally lets him know how he truly feels.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Your Very Own Riley Poole Guide and Manual by Jaeh reviews
Have you availed of our new Riley Poole product? Here's your very own owner's guide and manual! Contains tips and specs for your very, very hot-and-brand-new Riley Poole Product!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Riley P. - Complete
Sunday Night by RebelFaerie reviews
It seemed that if the Lord did not believe that two people could be so passionately in love that nothing and nobody and no protocol could stop them, then there were a few things He was missing out on. Chaucer/Philippa. Rated T for the style of romance.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Tonight I Wanna Cry by Memories Left Abandoned reviews
He's going to get engaged, and I'm going to get drunk. Sounds to me like he got the short straw. BenxRiley slash. Rating for language.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Edward Learns About Acne by larrythestapler reviews
Beautiful, sparkling men angst over...zits? What has this world come to? Crackfic/Oneshot. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
These Lonely Sundays by 19thpersonality reviews
It's Mother's Day... and it's one of those days. Abigail misses her mom. Then someone shows up with an unlikely story. Oneshot. For momiji'sunusedhalo.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Paternity by Katiesmom07 reviews
House/Wilson pre-slash to light-slash fic set just after "Paternity" S1E2 . Since House was willing to pay for the DNA test to not do his clinic hours, they decide to play a game where one puts a price on what the other wants.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Reflection on Gambling and Wat by LackofColorHere reviews
Chaucer thinks about his addiction to vices. Slash!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
How Do I Breathe? by detcutthroat reviews
Wilson's Heart changes the life of every single doctor in some way, but even Amber knows that life must go on. A little drabble on all of the doctors, no romance, just thoughts. Written in a unique style.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Her Prodigy by Wrinkled Fabric reviews
Hope likes to observe August.
August Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
I've Got A Problem by Angelic Prophecy reviews
My name is Riley Poole, and I've got a problem. I'm in love with someone I can never be with. This someone happens to be a guy. And my best friend. --- Ben/Riley slash oneshot
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Resurrection of the Unspoken Word by SrslyNo reviews
A nontraditional love story. How much do House and Wilson love each other? Wanted: Open-minded readers willing to suspend belief that sad stories can have happy endings, and that there is a good reason for House and Wilson to be OOC. Slash. Final chapter.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Saving, Day Lights and Days by Kay the Cricketed reviews
Post!Book of Secrets, Ben x Riley implied. It's in the simple things that we find our friends and our betters, because after the adventure is done, it's all that's left.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Hungry Eyes by herosexual reviews
Edward and Emmett, at home, alone, the door is closed. Anything could happen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Paul Revere by LaylaBinx reviews
It all began with Paul Revere. My take on how Ben and Riley first met and a series of one-shots about their friendship over the years. Ben and Riley frienship fluff!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,456 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
Fever 2012 by Angelic Prophecy reviews
March, 2012. Chaos breaks out when a deadly new virus is unleashed on the world. It kills anyone who is infected with the disease. Who will die, and who will be left behind to pick up the broken pieces the world has left behind? MULTIPLE CHARACTER DEATHS!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Memories by LoremIpsum reviews
Riley deals with a trauma from his past with the help of his friends.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,853 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Finding Air by Sveedish Chef reviews
Ben involves Riley in something much more dangerous than he expected. As they both struggle with allegiance and guilt, their integrity and beliefs are severely challenged by two polar opposite world views. Conspiracies, cluster headaches, and jackalopes!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,954 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Lost to History by Aqua Lion reviews
Ben makes the ultimate sacrifice at Cibola. Riley's not about to be comforted by the man who left him to die.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Another Clue by BG Sparrow reviews
Sequel Up! A young woman takes up housekeeping in the Gates' manor as a cover to get a clue to the rumored "other part" of the Templar treasure. But things change when Riley comes into the picture at the wrong time. Where does another clue lead them this time?
