Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.

A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.

Dean gets a really ill-timed phone call that turns out not so ill-timed after all. Dean/Cas Slash.

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

Dean is not staring, Sam is not whining, Castiel is not saving the day and the monster of the week is not a pony. And this summary isn't sarcastic at all.

AU, Slash- If life really is a highway, Dean's sitting on the shoulder with four flat tires. Fortunately, he's not there alone.

Short drabble starring my favorite pairing as children. AH, ExB. "How do I look into my heart?" He felt like he couldn't, because he thought that maybe she stole it from him and that's why she made him all those paper hearts - to replace it with.

She lives a hypocritical life. He's done something he can never take back. They're all pushing too far. Actions have consequences, but no one saw this coming. If you had a gun pointed to your head, would you choose to die with love?

Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career

For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.

Castiel grieves not for the love lost between him and his kin, but instead for the love that they will never know.

Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.

Penny unintentionally causes the termination of Sheldon and Amy's Relationship Agreement. References to 5x10 "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition."

smut warning here It's been precisely 4 days, 23 hours, and 11 minutes since Dean found out he was maybe a little bit, minimally, microscopically, gay.

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of him. Smells, words, colours, songs. For two years I've cried over him. The best thing that's ever happened to me. The love of my life. He left because we were hurting. Because I was in the shallows.

The higher they go, the harder they fall. Six years down the line, and Castiel's guilt is eating him alive. Dean/Cas, past Cas/Bal

Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.

A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.

Long-distance relationships suck. Secret long-distance relationships suck more.

In which Cas is evasive, Dean doesn't get it, until maybe he does, and Balthazar wasn't wrong. Set after 6.18 Frontierland. Spoilers.

The one where Dean doesn't have to defend his honor because Sam does it for him. A companion piece to "Phases of the Moon."

"So did Dean ever tell you about the time he ran into a tree because he was staring at you?" Sam asked Castiel. pre Destiel

Winner of 1st place public & 2nd place judges' vote in the "A Love Like Fire" contest. Edward is alone, and he likes it that way. One night, a candy bar wrapper changes everything. Sometimes love is like a disaster. AH, rated M. Dark themes. Not fluffy.

Short scenes, in no particular order, with no plot connection or timeline, of the wonderfully weird, yet fascinating relationship between Sheldon and Penny. My first smut is in chapter 4, so beware.

Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.

Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.

Bella lives a life without passion. Passion is the only thing Edward has.

Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE

Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.

Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.

Bella Swan is infatuated with James Henalay who only dates non-virgins. She is unfortunately still a virgin. Thus begins the quest to pop her cherry…Edward Cullen, anyone? And what does Jessica have to do with all this? E/B One-shot.

My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.

Would you like a little dessert after your meal? Too bad Edward has to wait a whole year for his. A/H Humor/Lemony Goodness! 1st Place Tie for Best Appetizer and 1st Place for Best Dessert in The Lovin In The Oven Contest.

TFLN contest entry collaboration by AmelieGray & YellowGlue. Superhealthybella's got it bad for her Bio teacher with a sweet tooth. M for language and citrus. AU.

In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.

When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.

Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.

He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.

Sheldon and Penny are friends. Right?

My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.

Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.

Penny has no idea what she's doing. She just broke up with Kurt, like, a week ago.

Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.

My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.

Oneshot. Penny/Sheldon. Penny has always known what she wanted. And even if what she wants surprises her, she’s still going to get it. She’s that kind of girl.

COMPLETE: How do you betray your best friend? With Stetson hats and perfume like sunshine. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday/Smutty Saturday prompt: rodeo, laundry, perfume, and confession.

Raj can suddenly talk to Penny and he is determined to find out why this change happened. Penny/Sheldon-ish

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.

You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way.

It’s only time that pulls the stars apart, it’s only time that brings your orbit ‘round. --AU Challenge: What if Sheldon and Penny had grown up in the same neighborhood? ...Angst before cheese, always.

This groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.

Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.