Welcoming Notes: Yello guys, Soul here. New story: Naruto Hentai Adventures: PoRO Edition.

This story is like 'cinematic universe' of all the PoRO hentai anime that was produced, all in the same world. In this story, there is a Special Victims Unit that operates in all of Japan, and Naruto is a part of it.

Sorry, no full-on citrus here in the prologue. But, there will be in almost every chapter. That I can promise. The first two chapters will be based on Oni Chichi and Oni Chichi: Rebirth.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the PoRO hentai anime, and other crossovers that'll appear.

Special thanks goes to TenmaSosei, who helped me with the ideas for my hentai story.

Now presenting: Naruto Hentai Adventures: PoRO Edition

(Metropolitan)

"Pequod, are you sure those fuckers are on site?"

"Affirmative, Kitsune. The train with the leader is heading your way," confirmed the dispatcher, Pequod.

"Good. Yaiba, Tenshi, status?"

"I am on the train now, Kitsune. Moving to engage." a female voice, 'Yaiba' said on the other line.

"Hold on! I didn't say I was in position, Yaiba!" a new female voice, 'Tenshi,' yelled into her mic, "Geez, don't engage!"

Standing above a train station was an 18 year-old young man, who sighed and rubbed his temples. He stood at 5'8" tall, with spiky sun-blonde hair, blue eyes covered by dark shades and whisker-marks on his cheeks. His attire consisted of a casual suit, with a dark blazer, a white dress shirt, an orange tie, black leather gloves, dark slacks and orange sneakers.

"Tenshi, just cover Yaiba," said the blonde, straightening his tie, "It's showtime. Kitsune, engaging!"

Aa train passed beneath him at high speed. With no hesitation, the blonde hopped down, a blue aura surrounding his shoes. He slammed down onto the last car, suffering no ill effects after defying the laws of physics. With one fluid movement, he slid forward and dropped down to the back of the car.

Despite the wind roaring in his ears, the blonde heard his phone ring and answered it.

"Uzumaki Naruto, what do you think you're doing?!" a female voice yelled in his ear.

"Oh hi, Kayoko-san! Putting an end to the train molester group that is the Numbers." Naruto answered, and kicked the door down, "Can this wait?"

"I heard about your plan to capture the Numbers, but it's too crazy! You'll hurt yourself!"

"Calm down, Kayoko-san. I already made it onto the train. The plan we concocted with the Molester Bait Investigation Squad is going smoothly," Naruto assured her, putting orange-colored brass knuckles over his gloves, "The Numbers will be in our custody soon. Please be patient, dattebayo."

"You always do this! Fine! I'll be waiting with the rest of the Railroad Defense Force! Rest assured that you will be punished for your daredevil tendencies!" Kayoko yelled, hanging up.

"But you never punish me…" Naruto deadpanned, before chuckling.

He then adopted a serious expression and punched his brass-knuckled fists together, sparks flying from the impact and loud clunk. He kicked the door open and quickly walked with a purpose; with the intent to end the Molester's Carnival.

"Looks like the party started early, eh Kit?" a female voice growled in his head, as Naruto narrowed his eyes at the site before his eyes.

A fat business man was currently raping the throat of a terrified girl, his penis thrusting in and out her mouth, while he took pictures to blackmail her into silence. Fuming, Naruto promptly cocked his fist back and clocked the man with a mean left hook. The girl gasped for air as the man crumpled to the ground, holding his face. Naruto kicked him over and put a knee to his back, cuffing him.

"Are you okay?" Naruto questioned the clearly traumatized girl, and promptly knocked out the rapist with an elbow to the back of his head, "Sorry, stupid question I know-"

"Thank you, mister!" the girl wailed, latching onto the blonde, "I was sleeping, then the next thing I knew, his…thing…was in my mouth! I tried to fight it, but-"

"It's okay. Where he's going, you won't be seeing him again," Naruto assured her, patting her on the head, "Now run long, missy."

Slipping from her embrace, Naruto gave a little wink, picked up the fat man's cellphone and slipped it into a plastic evidence bag.

"Wait, will I see you again?" asked the girl nervously.

Naruto smirked and took his phone out. He grabbed her phone and touched them together, with a melodic tune emanating from them.

