A collection of one-shots, in which Harry asks questions pointing out things that don't quite make sense.

After a bad diagnosis that paints an early death for Inko Midoriya, the kind mother does whatever she can to give Izuku a good life outside heroics. Buying a coffee shop? Check. Teaching her child how to run an analysis website? Done. Adopting a certain horned child using dubious means while ensuring they stay together? Already done. on AO3 as well.

Slight AU, slightly grey Naruto. The Hokage and ANBU commander watched Naruto's use of shadow clones that night. Through guilt tripping of the Hokage, the commander gains the newly graduated Naruto for his forces. Join Naruto as he becomes Team Ro's fourth member and what it means for the plot of Naruto. Slow updates.

Everything was gone. With one attack, Madara had wiped out everything I held dear. I was about ready to give up, but then I was offered another chance. A chance to do it all over again. A chance to save everyone. Time travel. good Kyuubi, Pairings: Mina/Kushi, Naru/Hina (later on), others to follow. rated T for violence, some language, and minor mature references.

After the Naruto Bridge mission, Sakura dedicates herself to studying, because like it or not she's the closest Team 7 has to a brain. On her quest for knowledge, she stumbles upon an old, dusty, unclassified mission report and discovers a name - Uzumaki Kushina. This changes... everything.

The world could handle only one Naruto Uzumaki, therefore he was ready to relinquish his rights to the name. He was so much more than just Naruto Uzumaki now. A ghost of the future that would never come. (Time Travel AU, ridiculously OP/BAMF, chaotic good/semi-dark!Future Naruto 'Rei', Uzushio revival fic) SLOW UPDATES

With the quick thinking of Hiruzen Sarutobi after seeing the reaction of the civilians regarding Naruto Hiruzen placedNaruto in the care of anbu, after 12 years in hiding Hiruzen decided that Naruto shouldn't stay in anbu any longer... and making him a teacher. Slight AU, no pairings yet, !Naruto ex-anbu

Mito activates a seal and wakes up with a five-year-old blond Uzumaki child leaning over her in what's called the Forest of Death. She is not pleased.

Naruto wants a shinobi animal. Hiruzen figures the egg in the research department could use an owner. A very sharp-toothed reptile creature crawls out. Warning: Blood and eating things, Velociraptors are meat-eaters, so be warned.

Naru really was his most unpredictable student. A talent for seals and the uncanny ability to completely disappear and a reluctance to explain where she got all of this information that she really shouldn't know. fem!naru

Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. No longer a one-shot.

Back after some formatting issues. Premise: Fawkes heals Harry and Ginny, and then flames out of the Chamber of Secrets. They, along with the sorting hat and sword get stuck in the Chamber for a summer together with Ron and Lockhart, and the three kids develop a sibling-esque bond and explore the chamber before finding a way out.

I came up with a plot I couldn't get out of my head: What if the Weasley sons were born in the opposite order? What if Bill befriended Harry on the train to Hogwarts? How could things have changed if Harry had a level-headed and easy-going Weasley influence? First post of anything online, because why not... maybe it will get me to do it again sometime?

"Kill the spare," a cold voice said, and Cedric heaved Harry to his feet and turned on the spot before the other voice could finish even the first syllable of the Killing Curse. / The confrontation in the graveyard goes differently, and the Wizarding World is forever changed.

One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina

When 12 year-old Harry takes a test at Gringotts test revealing that he is the Weasley families missing seventh son, it changes a lot about the events to come. How will his life be different with six overprotective brothers and a protective twin sister and how will he help bring the family closer together? Rated M for abuse

SEQUEL to 'Time Travel? Really'. Just because the main problems of this time have been fixed, doesn't mean that life for Rose Potter is going to be smooth sailing. Family troubles, politics, life in general ... Rose will have to work for the things she wants, and if that means embracing her Black side, so be it. Fem Harry, rated T for language (lots of swearing).

AU. A strange, curious boy with a unique scar on his forehead meets an equally strange, and curious girl with bushy hair who also happens to share his affinity for discovery. An AU fic where Harry meets Hermione in a muggle primary school. H/HR.

After taking on a low C-rank mission while one man down, Team Minato returns to Konoha, only to discover that they've somehow ended up in the future. Oh, and apparently no one can see, hear, or feel them. Time travel.

What if Sirius was a bit more... Serious after escaping Azkaban? What if he made certain that Harry would find a crack team of friends to help and support him? What if the Marauders were reborn?

When Harry Potter goes missing, Professor Dumbledore orders the Hogwarts professors to spread out and search the grounds. Leave it to one suspicious Potions professor to find something rather shocking, as he tries to solve the mystery of Harry's sudden disappearance.

The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.

Naruto died using a suicide seal that took Kaguya Otsutsuki with him. Now he finds himself in the presence of a loli-goddess who wants to watch random scenes of his other versions lives. This wasn't what he expected the after life to be like... Oh look! Ramen!

If Vernon and Petunia were so concerned about their image why did they treat Harry the way they did? A child with a bad reputation living in their house forced them to tell tales, when it would have been much easier if they treated him like part of the family. How would Harry have turned out if he was accepted? (This is not for Dumbledore fans)

Harry's been feeling like something was being kept from him for a while... he just didn't expect the goblins to be the ones to rescue him from the Dursleys and explain. Bad Dumbledore, good Snape, slightly manipulated but still good Weasley's.

Harry feels that it's stupid to alienate those who control your money. See how a bunch of first years treat the goblins and what comes of it. These kids are going to cause quite a storm. Should be fun. A fast paced, happy, story about changing their destiny. It all starts at Gringotts.

After a drinking challenge with Maito Gai, the Rokudaime, Hatake Kakashi, wakes up in the past. But he's not the only one. Can two mismatched friends and rivals prevent the devastating Fourth Ninja War? And can they trust anyone else to help them? Well, they certainly have plenty of time to figure it all out. Time travel friendship fic.

When Guruguru told him his friends were in danger, Obito was desperate to go help them. An unexpected arrival at the cave has him rushing to the site of a battle, where history, unbeknownst to him, is about to be rewritten. T rated time travel.

What happens when Harry starts asking questions when Hagrid took him shopping before first year? What happens when the goblins help Harry? And what happens when Harry's house doesn't include red and gold? Romance in later years. Chapters 1-17 reworked with corrections and extra content. Slash Harry/Theo

A pair of Deidara's (no, not literally) and a single damage control. Just what Kakashi wanted in a team. Yep, precisely what he wanted. AU, Sasuke and Naruto are a pair of pyromaniacs, and Sakura works herself to the bone keeping up in the academy, and keeping her two pyromaniac friends from destroying Konoha.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

When Harry is whisked away from the Dursleys after fourth year. He is given information and access to magics that might just help him in the upcoming war. As well as a new ally, Lord Arcturus Black who is angry that the teenager was not taught his family status

After being declared the heir of Slytherin, Harry makes a new friend in a supportive Lee Jorden. future Slash. Lots of Weasley Twins being mentioned. Some bashing of Ron and Hermione. Rating may change as relationship grows in later years

A badly bullied Ravenclaw Harry Potter is given a new opportunity by his head of house.

"Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever." Ginny has been taken to the Chamber of Secrets and Harry may know where that is. How would things have turned out if he had gone to a Different Professor? Rated T for violence and gore

UP FOR ADOPTION! Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage, instead of dying when he offered his soul to the Shinigami, was instead thrown out of the Elemental Nations and into another world – The Wizarding World. Too bad he had to leave his newborn son behind, or did he? Challenge fic. AU

Being reborn as a daughter of the House of Black was bewildering, but realising they weren't actually evil was another problem entirely. Despite a name and gender change, Harry Potter wasn't someone who would let their family suffer for no reason. Lyra was a Black, and Blacks protect their own. Time travel, genderbending - fem! Harry, slash and fem slash, same-sex pregnancies.

Reincarnation. Lovely. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. No slash pairings. Beginning and Probation Arcs now being edited.

No one ever noticed. Not the kind old Jiji who would sometimes visit. Or the folks at the ramen place. No one cared enough about him to noticed that he died. That he's died so, so many times that he's honestly lost count at this point.

In which, desperate to see his nephew with some happiness in his life, Hiashi implies he should stay away from the Uzumaki girl. Naturally, Neji seeks her out anyway. (Female Naruto)

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

The Grangers live next to the Dursleys, and they don't like what they hear.

101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

He intended to let the mask drop and show the world who he truly was. Mizuki just gave him the opportune chance. Now Konoha will have to face their biased opinions or be devoured by the very hatred, fear and ignorance they themselves have created. Strong Naruto. NaruHina. Familial Kyuubi. Dojutsu Naruto.

The 4th war had ended, but the price had been too high. Now at the end of their rope, and with nothing to lose and everything to gain, can Sasuke and Naruto repair the damage before it can be done or are some things meant to happen without reason? Naruto/Hinata Sasuke/FemHaku rated m for language. Smart/Strong Naruto. (may seem godlike but isn't) Good Sasuke. Familial Kyubi.

Naruto remains face down on the ground. It's what she deserves. "I'm sorry time-travel isn't a smooth ride. I'll try to do better next time," she snarks, words muffled by both the ground and the mass of hair. It is with a defeated half-groan that Sasuke accepts his lot in life. (Female Naruto)

Harry loved reading. It was his greatest release, a way of getting away from the Dursleys and the horrors of his life. How far will he go for knowledge?

SEQUEL. Stopping a war was surprisingly easy. Falling in love and getting married was even easier. (Sort of.) Being an adult and living life should be smooth sailing ... right? Getting older totally made you wiser, meaning Harry and Regulus' lives together will of course get easier as they go along. Can they ever have a normal life, or is their version of normal just absurd?

Dobby borrows Death's horse in order to return through time and rescue Harry from the Dursleys.

The young girl stared with rapt wonder as the dying rose regained its vibrancy and color. A once muted and sickly yellow turned bright and full of life. A sheepish Naruto handed the flower back to her, "I'm not sure how I did that, but your flower is fine now!" (Mokuton!Naruto, Senju!Naruto, NaruIno, Team 7 Friendship).

Bloody and bruised, Naruto Uzumaki, traveled twenty years to the past after the entirety of his world was burned to ashes; his friends murdered by his own hands. The now eighteen-year-old Kinuki Totsuka lives to save the world of the past from his own. One step at a time, the mentally unstable veteran strives to correct the mistakes of his generation. A Naruto Time-Travel Fanfic.

On the night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, the Shinigami tried to take the lives of both Minato and Kushina, but a loophole allowed their souls to remain free. For twelve years, Danzo has kept them hidden but now they've escaped. A family reunited, they will have their revenge, and help their son become the legend he was destined to be. NaruHina. Starts up after the Wave ARC.

Basically, Team 7 vs. Kaguya, final smack down. Then suddenly POOF they're twelve again and waiting to meet their sensei on team assignment day. With no way to get back they decide to stop the war before it begins, and maybe save some people along the way. But they're twelve, how are they supposed to do that? No pairings.

By: Kushina - In which Kushina strangles a man with an umbilical cord.

The mission to Nami no Kuni shook the Team Seven and made their sensei act more seriously. This is the effect of his new determination and outlook.

Lily and James weren't as blind as most people might have thought and made plans for their only son and heir. This is their story and his.

This is a self-indulgent fic in which Izuku has a slightly OP regeneration quirk and heals everyone and is friends with his kacchan and makes everyone's lives complete with his smiles and BAMFness.

The title says it all, I'm open to requests, but I don't want this story to revolve around OTPs

Professor Naruto Uzumaki was loud, young, gorgeous and dangerous. She hated Umbridge more than anyone, shared pranking ideas with the Weasley twins, and stood up for all her students. The entire student body was in love. But with rumors of her having a fiance over seas, and her weird friendship with Snape, Harry can't help but be suspicious. "No, it's not a pleasure." Fem!Naruto

Being sent back to your younger self can be incredibly awkward, especially when YOU weren't the one directing the trip. However it can also provide endless opportunities to get things done right the first time and to save those you couldn't. Izuku certainly isn't complaining and neither is his girlfriend. The Villains Alliance won't know what hit them!