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,585 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006 - [Riley P., OC] - Complete
Escapades of the Hogwarts Laundry Room by Eppy Jojo reviews
As told by Lumpy the House elf, this follows the goingson of the unknown Hogwarts Laundry Room during our heroes' years at Hogwarts. Many types of pairings, series of oneshots all vaguely related. so far: FLxSC, AlbusxMinerva, RonxLavender. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007
Stay Strong by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
The last thing Ben had ever intended to do was hurt his best friend. BenRiley Brotherly Fluff. Major spoilers for Book of Secrets.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The Final Piece by roxierocks reviews
Riley Poole has just become the newest rising star on the Shakespearean stage. Lord Benjamin Gates is tormented in his search for the final piece of an ancient treasure. Their lives are about to become immeasurably tangled - and changed forever. Slash AU.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Progressive by silverlake7169 reviews
House/Wilson, post 4x12 "Don't Ever Change". Jealousy doesn't suit House.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Show Must Go On by Oh So Cliche reviews
The Gates' Spectacular Mystery Theater Show needs a new magician's assistant. Riley Poole needs some extra cash and if he has to wear a red sequined gown to get some, then someone better hand him his matching pumps because the show must go on. BenRiley.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Interlude: Goldie by Spastic Bookworm reviews
In RC, Riley says he really likes a certain blue iFish... In here Riley shows us why. Pre-PreSlash and Slash. /Best to read Riley's Converse first, however, as it's epilogue is here.\
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Closet Case by JazzyCriminologist reviews
House drags Wilson into a storage room in PPTH to get the dirt from Wilson's date last night and gets the two of them locked in, leaving the ducklings to work on a case alone and Cuddy to try to hunt her two missing department heads down. Slashygoodness
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Crossing the Line by dutchesscourtney reviews
PUBLISHED! COMPLETE! Drum set player Julia McCoy is not a typical marching band member. Forced to move across country and become a rookie as a junior, the newest quint deals with an intense Instructor, a cheerleader and the possibility of love in her own
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Rats in the Kitchen by LaylaBinx reviews
Apparently Riley sleep walks...and talks. Silliness ensues! BenXRiley friendship :D
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
To Do What He Knew Was Right by astronomylover reviews
Through all of the treasure hunting, Riley Poole has risked his life for Ben Gates many times. At Ben and Abby's wedding, Riley will risk himself one last time to do what he knew was right...and fight for the one he loves. BenRiley.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Riley's Converse by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Riley loves his Converse. The reason why is so simple. Oh and his shoelace breaks. BenRiley preslash, kinda fluffy. Epilogue to this posted in Interlude: Goldie! Poll in my profile. Go vote!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Letting Go by alchemyfreak123 reviews
He let her go, she stumbled back a couple of steps still shocked at his confession. “We will never cross paths again, I promise you that,”. Oneshot, LilySnape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Vendredi Bizarre by The Lark reviews
Valjean and Javert switch places for a day.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Valjean, Javert
A Brief Summary of Every HP Fanfic Ever Written by Viskii reviews
It's not brief, or a summary, or every Harry Potter fanfiction ever. It is humor uploaded stupidly and sporadically for your enjoyment. Chapter One: Harry Goes Shopping at Protagonist Mart. There should be a genre for it. I need a life. And some nachos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P.
Viva Las Vegas! by Catwoman99 reviews
Albus & Minerva head to Las Vegas for a little vacation. Will it lead to romance or disaster? Will they meet Elvis? Wayne Newton? Does what happen in Vegas, really stay in Vegas? MMAD, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Trauma by LinZE reviews
Traumatic experiences come in many forms. MMAD and a few others...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Will by Lyndotia reviews
Oneshot. Lord Voldemort's will has been discovered! It appears to have been written just after his return, and hidden at Hogwarts of all places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Tale of Two Bastards by DIY Sheep reviews
House's dad finds out he is gay. House hides under the house. Wilson has to prize House from under the house by means of a big stick. For the HW fest. As always viewer discretion is advised.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Ten Minutes of Your Life by roxierocks reviews
The Macarena? Giant blobs of acid? Hermione dying multiple times? Flying monkeys? And what is up with Oliver Wood's hair? Has the HP world gone crazy? No, that's just us...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2005
All's Fair in Love and War by afrai reviews
Chaucer's after Wat. That's the only explanation. Implied slash.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
A Knightmare by Fyrie reviews
I wanted to experiment with the AKT character voices. This is the result. (Slash implied in a very silly sense)
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
The Innocence in the Lie reviews
What we do know sometimes hurts more than what we don't. Spoilers through S5 finale; mentions of Wendell/Angela and Hodgins/Angela.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/16/2010 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
The Man in the Mirror reviews
The man in the mirror isn't who he used to be. Set during 2x16 "Fear and Loathing."