"Sakurano Kiri-san, right? Keep in touch," Naruto advised her, giving a little salute.

"I-I will." Kiri called after him, "Thank you again, Naruto-san! I promise to repay you."

"You and every girl you save." the female voice mused, making Naruto chuckle.

"Keh, what can I say, Yang-chan? I love my job. Still…" Naruto looked back as he ran to the front, "The carnival is supposed to be in the front."

When he arrived at the second to last car in the front, Naruto came across some molesters having their way with some innocent girls. But the blonde quickly looked past them for a moment to see the ringleader of the Numbers.

"I've spotted Takarou Seba, the leader of the Numbers. Looks like the Special Investigation Molester Squad's information was on point." Naruto reported into his mic while rolling back his sleeves, "Moving to engage. Pequod, time to destination."

"Five minutes tops. Yaiba and Tenshi finished on the decoy train, and is standing by." Pequod reported, "Do your thing, Kitsune."

"Roger that, dattebayo." Naruto said, and whistled, "Hey assholes!"

"Uh, who the hell are you supposed to be, blondie?" one of the molesters demanded, continuing to finger his victim; the latter looking at Naruto with a spark of hope in her eyes.

"Fuck off! All these girls are taken!" another molester boasted, preparing to insert his penis into his own victim, "Better luck next time!"

"Give them hell, Kit!" "Yang" growled, not pleased by the lack of respect the rapists were showing to their victims.

Naruto sighed before pulling out the megaphone he had behind his back, "Attention assholes! I am Detective Uzumaki Naruto of the Japanese Special Victims Unit! You truds are under arrest for sexual assault and misconduct! Surrender now, and I promise you won't be in the hospital sipping sushi through a straw! Decide, fuckers!"

He punched his fist together, causing sparks to fly from his orange brass knuckles.

"You, a cop? A Chado like you? Fuck off!" Molester/rapist #3 snapped, rousing cheers from his comrades.

"Please. Help us, detective-san!" one of the girls wailed before her molesters clamped his hand over her mouth.

"Girls, close your eyes until I say so. This is going to get real ugly!" Naruto yelled, tossing the mike away.

Once the girls compiled and closed their eyes, Naruto charged forward. He decked a molester in the face, the force making him release his screaming victim. Naruto then targeted molester #3 and nailed him with a thrust kick. Lightly moving the latter's victim away, Naruto delivered a mean uppercut to #3, implanting him into the ceiling. At that point, the remaining six molesters faces went from smug to fearful at the blonde's actions.

Naruto suddenly became a blur as he put boots to asses to the molesters aka foddler. The bone-jarring impact of the brass knuckles, followed by the zap that came afterwards, made the molester's lives hell. Worse, Naruto was using various martial arts at an MMA level. Karate for striking, kung fu for parrying, and judo throws for throws followed by cuffing the molesters.

In the span of 90 seconds, Naruto had successfully cuffed the perps on the train car he was on. And amazingly, the ring leader didn't investigate the commotion. Naruto scowled and instinctively punched a molester to knock him out.

"Okay, you can open your eyes now." Naruto drawled, picking up his megaphone.

The girls opened their eyes to see the back of their savior, who was now at the door leading to the front car.

"Don't worry. When this train stops, you'll be assisted by the waiting officers. Don't worry, they're female." Naruto assured them, "Stay here for now."

"Wait, don't leave us!" one of the girls called out.

"Calm down. I'm just going to end this." Naruto replied, looking over his shoulder with his eyes closed and a cheesy grin, "Ciao!"

With a little salute, Naruto entered the front car, where the ringleader of the Numbers and his men were forcing themselves onto the girls of the Special Investigation Molester Squad. He growled, hearing the cries of the poor girls being sexually assaulted against their will. He punched his fist together; the metal changing from the brass knuckles drawing everyone's attention to him.

Clearing his throat, Naruto spoke into his megaphone, "That is far enough, Chief Inspector Takarou Seba! Don't expect any help from the Odakyu Private Railroad Company. You are under arrest for sexual harassment and sexual assault. The same goes for all for you with your non-consensual dicks in those poor girls. Now surrender, or get fucked!"

