Gender: Male

My favourite t.v show right is South of NoWhere, its just amazing. Favourite film, The Breakfast club, its just awesome, however Imagine you and me is an extremely close second. Yes I'm a gamer but not an obsessive one, yeah I enjoy going on PS3 but I won't spend four hours getting shot at by people that I don't know, the fun is in the single player games. Can't wait for my birthday, Its going to be legen, wait for it, dary. Yes How I Met Your Mother is ace and I love it as well.

Without music my life would be completely pointless. Loving Ed Sheeran's , keep rocking Ed.

Been in a major South of NoWhere mood recently, probably because I've been watching it. My new favourite show and FanFics.

My favourite pairings have to be over all Spencer and Ashley in South of NoWhere, there awesome together and my life is now complete because of it. For Twilight, it has to be Alice and Belle, although Belle and Rosalie is good too. Don't know what it is about that pairing I just love it and I like the fact that there are a lot of people who have wrote Bellice FanFics. Also liking the Harry and Tonks FanFics, guess that comes out of a love for N.Tonks, though Harry and an OC is good too.

Random Stuff

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (or at least school-smart)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

Warning: Do not sit on zoo railings. You may fall in the cage and the animals may eat you, making them sick. Thank you.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I'm the type of guy who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
42 is the answer to life, to the universe, to everything.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!