(A/N) Chapter 2, guys! Remember what I said about a balance between ZaDe and ZaDr? Yep, more of that this time around. ;) And plot! Actual plot! Hope you guys enjoy. ^_^

So... three out of the four reviews I got were "unsigned-" not that I mind that, I love reviews in any form. :) But I can't give unsigned reviewers hints/previews, and subsequently forgot to give them at all. So I apologize. :

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Zim was startled from his contemplative half-sleep by a sharp stab of pain in his belly, followed shortly by a rush of chilled air and a hot surge of thick blue liquid welling at his skin. Back arching reflexively, he became quickly aware of the human's sudden absence- the cause of the chill -and the improvised knife in his abdomen- the cause of the heat.

"I don't know what the hell you were talking about last night, Zim," the slave spat, as his master groaned softly with the unexpected pain, "but that's for kissing me like that. You had no right, and I don't want it happening again!"

With a soft Irken curse, the invader tried to rise, but found himself sprawled suddenly on his back as the human kicked him, knocking the blade in deeper. A combination of the wound and drowsiness kept the Irken down for a heartbeat longer, and in a disoriented way he reached for the thick sliver of metal- a piece of the bedpost, he now realized. With a sick sucking sound, he pulled it from his flesh, drawing out with it a wild gushing of azure blood, odd green fluids, and bits of organ. His PAK was beeping wildly, flashing and buzzing and humming and chirping as it tried to close the gaping hole in it's host's flesh, but Zim himself seemed relatively unconcerned.

"Why did you not slit Zim's throat?"

Dib started, then wavered visibly, taking a step backwards. "What are you saying?" he growled darkly.

"It would have been just as easy to slit my throat as to stab me," the Irken elaborated, sounding far too flippant to be discussing his own death.

"Maybe I wanted you to die slowly," the human hissed, taking another step backwards. "Bleed out and suffer."

Zim laughed softly, although the action brought blood bubbling to his lips. "Irkens do not die so easily. I know that the Dib knows this. The Dib never intended to kill Zim."

Dib scowled furiously, bearing his teeth. "Jerk!"

Dabbing awkwardly at the hole in his abdomen, Zim hissed softly. "That was quite painful, human," he muttered reproachfully. "How did you manage to improvise such a blade? Zim was conscious for the duration of the night."

The slave shrugged, then shuffled his feet. "Slowly. Very slowly."

"Clever and dexterous, are you...?" Zim mused. "A superior specimen of your race."

"Stop with the flattery, you moronic green alien- I don't even know what the hell you think you're doing." Dib laughed suddenly, then choked on it. "Hell, I can't make heads or tails of you! You are one messed up Irken, my friend, one thoroughly screwed up, incompetent invader."

Zim winced. "Do not torment Zim simply for his Defective musings," he growled, antennae flattening. "I could have you killed in a second."

"Something tells me you won't," the slave grumbled.

"And what is this something?" the Irken squawked.

"Last night."

Flushing powder blue, Zim jerked back. "You're lying!"

Dib's eyebrows shot up. "What are you even talking about?"

"This was all part of my... ehh... Zim's plan, yes, my ingenious plan!"

"No it wasn't."

"Yes, yes it was! And I have succeeded! Ha! Victory for Zim! Victory for Almighty Invader Zim!"

"... Almighty invader, I think your organs are escaping."

In the commotion, Zim had indeed forgotten about the gaping hole in his midsection. And mostly because of his activity and disregard for the wound, his squeedlyspootch had indeed decided to abandon him. His PAK had blocked the pain. He was scarcely aware of Dib's sardonic laughter as his head grew hellishly light and, quite disconcertingly, the world spun away into darkness.

"You Irkens really are incredible, aren't you?"

Zim blinked, disoriented, then finally managed to focus his gaze on the human sitting on the bed beside him. The boy seemed to be speaking half to himself, staring down at his blue-smeared hands.

"All I had to do was push your intestines back inside, and your body just started to heal," the slave continued to muse aloud. "I wish humans recovered like that."

Zim struggled up into a half-sitting position, leaning up on his elbows. "Why would you have aided Zim's recovery?" he asked critically, but the human didn't look at him.

"If you died, I'd just be reassigned. And I've had worse owners than you- hard as that is to believe."

"But we are enemies, yes?"

"Of course we're enemies, you moron."

Zim furrowed his brow. "And yet... you allowed Zim, last night, to kiss you."

"A mistake," the human grumbled, turning away.

"Such nonsense you speak!" the Irken scoffed, sitting up farther and wincing at a pang from his injured midsection. But he scooted closer to the other- and Dib did not move away. With a quick movement, just as impulsive and poorly planned as before, the invader ducked in for a kiss; this time, however, the human slapped him away, the sound of the hit echoing slightly before it faded.

"I won't let you do it again." The human's voice was dangerous- a warning that Zim did not heed.