"Or, you can join us! You're a man, right?" Seba replied with a manic grin. The Numbers Leader held up one of the SIMS girls to emphasize his point, "But, seeing how every single one of my team is taken, you'll have to wait!"

"Pride and stupidity." "Yang" drawled, "DING!"

"Sorry," Naruto growled, tossing the megaphone away, "Patience is not my strong suit."

Naruto walked towards the leader, straightening out his gloves. He gripped his fist, causing spark to fly out. The blonde then targeted the nearest molester, who was raping one of the SIMS girls that's poses as a cosplay girl. He decked him in the face, causing the scum to drop the girl. The girl managed to catch herself, as Naruto proceeded to use the molester as a punching bag. After hitting the molester with a knee to the gut, Naruto grabbed his head, and smashed it against the window. Finally, Naruto smashed his foot against the head of the molester, cracking the window.

"Final warning, dirtbags!" Naruto snarled, looking murderous, "Option A: You involuntary celibates walk out of here, handcuffed under your own power! Option B: It'll be the opposite, complete with an overnight stay at the hospital! Decide!"

"You punk!" Seba spatted, and pointed at him, "Guys, get him! Show him what happens when you cross the Numbers!" he commanded. His goons dropped the girls they were screwing.

The blonde rolled his eyes as the goons zipped up their pants. Once they were presentable, Naruto raised his hands and beckoned the Numbers to come to him.

One charged at him with his fist cocked back to deliver a haymaker. When he swung his fist out, Naruto weaved to the side and bought out his knee, buried it in his stomach. The molester threw up his lunch, before being knocked out by an uppercut The next one blindly ran at him, trying to grab him. Naruto leapt out, allowing the next goon to pass under him. He stepped on his head and push out, allowing the momentum that cause the goon to run to the door; knocking himself out against the glass.

Naruto landed on the ground, seeing two more goons coming at him. Naruto Spohn on his heel and delivered a roundhouse kick, knocking the two molesters last of the goon squad manage to lift up Naruto, but the blonde grabbed his wrist and twisted it. The goon howled as Naruto landed on his feet and tripped his up, causing the goon to fall on his face. The man was on his knees until Naruto knocked him out with a right hook, knocking him out.

"It's over." Naruto mused before feeling a pair of arms wrapped around his feet, trying to choke him out, "Urk!"

"What did I tell you about celebrating early?" "Yang scolded dryly as Naruto struggled.

"Can it, you fox vixen!" Naruto snapped at her, making "Yang" whistle innocently.

"You bastard! You're ruining everything!" an enraged Seba snapped, trying to choke out Naruto, "What is wrong with that you are-? Woah!"

Naruto grabbed Seba's arms and heaved him over his shoulder, slamming him to the ground. Seba managed to pick himself up, only to meet a punch from Naruto. The electrified brass knuckles left a burn mark on Seba's face, making him cry in pain. Naruto took a boxing stance and dealt two quick jabs to Seba's face, followed by a cross.

Seba staggered, groaning in pain with tears streaming down his face. Naruto then grabbed him by the back of his hair, and delivered a strong-style, bone-jarring elbow to Seba's face. Seba stepped back, holding the side of his face; unable to defend as Naruto followed up with an uppercut. Seba flew back and landed on his back, and rolled around, holding his face.

"Aw, did that sting?" Naruto mused, waving his hand mockingly, "It's over, Seba."

"Never~" Seba growled, shakingly getting to his feet, "I don't care who you are. You won't deny me for my dream! My desires as a man!"

Naruto grabbed a pair of handcuffs and twirled them around his finger. Seba growled and tumbled over to the blonde. The latter raised a fist with the tend of burying it into the face of the blonde. When he swung, Naruto moved his head to the side and retaliated by smacking him across the face with the handcuffs. Seba let out a pathetic whined as Naruto pressed the attack. The blonde wielded the handcuffs like a pair of nunchucks, striking Seba all over his body in lightning quick succession. Seba yelled out in pain before shoving Naruto back. The molester ran at the detective, yelling as he attempted to hit Naruto. The latter waited before blocking the haymaker, before countering with a strong-style elbow to Seba's temple. Seba staggered back, with Naruto advancing on him. He spun around and connected with a roundhouse kick that left Seba dazed and his glasses broken.

