![]() Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, X-overs, One Piece, Fairy Tail, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, and Majikoi - Oh! Samurai Girls!/真剣で私に恋しなさい!!. Name: Classified Age: Guess Gender: Male Hobbies: Reading Fanfic, watching anime, reading fanfic, collecting can tops, reading fanfic, watching Smosh...did I mention reading fanfic? Hello there, I'm new at writing stories here on Fan so please son't judge my stories right away, I love this site and a little of the stories on it and I want to do my part and add on some for you to. Let me just get this out of the way by saying that I hate my brain, because every now and again I come up with different story ideas and plot twists for them AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STATED WRITING THEM YET! so you might find that it will take me a while to write my stories let alone post them for your entertainment. So if you think you might like my ideas, don't hold your breath much. IMPORTANT!: I have decided to put all of my stories on hiatus for a while so the I can settle into my first days of university. Sorry for all of you who read my stories, I will let you all know when I will return. I will tell you all now. I HATE SASUKE AND SAKURA! So expect them to be bashed in my stories, and for all of you that like them, tough. If you think the same about this, copy an paste this on your page now! Little heads up for my pairings, i will use most of these girls for them and will only do Naruto or crossovers as well. Fav Naruto Pairings: NarutoxHarem (Most, if not all, of my stories I create will be this with some characters that i have already picked out and some you ((the reader)) will pick too. so don't worry to much) NarutoxTemari (Fav pairing of all time cuz I think she is HOT) NarutoxIno (I have a strong liking towards blonds) NarutoxHinata (I like this pairing for the romance you could make with it, as well as the fact that she is so cute) NarutoxShizuka (An interesting pairing to do and will probably bring her in earlier than usual) NarutoxAnko (Both have similar backgrounds growing up and is a wild pair, good with her as his sensei) NarutoxFuu (Both are Jinchuriki, nuff said) NarutoxYugito (Same as above) NarutoxFem. Haku (Interesting pairing, help him find his nindo) NarutoxOC (Sasuke's sister is a nice pairing to do and could mix the 'prophecy' story a bit) Pairings I will not do: NarutoxSakura (Didn't like her in first part of series) NarutoxFem. Sasuke (Just. Wrong. On soooo many levels) Any Yaoi! (I am a straight man, and i don't like the pairing anyway) Crossover pairings: (In no order) NarutoxErza (Gotta love red heads. Like father, like son) NarutoxMirajane (Wicked pairing, cannon time line will be a sight to see) NarutoxLucy (Loooove the blonds) NarutoxLevy (I like short hair anime girls more, and blue hair. Plus she's smart too) NarutoxNami (Backgrounds understandable and is like a minx) NarutoxRobin (Same as above, plus he could warm her heart) NarutoxRias (Red head with a childish side, lots of energy and joy) NarutoxAkeno (The SM has to turn you on, you must admit) NarutoxMizore (I just like this pairing and is cool to do) NarutoxMoka (Like her outer form more but almost like Hinata in a way) NarutoxKurumu (All hail the Icha-Icha Gods when this pairing is done) NarutoxYuroichi (Fun pairing and good to do) NarutoxSoifon (Again, similar backgrounds and will be interesting to do) NarutoxTatsuki (Will work if he is human and looks around the right age) NarutoxRangiku (Fun, full of energy and loves sake. Who wouldn't love this pair) and many more... Things for fun: If: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E but and, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top. This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this! i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333,Deskara Sundaskular, AnAddictedReader, Memodo Shiki 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me FRIENDS: Ask me for my number BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place say "Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!” FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! 95% of teens today would die if their social network died. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 5% that would laugh like hell. If you hate the NaruSaku couple then copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate the SasuSaku couple then copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate the SasuSaku all together then copy and paste this to your profile. If you're convinced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile. THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, ThymistaclesTenshi Namikaze, Boy of Anime,TUAOA:MORRISTOFOX, nepo92, KillerDonut, Memodo Shiki. |