"You will," he asserted, "because the Dib longs for touch. And Zim will touch him."

"Touch yourself," Dib retorted, then blushed vaguely and hastily added, "I don't need anyone."

"Yet it is not the same as being touched by another," Zim quipped, oblivious to the innuendo, and grasped the boy's shoulders before he could flinch away; then, pinning the weakened boy beneath him.

With a spat curse, Dib bucked against him and kicked up, landing a painful blow to the Irken's injured stomach. Zim winced, but didn't draw back even as blue blood trickled down and dripped onto the boy beneath him.

"If you tell Zim you do not miss Earth, I will never touch you again," he said. Dib stiffened, a mask of rage slipping into place.

"What the hell do you have to do with Earth, Zim?" he snarled. "You destroyed Earth!"

"And I mourn for her," the Defective replied. "I am not at home here- I did not like Earth, but I have found that I like the prospect of returning to Irk even less."

Dib wrenched his gaze away, lip drawing back in an animalistic way. "I don't believe you."

"The Dib is all that is left to Zim, of his would-be home," the Irken continued confidently, as if the human had not spoken. "Even GIR... nothing remains for Zim. The Tallest... my Tallest will not allow me another planet, and no one waits for Zim on Irk." He laughed shortly, bitterly. "An Irken," he scoffed, "longing for the company of another. The very thing is unheard of; the very thing is Defective."

The human turned his head; hesitantly and warily looked at his master's face, though the Irken himself had turned slightly to the side. And he saw, reflected in those ruby orbs, the most bitter disillusionment imaginable- so much acidic cynicism that it was a wonder it hadn't already dissolved what was left of the Irken's soul.

"Betrayed..." the alien whispered, bending farther over his slave but still not looking at him. "Deceived. My life... wasted." Then he snapped his head around, baring down on the human with sudden ferocity. "I can see it your eyes, Zim can! I can see that you take nothing for granted, that you have been alone since before you were born! I can see that not a living soul has ever cared for you! I can see it because Zim is such a creature, as well- such a pitiable, loathable creature, pathetic in his lonesomeness! You are like Zim, and I will accept no other answer!"

The boy- feeling tears well in his eyes, feeling his soul cry out to be close to this strange being who could read him so well -thrust himself away. "You know nothing," he spat, but his voice broke on the last word. He choked- a dam burst, the flood of emotion unstoppable, now, after that tiny crack. Face twisting with a sob, he looked away. "You don't know anything!" he screamed, but then fell silent.

The alien studied him for a moment, as he cried- dry eyed himself, but fancying the human, in that instant, a mirror.

"Zim knows."

"Well damn," the human swore, and then bit his lip. Expression fluctuating wildly, from twisted grin to desperate sob and back again, and then into some display of masochistic angst, he reached up and grabbed at Zim's uniform. "You've got it all figured out, don't you... you jerk." He spat out the last work was like venom. "Now what the hell are you going to do?"

"... Those without anywhere to go- anywhere to return to -must cling to one another."

Cursing again, Dib shook his head. "So what? You're suggesting we're suddenly... not mortal enemies? Just because of your Defective emotions and my troubled childhood? Surely not."

"Of course we are enemies, Dib," the Irken replied with a sad smirk. "You will always hate Zim- I draw comfort from that fact." And without waiting for a response, he leaned in and pressed their lips together- almost tenderly, but with too much violence in the act to qualify it as such.

"Mff!" the human objected suddenly, shoving at his assaulter. Managing to wriggle free for a split second, he gasped out, "Get off me! Get...!" There were leftover tears in his eyes, and then he had given in once again, surging up and embracing his captor with all the desperate passion of one so starving for attention of any sort.

A knock at the door made Zim jump, clapping his hand over the human's mouth in place of his tongue. "Silence!"

Dib gave a small murmur of assent, and shrunk back as Zim clamored off him and subsequently off the bed, creeping to the door. The air was charged with a sense of taboo, and the small Irken invader leaned up on his toes to press his antennae to the door.

"We know you're in there, Zim!"

With a startled exclamation, Zim stumbled backwards. "My Tallest!"

"'The Tallest?!'" Dib repeated, panic flaring in his eyes, but again Zim shushed him.

"We have done nothing wrong," the Irken muttered defensively. "The Dib-thing is Zim's slave, given to him by the same Tallest. Do not worry, humanling." And with those reassurances, he opened the door. "Greetings, my Tallest!"

"Greetings... Zim," Red replied, seeming to glance at the invader for scarcely a breath before peering past him. "We're here to discuss that slave of yours."

Zim went rigid- heard Dib shift somewhere behind him and placed himself more deliberately in the center of the doorway. "What about Zim's human?" he asked, his voice a challenge.

The sudden change in demeanor- Zim had always been one of their most loyal Irkens, for all his Defectiveness -made the Tallest exchange glances.

"Well..." Tallest Purple began, his eyes round and apologetic, "we need it."

Zim's invisible eyebrows arched. "You... need him?" There was that scuffling again, barely audible behind him, that made Zim square his shoulders and plant his feet more firmly, as though he would bar the way.

The change in posture was not lost on the Tallest; Purple shifted self-consciously, though Red didn't flinch.

"Yes Zim. That human is more valuable than we initially thought, and we require it now as a test subject."

Zim saw suddenly, in his mind's eye, the cold metal room that he had wandered into as a wayward smeet skipping his classes. At the time it had fascinated him- the rows of metal cages, filled with alien creatures and even a few Irkens, the floor dyed rainbow with a vibrant array of blood; the whimpering and moans that saturated the air, the gaping holes in soft flesh, the controlled decay, the chemical burns, the ragged pelts and torn hair, the missing limbs and empty eye sockets that still dripped crystalline tears... it had all filled him with a wondering curiosity, a childish fascination and an awe for what his species was capable of.

Suddenly, with those images raw in his mind, Invader Zim felt physically ill.

"You will not have him!" he shrieked suddenly at the Tallest, although his voice broke on the last word. "I will not surrender my Dib-thing to such horrors as you would subject him to!"

"Zi-" Red began uselessly, but the Defective Irken was shaking his head furiously.

"You gave the Dib-thing to Zim," he growled darkly. "You will not take him back!"

"We're your Tallest, Zim," Red said, his voice low and dangerous "We'll do what we want with your slave... and with you."

"No! You're lying!" In the face of their shock, Zim slammed the door in his leaders' faces, spinning and dashing back to Dib. The small human was peering at him, fear and hostile confusion swirling in his brown eyes.

"Come with Zim," the Irken whispered, aware of the Tallest beginning to tap in the override code on his door.

Dib rose unquestioningly, but then stalled. "Why should I trust you?" he growled, although his eyes kept flicking back to the door.

"Because you have no choice, fool!" Zim snapped, grabbing his wrist and yanking the human forcefully toward him.

"I won't!" the slave retorted, trying to pull free and failing; the Irken hauled him bodily across the room, though the human kicked and fought all the way, and at last reached his goal: the air vent.

"I will not let you die!" Zim snarled in the boy's ear, then lifted him effortlessly over one shoulder and rose up on spindly metal limbs. He fumbled clumsily with the grate, for a moment, huffing and growling his annoyance, but at last wrenched it back and heaved the human up into the resulting opening. He himself followed a moment, one hand firmly over his stomach, and pulled the vent back into place just as the door to his room burst open.

"Get moving!" the invader spat harshly at the human who, terrified, was peering down at the Tallest as they began to search the room. It was then that Dib noticed the blood seeping through his master's fingers, thick and hot- numb with fear and caught between two very unsavory choices, he swallowed and obeyed. Spider limbs retracting smoothly, the Irken crawled around Dib and took the lead, guiding the human deep into the Massive's infrastructure.

The metal was hot under the human's calloused hands by the time Zim paused, antennae perked. Then he motioned to an offshoot of the main system, and Dib felt cool air rush in from the vents that were suddenly all around them. We're in the chiller's pipelines...

"We will rest here," Zim announced in a whisper, blood leaking from his mouth, and Dib, with a moan of exhaustion, crumpled beside him. Without warning, however, the Irken pulled his slave into his lap.

Holding the frail human to his chest, Invader Zim felt a surge of protectiveness, the likes of which he had thought he was incapable of experiencing. Burying his face in the rough black hair, he drew in the scent of his companion- suddenly the only creature in any universe who mattered.

"Zim...?"

His voice was uncertain- despite the front he kept up, that flawless steel mask -he was scared; terrified of death.

"Yes, my Dib-thing. I will not let them harm you."

"Zim, they're your Tallest."

Now there was accusation in his voice- accusation that made Zim wince and hold his slave tighter. But Dib pushed him away, hands to the Irken's chest, forcing Zim to look at him at arm's length.

"Zim, you would betray your Tallest for me? I don't believe that."

"Believe Zim," the Irken urged, without any sign of hesitation- he tried to crush the boy back to his chest, but the human was surprisingly strong and held him at bay, forcing him to continue. "I will not surrender my Dib, to the Tallest or anyone else. And if Zim wishes you to be safe, you will be safe, I promise."

It took a long moment but, at last, Dib nodded; allowing his arms to relax, he let Zim hold him close; pressed his face into the Irken's chest. The Invader's delicate fingers found the deep divots on his slaves back and traced them lovingly, making the other shiver beneath his touch.

"Zim... why the hell do I trust you so much...? It doesn't make any sense."

"Because we must be together, my dear Diblet," the Invader answered without hesitation. "We two orphans of Earth- we must be together, whether as enemies or as lovers.

"Zim will not surrender you just as you would not surrender Zim."

(A/N) One chapter left! … I think. :P

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