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The Most Powerful Being In Existence...is a professional gamer?
Chapter 1: The Ex-Hero

The class started to laugh loudly at the teacher, the man about five four, slightly on the pudgy side with a balding of the hair. He was not happy as he was holding up a whoopee cushion that was the source to the roaring laughter. "Quiet down!" His face was red with both rage and embarrassment, red like a ripe tomato ready to be picked. However, this tomato was mad with furry as he scanned the class room looking for who it could be. Then his dark brown eyes landed on his suspect. A teenage boy, slim by the looks of his neck, no bulge in his mid-section suggested that the boy was skinny, despite not being active in athletics, blond spikey hair, weird whisker like marks that seemed to be birth marks, and blue eyes that looked everywhere but at the teacher. It was him, it had to be. "Uzumaki, principles now!" He pointed at the door his face still red with anger and embarrassment.

"What?" Confusion fell on the blond, hurt and betrayal too, although it seemed to be fake. "I didn't do anything."

"I don't care, principles, NOW!" He stomped his foot, maybe a way to show that he was putting his foot down, but still the point got across.

"Fine," Naruto started to pack up his stuff while grumbling about how he's innocent and didn't know anything about the whoopie cushion.

This is Naruto Uzumaki, a blond-haired teenager of the age of seventeen. Even though he has some muscle he never really worked out. Eating all the time and playing only video games did not give him the average couch potato body that some teens his age with his lifestyle had. He would chalk it up to his high metabolism, which is why he seems so hyperactive all the time. He burns more than he can eat by just sitting still. His grades are poor, mostly because he doesn't care, he has no respect towards anyone, unless they've earned it. Anyone in power whether it be a teacher, student council, or even the principle he shows no respect and just calls it how he sees it.

So, was he going to the principal's office? No, he was not, instead he went outside, dodged some of the windows and managed to get around to the side of the school. It was a part of Kuoh that just about no one ever really visits, hidden by some bushes next to the old school building is a small clearing. In that clearing is a simple card board box with some blankets tucked in. Next to the box was two bowls, one was empty with some crumbs, while the other still had some clear liquid inside, water. Naruto knelt next to the box and pulled out a can from his bag, it was some moist cat food. He opened the can and dumped it out into the bowl and then sat cross legged.

"Kurama, here kitty, kitty." He called out, a meow came from the bushes and a ginger cat came trotting out of the bushes with a freshly dead mole in its mouth. The cat was a cutie, it was male this was obvious from the back, it had orange and white fur with bright green eyes. It carried the mole right to the blond and dropped it in front of him. The blond chuckled and pulled out a plastic baggy and placed the dead creature inside. This happens a lot, Kurama would always show up with a dead animal and present it to the boy as a gift. Then the cat would eat. He found Kurama during his sophomore year, which was also his first year at Kuoh academy. The kitten at the time was scrounging for food but steering clear of other people. One day Naruto took a can of tuna and placed it in front of him. It took some time but soon Kurama was eating in front of the blond, then it climbed into his lap and let the blonde pet him. The rest is history.

"What's his name?" Naruto swung his head around to where he heard the voice, from the second-floor window of the old school building a beautiful red-haired girl was leaning out. From what he could see she seemed to be fit, but blessed with other worldly features, that being her ridiculously large bust size. Her seafoam eyes shone with curiosity as she waited to hear what the cat's name was.

"Uhh" Naruto was at a loss for words, he had never once seen someone so beautiful in his life. She was breath takingly beautiful, and her smile did not help with him finding his voice. It was thanks to a small bite from Kurama that brought him out of his stupor. "Ow, hey!" He then heard the red head giggle. "Sorry, his name's Kurama."

"You know animals on school grounds are a violation." It wasn't said in a way that meant that she wasn't going to tell, more like a teasing way.

"Are you going to tell on me?" His voice though showed that he would lash out if anyone tried to take the cat away from him.

"No, just a bit of teasing, so what's your name?"

"Naruto." He just gave his first name.

"Fishcake?"

"No!" He glared, "Maelstrom."

"Oh, okay Naru-koi." She smiled when he showed annoyance.

"So, what's your name, tomato?" He asked in a rude way, this caused her to look surprised.

Two reasons, one was the choice in name, she's never been called tomato before, and two was that she was the most popular girl in school how did he not know her. "Rias Gremory."

"Oh, one of the two great ladies, okay," He paused for a moment, "Princess tomato, no tomato-hime."

"Don't call me that." She huffed by puffing out her cheeks blushing.

"Now you're a ripe tomato." He almost fell over in laughter.

"That does it." She declared and closed the window.

Naruto thought he had won the day. "Tomato-hime seemed mad huh Kurama?" He began to lightly pet the cat smiling at the beautiful day. Then he heard a ruffling in the bushes, Rias came busting through the foliage her face as red as a tomato. Kurama heard her and leapt from the lap of the blond to the safety of the box.

