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"Father, do you need anything to drink?"

The one speaking was a large dragon, easily over 10 meters tall and covered in many red scales. Along his body, he had yellow horns, and his eyes were a bright green color. The dragon had two large wings that could actually get his muscular body off of the ground. He was sticking his head into the large window of a log cabin. He was looking at the at the bed of the one that he refered to his as father.

The one who hatched his egg.

Uzumaki Naruto, a man of nearly 140 years old. Ddraig had seen grown men of nearly 70 years old who didn't look nearly as good as his father did. Naruto had blond hair, with plenty of grey mixed in with it. His body was muscular, showing not even a little bit of muscular deteoration despite his age. He was missing his right arm, though he had been missing that arm for as long as Ddraig could remember. He had bright blue eyes, and despite his age, they still showed the same energy as the day that he hatched Ddraig. He wore a simple white kimono at the moment. On his back was a red spiral, the symbol of his people.

The symbol that Ddraig had carved into the scales on his own left arm.

"Your injured... you were fighting with Sasuke's son... Albion?" Naruto looked at some of the scuffs on Ddraig's body.

He gave his son a critical eye.

"The bastard said his father was better than you are. I couldn't let such a thing go without punishment. The joke's on him, his father has been dead for nearly half a century." Ddraig bragged to his father. Naruto smiled at Ddraig, because even the though reason for fighting was stupid, he was happy to see Ddraig so active and lively.

When he and Sasuke came to this world by mistake, the two of them had found two large eggs. They had had still been rivals at that point, so they competed to see who could raise whatever came out of the egg better.

Apparently, Ddraig and Albion had inherited their rival's spirit.

"Honey, I made tea."

"Thank you Selene." Naruto said as Selene, his wife, walked into the room.

Unlike him, she was clearly young. She appeared to be around 19 years old. She had long blond hair, platinum in color unlike his sun colored blond hair. She had bright red eyes, with the pupils shaped similar to slits. She had very fair skin, pale in color, and she had a lean body. She didn't have very large breasts, but she was close to 5'8" in height, with an hourglass figure. She wore a scarlett dress that went down to her ankles, and she was carrying a plate with a cup on it.

"Not a problem Darling, I wish to make you as comfortable as possible... Ddraig." Selene greeted the dragon sticking his head into the window.

"... Selene." Ddraig responded back.

It could be said there was tension between then. Neither really liked the other, Selene didn't like any races other than her own, besides Naruto, while Ddraig simply had zero respect for her. The air was always tense between the two, because it wasn't like Ddraig could kill his father's wife.

Naruto coughing stopped the awkward atmosphere.

"Father, are you okay?" Ddraig asked as he leaned his head further and looked at his father.

There was a pause, in which Naruto caught his breath.

"Sorry, I've been better. Selene, any word from our son?" Naruto asked with a small smile on his face as he looked at his wife of 120 years. He had been married to this woman for over 120 years now. While he had grown old... kind of, really all that happened to him was that he got a few wrinkles on his eyes, and his hair went a little grey. He had it much better than Sasuke, Sasuke didn't have the Uzumaki vitality or longevity, he had aged like any other human would. He died at the same age as a normal human, and his body went to pieces.

Naruto could still kick some ass if he wanted to, but with age he had lost the urge to pick fights with others.

"He's travelling the world, doing whatever it is he does. He's too much like you, you know that? When he has something he wants to do, damn everyone else, he will do it." Selene spoke with a soft smile. She sat at the side of Naruto's bed, and she held his hand with a few tears in her eyes.

She knew he wasn't long for this world.

She didn't regret even a moment of falling in love with him. Yes, she would be very sad that he would no longer be in her life. Yet, she would not call that sadness regret. She would cherish it, and allow the love she felt for him to tranfer over to loving the memory of him. The two of them had, had a long time together. They had a child together... a child that they had rather recently actually.

Human men didn't have the same breeding problems that women had in older age, the child of an old man didn't have an increased chance of birth defects, and a man could get a woman pregnant at any age.

