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Joined 02-25-06, id: 997891, Profile Updated: 12-29-11
Author has written 12 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Final Fantasy XII, How to Train Your Dragon, and Sherlock.

i`m tifa, and i really, really, really love writing.
please be patient with me; i'm new to taking my fanfictions seriously and I'm doing my very best! c:

In progress; Sherlock 221b challenge, How to Train Your Dragon one-word prompt challenge, and several Mass Effect one-shots.
Messages, reviews, and other such contact is loved! (:

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Viva New Vegas by Cressida Isolde reviews
Running a city is a lot harder than it seems, especially one like New Vegas. The Courier contends with assassination attempts, power grabs, and the past catching back up with her. Postgame. A story about love, loss, and living with your decisions. F!Courier/Boone. Third in 'If I Didn't Care' series. Completed.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 211,871 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Redundant by The Odd Little Turtle reviews
Saren? Geth? The total annihilation of all organic life? Pffsh. Don't worry! Rich Achievement Unlocked! Emphasizes side quests, hard science, technobabble, & military jargon with a side of Shenko & a helping of squad mate banter. Action, humor, flirting, drama, & brushes with death. Now with 100% more rampaging dinosaurs! (I regret nothing.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 165,655 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kaidan A., J. Garson
Parts Answering Parts by Jedi Amoira reviews
A random assortment of scenes and snippets relating to ME 1, 2 and 3. Not chronological. Various POV, largely FemShep and Garrus. Both Kaidan and Garrus romances possible. Spoilers probable. Rating may increase later. Check here for updates 1st.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 45,028 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Mass of Drabbles by ShadesOfMauve reviews
This is a dumping ground for random Mass Effect drabbles. Mostly secondary characters, with special love for our favorite tattooed, swearing merc. NOT Star to Steer Her By universe. If you're looking for serious reading, look elsewhere!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Zaeed M., Dr. Chakwas
As the Skies Open by Rays of Color reviews
AS THE SKIES OPEN IS NOW COMPLETE! Hiccup adjusts to her new life, but there is a little more in store for her than she realized... A retelling of the HTTYD story, but with a female Hiccup. Meant to explore some 'missed' scenes, and give more insight into various characters. Sticks to story line, but is different enough to be fresh. NOT a summary of the movie. THANK YOU GUYS! :)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,443 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Manipulations by akg.writes reviews
There was a line in one of her many psych evals about an impressive ability to compartmentalize. She supposed the psychologist hadn't been talking about her ability to dress an amputation in the field in under thirty seconds. Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 372,788 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Armour by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Series of linked shorts. Morgana Amell and her companions all have their own personal battles - whether it's finding your family, betrayal, or learning to trust. What you don't see in the game, or a different perspective on what you do.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 129 - Words: 83,211 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Amell, Alistair
Kingdom of Rust by Mighty Crouton reviews
Garrus and Jane 'Foucault' Shepard pass the time despite cultural and language barriers before the Omega-4 Relay Mission. A story about the challenges and rewards of an interspecies friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Got A Minute? by Princess Cheesecake reviews
Garrus, Shepard, and some awkward conversations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Flynn Wanted by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
The course of true love never did run smooth, but for them it seems to be in knots.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
A Most Precious Treasure by YappiChick reviews
Rapunzel's the princess everyone hoped she would be and Eugene has a very important question to ask her, if only he could just get it out! Between slightly disapproving parents, royal duties, villains and monsters, can you blame a guy for hesitating?
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,447 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Together by ErokoTan reviews
Shepard just wanted it all to stop; the constant what-ifs, the nightmares of all the loss and bloodshed. So when blowing off steam turns into something deeper, how will Shepard deal with it all? Rated T; Sensitive materials - F!Shep/Garrus ONESHOT
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Who Are You? by raconteurr reviews
When Garrus acts rashly to kill Sidonis, Shepard fears what is on the turian's mind. As time passes, Shepard realizes she could lose Garrus - and even herself - entirely if she doesn't intervene in his increasingly brash behavior. Could become M rated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Coffee by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Shoker. In a late-night conversation aboard the Normandy, some truths come to light...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Time We Have Left by Starfire118 reviews
