ABOUT ME
My name is Max and I'm a big fan of How To Train Your Dragon (HTTYD) and I enjoy reading, playing video games, listening to music, and thinking of new story ideas.

QUOTES

Don’t judge me for WHAT I write. Judge me on HOW I write - Max A (me)

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. Bruce Lee

Sometimes you only get 1 shot to ask a question. Don't waste it on something you can Google - DeStorm Power

I suppose right now there could be people who are feeling jealous, but who don’t realize the qualities they envy in other people are the very same one they already have. - Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)

It's not always easy to see the good in people. In some people, you might even doubt that it's there at all. But if you can somehow, find a way to believe...sometimes that's all it takes to help someone, to give them the strength to find the good in themselves. - Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)

No one really starts out kind. All we know how to do at first is want. We want food, we want attention...it's just natural survival instinct, I guess...but kindness is something that we all have to learn as we go. It's something that grows and develops slowly over time...the same way our bodies do... -Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)

To understand peace, you must first understand hate. - Mr. Thomas B (Peace Studies teacher)

... be proud of who you are even if it sounds corny. - Eminem

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately, it kills all of the pupils. Hector Berlioz

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Mahatma Gandhi

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"Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost." - Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

I'm a Furry and proud of it! Copy and paste this if you are a Furry and proud of it

"Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push." - The Joker

"You either die a hero or you live on enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

"There are millions of animal species but man is the only animal capable of destroying them all." Douglas Wiliams

"It is best to search while the trail is new." - Old Norse Proverb

"We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us." - The Joker

"Up onto the overturned keel
Clamber, with a heart of steel
Cold is the ocean's spray
And your death is on its way
With maidens you have had your way
Each must die some day!" Vikings (TV Show) Season 1 Episode 4

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When life hands you lemons write a steamy one and make life wish they took it back XD

Guy1: "Sir, we're surrounded!"
Guy2: "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Some interesting (Really creepy is more like it) news I found out. (found on 2/7/11)

78% of all accounts on are dead. (have not been active for over a YEAR)

12% of all accounts on FFN have at least one published story and are actively engaged in fandom activity.

Only 32.5% of all users have stories posted.

24 REASONS WHY I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

10 Reasons why I Love How to Train Your Dragon

1. It's got dragons--hands down my favourite animal in it

2. Chris Sanders designed Toothless--he does NOT look like Stitch but he is simply adorable the way he was designed

3. It was the very first Dreamworks movie that didn't have any cheap toilet humor or pop culture in it

4. The plot was deep and intriquing

5. The soundtrack was absolutely amazing; I always tear up when I'm listening

6. The water looked real; in all the movies I've seen with scenes in the ocean, the water always looks so animated, and that completely distracts me from the film, but in this movie, the water actually looked like water

7. It had just the right amount of action, comedy, and romance a good movie should have

8. It was a fantasy movie that didn't have magic, which makes it more believable

9. The 3D parts don't jump out at you or hurt your eyes; they actually make you feel like you're there, flying with Toothless

10. It told the always touching story of friendship between human and animal--with a dragon, no less!

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon I would choose you. Your smile is stronger then a hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we'd make the perfect team. I'll stay by your side, like Pikachu and Ash. And I'll love you more then a level 80 Rapidash. You're more Legendary than Entei, Zapdos, or Mew. But out of all the 649, I choose you. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love Pokémon

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