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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Blade, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Dragon Age, and Assassin's Creed. Personal Motto: Snipers may be cowards... but you're still dead. Twelve reasons to date a Martial Artist Gender: Male. Favorite Pairings: Writers whose stories I admire: Blueowl, MissAnneThropic, Littleminnie, Blue Sigma, Sarge1995, Hazza137, Herr Wozzeck, iNf3ctioNZ, SpaceAnJL Released Stories: Naruto of the Dúnedain NarutoXLord of the Rings. Naruto is run out of the village at the age of eight. In the forests south of Konoha, he finds a nomadic group of men and elves known as the Dúnedain. During his time with the Dúnedain, he and Kyubi unlock a seal that was limiting his powers and growth, including his Elvish heritage. He is Namikaze Naruto, son of Namikaze Minato, in the line of Legolas. In Progress: Sporadic Updates Heroes Never Die: Ronin Mahariel A self-insert into DA:O. After a rescue that ended badly, a young man finds himself in his favorite game when he thinks he should be knocking on heavens door. He's got all the memories of his life, memories of the game, as well as the memories of the Dalish Elf Warden he's taken the place of. Not only that, it appears he's not on time, but running early: ten years early. How will the Blight end with him as a Grey Warden? MaharielXLeliana. In Progress Shihai no Chikara. (Mastery of the Force) A NarutoXStar Wars Crossover. Naruto is attacked when he fourteen, though he unconsciously wields the Force before he sustains any major injuries. Startled by this revelation, Kyubi, a Force-user himself, begins to speak to Naruto and leads him away from Konoha to train his new abilities. NarutoXHinata. In Progress: Working on Final Chapter Za Hiruhoko Sha. (The Daywalker) A NarutoXBlade Crossover. Naruto, at age fourteen, begins to notice changes affecting him. He drinks but still feels thirsty, even consuming large amounts of liquid, he still is thirsty, the fluids never quenching the burning thirst. Pairings undecided. On Hiatus: May do over. Harry Potter and the Brotherhood Harry PotterXAssassins Creed. Harry Potter never attended Hogwarts. Instead, he was taken by his father's friends and allies and trained at the Masyaf Assassin Fortress. He is now known to most of his Assassin brothers and sisters as Altair Ibn-La'Ahad, Master Assassin of the Brotherhood. How will the Wizarding World react to a blade-wielding, ass-kicking, Assassin Harry Potter? HarryXFleur. In Progress Idea Corner. To those who visit, feel free to comment on my ideas. Mass Effect Unleashed Star Wars Force UnleashedXMass Effect. Galen Marek, AKA Starkiller, scans and finds ruins of an ancient race on a planet while searching for any Imperial bases in that sector. His actions in the ruins activate the mechanisms within, sending the Jedi into the Mass Effect world, armed with only his lightsabers, his wits and the Force. How will Saren react to having a Jedi on his tail? Sightless A response to a challenge from pudgypudge. When Naruto is born, he is used to seal the Kyubi no Kitsune away. At seven years of age, Naruto disappears, leaving without a trace. Eight years later, a blind man walks into town. No one knows who he is, where he came from, or what his plans are. Who is he? Harry Potter and the Seventh Ka'Kari Harry Potter sees a man no one else can see: a man whose skin is black, whose eyes are blue and breathes flames. Kylar, noticing a pair of watchful eyes, invites him to be trained by a wizard who has been alive for thousands of years. Both Kylar and the Wolf like the boy and decide, after sensing that he has no conduit for his magic, that he will take on the mantle of the Night Angel. He will be the new avatar of Justice, the Night Angel, wielder of Retribution and the Black Ka'Kari. Mass Effect Self-Insert into Mass Effect. A nineteen year old is dropped into Mass Effect eight years before the events of Mass Effect I, right in the middle of a pirate raid on a colony. As the only one who escapes the slavers bullets and clutches, he blames the Alliance for not being fast enough. Later, he is approached by a small group of elite ex-soldiers, who want to have him join up and help them hunt pirates. Fav. Quotes "Why, Banning Miller! What a vision you are in your fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days just to get you into that getup. 'Course, your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again." -Dinstinguished Old Man/Firefly-Shindig "I don't carry a knife. I have idiots who carry a knife for me." -Chad Barry "I've embraced being a pacifist...I'm about to pass-a-fist across your face." -Warmech Prime "Moron." -Sherlock Holmes/Sherlock "Oh my god! It's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar." Wash/Firefly-The Message "I just said I never had much use for one. I didn't say I didn't know how to use it." -Matthew Quigley/Quigley Down Under "I suggest we play a game called, 'Have you met Ted?'" -Barney/How I Met Your Mother "She isn't filling a girl-shaped hole in his life. He's made a Penny-shaped hole, just for her. She's his 'deal'." -SpaceAnJL/The Paladin Protocol "Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends and society are the natural enemies of the writer. He must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if he is to sustain and complete an undertaking." -Jessamyn West "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow/Curse of the Black Pearl "I have always considered myself a liar. It is my profession to deceive. Not only do I tell stories about events that did not happen featuring people who do not exist, I spend all of that time trying to throw you off. I want you to think things happened one way, when I know they happened another. I want you to think that the innocent are guilty and that the guilty are innocent. I want to lie directly to your face, and I want you to thank me for it." -Richard Castle/ "Not to mention imaginary." -Sheldon Cooper/Big Bang Theory "Legendary!" Barney/How I Met Your Mother "Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." -Sheldon Cooper/Big Bang Theory "Je ne sais pas." -Sherlock Holmes/Sherlock Holmes "This mustn't register on an emotional level...First, distract target... then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture. Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm... in summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to spit at back of head: neutralized." -Sherlock Holmes/Sherlock Holmes "You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?"-Jim Malone/ The Untouchables "Six words: You. Look. Fat. In. Those. Jeans. You're free to go!" -Barney/How I Met Your Mother "If you call his house, 'Hello, this is Steven Hawking.' I'd like to leave a message. 'No, this Is Steven Hawking.'" -Robin Williams/Inside the Actor's Studio "I'm going to bed, rah-cha-cha...but not alone, rah-cha-cha...like you are, rah-cha-cha...am I getting the point across, rah-cha-cha..." -Warmech Prime "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." -Maximus Decimus Meridius/ Gladiator "Boom, Headshot! Killing Spree! Killing Riot! Killtacular! I'm Batman!" -Red/Dick Figures "Amonkira, Lord of Hunters, grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet be swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me forgiveness." -Thane Krios/ Mass Effect 2 "They should invent a slammable revolving door… 'The Revolving Door you can Slam, for the days when you get exceptionally pissed off at the office'… and, yes, I just made ‘slammable’ a fucking word!" -Warmech Prime "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I'm the baddest motherfucker in the valley!" -Eugene Small "He who does not learn from history is doomed to repeat it. He who learns from it sits back and laughs as the idiots kill themselves." -Me "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you... and bungee jumping... and deep sea diving... and..." -Warmech Prime "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -Bryan Mills/ Taken "Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talkin' to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass." -John McClane/ Live Free or Die Hard "Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker." -John McClane/ Die Hard 1-4 "If we fight... there will be three hits: Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, and the ambulance hitting 120 on the highway." -Warmech Prime "My logic is undeniable…… Well, it is deniable, but we’ll get to that later. HEY LADIES!” -Warmech Prime "If you want to quickly become strong... Firstly, make the fist as strong as the foot. Secondly, make the foot as handy as the fist." -Shigure/ Historys Strongest Disciple Kenichi "Let's kill people... Oh, not you" -Loki/Dogma "Gum? Oh these guys, these men were evil. You're a pure soul. You have nothing to worry about... But you did not say "God bless you" when I sneezed!" -Loki/Dogma "Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know." -Jay/Dogma "The only constant is death. The only thing that differs for every human being is the when, how and why." - Me "Gentlemen, M'lady, you always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" -Captain Jack Sparrow/Pirates of the Carribean "Oh, bugger." -Captain Jack Sparrow/Pirates of the Carribean "Do I owe you money?" -Remy Lebeau/X-men Origins: Wolverine "Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed." Logan/ X-men Origins: Wolverine "Kami, guide this pimp hand . . . make it strong . . . so that this wayward son of a bitch may speedily be delivered unto your hands! AMEN!” -Naruto/ Dead Maelstrom "I put the fun in funeral and laughter in slaughter"-Unknown "Nothing is true. Everything is permitted."-Altair/Assassins Creed "Madness? This is Sparta!"-Leonidas/300 "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly."-Malik/Assassins Creed "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" -Samuel L. Jackson/Snakes on a Plane "You, you, and you...Panic. the rest of you, come with me...!" -from: Sunluver on deviantART "When life gives you lemons, make cranberry juice and let the world figure out how the fuck you did it."-from: FloofyFan13 on deviantART "Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two"-Artemis Gordon/ Wild Wild West "Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off" -Cookie/City slickers "Fuzzy Wuzzy was fox, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no socks. And when the Yondaime came out to play, Fuzzy Wuzzy got sealed away.” -mdizzle/ Naruto, the Lycan Ninja "Lots of people die needlessly, so why would your death be any different?" -Unknown "Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot." -V/ V for Vendetta "Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici." -Evey Hammond/ V for Vendetta "Ideas are bulletproof." -V/ V for Vendetta "No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing, because if I am... you'll all be dead before you've reloaded." -V/ V for Vendetta "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." -V/ V for Vendetta "None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me." -Rorschach/ Watchmen "They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people." - Eddie Izzard "Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!" -Unknown "Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." -Unknown "I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!" -Unknown "Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat" -Unknown Shihai no Chikara: Naruto's Whisper Knives. Top left picture. http:///lucaspage.htm Harry Potter and the Brotherhood: Fleur's Birthday Dress. |