It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City. It was also no secret that they had their fair number of suitors.

Bruce loved the attention. Jonathan, not so much.

The two boys were almost complete opposites of each other. Bruce was tall, athletic, and flirtatious while Jonathan was not quite as tall, scholarly, and liked to be left the hell alone. While Bruce enjoyed being around those that found him attractive, Jonathan prefered to make them curl up in a corner sobbing to themselves. Or screaming.

This became an issue to Gordon, for he feared he's never marry off his eldest son. In a desperate effort, he posted all over Gotham that Bruce would not be allowed to marry until Jonathan was. And given Bruce's large fanbase who wanted him all to themselves, this became a major issue. But Gordon held to his word, and all attempts at wooing Bruce were ended. And given Jonathan's ability to drive potential suitors insane or at least away, they were at a stalemate.

Needless to say, Bruce's suitors were getting desperate.

"Look, all I'm saying is that we need somebody to marry Jonathan to have a chance at Bruce. Since there's no willing volunteers, we need to find somebody that stupid or desperate," though Selina didn't enjoy working with her competition, it was because of this exact reason that she was, indeed, brainstorming ideas with them.

"Well, we can't just grab any random smuck and shove them in Jonathan's direction," Harvy replied. "We need to find somebody crazy enough to deal with the man's ability to psychologically break people down."

Edward, who'd been puzzling it over in a corner suddenly jumped up with a grin.

"I know just the guy!"