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Surrogate reviews
He knew what he was doing, but that didn't mean that he understood. Set in S4. Hodgins/VNM slash.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - J. Hodgins - Complete
Saving Us reviews
Everyone needs to be needed. H/W, no smut
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Divine Intervention reviews
When moving on, connected at the wrist is the way to go. Set around mid season six. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Problem With Absolution reviews
Post-ep fic for Brave Heart. "The problem with absolution is that it's never absolute." Chase-centric, implied Chameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - R. Chase - Complete
Maestro of the Ages reviews
Spoilers for 6x01 "Broken." It's odd how being ripped asunder gives you wings: Freedom Master's backstory.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Freedom Master - Complete
The Simple Act of Waking reviews
-"So, this is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one." "Too bad it isn't true." Even if you know what you want, occasionally you need someone looking over your shoulder to push you in the right direction. H/W No smut
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
From Under the Shadows reviews
From under the shadows of Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital bursts the truth so long ignored. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Beautiful reviews
-"The first time 'it' happened, they were wasted out of their minds," though later, it was the last thing they could get off their minds. Ben/Riley SLASH.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Travel Light reviews
The last hours of anything are the hardest, and House's life is no exception, especially when Wilson is mysteriously missing from his best friend's deathbed. Character death, obviously. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Turn Out the Lights reviews
Fast forward to House and Cuddy's wedding. Wilson's the best man and would rather be anywhere else in the world, or dead. Dead works too. But maybe that's just the amphetamines talking. Huddy, Hilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - J. Wilson - Complete
Admission reviews
Suddenly you understand how women can fall for him like dominos because he's so intoxicating you can't think of anything else...You wonder absently if he's changed his name to Vicodin and yours to Addict." Post-Mayfield. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Terra Infirma reviews
Not long after House's worsening condition makes him an indefinite patient at Mayfield, Wilson is admitted for debilitating night terrors. Question is, why are they seeing the exact same things? Gen with strong H/W friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Your Part reviews
Perceptions change over time, even of his own actions, especially involving the man watching from his rickety red van. A brief ficlet about a new favorite moment of mine in the first film.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
A Flaming Finale reviews
Set during 5x24. House has had many odd cases, but never has he had to do a differential for smoke pouring out of his own ears. Crack!fic with spoilers.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - G. House - Complete
I'll See You on the Other Side reviews
AU ending to the season 5 finale. Tell me it's going to be all right. Tell me again this is the right thing to do. Tell me you don't think any less of me. Tell me you care. And for God's sake, say something before the door slams behind me. H/W
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Interference reviews
Brief fic during House and Wilson's conversation at the end of "TB or Not TB." Wilson feels drawn to him, but he knows that he can't do a thing about it. H/W slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Leaping reviews
Once he saw how far they'd come, he thought back to how they'd began. A Chameron ficlet in response to "Savior."
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - R. Chase, A. Cameron - Complete
Shing Sparkle Sparkle reviews
It wasn't just the pocket protector. Unbeknownst to House, Wilson's geek streak ran deep, and he was about to be outed. H/W friendship. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Read My Mind reviews
SPOILERS for "Simple Explanation." Late that night, after everyone hangs up the garb of mourning, House is still reeling, trying to manage the unmanageable with the turning of pages at 4 in the morning. H/W friendship. Oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, L. Kutner - Complete
Never Halfway reviews
For Ben, everything is intense. Riley didn't count on it being so embarrassing, is all. Drabble-ish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
In Return reviews
House likes revenge, even at the momentary cost of his eardrums. Drabble-ish. Set after "Alone."
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Disney Said No reviews
An "omitted" comment in Abigail and Connor's first scene in NT2, but it makes all the difference. Drabble-ish. Please see note at the beginning.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Riley P. - Complete
Maybe Later reviews
In which the Joker finally inflicts his scars upon the Batman and is attacked by something like a conscience urging him to play the hero. No slash, oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Brouillard reviews
In which Chaucer's emotions and society's norms clash and a confession must be made. Slash. Oneshot.
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Ursa Fructose reviews
In which Edward buys a six pound bag of very inedible gummy bears and refuses to share anyway. Cue chaos. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward - Complete
Aftermath's Scythe reviews
Sequel to What Lies Buried. Just when they thought they had moved on, old enemies return with a bang and threaten everything Riley and Ben hold dear. Assumptions are shattered and normalcy is lost; will their lives join them? On hiatus.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Riley P., Ben G.
Faith reviews
Rat is always beating up Pig, but why does Pig deal with it time after time? Oneshot.
Pearls Before Swine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Pig, Rat - Complete
Amputee reviews
A look into everyone's favorite FBI squad through the course of the two movies and in their own personal crisis. What's the family to do when Hendrix gets transferred? A tribute to the underappreciated agents! On hiatus.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - P. Sadusky
Riley's Villanelle reviews
Riley on his and Ben's friendship around NT2.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Night of the Fourth reviews
When the election results are on the brink of being announced, tensions run high and chaos is the norm at the Gates manor. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
One Moment reviews
AU teenage story. I only ever saw them in passing. I never really knew them. And now they will never be the same. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
72 Hours and Counting reviews
Riley tries to occupy himself during a bet that says that he can't stay up for five days straight by typing whatever comes to mind. Silly and nonsensical. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Riley P. - Complete
What Lies Buried reviews
Sequel up! Post-BoS When Sadusky arrives at the Gate's home and exposes Riley as a felon in hiding from the FBI, Ben has no clue what to think. Is his best friend really a cold-blooded criminal, or is this all part of some larger scheme?
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,613 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
When I Was Judas reviews
He doesn't know, but I betrayed him. Now, that thought won't leave me alone, but I can't make up for my past. Why did that option even pass through my mind?
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Riley P., Ian H. - Complete
Desperate in DC reviews
Riley, completely out of options, writes to the local advice column about his conflicts regarding his love for Ben. Problem is, Ben's too perceptive for his own good. Slash, BenRiley. CONTINUED!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
We Couldn't Tell Good reviews
Ben's a little lost when Patrick's true identity is revealed in an adventure of being self-aware. Drabbleish.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Patrick G. - Complete
Taken Too Literally reviews
Ben decides to take the knighting by his grandfather a little too seriously, which wouldn't be such a bad thing if Riley hadn't walked in on him. Chaos and silly brotherly fluff ensues. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Ben G., Riley P. - Complete
Having Time reviews
While home alone one rainy day, Abigail gets an unexpected visit from Agent Sadusky. Oneshot, AbiSadusky.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Abigail C., P. Sadusky - Complete
Lonely September reviews
SongFic to Plain White T's song of same name. "Don't say you didn't love me back, 'cause you know you did..." Slash, BenRiley and some BenAbi.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Symbolic reviews
Ben finds his childhood pair of Converses hidden up in his dad's attic and comes to a deep conclusion, much to the disbelief of Riley. What could be so symbolic about a pair of shoes? Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Ben G. - Complete
A Parody of Epic Proportions reviews
If Abigail thought that her party was turning out a little strange before, she was completely sure of it after Conner, the White House curator, showed up with a crazed and not so bright plan to avenge his broken heart.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Abigail C. - Complete
PaperChain Hearts reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and everyone knows what that means! Time for some BenRiley Slash fluff!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Hesitation reviews
AU, BoS Riley refuses to let Ben die for the group and switches places with Mitch, only to then tell Ben to leave him behind and save himself. But Ben won't give in that easily. Oneshot Slash BenRiley
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
This is Wrapping Up Quite Nicely reviews
After a huge misunderstanding, McGonagall and Dumbledore grapple with their feelings for each other while McGonagall is in America and Dumbledore helps Snape cope after the first fall of Voldermort, as well as cause some mayhem. MMAD many OCs, other pairs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,048 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Voldemort the Happy Bunny reviews
While going to check on a Horcrux, Voldemort takes a wrong turn and gets trapped in a super cheery parallel universe. Can the Dark Lord take the happiness? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
In Desperate Need of Someone Solid reviews
[Oneshot] Professor Binns is tired of being ignored and lonely, so he tries to find a way to spice up his existance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - C. Binns, Sybill T. - Complete
Legend of Zelda and the Four Swords of the reviews
...Twilight in Majora's Minish Ocarina that Wakes Wind in its Spare Time.[ON HIATUS] All the games combine into this one huge spoof. Please RR
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2007