Shepard has trouble coming to terms with the future after finding a heartbreaking letter in the Shadow Broker's database. Thane helps her deal. FemShepXThane
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
To Remember You By by AliceGoBoom reviews
Siha, I write this with a heavy hand, knowing you will read this letter when I am no longer able to share my thoughts.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Three Words by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Shoker - FemShep/Joker. What if someone told you they loved you at the worst possible time?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Ghost of You by jhoom reviews
Garrus has problems dealing with Shepard's death following ME1, feeling as though her ghost is haunting him. Songfic because why not.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shepard's Son by jhoom reviews
Fem!Shepard's gone out for a bit and has asked Garrus to babysit. How much trouble could her son possibly get into? Short one-shot. Shepard does not actually appear within the story.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Home by WastedHeart reviews
After blowing off steam with Garrus, Shepard gets cold feet. She decides they should just be friends, but how long will she be able to deny the depth of her feelings for him? Complete. Sequel 'Where You Belong' now up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Burnt by The King's Lover reviews
In the scorching heat of the Mojave Wasteland, Lucielle is finding out how easy it is to get burned. Easier still, when you're carrying a torch for a certain sniper. A series of F!Courier x Boone oneshots. Chapter 6 added!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Courier, C. Boone - Complete
If I Didn't Care by Cressida Isolde reviews
A series of vignettes focusing on the Courier and her followers, and what she must do to save the people and the city she loves. F!Courier/Boone. Eventually.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,059 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - [Courier, C. Boone] Benny, Veronica S. - Complete
Stelle by littleblackdog reviews
"The universe changed around me while I slept, and I've fought hard to catch up." Walking into hell? Well, at least she knew who had her back. Garrus/Fem!Shep, mentions Kaidan/Fem!Shep. Rated for language, little bit of sexuality. ME2 Spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Exitus by sinvraal reviews
Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the Mass Effect 2 storyline. Multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,954 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Modus Operandi by Pereprin reviews
Humanity's first and last defense faces an uncertain end as Shepard falters in the wake of Saren's destruction. When her resolve begins to shatter, Garrus learns to see what others can not within the woman who has sworn to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/2/2008 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
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If Inconvenient reviews
221b challenge- exactly 221 words each, last word starting with a b. Angst, shameless fluff, and the escapades of our favourite crime-fighting duo abound. Open for suggestions; review please!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Discovery, Desperation, and Dragons reviews
It's the little moments, in the grander scheme of things, that made life in Berk so very worth it. Of course, there's always the perk of the pets. A collection of pieces.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011
2:29 AM reviews
Every time, it was this same nightmare plaguing him, and only Toothless knew how to help.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Words reviews
A failed lesson in Dragonese reminds Hiccup why his best friend was not human, but a dragon instead.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Punishment reviews
Hiccup had made a mistake, and Toothless was going to get his payback.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Gold reviews
Fran couldn't tell when her response to the simple question had changed- but she couldn't say she really minded. Direct companion piece to Ruby. Balthier/Fran. Review? :
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Time reviews
Fran had never been afraid of anything, as far as she could remember- until now. Fran/Balthier. Reviews are loved!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Ruby reviews
Why had he never paid attention before? Fran/Balthier. Reviews and comments always appreciated!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Exception reviews
There was only one rule that Balthier truly adheres to; and it that this is his show, and he'll run it alone. But every rule has an exception... Vaan and Balthier one-shots of varying length. Please review!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Balthier, Vaan
Some Things Never Change reviews
Implied Tamaki/Haruhi; just a quick little drabble for fun.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Insanity, or something more? reviews
For the first time in his life, Kyouya's been thrown off balance. One-sided Kyouya/Haruhi, songficlet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Spreading Your Wings reviews
Kaoru contemplates. Implied Hikaru/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete