Hello, my lovelies! I'm back on FF for good—hopefully. I don't know if I can say that with one hundred percent certainty. For those of you who follow my other stories... I'm sorry. I truly am sorry for being such a sucky author who doesn't update on the regular. I've unfortunately had too many real life commitments to deal with that have preoccupied all my time. Fear not, I will slowly get to them... which is the reason for this fic I'm writing. I need to get back in the groove of writing. It takes me a long time to write things out, even when they are completely mapped out in my head. So, this story is sort of a 'therapy' for myself to get the feel of writing again and making my imagination juices flow. I intend to keep the chapters short so I can update more often. This is supposed to be a really chill, fun, random fic and my intentions with this are simply to get you guys to laugh and enjoy. So with that... I hope you enjoy!

NOTE FOR ALL READERS: I do not (as of the moment, at least) intend to make this SasuNaru or NaruHina or SasuSaku or any other pairings. There may be bits of all the different pairings and implied pairings but this is mostly for fun! Hopefully, as the chapters build up, I'll put out a poll to ask about what pairings you guys want to see happen, but until then, it will just be random!

—Shadow Warriour

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to the great Kishimoto-sensei.

Behind the scenes: Episode 3

"All characters for the classroom scene on set in fifteen minutes!" the assistant director yelled out, receiving a few murmurs in reply. He walked down the studio to the room with a golden star painted on the door. Knocking twice, he poked his head inside. "Naruto, Sasuke, you're both to be on set in ten."

Naruto turned around and gave the assistant director a shaky smile. "S-sure."

When the door was shut, Sasuke smirked.

"Nervous, dobe?"

"I told you not to call me that."

"Just trying to stay in character… dobe," Sasuke said, leaning down to whisper the last part in the blonde's ear, causing his face to turn a bright red. The raven didn't bother to hide the smug look on his own face when he said: "So you are nervous."

Standing up straight, he walked back to the sofa and plopped down, grabbing the script that he had left there. "I don't mind running lines before we head to the s—"

"No thanks," Naruto quickly mumbled before setting down his own script and scurrying out of the room.

"Tch." Sasuke shook his head in amusement but got up, hands in pockets, and trailed the blonde's footsteps to the vast gallery where the scene was staged.

"Sasuke!" the director called out, said boy's head perking up in his direction. "Come here for a second, I have a few things I need to go over with you before shooting."

Nodding, he made his way to Mr. Kishimoto, chuckling to himself when he spotted Naruto in his periphery getting poked at by a bunch of girls who had read the script for this particular scene.

Naruto on the other hand, was just about ready to get this over with.

"Naruuutooo," Sakura sang, looking absolutely thrilled.

"Don't say it," Naruto frowned.

"Oh, but c'mon, you're living every girl's dream here!"

Ino nodded fervently. "Don't pretend you're not excited either."

Naruto deadpanned. "I'm not."

The boy stood uncomfortably around the throng of girls who kept prodding him about it.

"All right, everyone in place!" the director announced.

"Oh, thank god," Naruto heaved out, pushing away from the bubble of females surrounding him and walking down the steps to his seat beside Sasuke, avoiding any eye-contact until necessary.

"Aaaand ACTION!"

Sakura and Ino stood at the top of the room, just having had their dispute about who arrived at the classroom first. The pinkette then paused, and turned slowly, spotting Sasuke a few seats below. Forgetting about Ino, she giggled and rushed down towards his table.

"Hey, whoa, where you going?" Ino exclaimed. Sakura ignored her, and rushed to the table with Naruto and Sasuke. The blonde saw her heading over and stood up, a big grin on his face. "Hey Sakura, what's up!"

"MOVE IT," she thundered, shoving him out of the way, and clasped her hands, a small blush shading her cheeks. "Um, good morning, Sasuke."

The raven slightly rotated his head at the pinkette addressing him for about one second before looking straight again, completely disregarding the girl.

Sakura, nonetheless, continued shyly. "Can I sit with you?"

By this time, Ino had made her way to Sakura and grabbed her arm. "Back off, forehead! I'm sitting next to Sasuke."

"I was here first," Sakura said, a peeved look on her face.

"No, I walked into the classroom before you did! Everybody saw it!" Ino retorted.

Another brown-haired girl stomped over to the two. "Actually, I got here before either of you!"

"So did I!" said another one.

"No, I did! I'm sitting next to Sasuke!"

A bunch of girls now huddled around the spot, challenging each other. Sasuke glared at the commotion, closing his eyes and trying to tune it out. Naruto, who had been observing the whole debacle with an annoyed expression, jumped up on to the desk in front of Sasuke and stared him down. Sasuke glared right back, brow twitching.

"NARUTO! HEY, STOP GLARING AT SASUKE," Sakura screeched. The blonde glanced to his left to see all the girls giving him menacing looks, then turned back to scrutinize Sasuke.

"Wow, this is great," the guy sitting one seat below commented about the teams they were about to be selected for. He leaned back for a second, acting as if he didn't know Naruto was behind him and accidentally nudged the blonde. "Sorry, did I bump—"

The girls went quiet.

Naruto's eyes bulged out as his lips met Sasuke's in a firm clasp.

"CUT!" the director called, and smacked his head. "Sasuke, you're not supposed to look like you're enjoying the kiss."

Naruto jerked his head back to witness the smirk drawn upon the raven's lips while the girls in the background screamed in their fangirl glee.

"SO CUTE!" Sakura enthused, while Naruto stared back at Sasuke in horror.

"Everybody back in place!" the director shouted just as Sasuke gave Naruto a not-so-subtle wink.

This fucking scene was going to take all day.

Cocky Sasuke? Reserved Naruto? They're a bit different off-set, aren't they? LOL. More yummy goodness to unfold soon.

Also, I would love any suggestions or requests to make an an off-set scene from your favorite episodes/moments from the actual Naruto series! Leave your thoughts and let me know with a review!