"... That's my boy. I wish he was here with us, having both of my sons with me right now would be nice." Naruto mentioned as he reached out and rubbed the front of Ddraig's snout. Ddraig enjoyed the affection, even though it saddened him to see his father without his entire family around him. "... We have company." Naruto mentioned, when a few knocks on the door to his room were heard.

Selene nodded.

"Ophis is here to visit you. It arrived a little while ago, but I told it that you weren't well." Selene spoke to Naruto as if the one called Ophis had no gender.

She wasn't wrong.

"Come on in Ophis." Naruto called out to the door. The door opened, and a small figure came into the door. Ophis was a shape shifter, so she had no true form, her appearance and gender was completely dependant on the mood that "it" was in. She was in female form, so Naruto would refer to her as female.

She had taken the form of a young girl, with pitch black hair. The girl had closer to a pear-figure (thin on top, thicker on bottom), and she wore absolutely no clothes. Even though Naruto insisted that she wear clothes, she never really cared and strutted about naked. She never found any clothes that she found appealing to her eye after all. One day people would invent clothes that she would like to wear, but until then she would stay naked.

Grey eyes met blue.

"I, wish to hear more stories about your youth." Ophis demanded in a dull tone as she walked over to his bed, and she sat on his lap.

Ddraig was more reserved in the presense of Ophis.

"I've already told you all of my stories. What are you doing?" Naruto asked when Ophis touched the exposed part of his chest. She drew an Infinity symbol on his chest, with it a snake being the creature forming the symbol. Selene raised an eyebrow, used to Ophis' strange behavior. The little dragon was far older than she was, but even after knowing the dragon for 100 years, she still found the little dragon to be as mysterious as ever.

"I, wish to for more stories. I, have blessed you." Ophis spoke with the same dull tone, like she was talking about the weather.

As a "Dragon God" she did have the power to bless or curse people. She could grant them increased luck, increased affinity for dragons. She could even give them a variety of curses, like removing all of their luck, or taking away affinities they did have. She could really help a person, or hurt a person, with her abilities.

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

Ophis stood up and started to walk towards the door, since she wasn't going to be getting a story, she didn't have a reason to be at the cabin anymore. She closed the door behind her, and Selene let out a sigh of relief.

"It really knows how to creep me out. Do you have any clue what it did to you Darling?" Selene asked as she looked at her husband.

"Kurama?" Naruto asked out loud.

"The little dragon attached some Magic to your Soul. You have a more powerful version of what Asura has. Your soul will reincarnate into the bodies of your own future descendents... no doubt when you have more stories to tell." The deep, resounding voice of the one known as Kurama, spoke from deep inside of Naruto's mind. Seeing as he was inside of Naruto, he could tell whenever somebody did something to Naruto's soul.

If Naruto wanted to, removing this little blessing would no doubt be easy for him.

"You sound happy about that." Naruto spoke mentally to Kurama this time.

"This world is boring, nobody is strong enough to challenge you. The "future" Naruto will be weaker. It will be fun to watch your reincarnation go up the food chain. I'm going to get the pleasure of watching you crawl your way to the top all over again." Kurama was confident in the future Naruto's ability.

"You know you won't be inside of me in the future, right?" Naruto gave an amused sigh as he thought that to Kurama.

"You do know I'm capable of using Jutsu as well right? You think I can't watch you without you seeing me?" Kurama asked him with a sarcastic, "higher than you" tone of voice. It was true, after being inside of Naruto, the two of them were able to use each other's Jutsu. Kurama was able to use nearly any jutsu that Naruto could, and Naruto was able to use all of Kurama's techniques.

It was part of the bond of Jinchuriki and Tailed Beast.

"What does Kurama say?" Selene asked, while Ddraig looked down at Naruto.

"Well, I'm going to..." Naruto leaned forward with his eyes closed. He slumped forward a little further, in a much more muted motion.

...

"... He did that on purpose." Selene stated with wide eyes. She had nearly a decade to accept her husband's death. She also knew his personality, and that he was prolonging his life using his chakra. He had been dying, but he had been using his chakra to keep his body running so that he could give them some more time.

Her husband was a prankster.

The smile on his face at this very moment, even though he was dead, really did tell her everything that she needed to know.

He used his own death to prank them!

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