"Desires as a man? The deadly sin of Lust has clearly clouded your judgment." Naruto drawled, cracked his fingers, "This isn't a world of hentai anime, jackass. You can't make a girl yours without her content. You'll have plenty of time to think about that in prison."

"No way. I won't let you stop me-" Seba groaned, crawling away from Naruto. He then looked around, looking confused, "What? We're slowing down? And way is it...so dark in the afternoon?"

"Because we're at your final stop." Naruto answered, grinning maliciously.

An object crashed through the window and rolled beneath Seba. It detonated with a loud bang, letting out a flash of blinding light that distorted everyone's vision.

"Stop right there, Numbers Leader Takurou Seba!" a loud female voice sounded off from outside, "We've already arrested the others! So just surrender already!"

A spotlight shined in the car, showing Naruto just finishing cuffing up Seba.

"That voice! Kirishima-san-?" Seba groaned before getting elbowed in the back of his head.

"Was that really necessary, Natsuki-san?" an annoyed Naruto drawled, "I had it all under control."

"I'm sorry, Detective Uzumaki, but we never got your signal. We were worried that you were compromised." the leader of the SMIS, Kirishima Natsuki, explained, hopping into the train car, "I see there was no need."

Naruto scoffed and mockingly pat Seba on the back of his head, "As if this scum and his goons had any chance against yours truly."

Naruto stood up and brushed his suit off. At the same time, female officers stormed the car to arrest the rest of the molesters.

"Is the train surrounded?" Naruto inquired to an officer after flashing his badge.

"Yes, sir. A second squad of officer are on other side of the car." the officer reported.

Naruto nodded. He then jumped out of the train car and walked past Natsuki, "They're all yours, Office Lady."

"Hey! I'm only posing as a fake office lady because of that scum!" Natsuki yelled, shaking her fist.

"Then make the asshole pay, dattebayo!" Naruto replied with a wave of his hand.

"Will do!" Natsuki confirmed with a salute. She then looked down on her former boss, along with the rest of her comrades.

Seba sweated, "Spare me?"

"Like you and your boys spared us," Natsuki replied sweetly with a demonic look on her face. The rest of her colleagues loomed over him with similar disturbing looks, "Sorry, but we're all out of mercy~"

Naruto smirked when heard the loud, girly screams of Seba's suffering. Chuckling to himself, He walked out of the entrance to the tunnel. He grabbed a box of pocky from his coat pocket and pulled one out with his teeth.

"Heh. A bunch of rapists and molesters arrested, and you got a girl's numbers." "Yang" said in a praising tone, "Not bad, Kit."

"All in a day's work," Naruto mused, pocketing his pocky.

A police cruiser swerved in front of him. Out of the car stepped Akizuki Kayoko, the woman who is the commissioner of the JSVU. She has fair skin, long light brown wavy hair, and brown-orange eyes. Her attire is a business suit that showed off her curves.

"Yo, kaa-san! Mission accomplished!" Naruto stated cheerfully before being bopped on the head, "Ow."

"Next time, go for the least risky route! Your mother and sister would've killed me if anything happened to you!" Kayoko squeaked, waving her hand in anger, "Please, stop being such a daredevil!"

"I can't help it, kaa-san." Naruto replied smoothly with a little mock bow, "One has to have a little fun on the side while catching some perps."

"You're going to be the death of me, Naruto-kun…" Kayoko whined, slumping her arms in defeat.

"Now don't say that. You'll live forever." Naruto said cheekily, "Besides, I don't want Airi-chan to be sad. It's too early for her to lose you."

"You stressing me out with her antics will cause that." Kayoko countered with a stern look.

"Only a lover would be on pins and needles, worrying about everything I do," Naruto stated in a suggestive tone, "Got something to tell me, Ka-yo-ko-chan?"

Kayoko blushed furiously, "That's no way to speak to your superior, Naruto-san! Cease your lewd thoughts at once!"

Naruto scoffed, "Who's the more lewd between us? The one who didn't say anything about lewd stuff, or the one who said it? Heh heh heh…" Naruto stated while leaning in close to her with a grin, making her blush and sputter.

"Mou." Kayoko moaned, taking a step back. "What would your mother and sister say?"

"Kaa-chan would be excited to have a grandchild, and my sister Naruko would be jealous." Naruto replied as his phone rang, "Mochi mochi?"

"Ah, onii-chan! Please tell me that you're coming by soon!" a young girl sounded off.

Naruto sighed, "Is this about Kouzou-san again?"

"I don't feel safe with this trash here! He stinks!" the young girl yelled, "I want him to disappear!"

"Has he even done anything?" Naruto asked in a bored tone, looking annoyed.

"I think he's been stealing my underwear!"

"You actually keep track of them? Geez…" Naruto laughed, "Can't you get along with the guy? It's been almost a year."

"No way! I know its him who stealing my clothes...and sniffing them! He ogled me like a creep! Please, onii-chan, can't you come back to visit?"

Naruto sighed, holding the bridge of his nose, "All right, fine. I'll be there later in the evening after I fill in my report. Can you hold your quibbing until then?"

"Just make it fast! I can't wait to see you again. And Marina's been pining for your return too."

'You and every other girl I've met.' Naruto thought to himself in amusement, "Yeah, yeah." he drawled and hung up.

"Airi-chan…still isn't getting along with Kouzou-san?" Kayoko asked sadly. She had a troubled look on her face that didn't go unnoticed by the blonde.

"Sounds like it. I know that Kouzou-san is a good guy, but I'm getting concerned about Airi still hating him after all this time." Naruto commented, and walked over to Kayoko's car.

"I guess she still needs some time. She's still a child after all." Kayoko replied, but in a nervous tone that didn't go unnoticed, "Maybe seeing you will lift her spirits. You have been gone a while."

Naruto nodded and dialed a number, "Yaiba. Tenshi. I'm heading back to the station with Kayoko-san. Can you help with the clean up while I do a debriefing?"

"Of course, we understand." Yaiba responded, with the sounds of Tenshi's giggling being heard in the background.

Naruto narrowed his eyes, "You tapped my phone again, didn't you Yoko?"

"Why Naruto, I have no idea what you're talking about," Tenshi, now named Yoko, replied sultry, "I certainly didn't hear a young maiden pining for her older brother to come home to her. My suggestion, get some condoms. You're gonna need them~"

"I hate you." Naruto replied flatly.

"My blowjobs and pussy say otherwise." Yoko shot back cheekily, causing Naruto to blush and steam, "Don't worry. Kiruko and I got this. Go get her, tiger!"

Naruto ended up a sputtering mess as Yoko hung up. He groaned and pocketed his phone, before turning around to see Kayoko with an eerie smile on her face.

"Oh Naruto? I hope that you aren't planning on having illicit relations with my little angel." she said, with her eyes not matching her smile.

"...You are jealous, dattebayo…"

(Akizuki and Uzumaki residence)

Naruto, on his motorcycle, pulled out in front of a two-story house. It was where he lived with his mother Kushina, his sister Naruko, and Kayoko and her two daughters.

As soon as Naruto got off his motorcycle, his cell rang, "Moshi moshi?"

"I heard you had quite the day, Naruto."

"It was all in a day's work, kaa-chan." Naruto answer with a smile.

"I'm sure it was. But, I can't talk due to my hectic schedule here in the UK." Kushina responded sheepishly.

"You're a model, kaa-chan. Of course you have a hellish schedule." Naruto drawled, opening the front door, "You and Naruko both."

"Mou, if only Naruko-chan and I can switch roles~" Kushina whined, making Naruto scoff, "Still, it's been some ride, hasn't it?"

"Yeah," Naruto agreed, "New world, new family…"

(Years ago)

Uzumaki Naruto. He was born the son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina; He had blonde hair, blue eyes, and whisker-marks on his cheeks due to the influence of Kurama, a great Chakra Beast. He even had a little twin sister, Naruko, so she shared the same features as him. They were temporary kidnapped by Masked Man, who released the Kurama from its Jinchuriki, Kushina. Minato rescued the twins and Kushina, and did battle with the Masked Man, who had the Kyuubi attack Konoha, the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

Minato defeated the Masked Man, and Kushina restrains her Tailed Beasts. Minato looked to seal the beast into the newborn Naruto and Naruko with the help of the Shinigami. But the Masked Man, in a spiteful manner, had Kurama stab them with its claws, just as his control of it vanished. Kurama was horrified; not only was its former container dying, but their deaths leaves the door open for Konoha to finally use it as a weapon like they wanted.

Despite despair filling her being, Kurama had different ideas.

"Shinigami-sama!" she called out in a feminine voice instead of her default masculine growl.

"Hmm?" Shinigami didn't spare the fox a glance as it completed its seal on Naruto's belly, "What is it, Kurama?"

"Please! After you seal me into the kit, take him away from this world! Without Kushina-chan and Namikaze-baka, that village will cause him nothing about pain! Even his sister won't be an exception!" Kurama pleaded to the great deity, "All those people care about it is playing God, and I refuse to be a part of it!"

"Hmm, you do have a point." Shinigami murmured thoughtfully as it wrote its seal onto Naruko's belly.

"Wait, not everyone in Konoha is bad! They can't ignore our Will and Testament." Minato protested, but the Shinigami shook its head, "They just…can't…"

"If that were true, the Toad's Summoner would've never have divulged the prophecy to his superiors. That's why your village had such a big head, Namikaze Minato. You may have tried to snuff out the darkness, but sooner or later, those you left in power would've moved against you." Shinigami explained in a scolding and feminine tone, "Even more so when you summoned me. Your soul is mine now."

"But what about the Akatsuki?" Minato questioned, looking mournfully at his home village, "Konoha needs my children and Kurama-san."

Shinigami made a noise like an angry wrath, "If they're as strong as they love to boast, they can take care of the Akatsuki no problem. Besides, Kurama's plead hold merit since I've been looking for a way to punish most of the Elemental Countries for their role in the fall of the Uzumaki clan; a clan I hold close to my heart since they're descended from me."

"Wait. The Elemental Countries?" Kushina asked, confused, "I thought it was just Kiri, Kumo, and Iwa."

"It was them, but they had assistance from Konoha. How do you think that those three villages infiltrated the village? After all, Namikaze's sensei managed to break through them." Shinigami pointed out.

"Jiraiya-sensei?! Impossible!" Minato gasped, "He would…never…"

"Search your feelings Namikaze, for you know them to be true." Shinigami stated sagely.

"How do you know this?" Kurama asked.

"I was bored, so I tortured the souls of those involved in the operation. Not only did they sold Jiraiya out, but the Shinobi Advisory Board and the Civilian Council as well. Don't worry, Sarutobi Hiruzen, as well as the Shinobi Council, san Uchiha and Hyuuga, is innocent." Shinigami asked airly.

"The old monkey allowed that?! The Civilian Council are not supposed to have a say in shinobi affairs!" Minato said angrily, looking back at the village.

"It can't be…" Kushina whispered, looking ready to cry, "But somewhere in my heart, I always knew."

"Dammit. I'm sorry, Kushina-chan. I…failed you. I failed you and the children." Minato murmured, holding Kushina close.

"No matter. Konoha's time will come." Shinigami assured them, "As for this moment, Kurama- no, Kurahime, I shall grant you your request."

"Shinigami-sama?" Kurama asked hopefully, its voice turned from masculine to feminine.

Shinigami took off its hood, revealing their face to be a beautiful woman. She had silver eyes, red eyes, and regal features with a bit of cute mixed in. She raised her hand and focused her energy on Kurama.

Kurama growled, feeling its entire being being split apart, "Wait, Shinigami-sama, why are you, ARGH!"

In a flash of red, the single Kyuubi became two. One had its regular orange fur, while the other had darkened orange fur. The two Kyuubi looked at each other in shock, before being enveloped in red light, turning into humanoid shapes.

"Sorry, Kurahime-chan, but this is necessary to keep you and the twins together." Shinigami said, before sealing the Yang-chakra Kyuubi into Naruto, and the Yin-chakra Kyuubi into Naruko in a flash of light, "I shall take you and the children to the world beyond the mist. As for you two, huh?"

Shinigami frowned when she only saw Minato, who was on his knee, bleeding from his torso. Kushina was nowhere to be found.

"Kushina! She...jumped into the sealing." Minato said, and coughed up blood, "I told her not to. I tried to stop her."

"I see. It might be a good thing for her. The mental energies shared by the twins will help heal her body in several years time." Shinigami mused, turning her attention to Minato, "As for you, there's a price for summoning me. You know that, right?"

Minato nodded, "Yes, I understand. I'll leave Konoha to my children should they decide to burn it to the ground when they return."

"Good. But considering how things are moving, they may not have to." Shinigami said, before turning Minato into a blue orb, "Don't worry, I'll find a use for you yet for your new life...as one of my Soul Reapers."

With that, Shinigami devoured the orb, and sighed, "I really hate this job."

Looking at the sleeping Naru twins, she picked them up and disappeared into a dark portal.

"Now, let's find you a home…"

(Present time)

Now in the washroom, naked with a towel wrapped around his waist, Naruto poured water over himself to wash the soap off his body. He shook her head and rubbed his hair to make it spiky again.

For him, it was hard to believe where his life was at. Some celestial entity that was the Death God took him and his sister away from their birthplace, and dropped them off in Japan. There, they were found by Kayoko, who was reeling from another sour divorce from a cheating bastard. She took him and his sister in and raised them alongside her own children, Airi and Marina.

Kushina was Kayoko's first taste of the supernatural. Kushina had completely healed from her wounds, and materialized back to the real world when Naruto and Naruko turned ten. Despite Kushina's reappearance, she and Kayoko butted heads when raising Naruto, Naruko, Airi, and Marina. This happened for a few years until Naruto and Naruko pulled a colossal prank on the two. Since then, Kushina and Kayoko has gotten along.

In more ways than one that is.

As for Naruto, life has been interesting to say the least. He and Naruko proved themselves as prodigies, and their talents netted them early graduation at age 12. After graduation, Naruto and Naruko took different career paths. Naruko had a talent for singing, and became an idol and gravure model.

Naruto originally wanted to be a professional wrestler, but he had a talent for helping people, and became the country's youngest police cadet. His many achievements, 99% case close rate, and charming personality allowed him entrance into the Japanese Special Victims Unit at the age of 15.

The Japanese Special Victims Unit was created by Japan's first female Prime Minister, who fought against the norm's of Japan's matriarchal society. It is an elite police unit consisting of special detectives that investigate and prosecute sexually based offenses, as well as child abuse and crimes against the elderly. Naruto was assigned to the all-female Sex Crimes Unit, where they deal with crimes of rape, attempted sexual assault, and sexual misconduct. There was another unit, the Domestic Crimes Unit, handles domestic violence, the abuse of children, the disabled, and elderly victims of non-sex crimes.

Now a three year veteran of the JSVU, Naruto's future was looking bright.

"Hmm, maybe it's time for me to use the accumulated paid vacation time I neglected to use. But…" Naruto lathered his hair with shampoo, "If I do that, I'll miss a few key cases that the girls may need my help on. After all, there'll a lot of girls out there getting netorare'd; not to mention-"

There was a knock on the door, "Onii-chan? Are you in there?"

The familiar voice knocked Naruto out of his thoughts, making him sigh, "Airi-chan, the 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up there for a reason. What do you need?"

"Nothing! I-"

Naruto frowned at the paused, before the door slid opened. His eye widened when he saw his surrogate little sister, Akizuki Airi, walking into the steam filled room.

Airi was a young girl with blonde hair tied in French pigtails; blue eyes, and fair skin. She was around 5'3", and has a sizeable chest for her short stature. She was in the nude, and covered by a towel wrapped around her ample chest.

"I just wanted to wash your back!" she squeaked, causing Naruto to sweatdrop.

"I hope that's all you want to do." Naruto deadpanned, and looked away.

Airi blushed, "Of course! I'm not perverted at all!" she said, before catching the washrag Naruto threw to her.

"Just my back, nothing else. Promise?" Naruto said, smirking.

"Promise!" Airi cheered.

She ran over to her surrogate brother, but slipped on the wet floor. Naruto quickly sprang up and caught her before she fell. Airi now found herself in the arms of Naruto, who smiled down at her.

"Tone down the excitement, Airi-chan. I'm not going anywhere." Naruto chided her, and poked her on the nose.

"Hai~" Airi whispered, her blush increasing.

After they recovered, Airi started washed Naruto's back. Naruto himself washed his front and his limbs.

"...Onii-chan?"

"Fire away, Airi-chan."

"You smell nice."

"Nicer than Kouzou, right?"

"You're nothing like him! You're kind, sweet, and reliable. That man is a stinky nuisance and a creep! Like he hasn't used deodorant his entire life!"

"If that were true, then the whole house would be smelling of his scent, you know. I know you don't like him, but don't exaggerate so much. Also," Naruto turned his head to look at Airi, "Has he really been stealing your stuff."

"You had asked me if I keep track of my clothes. The answer is yes. I started to do that a few months ago when I noticed that my favorite underwear went missing. They always reappear in my room in the morning. And then I noticed a pattern, that my stuff goes missing whenever that trash does the laundry!"

Naruto frowned at the accusation. The fact that Airi really had to keep track of her missing clothes that mysteriously reappears raised a few red flags. And knew from his experience at the JSVU to take all accusations seriously.

"All right, all done!" Airi said, pouring water on Naruto's body, "Your turn!"

"Hai, hai." Naruto sighed as he turned to back Airi, who turned around.

Airi let her towel dropped, allowing her fellow blonde to see her smooth back. Naruto blushed a bit when he saw a bit of her breasts.

"You've grown again." he noted, and rubbed Airi's back with the washrag, "Trying to be a gravure idol like Naruko?"

"Oh, of course not! I don't want everyone in the world ogling me like that creep does!" Airi protested with a cute glare, "Not only that, but an idol can't even have a life…a family…"

"Well, kaa-chan and Naruko are not bound by those restrictions. Hell, they could care less. I mean, it's common knowledge that my kaa-chan reconnected and is in a relationship with her childhood friends Mikoto-san and Hitomi-san." Naruto commented with a smirk, "She could care less what her audience thinks of her. After all, she's making money from those that can't get enough of her body."

"But those creeps-" Airi started, looking worried.

"Can look, and wank off, but can't touch. They never will. But if they overstep their boundaries, its their funeral." Naruto growled with a fierce look in his eye, "That is, if kaa-chan leaves anything left from them, dattebayo."

"Geez, you're so protective, it's scary," Airi said, a hint of far in her voice, "I feel sorry for anyone going after any girlfriends you have."

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Really?"

Airi blew a sour raspberry at him, "Almost sorry."

Both blondes laughed, and Naruto rubbed her head.

"About Kouzou. I'll look into him. That I can promise." Naruto whispered to her, and kissed the side of her forehead, "And if he's found wanting, I'll kick his ass."

"Thank you, Naruto-oniichan." Airi murmured, and returned the kiss by kissing him on his lips.

Naruto was surprised, and touched his lip after Airi pulled back.

"For luck." she stated with a wink.

Naruto gave a dry laugh at the unexpected kiss of affection. Then, Airi tackled him into the water.

The sounds of splashing and laughing could be heard outside the door, where a tall man gritted his teeth and clenched his teeth.

'Enjoy Airi while you can, Uzumaki. Soon, she will be mine!'

END OF PROLOGUE

Next time, Chapter 01: Naruto and Airi

-Airi, as well as Marina, is in the crosshairs of Kouzou, who wants to have sex with them. Can Naruto save Airi in time? And what will come after?

So, that's it from me. I shall see you all later. Peace out, ja ne, see you in the next update!

-Chapter notes

Naruto's partners are Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann and Kiruko Otonashi from Shinmai Fukei Kiruko-san.

"Yang" is the Yang Kyuubi within Naruto. Naruko of course has the Yin Kyuubi.

The train sequence is from the h-manga Special Molester Decoy Investigation Squad by Sakaki Naomoto.

The oral rape scene is from Nuki Doki Tenshi to Akuma no Sakusei Battle Revolution from Collaboration Works.

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Released: Monday, August 13, 2018