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

How much would you say your grandmother knows about Naruto? That's about as much as Michiko knew before she’s reborn into a strange ancient-ish Japan. Where people can walk up walls and giant demons go on rampages. Well if the world insists on not making sense, then she might as well go along with it.

A drabble series staring everyone's favorite genderbent heroine. Yes, this is indeed another genderbent Naruto story and no, it probably won't become anything more than a drabble series. Enjoy this ridiculous adventure Narutards!

In another world, Uzumaki Naruto would've chased a childhood dream of becoming Hokage, in a wild bid to gain the respect and affection of his village. This is not that world. [Genfic] [Personality Flip/OOC AU] [Team 7 centric] [BAMF Konoha 12 & Sand Sibs] [Tsundere Sealmaster Naruto] [Anxious Underachiever Sasuke] [Charismatic Trickster Sakura] [Rebellious Prodigy Hinata]

AU. Another retelling of the Naruto mythos, featuring a world where minute happenstances lead to vastly different outcomes. A brunette lived, girls were born in place of boys and boys in place of girls, a father's genes won out against a mother's (except the hair), and love took root in the freakin' smack middle of the curse of hatred. Strong/Smart!Naruto. Naruto/FemSasuke.

Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"

We are back! Back to this hell hole, we call a Tea Party that is run by Death's himself. Several people woke up after meeting their end, they work up to be invited to a tea party and a chance to change their past for the better or for worse. (Grammar. It's an old fic that is over 70 chapters long. Give me a break.)

What would have happened if a certain Uzumaki made friends with a certain Nara. Someone that had stuck by him, even when times got troublesome. This Nara showed everyone that he is not your typical Nara. Let's see how one Shikamaru Nara helps out his friend without completely breaking his non-troublesome persona.

Naruto would very much like to argue that time travel isn't something that anyone would expect, even from an unknown seal activated by a desperate missing-nin in the middle of the ruins of Uzushio. Team 7 Time Travel AU.

Naruto accidentally finds himself in the past, in a time where the Third Shinobi War is still being fought. While trying to prove he is from the future (and trying to change it at the same time), the current Hokage gathers some trusted shinobi to watch his memories... *A watching the series fic* ON HOLD

Getting reborn into Naruto-verse doesn't always mean you get the life of a Shinobi. Even if your father was a famous one. Oc!Jiraiya's Daughter. SI-Insert Samurai!Oc

After witnessing the death of the one he called his brother and losing everything to the Juubi, Naruto is given a chance to return to when it started. Will he and his new ally change things, or will some new enemies ruin what chance that he has? NaruHina, SasuSaku other pairings later. I'm writing again!

Give me a prompt, anything beside smut, and I'll do a one shot. One word prompts, August prompts, any prompts at all! (I'm not desperate or anything XD)

So like, I know I got a lotta other shit I should be doing, but I was scrolling through discord and saw a piece of art where Rin had the sharingan and was like YOOOO and then this happened. Basically, Instead of Kakashi recieving the sharingan from Obito, it's Rin. She doesn't become a jinchuuriki and instead Kakashi dies.

It's just a normal day in Danville for Phineas and Ferb- only this time they've been hired to make a Super Hero Teleporter Machine. Things happen, and they find themselves in Paris, France- a place that's not supposed to have superheroes. Whelp, they're in for the shock of their life. I came up with the theme song, mostly written for humor.

After taking out yet another ROOT attempt on his eye, ANBU Kakashi is forced to face his demons when an active time travelling scroll brings his team through from the past. No pairings.

Virgil is taken by Deciet, and Thomas, Patton, Roman, and Logan have to rescue him. Virgil is conflicted-he wants to escape, but what will the others say about the wings he has kept hidden from them for so long? *edit* very violent. Heavy hurt and angst, less comfort and next to no fluff. Please send help

Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc

A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.

He'd been walking for a while. A day late despite his promise to come home safe and he wasn't unscathed either so he'd already broken that promise too. - Snapshots of their relationship as Sai tries to make it home to his family, and what happens after. Terrible at summaries but I have to admit I'm kinda proud of this one

Having enough of the abuse of his relatives a young Harry Potter decides to leave Private Drive. Shortly after leaving, Harry meets a strange couple who take him in and introduce him to a whole new world…the world of Magic and Alchemy.

Regression wasn't uncommon among the sides of Thomas Sanders. But Virgil didn't regress... Or did he? Join the four sides as they learn new things about the Anxious trait. Rated T for self harm mentions

Sasuke follows his best friend home after the war. He'd follow her anywhere. (Sasuke x Fem!Naruto)

Kurama accidentally sent himself into the past during the Fourth Great Ninja War, and now he's stuck inside of Kushina with no idea what he's doing. All he knows is that Naruto must be born. He only has to wait for his precious little blond idiot. Besides, it can't be that bad, can it? CAN IT? Read and find out! MinaKushi, later SasuFem!Naru, Time Travel, OOCs.

Movie AU. In which, Rin didn't make it off the runaway Phantom Train in time…and ended up in Gehenna. The Grigori was not amused. Satan on the other hand- "Aww, come on, smile for Daddy!" "Urusei, baka-Ossan!" *You do not have to have seen the Movie to read this.* Language and Violence. Still GEN folks.

It was just a normal patrol. Until Alya decided to call them down and ask for a favor. In the end, Chat Noir is already envisioning his death and Ladybug is purely annoyed. Just a fluffy one-shot with lots of humor.

A stupidly curious Harry Potter accidentally ends up in the past ... right in front of Regulus Black. Deciding he might as well stop the world going to hell, a - slightly insane - Potter drags a bewildered Regulus with him. Between ending a war and accidentally saving the Blacks, the two quickly get close. Will they have a second chance at happiness? Maybe? Slash, mentions mpreg.

Rose Potter, trouble-magnet extraordinaire, finds herself waking up in the past after an accident at work. Deciding to do what Dumbledore should have, Rose decides to fix the timeline seeing as she's stuck. Everyone had better watch out, because this Rose Potter isn't what they were expecting - at all. Fem!Harry, slight AD/RW bashing. T for language (lots of swearing).

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty curios as to what would happen if Marinette was Chat Noir and if Adrien was Ladybug. Allow me to introduce: Chatte Noire and Beetle Rouge! also pn my wattpad

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Nobara Inuzuka always knew that pack came before anything else, that team mates could make or break a mission. Raised with the knowledge that her team mates were going to be family, no matter what, she still wasn't prepared for Naruto and Sasuke. But she's nothing if not determined! One stubborn kunoichi can make a world of difference, especially to two lonely orphans. Shika/OC

He left in the night, the only things he took with him aside from food supplies were his sleeping cap, his book and his name. Slipping through the darkness and silence of the sleeping village, Naruto Uzumaki didn't let himself look back even once. One-shot. Written for the Writers Anonymous One-Word Prompt Challenge.

"I don't understand,"/"You are hated, abused, and ignored in your entire life. Yet...why would you sacrifice yourself to save your village-no, the entire world?"/"I love them all."/"Tadaima!"/Set after the Shinobi War with a little plot twist. Alt. Ending. No pairing. Rate T to be save.

How did this happen? What caused this? Why don't I have any memories? Who am I! (rated T for violence and language)

Lucy leaves Fairy Tail because of a cloaked man threatening to harm her friends. She founds her own guild, makes new friends, and finds new power. A year later, her guild competes in the Grand Magic Games against Fairy Tail. She finds out a devastating secret that could lead to the end of Fiore, and it's up to her and Natsu to save Fiore. NaLu with other pairings, Lucy/OC-centric.

You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.

With the belief that reincarnation is a plausible thing to happen, I wasn't exactly surprised to find myself being reborn. However, surprise took place when I found myself being reborn as Nohara Rin out of all people. Perhaps fate had a strange sense of humour. But nevertheless; I am Rin and I'm definitely screwed. SIOC.

...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.

"I started because I wanted to be recognized… Then I wanted to be the Hokage just to rub it in the face of everyone who told me I couldn't… Now... I just want to protect all of my precious people, because they were able to care about me before I could." After being forced into the light, a better trained Naru is thrown onto a new team, but Asuma is mostly sure he can make it work.

The Miraculous characters have a thing or two to say to us writers... Especially Chloe. *Enjoy and review!*

Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

Their leader was ridiculously strong, a one man army, a master strategist, a fuuinjutsu master, a jinchuuriki, a sage and could come out of the most dangerous situations alive. But they still worried. Because he was their hope, and without him they would probably have given up on life long ago. WARNING: TIME TRAVEL, SUICIDAL, ANGSTY, AND NO SLASH!

While Nohara Rin is passive aggresively trying to shove a middle finger to impossibility, other people are in fact also parts of many possibilities. This is their story. (Collection of sidestories including but not limited to POV, discarded ideas, AUs and self indulgent scenarios from EI)

Sasuke leapt down and stood in front of the blonde, about to pull out his sword when he felt dollar bills stuffed in his robes. He glared at Naruto: "Explain." The blonde shrugged, "Look if you're gonna dress like a stripper, I'm gonna treat ya like a stripper." The director sweatdropped. "CUT!" And welcome to behind the scenes of Naruto! Bloopers, interviews, and mischief galore!

After scoring the highest points in a stress level test at school Marinette and Adrien have to take 'recreational hours' in order to prevent being akumatized. It seems like a long awaited break for them, until Ayla hacks into CCTV and discovers …? Post reveal. Mostly fluff. Slight AlyaxNino

The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.

The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU

What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto

How did Fred and George discover the passphrase to the Marauder's Map?

I don't care if he doesn't know who I am. I don't care if he is with someone else. Mommy needs him to save her, so I have to find him. I have to find Natsu Dragneel. I have to find my Daddy. After Tartaros, no disbandment.

Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]

Two quick one-shots on how Hermione asks simple questions to overlooked clues and changes the course of the story. What a difference they make, just two little questions. No bashing.

Logic is not part of the Wizarding World and Harry wakes up one morning and realizes this. What will the Wizarding World do when Harry makes a vow and tells about his life to the whole school? A recount of Harry's life, by an angry young wizard and what happens after. One-shot. No real bashing.

Lucy gets ignored by the guild after Lisanna returns. Lucy decides to leave and the guild finds out that something tragic had happened to Lucy after a week passed. A year passes afterwards, and the guild Light's Darkness gets Fairy Tail and other guilds' attention. They claim to know Lucy, but how do they know her and what is the mystery behind this guild?

People were disappearing from a small town on North-East Area borders, and Edward and Alphonse were sent to investigate it. Between being accused as the dog of the military and a faeling, this mission hadn't been fun for Edward at all. But then all stakes went higher, and all fell to Alphonse's hands to deal with. Because Ed, too, disappeared.

A mask can easily hide the expression that one may bear. Naruto embraces this within the ANBU, hidden from the stares of those that persecute him. Hidden from the pain. The masks of ANBU can hide one, but one cannot remain hidden forever.

Team Minato, Kushina, Tsunade and Jiraya were returning to Konoha… but why did they find only a hole in the ground? Panic land receives new guests… Nanadaime Kakashi help us all! Reverse!Time-travel, AU!Ending and different POVs! Contains some OCs and some strangeness as well, beware! Time-skipping epilogue posted!

Rin gets rescued, not by her teammates, but by two mysterious, strangely familiar men. Written for yangires. Warnings for unexplained time travel and a possible time paradox.

Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.

Time-traveling had always had its problems. Paradoxes, background stories, and a whole lot of other problems a human cannot possibly comprehend. But really, this has to take the cake. Time-traveling only to be stranded in a body that can be considered useless. Because, what can some rabbits do?

A war is brewing between Amestris and Creta. Roy and Edward knew that once it hit their way, Edward might be called to serve as a human weapon. But while they mentally prepared themselves for the inevitable, what they weren't prepared for struck: Edward was kidnapped.

I- The great and Mighty Nero Heart of the Hopeless Panda People- have made it my mission in life to annoy Sasuke Uchiha of Brother Issues Anonymous 200 times! I WILL NOT REST UNTIL MY MISSION IS COMPLETE! (I found a list of 200 ways to bug Sasuke plus used a few others and I thought I'd write a fanfic because I can!)

To be Hokage. That was his dream. That was Naruto. (My take on the aftermath if Naruto dies fighting Sasuke during Shippuden.) ONE SHOT.

Series of one-shots following Brotherhood timeline. The Elric Siblings are strange indeed. A boy with automail limbs, a suit of armor, and a girl who never speaks. So young, but already they are involved with military. One would wonder what kind of life they lead. Also posted in AO3.

After their date, Naruto gets kidnapped and nobody notices for a day or two. As Naruto is being sedated and confined, Kurama can't get out so he contacts Gyuki in order to get help. Hinata, with the help of her teammates are sent to rescue him.

When Lucy's captured by a group of mercenary hunters, the guild learns of a mysterious anti-magic activist group aiming to put a stop to wizards at any means necessary. What will happen to Lucy and the other wizards? What is this mysterious group? And what are they planning? Will Fairy Tail survive the Revolution? -NaLu- Updates: Monday

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

Kakashi is six years old again, sent to the past. After his father dies, Minato acts as his caretaker, and chaos ensues: well-meaning chaos, but poor Minato doesn't know what to do. One-shot. For mapplepie.

Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.

If Naruto characters could speak their minds…. Total crack.

When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]

One night every guild are partying together. Next morning, Fairy Tail girls are finding themselves without their chastity. A couple weeks later some (most) of them are pregnant leaving the men to take care of the females. This story connects the stories of different pairs but the main story is on Pregnant Lucy. She had slept with Natsu, Gray, Sting, and Rogue but whose child is it?

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

After being attacked on a patrolling mission gone wrong, Shikamaru wonders how well he really knows Naruto and how much he is willing to find out... "I am Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and I'm about to tell you an S-Ranked secret"...

ARCHIVED. Kakashi has decided that enough was enough after another attack on Naruto's life and convinces Hiruzen to move Naruto into the ANBU HQ for protection. Naruto's adventures and misadventures growing up ANBU. Ends just before academy. naruhina eventually

Naru is hated by the village, and tries to escape their mob by running into the forest. When she meets Lee, will her life change for the better? Follow her and Lee as they make new friends, overcome obstacles, and maybe fall in love? Try it! Lee/Femnaru

A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.

Ed and Ling get kidnapped. T for Ed swearing at Ling.

A secret program is formed in the military, designed to create perfect assassins. Soldiers are kidnapped right under their superiors' noses, brainwashed, and drugged. Due to superior genetics and ablilities, Edward is top choice for this program. AU.

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

ARCHIVED. Six years after Pain attacks, the Fourth Great Ninja War has finally destroyed Konoha and the Sixth Hokage, Namikaze Naruto, goes back in time with two old friends to stop the war before it starts (ends after Chuunin Exams). NaruHina, SasuSaku eventually. Godlike!Naruto, Bloodline!Naruto Good!Kyuubi

Naru has been captured by the Akatsuki! How far will Shikamaru and her other friends go to get her back? Complete! Newly Revised! Fem!Naru/Shika

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

I'm going to be sick!" Chouji dropped his crisp packet, hugging his stomach. "You're twisted Kiba-ttebayo," Naruto stated unfazed... What the hell did Kiba just tell them? Oneshot, crackfic. Rated T for language and mild sexual references.

[AU] An unlikely couple, the lazy dark haired genius and the energetic blonde dobe. female!Naruto, ShikaNaru

Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...

Kyubi ponders about Naruto's mask one day...No romance...I used my own poem...so I hope you guys review on it...I don't know how it is. :