"Now say it to my face." She dared him, from his position he could see a bit of her black panties with how short her skirt was, couple that with how she folded her arms that made her breast look bigger.

Fighting back the blush he stood up and faced her. "To-ma-to" He got closer with each syllable pronounced. Her glared intensified.

"Don't call me that!"

"Well don't call me Naru-koi."

"Why not it's cute." She realized what she said and started to blush more, she backed up a bit when she finally notices how close they were. "But I didn't mean-well uhm-" She just embarrassed herself and Naruto was loving it.

"I might just have to pick you." He made a snatching motion with his hand and this made her blush more, then he realized what he said and how it would have been taken. "Wait no, what I meant was-"

Now they both were embarrassed. "Sorry." They blushed again when they said it at the same time. "No, you first." Again, it was at the same time.

"Sorry for calling you Naru-koi I was just teasing." Rias did look apologetic.

Naruto had a similar look, "Same, if you don't like it, I'll stop."

"Well, if you let me call you Naru-koi, I'll accept tomato-hime." Rias was looking down, a face as red as her hair.

"Okay." Naruto agreed, then they noticed that Kurama had come out of his box, he started to rub on Naruto's legs. He meowed at Rias, she knelt and tried to get him to come, which he did, and began to pet the orange cat.

"He's a sweetie." She smiled at how friendly the cat was, he kept rubbing his head into her hand as she continued to pet him. She looked up at the blond, "By the way, shouldn't you be in class?"

"Shouldn't you?" Naruto retorted.

"I have a free period, what's your excuse?" She smirked as she rose to stand and put her hands on her hips.

"I pranked the teacher, and he sent me to the principal's office." Rias had a dumbfounded look at how nonchalant he said that.

"So, the principle sent you out here?"

"Nope, I never went to the principle."

"What? Why?" Rias always obeyed the teachers, if she was told to do something, she would do it, but the teen standing with her seemed like the opposite. She wouldn't put it past the boy to flip the teacher off if they asked him to do something.

"Why should I?" Naruto huffed, "Just because he's a teacher I'm supposed to listen to him? Ha, no thank you I give respect when it's earned."

"I get that but still, aren't you afraid of being expelled?" Rias would hate it if she couldn't go to the school anymore.

"I wish, I don't want to be here ever, I'm forced to come here because my guardian knows the principle to the school and believes I should get a higher education." He smacked his hands together. "Forget that. I don't want or need a higher education."

"Why not?"

"I don't need some stupid piece of paper that says how important I am." He crossed his arms and huffed once again.

"That's shocking, I'm surprised, most people I know all they think about is their future and what they are going to do to get that." To her this boy was strange, never had she met someone that spat in the face of authority, doesn't let others determine his worth, and when it comes to life and fate, he flips them both off. He was interesting. "May I ask what it is that you want to be then?"

"What do you mean want to be?" Naruto asked confused, "I'm me and I wouldn't want to be anything else."

That shocked her, all around her were people that constantly fought at being what they are, but here is someone that not only accepts who and what he is but loves it. "That's very deep, but I meant like career wise really."

"Oh, well nothing really, I love what I do now."

"Really? What's that?"

"I get paid to write reviews on video games, the magazine I work for already say that they will take me on full time once I'm done with high school. Then I get to do what I love, play video games all day every day." He developed a huge smile when he started to talk about games.

"So, you get paid to play video games?"

"Yep, I just have to write my thoughts about them, which I do, and they keep the money coming, plus I get free games weeks sometimes months before they come out."

"What magazine do you write for?"

"Game Geek."

"Really? That's a popular magazine, isn't it?"

"Yep, number one in Japan, but number two worldwide."

"So how popular are your articles?"

"I don't know, but I get paid a lot so I must be pretty popular." Naruto shrugged.

"Wow, that's pretty cool, I'm kind of jealous."

"Well, you know what they say, 'if you're good at something don't do it for free.'"

"Are you that good?"

"I guess, I have won first place in three gaming tournaments, and I got second place twice in worldwide tournaments for the game Overwatch."

"Wow, that's impressive." She started to clap at that, he was doing mock bows like he was in front of an audience.

"Yeah, mainly I'm playing Smash on my switch and I've won one tournament for that so far."

"Smash?"

"Yeah, super smash brothers, it's really fun, you get to choose different characters from other games and fight in a free for all brawl melee type game play."

"Cool," At that time the bell rung. "Oh, guess I better get to my next class, what are you going to do?"

"Me? Go to my class, probably get kicked out and then end up back here or on the roof."

"Percentage wise how often do you go to school?"

"12?" They both laughed at that. "Well, you have a good day tomato-hime."

"You too Naru-koi."

"Ooh still stings." He started to chuckle and she in turn did too. When she was gone and out of ear shot, he turned to Kurama who was back in his box looking up at him. "She was actually pretty cool, hey Kurama?" The cat did nothing except closed his eyes and started to nap. "She's really pretty too." This was more to himself than the cat, he shrugged, pulled out his switch from his bag and started to play some smash brothers.

It happened again, another one of Naruto's pranks got him kicked out class, this time he had to stand out in the hall holding two buckets of water. As soon as the door was closed to the class room he was gone, the buckets just sitting out in the middle of the hall—probably a hazzard—and the blond nowhere near them.

He was heading straight to Kurama's box once again. He wanted to play some more smash earlier but couldn't because of a conversation with a very pretty girl now he was hoping to get the chance. Naruto really wanted to see her again, but for now his favorite spot with his favorite cat waited for him.

"Hey Kurama did you miss-" He stopped when he notice that there was someone there in his spot with his cat in her lap. She seemed like a grade schooler; white hair cut short in the back but long in the front with twin bangs on either side of her pale face. Golden eyes had a look of indifference in them, the same look that you would see on a cat. Those eyes were looking at him as she pet the orange cat. "Who are you?"

"Is he yours?" She asked him watching him all the same trying to see if he would slip up at any moment.

"I feed him yes, and make sure he is warm and safe, but he's not bound to me per se, he comes and go as he pleases." She nodded at that, it seemed as though that was the answer she wanted to hear.

"I'm Koneko, and by the way he did miss you, he was lonely, so I was keeping him company." She had such a stoic voice, any other person saying that would show something akin to happiness, but it seemed like it was an annoyance just to utter the first syllable.

"Naruto, but how do you know he missed me?"

"He told me."

"What? Are you some kind of cat whisper or something?" She nodded, was she joking, or making fun of him, what was her deal.

"Whatever." He sat down, Kurama looked up at the girl, seemed to nod, then leapt to the lap of the blonde. Naruto began to pet him and scratch his favorite spots.

"He really likes you." Naruto nodded. "And he trusts you too."

"Yeah, wait how do you know that?" She just stared. "Oh, I see he told you."

"Do you like cats?" That was a weird question.

"Yeah, I would take him home with me, but the place I live at has a no pets allow policy, but sometimes I sneak him inside with me if it's going to rain or too cold outside."

For a strange reason the girl blushed slightly as she stood up. "Good day."

"Hey where are you going?"

"To the club room, free period."

"Club room?"

She pointed up to the second story window.

"Hey, do you know Rias Gremory?" She nodded. "Is she in your club as well?"

"President."

"Oh, she's president, what's the club?"

"Occult research club."

"Sounds cool, I guess, what do you do?"

"Secret." If it was a joke, she made no sign as such.

"Okay...well, have fun I guess."

She nodded than began to walk away. "She was a little weird, huh boy?" The cat said nothing, he just stayed in the blonde's lap and purred contently. Naruto shrugged and started up his switch and began to play his game. When the bell rung stating that the day was over, Naruto packed up his switch in his bag. "Well, gotta go Kurama."

When Naruto got out to the court yard, he took noticed of a large group of girls huddled together. At first, he showed no interest in the group, until saw red hair. Taking notice of the red in the huddle he saw that it was Rias. When he noticed it was her their eyes locked and she waived at him, he smiled and waved back. Then he noticed that the huddle of girls started to turn and stare at the blond. Everyone in the school knew who he was, he's the lazy prankster that always gets kicked out of class. The group seemed shock to see that the most famous girl in school just waived at the most infamous boy in school.

Naruto took notice of the stares, some were glares, he frowned at them, looked down, then turned to leave. He didn't see the crest fallen look on Rias' face, nor could he hear her call out to him over the crowd of other students. No instead he continued to his destination, a quiet café that he frequents a lot that has good cake and drinks. He likes to go there on occasions to play games or to write his game reviews on his laptop. It's also where he meets with his editor to discuss the status of one of his reviews.

Location set in his mind he set off towards the Cafe. However, he would find that tonight would be the last night of his normal dull life.

Later that same night Naruto had worked late at the café, he played some of his game sure, but he also worked on his new review for a game exclusive to the Xbox that was going to be coming out in three weeks, his deadline for the review was set for the end of this week, that was tomorrow, but he had the review done thanks to the calm atmosphere of the café. The tea he gets helps him focus and he loves the peanut butter cookies they have.

On his way home, that's when the proverbial shit hit the metaphorical fan. Naruto was minding his own business, just listening to some tunes on his head phones. When he noticed something odd happening in the park clearing. It appears to be some young boy cowering in fear of a woman with black wings. He saw a spear made of pink light in her hands pointed at the young boy. This would be a strange situation for any one normal person passing by. However, Naruto is far from normal.

There is a race of humans, they are called Heroes, not ones that are reincarnated from heroes of the past or from myths and legends. These heroes are akin to normal humans, from the outside, but every hero legacy—someone born into a family of heroes—has a super weapon, that when activated make them on par with gods. One thing about Naruto is that he is one of these legacies.

Naruto may seem normal, and yes, he is a prankster and also, he would rather play video games than actually do anything athletic, but he was the wielder of the most powerful weapon of the hero's history. He hasn't activated it in two years, but the sword is a buster, a sword that when used at full potential could destroy that which the type of buster it is. For example, Naruto is thought to be a galaxy buster, capable of destroying the milky way with a single sword strike, if he were to go full power. The perks that come with the weapon are ridiculous speed, agility, dexterity, strength, and durability related to the strength of the sword. With his swords status even holding back would put him on the same level as God. It's been two years since his training to use the sword was completed by his guardian, two years since he swore, he would never draw the sword again.

Without a second thought Naruto was sprinting to the boy, taking his bag off his shoulder in the process. When he got to the scene, he shoved the bag into the arms of the boy. "Guard that with your life." He said seriously. The boy, the winged girl, and the two secretly watching stared in shock at the sight of the blonde arriving on the scene.

"What the hell is a human doing here?" The girl with wings asked glaring at Naruto.

"Doing what heroes do." He made a motion like he was drawing a sword, red light shined in the area as Naruto pulled a large five foot bastard sword that was at least five inches thick, the blade was red, almost like it was on fire, the hilt of the sword were curved while the handle was at least five inches long, he held it with two hands red arm guards appeared on his forearms, a red mist took form around his head taking a shape of fox ears. More red mist formed a tail at the base of his spine where his tail bone would be. The sword was Ragnarok, the form he was in was the Sutr fox form. This form could, in theory, go up to nine tails, however, if that were to happen one swing of the sword could destroy the milky way galaxy.

"What the hell?" The crow winged girl asked in shock, this was the question on all who was present minds.

"Fair warning, leave now and you live, stay I will give you one shot, just one. However, be wise about this and don't-" While he was talking the girl threw a light spear at the blonde, it hit his chest right where his heart was, it did burn through his clothes but when it hit his skin it shattered in light particles. "waste it." Naruto sighed, "I warned you."

Rayner couldn't believe it, her light spear hit, she was sure of it, but it just shattered. She readied another spear intending to get in close for the throat. Suddenly the blonde was gone, and the sword was now protruding out her chest. She turned to see that the blond boy was behind her, she looked ahead again to see that he was indeed not in front of the plain looking boy anymore. "When?" She coughed up blood as her eyes lost their light the last thing she would see, would be a scowling blond with blue eyes.

Naruto ripped his sword out from the girls back and made a motion to put it away, as he did this his power left him. The red mist dissipated from his body, he let out a sigh but then felt extremely hungry. He went up to the boy, "My bag please." The brown hair boy seemed to be fine, though there was a bit of a wet spot in his pants. He handed Naruto his bag back, making sure everything was in order and nothing was out of place or broken, the blonde turned and left.

"Wait, who the hell are you?" The boy shouted from on the ground. He didn't get an answer, but at that moment he noticed his situation in his pants and groaned.

Rias and her best friend Akeno were the ones that were there as well seeing the events take place. Both were shocked to see the power the blond instantly gave off. It was both suffocating and arousing, but giving that they're devils, and devils are attracted to power, it was understandable that the two would be thirsty for the blond boy. But when the power left just as fast as it came, the two were in shock by how the power made them feel. "Who was that?" Akeno found herself asking what she thought was an important question.

"I met him earlier today," Rias started finally getting a hold of herself, "we talked for at least thirty minutes, but I never once sensed anything like that from him." She shook her head, the question on her mind was how he could contain that power on such a level that it could not be detected even when they are right in front of you.

"That's strange, you never sensed that much power?" A shake of the head, "interesting."

"Let's go, we're not going to get answers standing around." Akeno stared at her friend confused.

"What about Hyoudou-kun, you said you sensed a great power from him right?"

"I did, but we will try a different strategy with him at a later date, for now I need a shower, for some reason I feel so dirty."

"Mmmm," Akeno purred, "I know what you mean, a fish could drown in my panties right now."

"Ewe, gross." Akeno smiled back at her friend and started to let out a giggle.

A/N: Thank you for reading be sure to leave a review and favorite the story. This is my first attempt at both a High school DXD and Naruto crossover as well as a harem. It will be a small harem since I am new to writing about it, so just three girls and they have already been chosen, may seem rushed with some but I hope to put it in a way where it makes sense. Thanks again.

A/N2: This is a re-uploaded version of the first chapter, just with a minor fix to the whole blond vs blonde thing that was pointed out by a reviewer.